video4.json

video4 = '[{ "index": 4, "transcripts": [ { "-t": "340", "-d": "4690", "#text": "Dear diary, the authorities have removed the pair of black pants from the couch." }, { "-t": "5030", "-d": "2680", "#text": "There is no longer any place for me to sleep." }, { "-t": "7710", "-d": "4690", "#text": "I have vomited three times in protest but there is no sign that anything will change." }, { "-t": "12400", "-d": "4690", "#text": "My only other hope for rest is on the computer keyboard which is near by." }, { "-t": "17090", "-d": "3680", "#text": "But sadly no one is currently using it. I will wait." }, { "-t": "20770", "-d": "4020", "#text": "Dear diary, my food dish is now only half full." }, { "-t": "24790", "-d": "3350", "#text": "It is obvious that I will soon starve to death." }, { "-t": "28140", "-d": "2970", "#text": "I have repeatedly tried to draw attention to my predicament" }, { "-t": "31160", "-d": "4690", "#text": "with the authorities but they are clearly either stupid, deaf, or just cruel." }, { "-t": "35850", "-d": "2340", "#text": "This may be my last entry." }, { "-t": "38270", "-d": "1260", "#text": "Dear diary," }, { "-t": "39530", "-d": "3350", "#text": "It has come to my attention that the authorities have two hands" }, { "-t": "42880", "-d": "5030", "#text": "but seem to have made it the sadistic policy only to pet me with one of them at that time" }, { "-t": "48180", "-d": "2570", "#text": "Half of love is just, lo-" }, { "-t": "50750", "-d": "1700", "#text": "which is how I feel." }, { "-t": "52450", "-d": "1820", "#text": "My spirit is breaking." }, { "-t": "54270", "-d": "4020", "#text": "Dear diary, I have decided to plead with the authorities to rub my belly." }, { "-t": "58290", "-d": "3020", "#text": "I think it will do me good in my current condition" }, { "-t": "61310", "-d": "3350", "#text": "I would like to receive two rubs exactly." }, { "-t": "64660", "-d": "3520", "#text": "A third one, and I will bite the shit out of them as per protocol." }, { "-t": "68180", "-d": "1170", "#text": "Wish me luck." }, { "-t": "69350", "-d": "3350", "#text": "Dear diary, the water dish continues to vex me." }, { "-t": "72700", "-d": "3010", "#text": "the authorities seem to taunt me with this cruel liquid" }, { "-t": "75710", "-d": "3270", "#text": "that has neither smell nor distinguishing visual markings." }, { "-t": "79060", "-d": "6030", "#text": "A sad anniversary, this is the 900th day that my nose has been unintentionally wetted." }, { "-t": "85350", "-d": "4730", "#text": "Dear diary, yesterday I put in a simple request regarding the door to the garden" }, { "-t": "90190", "-d": "4520", "#text": "but seemingly out of sheer spite the authorities refused to hold the door open long enough" }, { "-t": "94810", "-d": "2340", "#text": "for me to decide whether to go outside" }, { "-t": "97480", "-d": "1520", "#text": "or inside." }, { "-t": "99000", "-d": "3120", "#text": "or outside, or inside." }, { "-t": "102120", "-d": "5100", "#text": "Dear diary, the authorities have punished me for taking a crap on the living room floor." }, { "-t": "107220", "-d": "4100", "#text": "this despite my efforts to distribute the litter evenly throughout the house." }, { "-t": "111320", "-d": "3750", "#text": "I am convinced that they are mad men, devoid of reason." }, { "-t": "115070", "-d": "3500", "#text": "Dear diary, the squirrel was back again today." }, { "-t": "118570", "-d": "1460", "#text": "It mocks me." }, { "-t": "120030", "-d": "3920", "#text": "I will try and release my mind from this torment and groom myself." }, { "-t": "123950", "-d": "1340", "#text": "For four hours." }, { "-t": "125290", "-d": "5190", "#text": "Dear diary, I have been stalking an insect on the wall for the past three days now." }, { "-t": "130560", "-d": "2770", "#text": "All of my attempts to capture it have been thwarted." }, { "-t": "133550", "-d": "2530", "#text": "However today, on further inspection" }, { "-t": "136080", "-d": "3480", "#text": "I found out that the insect was in fact a thumb tack." }, { "-t": "139560", "-d": "2150", "#text": "There is no logic in this place." }, { "-t": "141710", "-d": "3010", "#text": "Dear diary, it is three in the morning." }, { "-t": "144770", "-d": "2740", "#text": "The authorities have closed the door to the bedroom." }, { "-t": "147510", "-d": "2320", "#text": "I can only assume that they have forgotten about me" }, { "-t": "149960", "-d": "2130", "#text": "and have left me here to die." }, { "-t": "152100", "-d": "3240", "#text": "as a last resort I will stand post for the rest of the night and" }, { "-t": "155440", "-d": "3350", "#text": "sing the song of my people in hopes that they rescue me." }, { "-t": "159130", "-d": "5690", "#text": "Dear diary, when the authorities poop I have tried to poop in the bathtub litter box with them" }, { "-t": "164820", "-d": "2350", "#text": "in a show of solidarity." }, { "-t": "167460", "-d": "3360", "#text": "I have yet to experience any gratitude." }, { "-t": "170850", "-d": "3690", "#text": "Dear diary, my attempts to destroy the terrible plant have" }, { "-t": "174540", "-d": "1670", "#text": "all been for naught." }, { "-t": "176210", "-d": "5700", "#text": "somehow, almost as if by some evil magic, a new one has appeared in its place." }, { "-t": "182240", "-d": "2680", "#text": "I will have to start over now." }, { "-t": "184920", "-d": "4690", "#text": "Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell." } ] }]';