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{
  "random":[
    "I bet your bumhole smells like strawberry.",
    "You have such stunning eyes but I am not sure about your nose.",
    "Hey. If you could build a ship which ship would you build? Mine would be a relationship.",
    "Great tits, shame your armpits smell like fart!",
    "How would you feel, if I bit you on the back of the neck?",
    "How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice",
"You got nice hair but I can see you like a lot of hamburgers!",
    "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?",
    "Is that a mirror in your knickers? I can see myself in them.",
    "Hello.",
    "Girl I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.",
    "If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?",
    "Get in the van or I'll kill you.",
    "Do you want to be a single mother?",
    "Suck my dick or i'll vote Trump.",
    "You're in luck, my uncle says I'm a great kisser.",
    "Your parents must be cousins because you are really special.",
    "My name is <name>. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.",
    "Hey baby, if you were a parabola and I was your derivative, would you let me lay tangent to your curves?",
    "Hey girl, I've got a small dick, but it smells like a big one.",
    "Wanna watch some porn on my 50 inch mirror?",
    "Wanna get an Uber from my house later?"
  ]
}