diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index 3c41f4f9d..c856e46a3 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -152,9 +152,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
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+version = "1.0.100"
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-checksum = "7f202df86484c868dbad7eaa557ef785d5c66295e41b460ef922eca0723b842c"
+checksum = "a23eb6b1614318a8071c9b2521f36b424b2c83db5eb3a0fead4a6c0809af6e61"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "api_identity"
@@ -715,9 +715,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
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-version = "4.5.60"
+version = "4.5.51"
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-checksum = "2797f34da339ce31042b27d23607e051786132987f595b02ba4f6a6dffb7030a"
+checksum = "4c26d721170e0295f191a69bd9a1f93efcdb0aff38684b61ab5750468972e5f5"
 dependencies = [
  "clap_builder",
  "clap_derive",
@@ -725,9 +725,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
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-version = "4.5.60"
+version = "4.5.51"
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-checksum = "24a241312cea5059b13574bb9b3861cabf758b879c15190b37b6d6fd63ab6876"
+checksum = "75835f0c7bf681bfd05abe44e965760fea999a5286c6eb2d59883634fd02011a"
 dependencies = [
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  "anstyle",
@@ -738,9 +738,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
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-version = "4.5.55"
+version = "4.5.49"
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-checksum = "a92793da1a46a5f2a02a6f4c46c6496b28c43638adea8306fcb0caa1634f24e5"
+checksum = "2a0b5487afeab2deb2ff4e03a807ad1a03ac532ff5a2cee5d86884440c7f7671"
 dependencies = [
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  "proc-macro2",
@@ -750,9 +750,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
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-version = "1.0.0"
+version = "0.7.4"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "3a822ea5bc7590f9d40f1ba12c0dc3c2760f3482c6984db1573ad11031420831"
+checksum = "f46ad14479a25103f283c0f10005961cf086d8dc42205bb44c46ac563475dca6"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "clearscreen"
@@ -834,7 +834,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "crucible-protocol",
  "crucible-workspace-hack",
  "serde_json",
- "strum 0.27.2",
+ "strum 0.28.0",
  "strum_macros 0.28.0",
  "tokio",
 ]
@@ -1132,7 +1132,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "rand 0.9.2",
  "rand_chacha 0.9.0",
  "rayon",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "reqwest 0.13.2",
  "ringbuffer",
  "schemars 0.8.22",
@@ -1143,7 +1143,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "slog-async",
  "slog-dtrace",
  "slog-term",
- "strum 0.27.2",
+ "strum 0.28.0",
  "tempfile",
  "test-strategy",
  "tokio",
@@ -1561,7 +1561,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "num_enum",
  "schemars 0.8.22",
  "serde",
- "strum 0.27.2",
+ "strum 0.28.0",
  "strum_macros 0.28.0",
  "tokio",
  "tokio-util",
@@ -1672,7 +1672,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "regex",
  "regex-automata",
  "regex-syntax",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "reqwest 0.13.2",
  "rustix 0.38.37",
  "rustix 1.1.4",
@@ -1685,7 +1685,6 @@ dependencies = [
  "serde_core",
  "serde_json",
  "similar",
- "slab",
  "slog",
  "smallvec",
  "spin",
@@ -2624,9 +2623,9 @@ checksum = "e6d5a32815ae3f33302d95fdcb2ce17862f8c65363dcfd29360480ba1001fc9c"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "futures"
-version = "0.3.32"
+version = "0.3.31"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "8b147ee9d1f6d097cef9ce628cd2ee62288d963e16fb287bd9286455b241382d"
+checksum = "65bc07b1a8bc7c85c5f2e110c476c7389b4554ba72af57d8445ea63a576b0876"
 dependencies = [
  "futures-channel",
  "futures-core",
@@ -2639,9 +2638,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "futures-channel"
-version = "0.3.32"
+version = "0.3.31"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "07bbe89c50d7a535e539b8c17bc0b49bdb77747034daa8087407d655f3f7cc1d"
+checksum = "2dff15bf788c671c1934e366d07e30c1814a8ef514e1af724a602e8a2fbe1b10"
 dependencies = [
  "futures-core",
  "futures-sink",
@@ -2655,9 +2654,9 @@ checksum = "7e3450815272ef58cec6d564423f6e755e25379b217b0bc688e295ba24df6b1d"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "futures-executor"
-version = "0.3.32"
+version = "0.3.31"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "baf29c38818342a3b26b5b923639e7b1f4a61fc5e76102d4b1981c6dc7a7579d"
+checksum = "1e28d1d997f585e54aebc3f97d39e72338912123a67330d723fdbb564d646c9f"
 dependencies = [
  "futures-core",
  "futures-task",
@@ -2666,15 +2665,15 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "futures-io"
-version = "0.3.32"
+version = "0.3.31"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "cecba35d7ad927e23624b22ad55235f2239cfa44fd10428eecbeba6d6a717718"
+checksum = "9e5c1b78ca4aae1ac06c48a526a655760685149f0d465d21f37abfe57ce075c6"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "futures-macro"
-version = "0.3.32"
+version = "0.3.31"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "e835b70203e41293343137df5c0664546da5745f82ec9b84d40be8336958447b"
+checksum = "162ee34ebcb7c64a8abebc059ce0fee27c2262618d7b60ed8faf72fef13c3650"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
@@ -2683,21 +2682,21 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "futures-sink"
-version = "0.3.32"
+version = "0.3.31"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "c39754e157331b013978ec91992bde1ac089843443c49cbc7f46150b0fad0893"
+checksum = "e575fab7d1e0dcb8d0c7bcf9a63ee213816ab51902e6d244a95819acacf1d4f7"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "futures-task"
-version = "0.3.32"
+version = "0.3.31"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "037711b3d59c33004d3856fbdc83b99d4ff37a24768fa1be9ce3538a1cde4393"
+checksum = "f90f7dce0722e95104fcb095585910c0977252f286e354b5e3bd38902cd99988"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "futures-util"
-version = "0.3.32"
+version = "0.3.31"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "389ca41296e6190b48053de0321d02a77f32f8a5d2461dd38762c0593805c6d6"
+checksum = "9fa08315bb612088cc391249efdc3bc77536f16c91f6cf495e6fbe85b20a4a81"
 dependencies = [
  "futures-channel",
  "futures-core",
@@ -2707,6 +2706,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "futures-task",
  "memchr",
  "pin-project-lite",
+ "pin-utils",
  "slab",
 ]
 
@@ -2725,7 +2725,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "omicron-workspace-hack",
  "progenitor 0.10.0",
  "rand 0.9.2",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "schemars 0.8.22",
  "serde",
  "serde_json",
@@ -3712,7 +3712,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "omicron-uuid-kinds",
  "omicron-workspace-hack",
  "qorb",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "slog",
  "thiserror 2.0.18",
 ]
@@ -4199,7 +4199,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "chrono",
  "percent-encoding",
  "progenitor 0.11.2",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "schemars 0.8.22",
  "serde",
  "serde_json",
@@ -4374,7 +4374,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "oxnet",
  "progenitor 0.10.0",
  "regress",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "schemars 0.8.22",
  "serde",
  "serde_json",
@@ -4739,7 +4739,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "protocol",
  "rand 0.9.2",
  "regress",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "schemars 0.8.22",
  "semver 1.0.27",
  "serde",
@@ -4805,7 +4805,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "futures",
  "futures-util",
  "hex",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "semver 1.0.27",
  "serde",
  "serde_derive",
@@ -5132,7 +5132,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "qorb",
  "quote",
  "regex",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "schemars 0.8.22",
  "serde",
  "serde_json",
@@ -5708,7 +5708,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "bytes",
  "futures-core",
  "percent-encoding",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "serde",
  "serde_json",
  "serde_urlencoded",
@@ -5723,7 +5723,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "bytes",
  "futures-core",
  "percent-encoding",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "serde",
  "serde_json",
  "serde_urlencoded",
@@ -6352,9 +6352,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "reqwest"
-version = "0.12.28"
+version = "0.12.24"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "eddd3ca559203180a307f12d114c268abf583f59b03cb906fd0b3ff8646c1147"
+checksum = "9d0946410b9f7b082a427e4ef5c8ff541a88b357bc6c637c40db3a68ac70a36f"
 dependencies = [
  "base64 0.22.1",
  "bytes",
@@ -7438,7 +7438,7 @@ version = "0.8.9"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "c1c97747dbf44bb1ca44a561ece23508e99cb592e862f22222dcf42f51d1e451"
 dependencies = [
- "heck 0.4.1",
+ "heck 0.5.0",
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
  "syn 2.0.117",
@@ -7570,6 +7570,15 @@ dependencies = [
  "strum_macros 0.27.2",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "strum"
+version = "0.28.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "9628de9b8791db39ceda2b119bbe13134770b56c138ec1d3af810d045c04f9bd"
+dependencies = [
+ "strum_macros 0.28.0",
+]
+
 [[package]]
 name = "strum_macros"
 version = "0.26.4"
@@ -8286,7 +8295,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "olpc-cjson",
  "pem",
  "percent-encoding",
- "reqwest 0.12.28",
+ "reqwest 0.12.24",
  "rustls 0.23.31",
  "serde",
  "serde_json",
@@ -8348,9 +8357,9 @@ checksum = "8df9b6e13f2d32c91b9bd719c00d1958837bc7dec474d94952798cc8e69eeec3"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "tracing"
-version = "0.1.44"
+version = "0.1.41"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "63e71662fa4b2a2c3a26f570f037eb95bb1f85397f3cd8076caed2f026a6d100"
+checksum = "784e0ac535deb450455cbfa28a6f0df145ea1bb7ae51b821cf5e7927fdcfbdd0"
 dependencies = [
  "pin-project-lite",
  "tracing-attributes",
@@ -8359,9 +8368,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "tracing-attributes"
-version = "0.1.31"
+version = "0.1.28"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "7490cfa5ec963746568740651ac6781f701c9c5ea257c58e057f3ba8cf69e8da"
+checksum = "395ae124c09f9e6918a2310af6038fba074bcf474ac352496d5910dd59a2226d"
 dependencies = [
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
@@ -8370,9 +8379,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "tracing-core"
-version = "0.1.36"
+version = "0.1.33"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "db97caf9d906fbde555dd62fa95ddba9eecfd14cb388e4f491a66d74cd5fb79a"
+checksum = "e672c95779cf947c5311f83787af4fa8fffd12fb27e4993211a84bdfd9610f9c"
 dependencies = [
  "once_cell",
  "valuable",
diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml
index 9d67d2e0d..b9aba9acb 100644
--- a/Cargo.toml
+++ b/Cargo.toml
@@ -113,7 +113,7 @@ slog-term = { version = "2.9" }
 static_assertions = "1.1.0"
 statistical = "1.0.0"
 subprocess = "1.0.0"
-strum = { version = "0.27", features = ["derive"] }
+strum = { version = "0.28", features = ["derive"] }
 strum_macros = "0.28"
 tempfile = "3"
 test-strategy = "0.4.5"
diff --git a/workspace-hack/Cargo.toml b/workspace-hack/Cargo.toml
index b4012acd8..d3e8efed7 100644
--- a/workspace-hack/Cargo.toml
+++ b/workspace-hack/Cargo.toml
@@ -64,7 +64,6 @@ serde = { version = "1", features = ["alloc", "derive", "rc"] }
 serde_core = { version = "1", features = ["alloc", "rc"] }
 serde_json = { version = "1", features = ["unbounded_depth"] }
 similar = { version = "2", features = ["bytes"] }
-slab = { version = "0.4" }
 slog = { version = "2", features = ["dynamic-keys", "max_level_trace", "release_max_level_debug"] }
 smallvec = { version = "1", default-features = false, features = ["const_new"] }
 syn = { version = "2", features = ["extra-traits", "fold", "full", "visit", "visit-mut"] }
@@ -127,7 +126,6 @@ semver = { version = "1", features = ["serde"] }
 serde = { version = "1", features = ["alloc", "derive", "rc"] }
 serde_core = { version = "1", features = ["alloc", "rc"] }
 serde_json = { version = "1", features = ["unbounded_depth"] }
-slab = { version = "0.4" }
 slog = { version = "2", features = ["dynamic-keys", "max_level_trace", "release_max_level_debug"] }
 smallvec = { version = "1", default-features = false, features = ["const_new"] }
 syn = { version = "2", features = ["extra-traits", "fold", "full", "visit", "visit-mut"] }