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  <title>Ode to John Pork</title>
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  <img src="pork.jpeg" alt="John Pork">
  <h1>Ode to John Pork</h1>
  <div class="poem">
    <div class="line">He walks in pixels, suit crisp and clean,</div>
    <div class="line">A digital swine in a world unseen.</div>
    <div class="line">Phone rings—he never picks it up,</div>
    <div class="line">Yet memes overflow the empty cup.</div>
    <div class="line">John Pork, surreal and oddly wise,</div>
    <div class="line">With swine-slick charm and human eyes.</div>
    <div class="line">A snout that knows the internet’s tide,</div>
    <div class="line">A legend that no app can hide.</div>
    <div class="line">You wear your blazer like no hog should,</div>
    <div class="line">Pacing crosswalks through neighborhoods.</div>
    <div class="line">Are you a glitch? A dream? A call?</div>
    <div class="line">A prank divine? Or none at all?</div>
    <div class="line">From TikTok’s depths to Instagram scrolls,</div>
    <div class="line">You haunt the feeds, you play your roles.</div>
    <div class="line">Missed calls echo through empty halls,</div>
    <div class="line">Yet never once your silence falls.</div>
    <div class="line">Oh John, who answers not a sound,</div>
    <div class="line">We chase your myth, where memes are found.</div>
    <div class="line">In pig-shaped form, yet strangely known,</div>
    <div class="line">You made the wired world your own.</div>
    <div class="line">The phone still rings. We dare not ask—</div>
    <div class="line">Behind that snout, what is the mask?</div>
    <div class="signature">– A fan of the uncanny</div>
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