Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-1638-J (?)
- SCP-1638-J is a simple lead printing plate, about 21 by 30 centimeters and black in color, which mostly displays an advertisement for four fictional novels. Anyone who writes about SCP-1638-J unintentionally starts using many common sayings and clichés in their writing, without realizing they are doing it. This plate is kept in a low-security locker because it isn't harmful, and the novels it advertises have never been found.
- Project Graham (?)
- Project Graham is a lifelike sculpture created as part of a road safety campaign in Victoria, Australia, to demonstrate how vulnerable the human body is in car crashes. Designed by artist Patricia Piccinini in collaboration with a trauma surgeon and a crash investigation expert, Graham depicts what a human would look like if they had evolved to survive high-impact collisions, featuring a large, helmet-like skull, flattened face, and multiple nipples to protect the ribs. The project aims to highlight the fragility of the human form against the forces of a car accident and promote safer driving habits.