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    <div id="title"><a href="/">Zach Holman</a></div>
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      I currently ship it at <a href="http://github.com">GitHub</a>.<br />
      I also ship <a href="http://www.good-tutorials.com">Good-Tutorials</a>.<br />
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      I'm <a href="http://twitter.com/holman">@holman</a> on Twitter.<br />
      I'm <a href="http://github.com/holman">@holman</a> on GitHub.<br />
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<h1>zomg where did the content go</h1>
<p>Dude, whatever page you're looking for is not here. You're going to have to come to terms with that. There's a solid chance you can find the correct link <a href="/">on this page</a>, though. Go check it out. I'll wait.</p>

<p>Christ, you're taking forever. Go find the damn thing already, okay? I'm done waiting. I'm going to go get some gin and drink away this embarrassing situation from my memory.</p>

<p>The good news is that I found the gin, but I had to set fire to a small Irishman to get it. I don't know why the Irishman had the gin — it seems culturally inappropriate — but he did and now it is getting drunked by me. IF ONLY YOU HAD FOUND THE RIGHT LINK HOURS AGO THIS WOULND'T HAVE HAPPEND.</p>

<p>Hearts and kisses,</p>

<p>Zach S. Holman, esq.</p>
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