My Fortune 500 company depends on this vital piece of software for our day to day business and we just noticed the last commit is 5 years ago, we therefore have a set of demand:
- At least 3 unpaid contributors to add in-demand features like Slack integration
- Introduce state of the art github robots like CodeRabbit and PuppyTruck
- Delineate a new, committed roadmap for a true Real-Time Cloud-native Data-Driven Cross-Platform AI-powered HD-ready User-Centric Wi-Fi-Certified Mobile-first Agentic hyperbolic mayonnaise interceptor.
If our demands are not met we will retaliate by:
- Making a -5 karma Hacker News post
- Crying
My Fortune 500 company depends on this vital piece of software for our day to day business and we just noticed the last commit is 5 years ago, we therefore have a set of demand:
If our demands are not met we will retaliate by: