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Excuse Caddie

A quiet alibi service for the modern golfer. One excuse pool, two surfaces.

Live at excusecaddie.xyz

Version Excuses Generated License

Download on the App Store   Coming soon to Google Play   Instagram @excusecaddie   TikTok @excusecaddie


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Played like garbage today? We've got 400 excuses ready. One tap. New alibi. Or just shake the phone. Shank club — group chat. No witnesses.


Milestones

Milestone Status
Live on the App Store Shipped v1.3.0 (Feb 2026), v1.5.0 in review
Live on Google Play Build submitted, awaiting first approval
Live website at excusecaddie.xyz Shipped
Instagram and TikTok Live
Alibis served (live counter) Generated
270 hand-written excuses Shipped
Offline-first share cards Shipped v1.5.0
In-app review prompt Planned for v1.5.1
Settings screen (sound toggle) Planned for v1.6
Swedish localization Backlog
iOS / Android widget Backlog

For the 6-month plan see STRATEGY.md. Per-surface backlogs in app/ROADMAP.md and webb/ROADMAP.md.


Repo layout

  • webb/ — Next.js 16 website live at excusecaddie.xyz
  • app/ — React Native / Expo app (Excuse Caddie: Golf Alibis)
  • design/ — Source logo, App Store / Play Store screenshots, references
  • STRATEGY.md — Health check, 30/60/90-day plan, 6-month outlook

Each project folder is self-contained — own package.json, README, and tooling.

Run the website

cd webb
npm install
npm run dev

See webb/README.md.

Run the app

cd app
npm install
npx expo start

See app/README.md.

Press

Press kit, boilerplate, and contact: excusecaddie.xyz/press.

License

MIT — both surfaces.

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One-tap random golf excuse generator. 268 hand-curated alibis across 8 categories, free, no accounts. Built with Next.js 15 + Upstash Redis.

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