More info on state of the registration

Author: bhaak

views/registrationdate_unknown.haml

@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+- apologies = ['Time is an illusion. Registration, doubly so. Please check back soon.',
+  'Don’t panic — registration hasn’t opened just yet.',
+  'Registration is currently undergoing existential contemplation. Try again shortly.',
+  'Please stand by. The registration system is currently stuck in a mild temporal anomaly.',
+  'As far as anyone can tell, registration is imminent. Probably.',
+  'It’s entirely possible that registration is just running fashionably late.',
+]
+
+= apologies.sample

views/splash.haml

@@ -22,6 +22,10 @@
           .title_text
             %p
               =haml :registrationdate
+      - else
+        .title_text
+          %p
+            =haml :registrationdate_unknown
   .text_content_wrapper
     %section#news.text_content
       =haml :news