ex31.rb

puts "You enter a dark room with two doors. Do you go through door #1 or door #2?"

print "> "
door = $stdin.gets.chomp

if door == "1"
    puts "There's a giant bear in here eating a cheesecake. What do you do?"
    puts "Enter \"1\" to take the cake."
    puts "Enter \"2\" to scream at the bear."
    puts "Enter \"3\" to run away."

    print "> "
    bear = $stdin.gets.chomp

    if bear == "1"
        puts "The bear eats your face off... Good job!"
    elsif bear == "2"
        puts "The bear eats your legs off... Good job!"
    elsif bear == "3"
        puts "The door has closed. The bear lazily paws at your back and breaks your spine. You are dead."
    else
        puts "Well, doing %s is probably better. Bear runs away" % bear
    end

elsif door == "2"
    puts "You stare into the endless abyss at Cthulu's retina."
    puts "Enter \"1\" for blueberries"
    puts "Enter \"2\" Yellow jacket clothespins"
    puts "Enter \"3\" Understanding revolvers yelling melodies"

    print "> "
    insanity = $stdin.gets.chomp

    if insanity == "1" || insanity == "2"
        puts "Your body survives powered by a mind of jello... Good job!"
    else
        puts "The insanity rots your eyes into a pool of muck.. Good job!"
    end

else
    puts "You stumble around and fall on a knife and die... Good job!"
end