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Billy Bullshit

chittycanon://core/services/billy-bullshit | Tier 5 (Application) | billy.chitty.cc

What It Does

Brutally honest AI code reviewer. Calls out BS in your code — cargo cult programming, over-engineering, bad naming, empty catch blocks. Rates BS on a 1-10 scale. Also chats, roasts, analyzes, and debates.

How It Works

billy.chitty.cc ──→ Hono Router
    │
    ├── POST /review  → BillyAgent.reviewCode()  ← PRIMARY FUNCTION
    ├── POST /chat    → BillyAgent.chat()         + ConversationStore
    ├── POST /roast   → BillyAgent.roast()
    ├── POST /analyze → BillyAgent.analyze()
    ├── POST /debate  → BillyAgent.debate()
    ├── POST /stream  → BillyAgent.stream()       → SSE
    ├── GET  /health  → { status: "healthy" }
    └── GET  /        → agent info

Code Review Categories

Icon Category Severity
🚩 CRITICAL Security, data loss, crashes
⚠️ MAJOR Performance, maintainability
💩 BS Over-engineering, cargo culting
🤦 WTAF Code that makes you question humanity

AI Provider Fallback Chain

Workers AI → Anthropic Claude → OpenAI → hardcoded fallback responses

Bindings

Binding Type Purpose
AI Workers AI Primary AI inference
CONVERSATIONS KV Session history (7-day TTL)