- Industrial confusion & inconvenience engineering
- Force Push and Pray
- Analytical Analysis
- Apocalyptic Version Control
- Bugs (the tiny code-dwelling critters)
- Cats (those keyboard-walking purr machines)
Found my stuff useful? My keyboard runs on caffeine!
Each coffee donation powers:
- One more midnight coding breakthrough
- Two unnecessary framework rewrites
- Three alarming caffeine-fueled innovations
My doctor says I should cut back. Let's prove them wrong!


