"Freeware" license is not freeware

[AllenJB]

Freeware is software which requires no payment (in any form). The "freeware" license requires the recipient to purchase a postcard, pen and pay for (potentially expensive, international, depending upon where they live) postage before they are allowed to use the software.

[xhacker]

Totally agree. Maybe SMPPL for Software is a better name.