meme2.py

# Added by @Sur_vivor
import asyncio

import requests

from userbot.utils import admin_cmd

# ================= CONSTANT =================


GAMBAR_TITIT = """
🍆🍆
🍆🍆🍆
  🍆🍆🍆
    🍆🍆🍆
     🍆🍆🍆
       🍆🍆🍆
        🍆🍆🍆
         🍆🍆🍆
          🍆🍆🍆
          🍆🍆🍆
      🍆🍆🍆🍆
 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
 🍆🍆🍆  🍆🍆🍆
    🍆🍆       🍆🍆
"""

# ===========================================


@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern=r"hf$"))
async def facepalm(e):
    """ Facepalm  🤦‍♂ """
    await e.edit("🤦‍♂")


@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern=r"corona$"))
async def iqless(e):
    await e.edit(
        "Antivirus scan was completed \n⚠️ Warning! This  donkey has Corona Virus"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern=r"ggl (.*)"))
async def let_me_google_that_for_you(lmgtfy_q):
    textx = await lmgtfy_q.get_reply_message()
    qry = lmgtfy_q.pattern_match.group(1)
    if qry:
        query = str(qry)
    elif textx:
        query = textx
        query = query.message
    query_encoded = query.replace(" ", "+")
    lfy_url = f"http://lmgtfy.com/?s=g&iie=1&q={query_encoded}"
    payload = {"format": "json", "url": lfy_url}
    r = requests.get("http://is.gd/create.php", params=payload)
    await lmgtfy_q.edit(
        f"Tap this blue, help yourself.\
    \n[{query}]({r.json()['shorturl']})"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="fail$"))
async def fail(e):
    await e.edit(
        "`\n▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ `"
        "`\n████▌▄▌▄▐▐▌█████ `"
        "`\n████▌▄▌▄▐▐▌▀████ `"
        "`\n▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ `"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="lol$"))
async def lol(e):
    await e.edit(
        "`\n╱┏┓╱╱╱╭━━━╮┏┓╱╱╱╱ `"
        "`\n╱┃┃╱╱╱┃╭━╮┃┃┃╱╱╱╱ `"
        "`\n╱┃┗━━┓┃╰━╯┃┃┗━━┓╱ `"
        "`\n╱┗━━━┛╰━━━╯┗━━━┛╱ `"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="rock$"))
async def lol(e):
    await e.edit(
        "`\n┈╭╮┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ `"
        "`\n┈┃┃┈╭╮┈┏╮╭╮╭╮┃╭ `"
        "`\n┈┃┃┈┃┃┈┣┫┃┃┃┈┣┫ `"
        "`\n┈┃┣┳┫┃┈┃╰╰╯╰╯┃╰ `"
        "`\n╭┻┻┻┫┃┈┈╭╮┃┃━┳━ `"
        "`\n┃╱╭━╯┃┈┈┃┃┃┃┈┃┈ `"
        "`\n╰╮╱╱╱┃┈┈╰╯╰╯┈┃┈ `"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="lool$"))
async def lool(e):
    await e.edit(
        "`\n╭╭━━━╮╮┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈\n┈┃╭━━╯┈┈┈┈▕╲▂▂╱▏┈\n┈┃┃╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▏╱▋▋╮┈`"
        "`\n┈┃╰▏┃╱╭╮┃╱╱▏╱╱▆┃┈\n┈╰━▏┗━╰╯┗━╱╱╱╰┻┫┈\n┈┈┈▏┏┳━━━━▏┏┳━━╯┈`"
        "`\n┈┈┈▏┃┃┈┈┈┈▏┃┃┈┈┈┈ `"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="nih$"))
async def nih(e):
    await e.edit(
        "`\n(\_/)`"
        "`\n(•_•)`"
        "`\n >🌹 *`"
        "`\n                    `"
        "`\n(\_/)`"
        "`\n(•_•)`"
        "`\n🌹<\ *`"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="hoi$"))
async def gtfo(e):
    await e.edit(
        "`\n█████████`"
        "`\n█▄█████▄█`"
        "`\n█▼▼▼▼▼`"
        "`\n█  Hello Man`"
        "`\n█▲▲▲▲▲`"
        "`\n█████████`"
        "`\n ██   ██`"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="ml(?: |$)(.*)"))
async def gtfo(e):
    message = e.pattern_match.group(1)
    await e.edit(
        "`\n█████████`"
        "`\n█▄█████▄█`"
        "`\n█▼▼▼▼▼`"
        f"`\n█  {message}`"
        "`\n█▲▲▲▲▲`"
        "`\n█████████`"
        "`\n ██   ██`"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="taco$"))
async def taco(e):
    await e.edit("\n{\__/}" "\n(●_●)" "\n( >🌮 Want a taco?")


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="paw$"))
async def paw(e):
    await e.edit("`(=ↀωↀ=)")


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="tf$"))
async def tf(e):
    await e.edit("(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄  ")


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="gay$"))
async def gey(e):
    await e.edit(
        "`\n┈┈┈╭━━━━━╮┈┈┈┈┈\n┈┈┈┃┊┊┊┊┊┃┈┈┈┈┈`"
        "`\n┈┈┈┃┊┊╭━╮┻╮┈┈┈┈\n┈┈┈╱╲┊┃▋┃▋┃┈┈┈┈\n┈┈╭┻┊┊╰━┻━╮┈┈┈┈`"
        "`\n┈┈╰┳┊╭━━━┳╯┈┈┈┈\n┈┈┈┃┊┃╰━━┫┈U GAY`"
        "\n┈┈┈┈┈┈┏━┓┈┈┈┈┈┈"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="bot$"))
async def bot(e):
    await e.edit(
        "` \n   ╲╲╭━━━━╮ \n╭╮┃▆┈┈▆┃╭╮ \n┃╰┫▽▽▽┣╯┃ \n╰━┫△△△┣━╯`"
        "`\n╲╲┃┈┈┈┈┃  \n╲╲┃┈┏┓┈┃ `"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="hai$"))
async def hey(e):
    await e.edit(
        "\n┈┈┈╱▔▔▔▔╲┈╭━━━━━\n┈┈▕▂▂▂▂▂▂▏┃HELLO!┊😀`"
        "`\n┈┈▕▔▇▔▔┳▔▏╰┳╮HELLO!┊\n┈┈▕╭━╰╯━╮▏━╯╰━━━\n╱▔▔▏▅▅▅▅▕▔▔╲┈┈┈┈`"
        "`\n▏┈┈╲▂▂▂▂╱┈┈┈▏┈┈┈`"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="nou$"))
async def nou(e):
    await e.edit(
        "`\n┈╭╮╭╮\n┈┃┃┃┃\n╭┻┗┻┗╮`"
        "`\n┃┈▋┈▋┃\n┃┈╭▋━╮━╮\n┃┈┈╭╰╯╰╯╮`"
        "`\n┫┈┈  NoU\n┃┈╰╰━━━━╯`"
        "`\n┗━━┻━┛`"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="mf$"))
async def gtfo(e):
    await e.edit(
        "\n......................................../´¯/) "
        "\n......................................,/¯../ "
        "\n...................................../..../ "
        "\n..................................../´.¯/"
        "\n..................................../´¯/"
        "\n..................................,/¯../ "
        "\n................................../..../ "
        "\n................................./´¯./"
        "\n................................/´¯./"
        "\n..............................,/¯../ "
        "\n............................./..../ "
        "\n............................/´¯/"
        "\n........................../´¯./"
        "\n........................,/¯../ "
        "\n......................./..../ "
        "\n....................../´¯/"
        "\n....................,/¯../ "
        "\n.................../..../ "
        "\n............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ "
        "\n........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ "
        "\n........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') "
        "\n.........\.................'...../ "
        "\n..........''...\.......... _.·´ "
        "\n............\..............( "
        "\n..............\.............\..."
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern="sayhi$"))
async def shalom(e):
    await e.edit(
        "\n💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛"
        "\n💛🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷💛"
        "\n💛💛💛💛🔷💛💛💛💛"
        "\n💛💛💛💛🔷💛💛💛💛"
        "\n💛💛💛💛🔷💛💛💛💛"
        "\n💛🔷🔷🔷🔷️🔷🔷🔷💛"
        "\n💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛"
        "\n💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛"
        "\n💛🔷💛💛️💛💛💛🔷💛"
        "\n💛🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷💛"
        "\n💛🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷🔷️🔷💛"
        "\n💛🔷💛💛💛💛️💛🔷💛"
        "\n💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛"
    )


@borg.on(admin_cmd(outgoing=True, pattern=r"(?:penis|dick)\s?(.)?"))
async def emoji_penis(e):
    emoji = e.pattern_match.group(1)
    titid = GAMBAR_TITIT
    if emoji:
        titid = titid.replace("🍆", emoji)
    await e.edit(titid)


@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern=f"muth", outgoing=True))
async def _(event):

    if event.fwd_from:

        return

    animation_interval = 0.3

    animation_ttl = range(0, 100)

    animation_chars = [
        "8✊️===D",
        "8=✊️==D",
        "8==✊️=D",
        "8===✊️D",
        "8==✊️=D",
        "8=✊️==D",
        "8✊️===D",
        "8===✊️D💦",
        "8==✊️=D💦💦",
        "8=✊️==D💦💦💦",
    ]

    for i in animation_ttl:

        await asyncio.sleep(animation_interval)

        await event.edit(animation_chars[i % 8])


emojis = {
    "yee": "ツ",
    "happy": "(ʘ‿ʘ)",
    "veryhappy": "=͟͟͞͞٩(๑☉ᴗ☉)੭ु⁾⁾",
    "amazed": "ヾ(o✪‿✪o)ｼ",
    "crying": "༎ຶ︵༎ຶ",
    "dicc": "╰U╯☜(◉ɷ◉ )",
    "fek": "╰U╯\n(‿ˠ‿)",
    "ded": "✖‿✖",
    "sad": "⊙︿⊙",
    "lenny": "( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)",
    "idc": "¯\_(ツ)_/¯",
    "f": "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂\n😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂\n😂😂\n😂😂\n😂😂😂😂😂😂\n😂😂😂😂😂😂\n😂😂\n😂😂\n😂😂\n😂😂\n😂😂",
}

unpacked_emojis = ""

for emoji in emojis:
    unpacked_emojis += f"`{emoji}`\n"


@borg.on(admin_cmd(pattern="emoji ?(.*)"))
async def _(event):
    if event.fwd_from:
        return
    input_str = event.pattern_match.group(1)
    try:
        req_emoji = emojis[str(input_str)]
        await event.edit(req_emoji)
    except KeyError:
        await event.edit("Emoji not found!")