SMSSpamCollection.arff

@relation sms_spam

@attribute spam_class { ham, spam }
@attribute text String

@data
ham,	'Go until jurong point, crazy.. Available only in bugis n great world la e buffet... Cine there got amore wat...'
ham,	'Ok lar... Joking wif u oni...'
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ham,	'U dun say so early hor... U c already then say...'
ham,	'Nah I don\'t think he goes to usf, he lives around here though'
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ham,	'Even my brother is not like to speak with me. They treat me like aids patent.'
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ham,	'Oh k...i\'m watching here:)'
ham,	'Eh u remember how 2 spell his name... Yes i did. He v naughty make until i v wet.'
ham,	'Fine if that?s the way u feel. That?s the way its gota b'
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ham,	'Is that seriously how you spell his name?'
ham,	'I‘m going to try for 2 months ha ha only joking'
ham,	'So ü pay first lar... Then when is da stock comin...'
ham,	'Aft i finish my lunch then i go str down lor. Ard 3 smth lor. U finish ur lunch already?'
ham,	'Ffffffffff. Alright no way I can meet up with you sooner?'
ham,	'Just forced myself to eat a slice. I\'m really not hungry tho. This sucks. Mark is getting worried. He knows I\'m sick when I turn down pizza. Lol'
ham,	'Lol your always so convincing.'
ham,	'Did you catch the bus ? Are you frying an egg ? Did you make a tea? Are you eating your mom\'s left over dinner ? Do you feel my Love ?'
ham,	'I\'m back & we\'re packing the car now, I\'ll let you know if there\'s room'
ham,	'Ahhh. Work. I vaguely remember that! What does it feel like? Lol'
ham,	'Wait that\'s still not all that clear, were you not sure about me being sarcastic or that that\'s why x doesn\'t want to live with us'
ham,	'Yeah he got in at 2 and was v apologetic. n had fallen out and she was actin like spoilt child and he got caught up in that. Till 2! But we won\'t go there! Not doing too badly cheers. You? '
ham,	'K tell me anything about you.'
ham,	'For fear of fainting with the of all that housework you just did? Quick have a cuppa'
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ham,	'Yup... Ok i go home look at the timings then i msg ü again... Xuhui going to learn on 2nd may too but her lesson is at 8am'
ham,	'Oops, I\'ll let you know when my roommate\'s done'
ham,	'I see the letter B on my car'
ham,	'Anything lor... U decide...'
ham,	'Hello! How\'s you and how did saturday go? I was just texting to see if you\'d decided to do anything tomo. Not that i\'m trying to invite myself or anything!'
ham,	'Pls go ahead with watts. I just wanted to be sure. Do have a great weekend. Abiola'
ham,	'Did I forget to tell you ? I want you , I need you, I crave you ... But most of all ... I love you my sweet Arabian steed ... Mmmmmm ... Yummy'
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ham,	'WHO ARE YOU SEEING?'
ham,	'Great! I hope you like your man well endowed. I am  <#>  inches...'
ham,	'No calls..messages..missed calls'
ham,	'Didn\'t you get hep b immunisation in nigeria.'
ham,	'Fair enough, anything going on?'
ham,	'Yeah hopefully, if tyler can\'t do it I could maybe ask around a bit'
ham,	'U don\'t know how stubborn I am. I didn\'t even want to go to the hospital. I kept telling Mark I\'m not a weak sucker. Hospitals are for weak suckers.'
ham,	'What you thinked about me. First time you saw me in class.'
ham,	'A gram usually runs like  <#> , a half eighth is smarter though and gets you almost a whole second gram for  <#>'
ham,	'K fyi x has a ride early tomorrow morning but he\'s crashing at our place tonight'
ham,	'Wow. I never realized that you were so embarassed by your accomodations. I thought you liked it, since i was doing the best i could and you always seemed so happy about \"the cave\". I\'m sorry I didn\'t and don\'t have more to give. I\'m sorry i offered. I\'m sorry your room was so embarassing.'
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ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later in meeting.'
ham,	'Tell where you reached'
ham,	'Yes..gauti and sehwag out of odi series.'
ham,	'Your gonna have to pick up a $1 burger for yourself on your way home. I can\'t even move. Pain is killing me.'
ham,	'Ha ha ha good joke. Girls are situation seekers.'
ham,	'Its a part of checking IQ'
ham,	'Sorry my roommates took forever, it ok if I come by now?'
ham,	'Ok lar i double check wif da hair dresser already he said wun cut v short. He said will cut until i look nice.'
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ham,	'Today is \"song dedicated day..\" Which song will u dedicate for me? Send this to all ur valuable frnds but first rply me...'
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ham,	'I plane to give on this month end.'
ham,	'Wah lucky man... Then can save money... Hee...'
ham,	'Finished class where are you.'
ham,	'HI BABE IM AT HOME NOW WANNA DO SOMETHING? XX'
ham,	'K..k:)where are you?how did you performed?'
ham,	'U can call me now...'
ham,	'I am waiting machan. Call me once you free.'
ham,	'Thats cool. i am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.'
ham,	'I like you peoples very much:) but am very shy pa.'
ham,	'Does not operate after  <#>  or what'
ham,	'Its not the same here. Still looking for a job. How much do Ta\'s earn there.'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'K. Did you call me just now ah? '
ham,	'Ok i am on the way to home hi hi'
ham,	'You will be in the place of that man'
ham,	'Yup next stop.'
ham,	'I call you later, don\'t have network. If urgnt, sms me.'
ham,	'For real when u getting on yo? I only need 2 more tickets and one more jacket and I\'m done. I already used all my multis.'
ham,	'Yes I started to send requests to make it but pain came back so I\'m back in bed. Double coins at the factory too. I gotta cash in all my nitros.'
ham,	'I\'m really not up to it still tonight babe'
ham,	'Ela kano.,il download, come wen ur free..'
ham,	'Yeah do! Don‘t stand to close tho- you‘ll catch something!'
ham,	'Sorry to be a pain. Is it ok if we meet another night? I spent late afternoon in casualty and that means i haven\'t done any of y stuff42moro and that includes all my time sheets and that. Sorry. '
ham,	'Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile becoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!!'
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ham,	'Havent planning to buy later. I check already lido only got 530 show in e afternoon. U finish work already?'
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ham,	'Watching telugu movie..wat abt u?'
ham,	'i see. When we finish we have loads of loans to pay'
ham,	'Hi. Wk been ok - on hols now! Yes on for a bit of a run. Forgot that i have hairdressers appointment at four so need to get home n shower beforehand. Does that cause prob for u?\"'
ham,	'I see a cup of coffee animation'
ham,	'Please don\'t text me anymore. I have nothing else to say.'
ham,	'Okay name ur price as long as its legal! Wen can I pick them up? Y u ave x ams xx'
ham,	'I\'m still looking for a car to buy. And have not gone 4the driving test yet.'
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ham,	'wow. You\'re right! I didn\'t mean to do that. I guess once i gave up on boston men and changed my search location to nyc, something changed. Cuz on my signin page it still says boston.'
ham,	'Umma my life and vava umma love you lot dear'
ham,	'Thanks a lot for your wishes on my birthday. Thanks you for making my birthday truly memorable.'
ham,	'Aight, I\'ll hit you up when I get some cash'
ham,	'How would my ip address test that considering my computer isn\'t a minecraft server'
ham,	'I know! Grumpy old people. My mom was like you better not be lying. Then again I am always the one to play jokes...'
ham,	'Dont worry. I guess he\'s busy.'
ham,	'What is the plural of the noun research?'
ham,	'Going for dinner.msg you after.'
ham,	'I\'m ok wif it cos i like 2 try new things. But i scared u dun like mah. Cos u said not too loud.'
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ham,	'Wa, ur openin sentence very formal... Anyway, i\'m fine too, juz tt i\'m eatin too much n puttin on weight...Haha... So anythin special happened?'
ham,	'As I entered my cabin my PA said, \'\' Happy B\'day Boss !!\'\'. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there.'
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ham,	'Goodo! Yes we must speak friday - egg-potato ratio for tortilla needed! '
ham,	'Hmm...my uncle just informed me that he\'s paying the school directly. So pls buy food.'
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ham,	'I am going to sao mu today. Will be done only at 12 '
ham,	'Ü predict wat time ü\'ll finish buying?'
ham,	'Good stuff, will do.'
ham,	'Just so that you know,yetunde hasn\'t sent money yet. I just sent her a text not to bother sending. So its over, you dont have to involve yourself in anything. I shouldn\'t have imposed anything on you in the first place so for that, i apologise.'
ham,	'Are you there in room.'
ham,	'HEY GIRL. HOW R U? HOPE U R WELL ME AN DEL R BAK! AGAIN LONG TIME NO C! GIVE ME A CALL SUM TIME FROM LUCYxx'
ham,	'K..k:)how much does it cost?'
ham,	'I\'m home.'
ham,	'Dear, will call Tmorrow.pls accomodate.'
ham,	'First answer my question.'
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ham,	'I only haf msn. It\'s yijue@hotmail.com'
ham,	'He is there. You call and meet him'
ham,	'No no. I will check all rooms befor activities'
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ham,	'Got c... I lazy to type... I forgot ü in lect... I saw a pouch but like not v nice...'
ham,	'K, text me when you\'re on the way'
ham,	'Sir, Waiting for your mail.'
ham,	'A swt thought: \"Nver get tired of doing little things 4 lovable persons..\" Coz..somtimes those little things occupy d biggest part in their Hearts.. Gud ni8'
ham,	'I know you are. Can you pls open the back?'
ham,	'Yes see ya not on the dot'
ham,	'Whats the staff name who is taking class for us?'
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ham,	'Ummma.will call after check in.our life will begin from qatar so pls pray very hard.'
ham,	'K..i deleted my contact that why?'
ham,	'Sindu got job in birla soft ..'
ham,	'The wine is flowing and i\'m i have nevering..'
ham,	'Yup i thk cine is better cos no need 2 go down 2 plaza mah.'
ham,	'Ok... Ur typical reply...'
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ham,	'You are everywhere dirt, on the floor, the windows, even on my shirt. And sometimes when i open my mouth, you are all that comes flowing out. I dream of my world without you, then half my chores are out too. A time of joy for me, lots of tv shows i.ll see. But i guess like all things you just must exist, like rain, hail and mist, and when my time here is done, you and i become one.'
ham,	'Aaooooright are you at work?'
ham,	'I\'m leaving my house now...'
ham,	'Hello, my love. What are you doing? Did you get to that interview today? Are you you happy? Are you being a good boy? Do you think of me?Are you missing me ?'
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ham,	'Keep yourself safe for me because I need you and I miss you already and I envy everyone that see\'s you in real life'
ham,	'New car and house for my parents.:)i have only new job in hand:)'
ham,	'I\'m so in love with you. I\'m excited each day i spend with you. You make me so happy.'
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ham,	'I place all ur points on e cultures module already.'
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ham,	'Hi frnd, which is best way to avoid missunderstding wit our beloved one\'s?'
ham,	'Great escape. I fancy the bridge but needs her lager. See you tomo '
ham,	'Yes :)it completely in out of form:)clark also utter waste.'
ham,	'Sir, I need AXIS BANK account no and bank address.'
ham,	'Hmmm.. Thk sure got time to hop ard... Ya, can go 4 free abt... Muz call u to discuss liao... '
ham,	'What time you coming down later? '
ham,	'Bloody hell, cant believe you forgot my surname Mr . Ill give u a clue, its spanish and begins with m... '
ham,	'Well, i\'m gonna finish my bath now. Have a good...fine night.'
ham,	'Let me know when you\'ve got the money so carlos can make the call'
ham,	'U still going to the mall?'
ham,	'Turns out my friends are staying for the whole show and won\'t be back til ~ <#> , so feel free to go ahead and smoke that $ <#>  worth'
ham,	'Text her. If she doesnt reply let me know so i can have her log in'
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ham,	'You lifted my hopes with the offer of money. I am in need. Especially when the end of the month approaches and it hurts my studying. Anyways have a gr8 weekend'
ham,	'Lol no. U can trust me.'
ham,	'ok. I am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.'
ham,	'He will, you guys close?'
ham,	'Going on nothing great.bye'
ham,	'Hello handsome ! Are you finding that job ? Not being lazy ? Working towards getting back that net for mummy ? Where\'s my boytoy now ? Does he miss me ?'
ham,	'Haha awesome, be there in a minute'
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ham,	'I\'m sorry. I\'ve joined the league of people that dont keep in touch. You mean a great deal to me. You have been a friend at all times even at great personal cost. Do have a great week.|'
ham,	'Hi :)finally i completed the course:)'
ham,	'It will stop on itself. I however suggest she stays with someone that will be able to give ors for every stool.'
ham,	'How are you doing? Hope you\'ve settled in for the new school year. Just wishin you a gr8 day'
ham,	'Gud mrng dear hav a nice day'
ham,	'Did u got that persons story'
ham,	'is your hamster dead? Hey so tmr i meet you at 1pm orchard mrt? '
ham,	'Hi its Kate how is your evening? I hope i can see you tomorrow for a bit but i have to bloody babyjontet! Txt back if u can. :) xxx'
ham,	'Found it, ENC  <#> , where you at?'
ham,	'I sent you  <#>  bucks'
ham,	'Hello darlin ive finished college now so txt me when u finish if u can love Kate xxx'
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ham,	'Goodmorning sleeping ga.'
ham,	'U call me alter at 11 ok.'
ham,	'Ü say until like dat i dun buy ericsson oso cannot oredi lar...'
ham,	'As I entered my cabin my PA said, \'\' Happy B\'day Boss !!\'\'. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there.'
ham,	'Aight yo, dats straight dogg'
ham,	'You please give us connection today itself before  <DECIMAL>  or refund the bill'
ham,	'Both :) i shoot big loads so get ready!'
ham,	'What\'s up bruv, hope you had a great break. Do have a rewarding semester.'
ham,	'Home so we can always chat'
ham,	'K:)k:)good:)study well.'
ham,	'Yup... How ü noe leh...'
ham,	'Sounds great! Are you home now?'
ham,	'Finally the match heading towards draw as your prediction.'
ham,	'Tired. I haven\'t slept well the past few nights.'
ham,	'Easy ah?sen got selected means its good..'
ham,	'I have to take exam with march 3'
ham,	'Yeah you should. I think you can use your gt atm now to register. Not sure but if there\'s anyway i can help let me know. But when you do be sure you are ready.'
ham,	'Ok no prob. Take ur time.'
ham,	'There is os called ubandu which will run without installing in hard disk...you can use that os to copy the important files in system and give it to repair shop..'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'U say leh... Of course nothing happen lar. Not say v romantic jus a bit only lor. I thk e nite scenery not so nice leh.'
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ham,	'Would really appreciate if you call me. Just need someone to talk to.'
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ham,	'Hey company elama po mudyadhu.'
ham,	'Life is more strict than teacher... Bcoz Teacher teaches lesson & then conducts exam, But Life first conducts Exam & then teaches Lessons. Happy morning. . .'
ham,	'Dear good morning now only i am up'
ham,	'Get down in gandhipuram and walk to cross cut road. Right side <#> street road and turn at first right.'
ham,	'Dear we are going to our rubber place'
ham,	'Sorry battery died, yeah I\'m here'
ham,	'Yes:)here tv is always available in work place..'
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ham,	'I have printed it oh. So  <#>  come upstairs'
ham,	'Or ill be a little closer like at the bus stop on the same street'
ham,	'Where are you?when wil you reach here?'
ham,	'New Theory: Argument wins d SITUATION, but loses the PERSON. So dont argue with ur friends just.. . . . kick them & say, I\'m always correct.!'
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ham,	'Tomarrow final hearing on my laptop case so i cant.'
ham,	'PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEE TEL ME V AVENT DONE SPORTSx'
ham,	'Okay. No no, just shining on. That was meant to be signing, but that sounds better.'
ham,	'Although i told u dat i\'m into baig face watches now but i really like e watch u gave cos it\'s fr u. Thanx 4 everything dat u\'ve done today, i\'m touched...'
ham,	'U don\'t remember that old commercial?'
ham,	'Too late. I said i have the website. I didn\'t i have or dont have the slippers'
ham,	'I asked you to call him now ok'
ham,	'Kallis wont bat in 2nd innings.'
ham,	'It didnt work again oh. Ok goodnight then. I.ll fix and have it ready by the time you wake up. You are very dearly missed have a good night sleep.'
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ham,	'Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.'
ham,	'What you doing?how are you?'
ham,	'Ups which is 3days also, and the shipping company that takes 2wks. The other way is usps which takes a week but when it gets to lag you may have to bribe nipost to get your stuff.'
ham,	'I\'m back, lemme know when you\'re ready'
ham,	'Don\'t necessarily expect it to be done before you get back though because I\'m just now headin out'
ham,	'Mmm so yummy babe ... Nice jolt to the suzy'
ham,	'Where are you lover ? I need you ...'
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ham,	'I‘m parked next to a MINI!!!! When are you coming in today do you think?'
ham,	'Yup'
ham,	'Anyway i\'m going shopping on my own now. Cos my sis not done yet. Dun disturb u liao.'
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ham,	'Why you Dint come with us.'
ham,	'Same. Wana plan a trip sometme then'
ham,	'Not sure yet, still trying to get a hold of him'
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ham,	'The evo. I just had to download flash. Jealous?'
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ham,	'Come to mu, we\'re sorting out our narcotics situation'
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ham,	'Usf I guess, might as well take 1 car'
ham,	'No objection. My bf not coming.'
ham,	'Thanx...'
ham,	'Tell rob to mack his gf in the theater'
ham,	'Awesome, I\'ll see you in a bit'
ham,	'Just sent it. So what type of food do you like?'
ham,	'All done? All handed in? Celebrations in full swing yet?'
ham,	'You got called a tool?'
ham,	'\"Wen u miss someone, the person is definitely special for u..... But if the person is so special, why to miss them, just Keep-in-touch\" gdeve..'
ham,	'Ok. I asked for money how far'
ham,	'Okie...'
ham,	'Yeah I think my usual guy\'s still passed out from last night, if you get ahold of anybody let me know and I\'ll throw down'
ham,	'K, I might come by tonight then if my class lets out early'
ham,	'Ok..'
ham,	'hi baby im cruisin with my girl friend what r u up 2? give me a call in and hour at home if thats alright or fone me on this fone now love jenny xxx'
ham,	'My life Means a lot to me, Not because I love my life, But because I love the people in my life, The world calls them friends, I call them my World:-).. Ge:-)..'
ham,	'Dear,shall mail tonite.busy in the street,shall update you tonite.things are looking ok.varunnathu edukkukayee raksha ollu.but a good one in real sense.'
ham,	'Hey you told your name to gautham ah?'
ham,	'Haf u found him? I feel so stupid da v cam was working.'
ham,	'Oops. 4 got that bit.'
ham,	'Are you this much buzy'
ham,	'I accidentally deleted the message. Resend please.'
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ham,	'Unless it\'s a situation where YOU GO GURL would be more appropriate'
ham,	'Hurt me... Tease me... Make me cry... But in the end of my life when i die plz keep one rose on my grave and say STUPID I MISS U.. HAVE A NICE DAY BSLVYL'
ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
ham,	'Need a coffee run tomo?Can\'t believe it\'s that time of week already'
ham,	'Awesome, I remember the last time we got somebody high for the first time with diesel :V'
ham,	'Shit that is really shocking and scary, cant imagine for a second. Def up for night out. Do u think there is somewhere i could crash for night, save on taxi?'
ham,	'Oh and by the way you do have more food in your fridge! Want to go out for a meal tonight? '
ham,	'He is a womdarfull actor'
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ham,	'Yup... From what i remb... I think should be can book... '
ham,	'Jos ask if u wana meet up?'
ham,	'Lol yes. Our friendship is hanging on a thread cause u won\'t buy stuff.'
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ham,	'Where are the garage keys? They aren\'t on the bookshelf'
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ham,	'He says he\'ll give me a call when his friend\'s got the money but that he\'s definitely buying before the end of the week'
ham,	'Hi the way I was with u 2day, is the normal way&this is the real me. UR unique&I hope I know u 4 the rest of mylife. Hope u find wot was lost.'
ham,	'You made my day. Do have a great day too.'
ham,	'K.k:)advance happy pongal.'
ham,	'Hmmm... Guess we can go 4 kb n power yoga... Haha, dunno we can tahan power yoga anot... Thk got lo oso, forgot liao...'
ham,	'Not really dude, have no friends i\'m afraid :('
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ham,	'Coffee cake, i guess...'
ham,	'Merry Christmas to you too babe, i love ya *kisses*'
ham,	'Hey... Why dont we just go watch x men and have lunch... Haha '
ham,	'cud u tell ppl im gona b a bit l8 cos 2 buses hav gon past cos they were full & im still waitin 4 1. Pete x'
ham,	'That would be great. We\'ll be at the Guild. Could meet on Bristol road or somewhere - will get in touch over weekend. Our plans take flight! Have a good week'
ham,	'No problem. How are you doing?'
ham,	'No calls..messages..missed calls'
ham,	'Hi da:)how is the todays class?'
ham,	'I\'d say that\'s a good sign but, well, you know my track record at reading women'
ham,	'Cool, text me when you\'re parked'
ham,	'I\'m reading the text i just sent you. Its meant to be a joke. So read it in that light'
ham,	'K.k:)apo k.good movie.'
ham,	'Maybe i could get book out tomo then return it immediately ..? Or something.'
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ham,	'Any chance you might have had with me evaporated as soon as you violated my privacy by stealing my phone number from your employer\'s paperwork. Not cool at all. Please do not contact me again or I will report you to your supervisor.'
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ham,	'Ta-Daaaaa! I am home babe, are you still up ?'
ham,	'Cool. So how come you havent been wined and dined before?'
ham,	'Just sleeping..and surfing'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'U calling me right? Call my hand phone...'
ham,	'Ok that\'s great thanx a lot.'
ham,	'I take it the post has come then! You must have 1000s of texts now! Happy reading. My one from wiv hello caroline at the end is my favourite. Bless him'
ham,	'Where u been hiding stranger?'
ham,	'Am not interested to do like that.'
ham,	'My sister cleared two round in birla soft yesterday.'
ham,	'Gudnite....tc...practice going on'
ham,	'Dis is yijue. I jus saw ur mail. In case huiming havent sent u my num. Dis is my num.'
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ham,	'Just checking in on you. Really do miss seeing Jeremiah. Do have a great month'
ham,	'Nah can\'t help you there, I\'ve never had an iphone'
ham,	'If you\'re not in my car in an hour and a half I\'m going apeshit'
ham,	'TODAY is Sorry day.! If ever i was angry with you, if ever i misbehaved or hurt you? plz plz JUST SLAP URSELF Bcoz, Its ur fault, I\'m basically GOOD'
ham,	'Yo you guys ever figure out how much we need for alcohol? Jay and I are trying to figure out how much we can safely spend on weed'
ham,	'<#> ISH MINUTES WAS 5 MINUTES AGO. WTF.'
ham,	'Thank You for calling.Forgot to say Happy Onam to you Sirji.I am fine here and remembered you when i met an insurance person.Meet You in Qatar Insha Allah.Rakhesh, ex Tata AIG who joined TISSCO,Tayseer.'
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ham,	'I\'m an actor. When i work, i work in the evening and sleep late. Since i\'m unemployed at the moment, i ALWAYS sleep late. When you\'re unemployed, every day is saturday.'
ham,	'Hello! Just got here, st andrews-boy its a long way! Its cold. I will keep you posted'
ham,	'Ha ha cool cool chikku chikku:-):-DB-)'
ham,	'Oh ok no prob..'
ham,	'Check audrey\'s status right now'
ham,	'Busy here. Trying to finish for new year. I am looking forward to finally meeting you...'
ham,	'Good afternoon sunshine! How dawns that day ? Are we refreshed and happy to be alive? Do we breathe in the air and smile ? I think of you, my love ... As always'
ham,	'Well i know Z will take care of me. So no worries.'
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ham,	'Wat uniform? In where get?'
ham,	'Cool, text me when you\'re ready'
ham,	'Hello my boytoy ... Geeee I miss you already and I just woke up. I wish you were here in bed with me, cuddling me. I love you ...'
ham,	'I will spoil you in bed as well :)'
ham,	'I\'m going for bath will msg you next  <#>  min..'
ham,	'I cant keep talking to people if am not sure i can pay them if they agree to price. So pls tell me what you want to really buy and how much you are willing to pay'
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ham,	'Can you say what happen'
ham,	'You could have seen me..i did\'t recognise you Face.:)'
ham,	'Well there\'s not a lot of things happening in Lindsay on New years *sighs* Some bars in Ptbo and the blue heron has something going'
ham,	'Keep my payasam there if rinu brings'
ham,	'I taught that Ranjith sir called me. So only i sms like that. Becaus hes verifying about project. Prabu told today so only pa dont mistake me..'
ham,	'I guess that\'s why you re worried. You must know that there\'s a way the body repairs itself. And i\'m quite sure you shouldn\'t worry. We\'ll take it slow. First the tests, they will guide when your ovulation is then just relax. Nothing you\'ve said is a reason to worry but i.ll keep on followin you up.'
ham,	'Yeah sure, give me a couple minutes to track down my wallet'
ham,	'Hey leave it. not a big deal:-) take care.'
ham,	'Hey i will be late ah... Meet you at 945+'
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ham,	'It took Mr owl 3 licks'
ham,	'Customer place i will call you.'
ham,	'Mm that time you dont like fun'
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ham,	'Yup having my lunch buffet now.. U eat already?'
ham,	'Huh so late... Fr dinner?'
ham,	'Hey so this sat are we going for the intro pilates only? Or the kickboxing too? '
ham,	'Morning only i can ok.'
ham,	'Yes i think so. I am in office but my lap is in room i think thats on for the last few days. I didnt shut that down'
ham,	'Pick you up bout 7.30ish? What time are  and that going?'
ham,	'From here after The performance award is calculated every two month.not for current one month period..'
ham,	'Was actually sleeping and still might when u call back. So a text is gr8. You rock sis. Will send u a text wen i wake.'
ham,	'You are always putting your business out there. You put pictures of your ass on facebook. You are one of the most open people i\'ve ever met. Why would i think a picture of your room would hurt you, make you feel violated.'
ham,	'Good evening Sir, Al Salam Wahleykkum.sharing a happy news.By the grace of God, i got an offer from Tayseer,TISSCO and i joined.Hope you are fine.Inshah Allah,meet you sometime.Rakhesh,visitor from India.'
ham,	'Hmmm...k...but i want to change the field quickly da:-)i wanna get system administrator or network administrator..'
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ham,	'Dear how is chechi. Did you talk to her'
ham,	'The hair cream has not been shipped.'
ham,	'None of that\'s happening til you get here though'
ham,	'Yep, the great loxahatchee xmas tree burning of  <#>  starts in an hour'
ham,	'Haha get used to driving to usf man, I know a lot of stoners'
ham,	'All was well until slightly disastrous class this pm with my fav darlings! Hope day off ok. Coffee wld be good as can\'t stay late tomorrow. Same time + place as always?'
ham,	'Hello! Good week? Fancy a drink or something later?'
ham,	'Headin towards busetop'
ham,	'Message:some text missing* Sender:Name Missing* *Number Missing *Sent:Date missing *Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing sent via fullonsms.com'
ham,	'Come by our room at some point so we can iron out the plan for this weekend'
ham,	'Cos i want it to be your thing'
ham,	'Okies... I\'ll go yan jiu too... We can skip ard oso, go cine den go mrt one, blah blah blah... '
ham,	'Bring home some Wendy =D'
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ham,	'Ok. She\'ll be ok. I guess'
ham,	'aathi..where are you dear..'
ham,	'Any pain on urination any thing else?'
ham,	'7 at esplanade.. Do ü mind giving me a lift cos i got no car today..'
ham,	'I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of  <#> Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. <#> lacs..thats my prob'
ham,	'At home watching tv lor.'
ham,	'Does she usually take fifteen fucking minutes to respond to a yes or no question'
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ham,	'Booked ticket for pongal?'
ham,	'You available now? I\'m like right around hillsborough &  <#> th'
ham,	'The message sent is askin for  <#> dollars. Shoul i pay  <#>  or  <#> ?'
ham,	'Ask g or iouri, I\'ve told the story like ten times already'
ham,	'How long does applebees fucking take'
ham,	'Hi hope u get this txt~journey hasnt been gd,now about 50 mins late I think.'
ham,	'But i have to. I like to have love and arrange.'
ham,	'Yes..he is really great..bhaji told kallis best cricketer after sachin in world:).very tough to get out.'
ham,	'You were supposed to wake ME up >:('
ham,	'Oic... I saw him too but i tot he din c me... I found a group liao...'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
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ham,	'Sorry, my battery died, I can come by but I\'m only getting a gram for now, where\'s your place?'
ham,	'Well done, blimey, exercise, yeah, i kinda remember wot that is, hmm. '
ham,	'I wont get concentration dear you know you are my mind and everything :-)'
ham,	'LOL ... Have you made plans for new years?'
ham,	'10 min later k...'
ham,	'hanks lotsly!'
ham,	'Thanks for this hope you had a good day today'
ham,	'K:)k:)what are detail you want to transfer?acc no enough?'
ham,	'Ok i will tell her to stay out. Yeah its been tough but we are optimistic things will improve this month.'
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ham,	'Si si. I think ill go make those oreo truffles.'
ham,	'LOOK AT AMY URE A BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT WOMAN AND I LIKE U A LOT. I KNOW U DON?T LIKE ME LIKE THAT SO DON?T WORRY.'
ham,	'I hope you that\'s the result of being consistently intelligent and kind. Start asking him about practicum links and keep your ears open and all the best. ttyl'
ham,	'1.20 that call cost. Which i guess isnt bad. Miss ya, need ya, want ya, love ya'
ham,	'Going thru a very different feeling.wavering decisions and coping up with the same is the same individual.time will heal everything i believe.'
ham,	'Where did u go? My phone is gonna die you have to stay in here'
ham,	'Great. Never been better. Each day gives even more reasons to thank God'
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ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later ok bye'
ham,	'Ok i am on the way to railway'
ham,	'great princess! I love giving and receiving oral. Doggy style is my fave position. How about you? I enjoy making love  <#>  times per night :)'
ham,	'They don\'t put that stuff on the roads to keep it from getting slippery over there?'
ham,	'When are you going to ride your bike?'
ham,	'Yup, no need. I\'ll jus wait 4 e rain 2 stop.'
ham,	'There are many company. Tell me the language.'
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ham,	'How long has it been since you screamed, princess?'
ham,	'Nothing. I meant that once the money enters your account here, the bank will remove its flat rate. Someone transfered  <#>  to my account and  <#> dollars got removed. So the banks differ and charges also differ.be sure you trust the 9ja person you are sending account details to cos...'
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ham,	'Nice line said by a broken heart- Plz don\'t cum 1 more times infront of me... Other wise once again I ll trust U... Good 9t:)'
ham,	'Ok I\'m gonna head up to usf in like fifteen minutes'
ham,	'Love you aathi..love u lot..'
ham,	'Tension ah?what machi?any problem?'
ham,	'K, can I pick up another 8th when you\'re done?'
ham,	'When\'re you guys getting back? G said you were thinking about not staying for mcr'
ham,	'Almost there, see u in a sec'
ham,	'Yo carlos, a few friends are already asking me about you, you working at all this weekend?'
ham,	'Watching tv lor...'
ham,	'Thank you baby! I cant wait to taste the real thing...'
ham,	'You should change your fb to jaykwon thuglyfe falconerf'
ham,	'If we win its really no 1 side for long time.'
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ham,	'Dear reached railway. What happen to you'
ham,	'Depends on quality. If you want the type i sent boye, faded glory, then about 6. If you want ralphs maybe 2'
ham,	'I think i\'ve fixed it can you send a test message?'
ham,	'Sorry man my account\'s dry or I would, if you want we could trade back half or I could buy some shit with my credit card'
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ham,	'Sorry,in meeting I\'ll call later'
ham,	'What class of  <#>  reunion?'
ham,	'Are you free now?can i call now?'
ham,	'Got meh... When?'
ham,	'Nope... Think i will go for it on monday... Sorry i replied so late'
ham,	'Some of them told accenture is not confirm. Is it true.'
ham,	'Kate jackson rec center before 7ish, right?'
ham,	'Dear i have reache room'
ham,	'Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose.'
ham,	'When can ü come out?'
ham,	'Check with nuerologist.'
ham,	'Lolnice. I went from a fish to ..water.?'
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ham,	'No it\'s waiting in e car dat\'s bored wat. Cos wait outside got nothing 2 do. At home can do my stuff or watch tv wat.'
ham,	'Maybe westshore or hyde park village, the place near my house?'
ham,	'You should know now. So how\'s anthony. Are you bringing money. I\'ve school fees to pay and rent and stuff like that. Thats why i need your help. A friend in need....|'
ham,	'What\'s the significance?'
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ham,	'8 at the latest, g\'s still there if you can scrounge up some ammo and want to give the new ak a try'
ham,	'Prabha..i\'m soryda..realy..frm heart i\'m sory'
ham,	'Lol ok your forgiven :)'
ham,	'No..jst change tat only..'
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ham,	'That way transport is less problematic than on sat night. By the way, if u want to ask  n  to join my bday, feel free. But need to know definite nos as booking on fri. '
ham,	'Usually the person is unconscious that\'s in children but in adults they may just behave abnormally. I.ll call you now'
ham,	'But that\'s on ebay it might be less elsewhere.'
ham,	'Shall i come to get pickle'
ham,	'Were gonna go get some tacos'
ham,	'That\'s very rude, you on campus?'
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ham,	'What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..'
ham,	'Gudnite....tc...practice going on'
ham,	'I\'ll be late...'
ham,	'I\'ve not called you in a while. This is hoping it was l8r malaria and that you know that we miss you guys. I miss Bani big, so pls give her my love especially. Have a great day.'
ham,	'Good afternoon, my love! How goes that day ? I hope maybe you got some leads on a job. I think of you, boytoy and send you a passionate kiss from across the sea'
ham,	'Probably gonna be here for a while, see you later tonight <)'
ham,	'Or maybe my fat fingers just press all these buttons and it doesn\'t know what to do.'
ham,	'Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear'
ham,	'I am in tirupur da, once you started from office call me.'
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ham,	'But am going to college pa. What to do. are else ill come there it self. Pa.'
ham,	'4 oclock at mine. Just to bash out a flat plan.'
ham,	'This girl does not stay in bed. This girl doesn\'t need recovery time. Id rather pass out while having fun then be cooped up in bed'
ham,	'Then any special there?'
ham,	'I know but you need to get hotel now. I just got my invitation but i had to apologise. Cali is to sweet for me to come to some english bloke\'s weddin'
ham,	'Sorry that took so long, omw now'
ham,	'Wait  <#>  min..'
ham,	'Ok give me 5 minutes I think I see her. BTW you\'re my alibi. You were cutting my hair the whole time.'
ham,	'Imagine you finally get to sink into that bath after I have put you through your paces, maybe even having you eat me for a while before I left ... But also imagine the feel of that cage on your cock surrounded by the bath water, reminding you always who owns you ... Enjoy, my cuck'
ham,	'Hurry up, I\'ve been weed-deficient for like three days'
ham,	'Sure, if I get an acknowledgement from you that it\'s astoundingly tactless and generally faggy to demand a blood oath fo'
ham,	'Ok. Every night take a warm bath drink a cup of milk and you\'ll see a work of magic. You still need to loose weight. Just so that you know'
ham,	'I‘ll have a look at the frying pan in case it‘s cheap or a book perhaps. No that‘s silly a frying pan isn‘t likely to be a book'
ham,	'O. Well uv causes mutations. Sunscreen is like essential thesedays'
ham,	'Having lunch:)you are not in online?why?'
ham,	'I know that my friend already told that.'
ham,	'Hi Princess! Thank you for the pics. You are very pretty. How are you?'
ham,	'Aiyo... U always c our ex one... I dunno abt mei, she haven reply... First time u reply so fast... Y so lucky not workin huh, got bao by ur sugardad ah...gee.. '
ham,	'Hi msg me:)i\'m in office..'
ham,	'Thanx 4 e brownie it\'s v nice...'
ham,	'Geeeee ... I love you so much I can barely stand it'
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ham,	'Fuck babe ... I miss you already, you know ? Can\'t you let me send you some money towards your net ? I need you ... I want you ... I crave you ...'
ham,	'Ill call u 2mrw at ninish, with my address that icky American freek wont stop callin me 2 bad Jen k eh?'
ham,	'Oooh bed ridden ey? What are YOU thinking of?'
ham,	'So anyways, you can just go to your gym or whatever, my love *smiles* I hope your ok and having a good day babe ... I miss you so much already'
ham,	'Love it! Daddy will make you scream with pleasure! I am going to slap your ass with my dick!'
ham,	'WOT U WANNA DO THEN MISSY?'
ham,	'Yar lor wait 4 my mum 2 finish sch then have lunch lor... I whole morning stay at home clean my room now my room quite clean... Hee...'
ham,	'Do you know where my lab goggles went'
ham,	'Can you open the door?'
ham,	'Waiting for your call.'
ham,	'Nope i waiting in sch 4 daddy... '
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ham,	'Ü wait 4 me in sch i finish ard 5..'
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ham,	'Huh so early.. Then ü having dinner outside izzit?'
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ham,	'my ex-wife was not able to have kids. Do you want kids one day?'
ham,	'So how\'s scotland. Hope you are not over showing your JJC tendencies. Take care. Live the dream'
ham,	'Tell them u have a headache and just want to use 1 hour of sick time.'
ham,	'I dun thk i\'ll quit yet... Hmmm, can go jazz ? Yogasana oso can... We can go meet em after our lessons den... '
ham,	'\"Pete can you please ring meive hardly gotany credit\"'
ham,	'Ya srsly better than yi tho'
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ham,	'You still at grand prix?'
ham,	'I met you as a stranger and choose you as my friend. As long as the world stands, our friendship never ends. Lets be Friends forever!!! Gud nitz...'
ham,	'I am great! How are you?'
ham,	'Gud mrng dear have a nice day'
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ham,	'Will do. Was exhausted on train this morning. Too much wine and pie. You sleep well too'
ham,	'I\'m going out to buy mum\'s present ar.'
ham,	'Mind blastin.. No more Tsunamis will occur from now on.. Rajnikant stopped swimming in Indian Ocean..:-D'
ham,	'If u sending her home first it\'s ok lor. I\'m not ready yet.'
ham,	'Speaking of does he have any cash yet?'
ham,	'Be happy there. I will come after noon'
ham,	'Meet after lunch la...'
ham,	'TaKe CaRE n gET WeLL sOOn'
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ham,	'what I meant to say is cant wait to see u again getting bored of this bridgwater banter'
ham,	'Neva mind it\'s ok..'
ham,	'It\'s fine, imma get a drink or somethin. Want me to come find you?'
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ham,	'Its a valentine game. . . Send dis msg to all ur friends. .. If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u. Ques- which colour suits me the best?rply me'
ham,	'I have many dependents'
ham,	'THANX4 TODAY CER IT WAS NICE 2 CATCH UP BUT WE AVE 2 FIND MORE TIME MORE OFTEN OH WELL TAKE CARE C U SOON.C'
ham,	'I called and said all to him:)then he have to choose this future.'
ham,	'\"Happy valentines day\" I know its early but i have hundreds of handsomes and beauties to wish. So i thought to finish off aunties and uncles 1st...'
ham,	'He like not v shock leh. Cos telling shuhui is like telling leona also. Like dat almost all know liao. He got ask me abt ur reaction lor.'
ham,	'For my family happiness..'
ham,	'I come n pick ü up... Come out immediately aft ur lesson...'
ham,	'Let there be snow. Let there be snow. This kind of weather brings ppl together so friendships can grow.'
ham,	'Dear we got  <#>  dollars hi hi'
ham,	'Good words.... But words may leave u in dismay many times.'
ham,	'MAKE SURE ALEX KNOWS HIS BIRTHDAY IS OVER IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AS FAR AS YOU\'RE CONCERNED'
ham,	'sorry, no, have got few things to do. may be in pub later.'
ham,	'Nah it\'s straight, if you can just bring bud or drinks or something that\'s actually a little more useful than straight cash'
ham,	'Haha good to hear, I\'m officially paid and on the market for an 8th'
ham,	'How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?'
ham,	'Yup i thk they r e teacher said that will make my face look longer. Darren ask me not 2 cut too short.'
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ham,	'Please dont say like that. Hi hi hi'
ham,	'Thank u!'
ham,	'Oh that was a forwarded message. I thought you send that to me'
ham,	'Got it. Seventeen pounds for seven hundred ml – hope ok.'
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ham,	'Me n him so funny...'
ham,	'Sweetheart, hope you are not having that kind of day! Have one with loads of reasons to smile. Biola'
ham,	'When ü login dat time... Dad fetching ü home now?'
ham,	'What will we do in the shower, baby?'
ham,	'I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer'
ham,	'Well imma definitely need to restock before thanksgiving, I\'ll let you know when I\'m out'
ham,	' said kiss, kiss, i can\'t do the sound effects! He is a gorgeous man isn\'t he! Kind of person who needs a smile to brighten his day! '
ham,	'Probably gonna swing by in a wee bit'
ham,	'Ya very nice. . .be ready on thursday'
ham,	'Allo! We have braved the buses and taken on the trains and triumphed. I mean we‘re in b‘ham. Have a jolly good rest of week'
ham,	'Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?'
ham,	'Do you mind if I ask what happened? You dont have to say if it is uncomfortable.'
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ham,	'No prob. I will send to your email.'
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ham,	'Thats cool! Sometimes slow and gentle. Sonetimes rough and hard :)'
ham,	'I\'m gonna say no. Sorry. I would but as normal am starting to panic about time. Sorry again! Are you seeing on Tuesday?'
ham,	'Wait, do you know if wesleys in town? I bet she does hella drugs!'
ham,	'Fine i miss you very much.'
ham,	'Did u got that persons story'
ham,	'Tell them the drug dealer\'s getting impatient'
ham,	'Sun cant come to earth but send luv as rays. cloud cant come to river but send luv as rain. I cant come to meet U, but can send my care as msg to U. Gud evng'
ham,	'You will be in the place of that man'
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ham,	'Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... \''
ham,	'Then mum\'s repent how?'
ham,	'Sorry me going home first... Daddy come fetch ü later...'
ham,	'Leave it de:-). Start Prepare for next:-)..'
ham,	'Yes baby! We can study all the positions of the kama sutra ;)'
ham,	'En chikku nange bakra msg kalstiya..then had tea/coffee?'
ham,	'Carlos\'ll be here in a minute if you still need to buy'
ham,	'This pay is  <DECIMAL>  lakhs:)'
ham,	'Have a good evening! Ttyl'
ham,	'Did u receive my msg?'
ham,	'Ho ho - big belly laugh! See ya tomo'
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ham,	'Ditto. And you won\'t have to worry about me saying ANYTHING to you anymore. Like i said last night, you do whatever you want and i\'ll do the same. Peace.'
ham,	'I\'ve got  <#> , any way I could pick up?'
ham,	'I dont knw pa, i just drink milk..'
ham,	'Maybe?! Say hi to  and find out if  got his card. Great escape or wetherspoons? '
ham,	'Piggy, r u awake? I bet u\'re still sleeping. I\'m going 4 lunch now...'
ham,	'Cause I\'m not freaky lol'
ham,	'Missed your call cause I was yelling at scrappy. Miss u. Can\'t wait for u to come home. I\'m so lonely today.'
ham,	'What is this \'hex\' place you talk of? Explain!'
ham,	'Ü log off 4 wat. It\'s sdryb8i'
ham,	'Is xy going 4 e lunch?'
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ham,	'I wanted to ask ü to wait 4 me to finish lect. Cos my lect finishes in an hour anyway.'
ham,	'Have you finished work yet? :)'
ham,	'Every King Was Once A Crying Baby And Every Great Building Was Once A Map.. Not Imprtant Where U r TODAY, BUT Where U Wil Reach TOMORW. Gud ni8'
ham,	'Dear,Me at cherthala.in case u r coming cochin pls call bfore u start.i shall also reach accordingly.or tell me which day u r coming.tmorow i am engaged ans its holiday.'
ham,	'Thanks love. But am i doing torch or bold.'
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ham,	'Was the farm open?'
ham,	'Sorry to trouble u again. Can buy 4d for my dad again? 1405, 1680, 1843. All 2 big 1 small, sat n sun. Thanx.'
ham,	'My sister in law, hope you are having a great month. Just saying hey. Abiola'
ham,	'Will purchase d stuff today and mail to you. Do you have a po box number?'
ham,	'Ah poop. Looks like ill prob have to send in my laptop to get fixed cuz it has a gpu problem'
ham,	'Good. Good job. I like entrepreneurs'
ham,	'Aight, you close by or still down around alex\'s place?'
ham,	'meet you in corporation st outside gap … you can see how my mind is working!'
ham,	'Mum ask ü to buy food home...'
ham,	'K..u also dont msg or reply to his msg..'
ham,	'How much r ü willing to pay?'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'What is important is that you prevent dehydration by giving her enough fluids'
ham,	'Thats a bit weird, even ?- where is the do supposed to be happening? But good idea, sure they will be in pub!'
ham,	'True dear..i sat to pray evening and felt so.so i sms\'d you in some time...'
ham,	'I don\'t think I can get away for a trek that long with family in town, sorry'
ham,	'So when do you wanna gym harri'
ham,	'Quite late lar... Ard 12 anyway i wun b drivin...'
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ham,	'Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld &amp; they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:\"if it is made by my students,this wont even start........ Datz confidence..'
ham,	'It just seems like weird timing that the night that all you and g want is for me to come smoke is the same day as when a shitstorm is attributed to me always coming over and making everyone smoke'
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ham,	'Save yourself the stress. If the person has a dorm account, just send your account details and the money will be sent to you.'
ham,	'He also knows about lunch menu only da. . I know'
ham,	'When i have stuff to sell i.ll tell you'
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ham,	'Book which lesson? then you msg me... I will call up after work or sth... I\'m going to get specs. My membership is PX3748'
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ham,	'Macha dont feel upset.i can assume your mindset.believe me one evening with me and i have some wonderful plans for both of us.LET LIFE BEGIN AGAIN.call me anytime'
ham,	'Oh is it? Send me the address'
ham,	'S\'fine. Anytime. All the best with it.'
ham,	'That is wondar full flim.'
ham,	'Ya even those cookies have jelly on them'
ham,	'The world is running and i am still.maybe all are feeling the same,so be it.or i have to admit,i am mad.then where is the correction?or let me call this is life.and keep running with the world,may be u r also running.lets run.'
ham,	'Got it! It looks scrumptious... daddy wants to eat you all night long!'
ham,	'Of cos can lar i\'m not so ba dao ok... 1 pm lor... Y u never ask where we go ah... I said u would ask on fri but he said u will ask today...'
ham,	'Alright omw, gotta change my order to a half8th'
ham,	'Exactly. Anyways how far. Is jide her to study or just visiting'
ham,	'Dunno y u ask me.'
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ham,	'No he didn\'t. Spring is coming early yay!'
ham,	'Lol you won\'t feel bad when I use her money to take you out to a steak dinner =D'
ham,	'Even u dont get in trouble while convincing..just tel him once or twice and just tel neglect his msgs dont c and read it..just dont reply'
ham,	'Leaving to qatar tonite in search of an opportunity.all went fast.pls add me in ur prayers dear.Rakhesh'
ham,	'Then why no one talking to me'
ham,	'Thanks for looking out for me. I really appreciate.'
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ham,	'Wish i were with you now!'
ham,	'Haha mayb u\'re rite... U know me well. Da feeling of being liked by someone is gd lor. U faster go find one then all gals in our group attached liao.'
ham,	'Yes i will be there. Glad you made it.'
ham,	'Do well :)all will for little time. Thing of good times ahead:'
ham,	'Just got up. have to be out of the room very soon. …. i hadn\'t put the clocks back til at 8 i shouted at everyone to get up and then realised it was 7. wahay. another hour in bed.'
ham,	'Ok. There may be a free gym about.'
ham,	'Men like shorter ladies. Gaze up into his eyes.'
ham,	'Dunno he jus say go lido. Same time 930.'
ham,	'I promise to take good care of you, princess. I have to run now. Please send pics when you get a chance. Ttyl!'
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ham,	'Is there a reason we\'ve not spoken this year? Anyways have a great week and all the best in your exam'
ham,	'By monday next week. Give me the full gist'
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ham,	'Dont gimme that lip caveboy'
ham,	'When did you get to the library'
ham,	'Realy sorry-i don\'t recognise this number and am now confused :) who r u please?! '
ham,	'So why didnt you holla?'
ham,	'Cant think of anyone with * spare room off * top of my head'
ham,	'Faith makes things possible,Hope makes things work,Love makes things beautiful,May you have all three this Christmas!Merry Christmas!'
ham,	'U should have made an appointment'
ham,	'Call me when you/carlos is/are here, my phone\'s vibrate is acting up and I might not hear texts'
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ham,	'We are at grandmas. Oh dear, u still ill? I felt Shit this morning but i think i am just hungover! Another night then. We leave on sat.'
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ham,	'Nothing but we jus tot u would ask cos u ba gua... But we went mt faber yest... Yest jus went out already mah so today not going out... Jus call lor...'
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ham,	'I\'m nt goin, got somethin on, unless they meetin 4 dinner lor... Haha, i wonder who will go tis time...'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
ham,	'Lol I know! They\'re so dramatic. Schools already closed for tomorrow. Apparently we can\'t drive in the inch of snow were supposed to get.'
ham,	'Not getting anywhere with this damn job hunting over here!'
ham,	'Lol! U drunkard! Just doing my hair at d moment. Yeah still up 4 tonight. Wats the plan? '
ham,	'idc get over here, you are not weaseling your way out of this shit twice in a row'
ham,	'I wil be there with in  &lt;#&gt;  minutes. Got any space'
ham,	'Just sleeping..and surfing'
ham,	'Thanks for picking up the trash.'
ham,	'Why don\'t you go tell your friend you\'re not sure you want to live with him because he smokes too much then spend hours begging him to come smoke'
ham,	'\"Hi its Kate it was lovely to see you tonight and ill phone you tomorrow. I got to sing and a guy gave me his card! xxx\"'
ham,	'Happy New year my dear brother. I really do miss you. Just got your number and decided to send you this text wishing you only happiness. Abiola'
ham,	'That means get the door'
ham,	'Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..'
ham,	'Hmmm ... I thought we said 2 hours slave, not 3 ... You are late ... How should I punish you ?'
ham,	'Beerage?'
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ham,	'Dont think so. It turns off like randomlly within 5min of opening'
ham,	'She was supposed to be but couldn\'t make it, she\'s still in town though'
ham,	'It does it on its own. Most of the time it fixes my spelling. But sometimes it gets a completely diff word. Go figure'
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ham,	'Gud mrng dear hav a nice day'
ham,	'This is hoping you enjoyed your game yesterday. Sorry i\'ve not been in touch but pls know that you are fondly bein thot off. Have a great week. Abiola'
ham,	'All e best 4 ur driving tmr :-)'
ham,	'Y?WHERE U AT DOGBREATH? ITS JUST SOUNDING LIKE JAN C THAT?S AL!!!!!!!!!'
ham,	'Omg I want to scream. I weighed myself and I lost more weight! Woohoo!'
ham,	'There generally isn\'t one. It\'s an uncountable noun - u in the dictionary. pieces of research?'
ham,	'it\'s really getting me down just hanging around.'
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ham,	'\"Petey boy whereare you me and all your friendsare in theKingshead come down if you canlove Nic\"'
ham,	'Ok i msg u b4 i leave my house.'
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ham,	'K I\'ll be there before 4.'
ham,	'I dled 3d its very imp'
ham,	'sure, but make sure he knows we ain\'t smokin yet'
ham,	'Boooo you always work. Just quit.'
ham,	'I am taking half day leave bec i am not well'
ham,	'Ugh I don\'t wanna get out of bed. It\'s so warm.'
ham,	'S:)s.nervous  &lt;#&gt; :)'
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ham,	'Where\'s my boytoy? I miss you ... What happened?'
ham,	'He has lots of used ones babe, but the model doesn\'t help. Youi have to bring it over and he\'ll match it up'
ham,	'Also are you bringing galileo or dobby'
ham,	'Then why you not responding'
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ham,	'Good afternoon starshine! How\'s my boytoy? Does he crave me yet? Ache to fuck me ? *sips cappuccino* I miss you babe *teasing kiss*'
ham,	'On the road so cant txt'
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ham,	'Hmm .. Bits and pieces lol ... *sighs* ...'
ham,	'Hahaha..use your brain dear'
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ham,	'Thank you so much. When we skyped wit kz and sura, we didnt get the pleasure of your company. Hope you are good. We\'ve given you ultimatum oh! We are countin down to aburo. Enjoy! This is the message i sent days ago'
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ham,	'I luv u soo much u don?t understand how special u r 2 me ring u 2morrow luv u xxx'
ham,	'Pls send me a comprehensive mail about who i\'m paying, when and how much.'
ham,	'Our Prashanthettan\'s mother passed away last night. pray for her and family.'
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ham,	'K.k:)when are you going?'
ham,	'Meanwhile in the shit suite: xavier decided to give us  &lt;#&gt;  seconds of warning that samantha was coming over and is playing jay\'s guitar to impress her or some shit. Also I don\'t think doug realizes I don\'t live here anymore'
ham,	'My stomach has been thru so much trauma I swear I just can\'t eat. I better lose weight.'
ham,	'I am in office:)whats the matter..msg me now.i will call you at break:).'
ham,	'Yeah there\'s barely enough room for the two of us, x has too many fucking shoes. Sorry man, see you later'
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ham,	'I am real, baby! I want to bring out your inner tigress...'
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ham,	'Hai ana tomarrow am coming on morning.  &lt;DECIMAL&gt;  ill be there in sathy then we ll go to RTO office. Reply me after came to home.'
ham,	'Spoons it is then okay?'
ham,	'Did he just say somebody is named tampa'
ham,	'In work now. Going have in few min.'
ham,	'Your brother is a genius'
ham,	'Sorry, I guess whenever I can get a hold of my connections, maybe an hour or two? I\'ll text you'
ham,	'Did u find out what time the bus is at coz i need to sort some stuff out.'
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ham,	'Its going good...no problem..but still need little experience to understand american customer voice...'
ham,	'I\'ll text you when I drop x off'
ham,	'Ugh its been a long day. I\'m exhausted. Just want to cuddle up and take a nap'
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ham,	'see, i knew giving you a break a few times woul lead to you always wanting to miss curfew. I was gonna gibe you \'til one, but a MIDNIGHT movie is not gonna get out til after 2. You need to come home. You need to getsleep and, if anything, you need to b studdying ear training.'
ham,	'I love to give massages. I use lots of baby oil... What is your fave position?'
ham,	'Dude we should go sup again'
ham,	'Yoyyooo u know how to change permissions for a drive in mac. My usb flash drive'
ham,	'Gibbs unsold.mike hussey'
ham,	'I like to talk pa but am not able to. I dont know y.'
ham,	'Y dun cut too short leh. U dun like ah? She failed. She\'s quite sad.'
ham,	'You unbelievable faglord'
ham,	'Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly'
ham,	'Why do you ask princess?'
ham,	'I am great princess! What are you thinking about me? :)'
ham,	'Nutter. Cutter. Ctter. Cttergg. Cttargg. Ctargg. Ctagg. ie you'
ham,	'It\'s ok i noe u\'re busy but i\'m really too bored so i msg u. I oso dunno wat colour she choose 4 me one.'
ham,	'Doesn\'t g have class early tomorrow and thus shouldn\'t be trying to smoke at  &lt;#&gt;'
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ham,	'Hope you are having a good week. Just checking in'
ham,	'I\'m used to it. I just hope my agents don\'t drop me since i\'ve only booked a few things this year. This whole me in boston, them in nyc was an experiment.'
ham,	'Thursday night? Yeah, sure thing, we\'ll work it out then'
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ham,	'Probably money worries. Things are coming due and i have several outstanding invoices for work i did two and three months ago.'
ham,	'How is it possible to teach you. And where.'
ham,	'I wonder if your phone battery went dead ? I had to tell you, I love you babe'
ham,	'Lovely smell on this bus and it ain\'t tobacco... '
ham,	'We\'re all getting worried over here, derek and taylor have already assumed the worst'
ham,	'Hey what\'s up charles sorry about the late reply.'
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ham,	'I.ll give her once i have it. Plus she said grinule greet you whenever we speak'
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ham,	'My love ! How come it took you so long to leave for Zaher\'s? I got your words on ym and was happy to see them but was sad you had left. I miss you'
ham,	'I am sorry it hurt you.'
ham,	'Can\'t. I feel nauseous. I\'m so pissed. I didn\'t eat any sweets all week cause today I was planning to pig out. I was dieting all week. And now I\'m not hungry :/'
ham,	'Ok lor but not too early. Me still having project meeting now.'
ham,	'Call me da, i am waiting for your call.'
ham,	'I could ask carlos if we could get more if anybody else can chip in'
ham,	'Was actually about to send you a reminder today. Have a wonderful weekend'
ham,	'When people see my msgs, They think Iam addicted to msging... They are wrong, Bcoz They don\'t know that Iam addicted to my sweet Friends..!! BSLVYL'
ham,	'Hey you gave them your photo when you registered for driving ah? Tmr wanna meet at yck? '
ham,	'Dont talk to him ever ok its my word.'
ham,	'When u wana see it then'
ham,	'On ma way to school. Can you pls send me ashley\'s number'
ham,	'It shall be fine. I have avalarr now. Will hollalater'
ham,	'She went to attend another two rounds today..but still did\'t reach home..'
ham,	'Actually i deleted my old website..now i m blogging at magicalsongs.blogspot.com'
ham,	'K, wait chikku..il send aftr  &lt;#&gt; mins'
ham,	'But I\'m on a diet. And I ate 1 too many slices of pizza yesterday. Ugh I\'m ALWAYS on a diet.'
ham,	'K:)i will give my kvb acc details:)'
ham,	'Oh all have to come ah?'
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ham,	'I\'m really sorry i won\'t b able 2 do this friday.hope u can find an alternative.hope yr term\'s going ok:-)'
ham,	'Congratulations ore mo owo re wa. Enjoy it and i wish you many happy moments to and fro wherever you go'
ham,	'So do you have samus shoulders yet'
ham,	'What time you think you\'ll have it? Need to know when I should be near campus'
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ham,	'Then dun wear jeans lor...'
ham,	'Since when, which side, any fever, any vomitin.'
ham,	'K:)k.are you in college?'
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ham,	'Better. Made up for Friday and stuffed myself like a pig yesterday. Now I feel bleh. But at least its not writhing pain kind of bleh.'
ham,	'No we sell it all so we\'ll have tons if coins. Then sell our coins to someone thru paypal. Voila! Money back in life pockets:)'
ham,	'Theyre doing it to lots of places. Only hospitals and medical places are safe.'
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ham,	'And also I\'ve sorta blown him off a couple times recently so id rather not text him out of the blue looking for weed'
ham,	'I sent my scores to sophas and i had to do secondary application for a few schools. I think if you are thinking of applying, do a research on cost also. Contact joke ogunrinde, her school is one me the less expensive ones'
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ham,	'Hey i booked the kb on sat already... what other lessons are we going for ah? Keep your sat night free we need to meet and confirm our lodging '
ham,	'Chk in ur belovd ms dict'
ham,	'Is that what time you want me to come?'
ham,	'Awesome, lemme know whenever you\'re around'
ham,	'Shb b ok lor... Thanx...'
ham,	'Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \"Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\" GOOD NIGHT'
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ham,	'Love isn\'t a decision, it\'s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical'
ham,	'Welp apparently he retired'
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ham,	'Where @'
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ham,	'Watching cartoon, listening music &amp; at eve had to go temple &amp; church.. What about u?'
ham,	'Yo chad which gymnastics class do you wanna take? The site says Christians class is full..'
ham,	'Are you this much buzy'
ham,	'Or better still can you catch her and let ask her if she can sell  &lt;#&gt;  for me.'
ham,	'I am not sure about night menu. . . I know only about noon menu'
ham,	'What do u want when i come back?.a beautiful necklace as a token of my heart for you.thats what i will give but ONLY to MY WIFE OF MY LIKING.BE THAT AND SEE..NO ONE can give you that.dont call me.i will wait till i come.'
ham,	'Are you willing to go for aptitude class.'
ham,	'It wont b until 2.15 as trying 2 sort house out, is that ok?'
ham,	'Yar lor he wan 2 go c horse racing today mah, so eat earlier lor. I ate chicken rice. U?'
ham,	'Haha awesome, omw back now then'
ham,	'Yup i thk so until e shop closes lor.'
ham,	'what is your account number?'
ham,	'Eh u send wrongly lar...'
ham,	'Hey no I ad a crap nite was borin without ya 2 boggy with me u boring biatch! Thanx but u wait til nxt time il ave ya '
ham,	'Ok i shall talk to him'
ham,	'Dont hesitate. You know this is the second time she has had weakness like that. So keep i notebook of what she eat and did the day before or if anything changed the day before so that we can be sure its nothing'
ham,	'Hey you can pay. With salary de. Only  &lt;#&gt; .'
ham,	'Another month. I need chocolate weed and alcohol.'
ham,	'If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.'
ham,	'Reckon need to be in town by eightish to walk from * carpark.'
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ham,	'Yo guess what I just dropped'
ham,	'Carlos says he\'ll be at mu in  &lt;#&gt;  minutes'
ham,	'I\'m in office now . I will call you  &lt;#&gt;  min:)'
ham,	'Geeee ... I miss you already, you know ? Your all I can think about. Fuck, I can\'t wait till next year when we will be together ... *loving kiss*'
ham,	'Yun ah.the ubi one say if ü wan call by tomorrow.call 67441233 look for irene.ere only got bus8,22,65,61,66,382. Ubi cres,ubi tech park.6ph for 1st 5wkg days.èn'
ham,	'Ugh. Gotta drive back to sd from la. My butt is sore.'
ham,	'26th OF JULY'
ham,	'Hi im having the most relaxing time ever! we have to get up at 7am every day! was the party good the other night? I get home tomorrow at 5ish.'
ham,	'Up to ü... Ü wan come then come lor... But i din c any stripes skirt...'
ham,	'The Xmas story is peace.. The Xmas msg is love.. The Xmas miracle is jesus.. Hav a blessed month ahead &amp; wish U Merry Xmas...'
ham,	'I can\'t, I don\'t have her number!'
ham,	'Change again... It\'s e one next to escalator...'
ham,	'Yetunde i\'m in class can you not run water on it to make it ok. Pls now.'
ham,	'Not a lot has happened here. Feels very quiet. Beth is at her aunts and charlie is working lots. Just me and helen in at the mo. How have you been? '
ham,	'Then ü wait 4 me at bus stop aft ur lect lar. If i dun c ü then i go get my car then come back n pick ü.'
ham,	'Aight will do, thanks again for comin out'
ham,	'No..but heard abt tat..'
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ham,	'Yes..he is really great..bhaji told kallis best cricketer after sachin in world:).very tough to get out.'
ham,	'&lt;#&gt;  am I think? Should say on syllabus'
ham,	'Umma. Did she say anything'
ham,	'Give me a sec to think think about it'
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ham,	'I don\'t quite know what to do. I still can\'t get hold of anyone. I cud pick you up bout 7.30pm and we can see if they\'re in the pub?'
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ham,	'Dear Hero,i am leaving to qatar tonite for an apt opportunity.pls do keep in touch at  &lt;EMAIL&gt; ,kerala'
ham,	'Lol I would but my mom would have a fit and tell the whole family how crazy and terrible I am'
ham,	'I just got home babe, are you still awake ?'
ham,	'I dunno they close oredi not... Ü v ma fan...'
ham,	'Just buy a pizza. Meat lovers or supreme. U get to pick.'
ham,	'Ya, told..she was asking wats matter?'
ham,	'Dear,regret i cudnt pick call.drove down frm ctla now at cochin home.left mobile in car..ente style ishtamayoo?happy bakrid!'
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ham,	'Shall i send that exe to your mail id.'
ham,	'Nope watching tv at home... Not going out. V bored...'
ham,	'Don know..wait i will check it.'
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ham,	'We still on for tonight?'
ham,	'May i call You later Pls'
ham,	'Hasn\'t that been the pattern recently crap weekends?'
ham,	'I have a sore throat. It\'s scratches when I talk'
ham,	'Yes da. Any plm at ur office'
ham,	'Are you not around or just still asleep? :V'
ham,	'Lol you forgot it eh ? Yes, I\'ll bring it in babe'
ham,	'Its good, we\'ll find a way'
ham,	'Can not use foreign stamps in this country. Good lecture .'
ham,	'Yup bathe liao...'
ham,	'HAPPY NEW YEAR MY NO.1 MAN'
ham,	'OH MR SHEFFIELD! You wanna play THAT game, okay. You\'re the boss and I\'m the nanny. You give me a raise and I\'ll give YOU one!!'
ham,	'ZOE IT JUST HIT ME 2 IM FUCKING SHITIN MYSELF IL DEFO TRY MY HARDEST 2 CUM 2MOROW LUV U MILLIONS LEKDOG'
ham,	'Hello baby, did you get back to your mom\'s ? Are you setting up the computer now ? Filling your belly ? How goes it loverboy ? I miss you already ... *sighs*'
ham,	'No my blankets are sufficient, thx'
ham,	'naughty little thought: \'its better to flirt, flirt n flirt, rather than loving someone n gettin hurt, hurt n hurt...:-) Gud nyt'
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ham,	'They just talking thats it de. They wont any other.'
ham,	'Today am going to college so am not able to atten the class.'
ham,	'I\'m in class. Will holla later'
ham,	'Easy ah?sen got selected means its good..'
ham,	'Mmm thats better now i got a roast down me! i?d b better if i had a few drinks down me 2! Good indian?'
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ham,	'Are you available for soiree on June 3rd?'
ham,	'Do u noe wat time e place dat sells 4d closes?'
ham,	'I got another job! The one at the hospital doing data analysis or something, starts on monday! Not sure when my thesis will got finished'
ham,	'Jay\'s getting really impatient and belligerent'
ham,	'HIYA COMIN 2 BRISTOL 1 ST WEEK IN APRIL. LES GOT OFF + RUDI ON NEW YRS EVE BUT I WAS SNORING.THEY WERE DRUNK! U BAK AT COLLEGE YET? MY WORK SENDS INK 2 BATH.'
ham,	'I\'m at work. Please call'
ham,	'Then u drive lor.'
ham,	'Ard 515 like dat. Y?'
ham,	'Tell me they\'re female :V how\'re you throwing in? We\'re deciding what all to get now'
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ham,	'I\'m working technical support :)voice process.networking field.'
ham,	'I might come to kerala for 2 days.so you can be prepared to take a leave once i finalise .dont plan any travel during my visit.need to finish urgent works.'
ham,	'Ok. Not sure what time tho as not sure if can get to library before class. Will try. See you at some point! Have good eve.'
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ham,	'That\'s fine, I\'ll bitch at you about it later then'
ham,	'No my mum went 2 dentist.'
ham,	'Once free call me sir. I am waiting for you.'
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ham,	'alright, I\'ll make sure the car is back tonight'
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ham,	'Lul im gettin some juicy gossip at the hospital. Two nurses are talking about how fat they are gettin. And one thinks shes obese. Oyea.'
ham,	'Aight ill get on fb in a couple minutes'
ham,	'Oi. Ami parchi na re. Kicchu kaaj korte iccha korche na. Phone ta tul na. Plz. Plz.'
ham,	'Where can download clear movies. Dvd copies.'
ham,	'Yep, by the pretty sculpture'
ham,	'Convey my regards to him'
ham,	'Me too watching surya movie only. . .after 6 pm vijay movie POKKIRI'
ham,	'You tell what happen dont behave like this to me. Ok no need to say'
ham,	'Can u get pic msgs to your phone?'
ham,	'Send to someone else :-)'
ham,	'Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!'
ham,	'For me the love should start with attraction.i should feel that I need her every time around me.she should be the first thing which comes in my thoughts.I would start the day and end it with her.she should be there every time I dream.love will be then when my every breath has her name.my life should happen around her.my life will be named to her.I would cry for her.will give all my happiness and take all her sorrows.I will be ready to fight with anyone for her.I will be in love when I will be doing the craziest things for her.love will be when I don\'t have to proove anyone that my girl is the most beautiful lady on the whole planet.I will always be singing praises for her.love will be when I start up making chicken curry and end up makiing sambar.life will be the most beautiful then.will get every morning and thank god for the day because she is with me.I would like to say a lot..will tell later..'
ham,	'FR\'NDSHIP is like a needle of a clock. Though V r in d same clock, V r nt able 2 met. Evn if V meet,itz only 4few seconds. Bt V alwys stay conected. Gud 9t;-)'
ham,	'I don\'t think he has spatula hands!'
ham,	'You can never do NOTHING'
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ham,	'Please da call me any mistake from my side sorry da. Pls da goto doctor.'
ham,	'Where r we meeting?'
ham,	'Well the weather in cali\'s great. But its complexities are great. You need a car to move freely, its taxes are outrageous. But all in all its a great place. The sad part is i missing home.'
ham,	'Now only i reached home. . . I am very tired now. . I will come tomorro'
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ham,	'Don\'t fret. I\'ll buy the ovulation test strips and send them to you. You wont get them til like march. Can you send me your postal address.u\'ll be alright.Okay.'
ham,	'NO GIFTS!! You trying to get me to throw myself off a cliff or something?'
ham,	'Been up to ne thing interesting. Did you have a good birthday? When are u wrking nxt? I started uni today.'
ham,	'You busy or can I come by at some point and figure out what we\'re doing tomorrow'
ham,	'Yeah go on then, bored and depressed sittin waitin for phone to ring... Hope the wind drops though, scary'
ham,	'Black shirt n blue jeans... I thk i c ü...'
ham,	'Aiyah sorry lor... I watch tv watch until i forgot 2 check my phone.'
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ham,	'on hen night. Going with a swing'
ham,	'Good afternoon, my love. How goes your day ? What are you up to ? I woke early and am online waiting for you ... Hmmm ... Italian boy is online I see . *grins*'
ham,	'From someone not to smoke when every time I\'ve smoked in the last two weeks is because of you calling or texting me that you wanted to smoke'
ham,	'No you\'ll just get a headache trying to figure it out. U can trust me to do the math. I promise. O:-)'
ham,	'S s..first time..dhoni rocks...'
ham,	'Ok ill tell the company'
ham,	'Awesome, think we can get an 8th at usf some time tonight?'
ham,	'So that means you still think of teju'
ham,	'No I\'m good for the movie, is it ok if I leave in an hourish?'
ham,	'No no:)this is kallis home ground.amla home town is durban:)'
ham,	'So lets make it saturday or monday as per convenience.'
ham,	'Hey... What time is your driving on fri? We go for evaluation on fri?'
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ham,	'Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan'
ham,	'Good morning princess! How are you?'
ham,	'Aiyar sorry lor forgot 2 tell u...'
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ham,	'Not tonight mate. Catching up on some sleep. This is my new number by the way. '
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ham,	'Howz pain?hope u r fine..'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'Good morning princess! How are you?'
ham,	'As I entered my cabin my PA said, \'\' Happy B\'day Boss !!\'\'. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there.'
ham,	'U wake up already? Thanx 4 e tau sar piah it\'s quite nice.'
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ham,	'Have you had a good day? Mine was really busy are you up to much tomorrow night?'
ham,	'And is there a way you can send shade\'s stuff to her. And she has been wonderful too.'
ham,	'Really... I tot ur paper ended long ago... But wat u copied jus now got use? U happy lar... I still haf 2 study :-('
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ham,	'Babe ? I lost you ... :-('
ham,	'Ok... Help me ask if she\'s working tmr a not?'
ham,	'I\'m not driving... Raining! Then i\'ll get caught at e mrt station lor.'
ham,	'Not a drop in the tank'
ham,	'(That said can you text him one more time?)'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'Ok i go change also...'
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ham,	'Did u find a sitter for kaitlyn? I was sick and slept all day yesterday.'
ham,	'Sorry man, accidentally left my phone on silent last night and didn\'t check it til I got up'
ham,	'Hey.. Something came up last min.. Think i wun be signing up tmr.. Hee'
ham,	'He\'s an adult and would learn from the experience. There\'s no real danger. I just dont like peeps using drugs they dont need. But no comment'
ham,	'Hey! There\'s veggie pizza... :/'
ham,	'Yun buying... But school got offer 2000 plus only...'
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ham,	'K. I will sent it again'
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ham,	'Well. Im computerless. Time to make some oreo truffles'
ham,	'Haha yeah I see that now, be there in a sec'
ham,	'I am not having her number sir'
ham,	'Lol now I\'m after that hot air balloon!'
ham,	'Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow'
ham,	'Msgs r not time pass.They silently say that I am thinking of U right now and also making U think of me at least 4 a moment. Gd nt.swt drms @Shesil'
ham,	'Yeah, we can probably swing by once my roommate finishes up with his girl'
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ham,	'Happy new years melody!'
ham,	'Ü dun need to pick ur gf?'
ham,	'Yay! You better not have told that to 5 other girls either.'
ham,	'Horrible u eat macs eat until u forgot abt me already rite... U take so long 2 reply. I thk it\'s more toot than b4 so b prepared. Now wat shall i eat?'
ham,	'Did he say how fantastic I am by any chance, or anything need a bigger life lift as losing the will 2 live, do you think I would be the first person 2 die from N V Q? '
ham,	'Just nw i came to hme da..'
ham,	'I\'m outside islands, head towards hard rock and you\'ll run into me'
ham,	'To day class is there are no class.'
ham,	'I\'m in chennai velachery:)'
ham,	'You flippin your shit yet?'
ham,	'K give me a sec, breaking a  &lt;#&gt;  at cstore'
ham,	'Am i that much bad to avoid like this?'
ham,	'Yo, you around? Just got my car back'
ham,	'Annoying isn\'t it.'
ham,	'Goodmorning, Today i am late for  &lt;#&gt; min.'
ham,	'There\'s no point hangin on to mr not right if he\'s not makin u happy'
ham,	'All will come alive.better correct any good looking figure there itself..'
ham,	'In that case I guess I\'ll see you at campus lodge'
ham,	'We\'re done...'
ham,	'Come to my home for one last time i wont do anything. Trust me.'
ham,	'I was up all night too worrying about this appt. It\'s a shame we missed a girls night out with quizzes popcorn and you doing my hair.'
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ham,	'Ok... C ya...'
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ham,	'What he said is not the matter. My mind saying some other matter is there.'
ham,	'He also knows about lunch menu only da. . I know'
ham,	'Al he does is moan at me if n e thin goes wrong its my fault&al de arguments r my fault&fed up of him of himso y bother? Hav 2go, thanx.xx'
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ham,	'Otherwise had part time job na-tuition..'
ham,	'I know she called me'
ham,	'Me also da, i feel yesterday night  wait til 2day night dear.'
ham,	'Thanks for understanding. I\'ve been trying to tell sura that.'
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ham,	'The whole car appreciated the last two! Dad and are having a map reading semi argument but apart from that things are going ok. P.'
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ham,	'I need you to be in my strong arms...'
ham,	'Also maaaan are you missing out'
ham,	'His bday real is in april .'
ham,	'Guessin you ain\'t gonna be here before 9?'
ham,	'Ok then i will come to ur home after half an hour'
ham,	'Yo, the game almost over? Want to go to walmart soon'
ham,	'Yeah, probably but not sure. Ilol let u know, but personally I wuldnt bother, then again if ur goin to then I mite as well!!'
ham,	'I\'ll text now! All creepy like so he won\'t think that we forgot'
ham,	'that would be good … I\'ll phone you tomo lunchtime, shall I, to organise something?'
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ham,	'Damn, can you make it tonight or do you want to just wait til tomorrow'
ham,	'K..k..i\'m also fine:)when will you complete the course?'
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ham,	'Prakesh is there know.'
ham,	'Teach me apps da. When you come to college.'
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ham,	'Jus ans me lar. U\'ll noe later.'
ham,	'I want to send something that can sell fast.  &lt;#&gt; k is not easy money.'
ham,	'have got * few things to do. may be in * pub later.'
ham,	'1\'s finish meeting call me.'
ham,	'Lol ok. I\'ll snatch her purse too.'
ham,	'\"Hello-/@drivby-:0quit edrunk sorry iff pthis makes no senrd-dnot no how ^ dancce 2 drum n basq!ihave fun 2nhite x ros xxxxxxx\"'
ham,	'Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..'
ham,	'How much are we getting?'
ham,	'Is ur paper in e morn or aft tmr?'
ham,	'Dear relieved of westonzoyland, all going to plan this end too!'
ham,	'Hope you are having a great new semester. Do wish you the very best. You are made for greatness.'
ham,	'Oh yes I can speak txt 2 u no! Hmm. Did u get  email?'
ham,	'I want to show you the world, princess :) how about europe?'
ham,	'Nobody can decide where to eat and dad wants Chinese'
ham,	'No shoot me. I\'m in the docs waiting room. :/'
ham,	'Now? I\'m going out 4 dinner soon..'
ham,	'Hello which the site to download songs its urgent pls'
ham,	'I do know what u mean,  is the king of not havin credit! I\'m goin2bed now. Night night sweet! Only1more sleep! '
ham,	'Horrible gal. Me in sch doing some stuff. How come u got mc?'
ham,	'HI HUN! IM NOT COMIN 2NITE-TELL EVERY1 IM SORRY 4 ME, HOPE U AVA GOODTIME!OLI RANG MELNITE IFINK IT MITE B SORTED,BUT IL EXPLAIN EVERYTHIN ON MON.L8RS.x'
ham,	'I call you later, don\'t have network. If urgnt, sms me.'
ham,	'Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear'
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ham,	'Yeah like if it goes like it did with my friends imma flip my shit in like half an hour'
ham,	'Mum say we wan to go then go... Then she can shun bian watch da glass exhibition... '
ham,	'What your plan for pongal?'
ham,	'Just wait till end of march when el nino gets himself. Oh.'
ham,	'Not yet chikku..going to room nw, i\'m in bus..'
ham,	'Am also doing in cbe only. But have to pay.'
ham,	'Honey boo I\'m missing u.'
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ham,	'Yo, I\'m at my parents\' gettin cash. Good news: we picked up a downstem'
ham,	'Thank you so much. When we skyped wit kz and sura, we didnt get the pleasure of your company. Hope you are good. We\'ve given you ultimatum oh! We are countin down to aburo. Enjoy!'
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ham,	'Ok. No wahala. Just remember that a friend in need ...'
ham,	'I will see in half an hour'
ham,	'Im in inperialmusic listening2the weirdest track ever by?leafcutter john?-sounds like insects being molested&someone plumbing,remixed by evil men on acid!'
ham,	'\"Hey sorry I didntgive ya a a bellearlier hunny,just been in bedbut mite go 2 thepub l8tr if uwana mt up?loads a luv Jenxxx.\"'
ham,	'SERIOUSLY. TELL HER THOSE EXACT WORDS RIGHT NOW.'
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ham,	'Tee hee. Off to lecture, cheery bye bye.'
ham,	'Sorry chikku, my cell got some problem thts y i was nt able to reply u or msg u..'
ham,	'If you still havent collected the dough pls let me know so i can go to the place i sent it to get the control number'
ham,	'Ok...'
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ham,	'Let me know how to contact you. I\'ve you settled in a room. Lets know you are ok.'
ham,	'Wot u up 2 u weirdo?'
ham,	'Can do lor...'
ham,	'Dont put your phone on silent mode ok'
ham,	'Can i meet ü at 5.. As 4 where depends on where ü wan 2 in lor..'
ham,	'Waiting 4 my tv show 2 start lor... U leh still busy doing ur report?'
ham,	'Oh ho. Is this the first time u use these type of words'
ham,	'Am I the only one who doesn\'t stalk profiles?'
ham,	'Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon \"A Person Who Irritates u Always Is the one Who Loves u Vry Much But Fails to Express It...!..!! :-) :-) gud nyt'
ham,	'Yes i thought so. Thanks.'
ham,	'But if she.s drinkin i\'m ok.'
ham,	'Just wondering, the others just took off'
ham,	'Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Gud mrng'
ham,	'What do you do, my dog ? Must I always wait till the end of your day to have word from you ? Did you run out of time on your cell already?'
ham,	'Happy new year to u too!'
ham,	'Hey...Great deal...Farm tour 9am to 5pm $95/pax, $50 deposit by 16 May'
ham,	'Eat jap done oso aft ur lect wat... Ü got lect at 12 rite... '
ham,	'Hey babe! I saw you came online for a second and then you disappeared, what happened ?'
ham,	'Da my birthdate in certificate is in april but real date is today. But dont publish it. I shall give you a special treat if you keep the secret. Any way thanks for the wishes'
ham,	'Happy birthday... May all ur dreams come true...'
ham,	'Aiyah u did ok already lar. E nydc at wheellock?'
ham,	'TELL HER I SAID EAT SHIT.'
ham,	'Sure! I am driving but will reach my destination soon.'
ham,	'K so am I, how much for an 8th? Fifty?'
ham,	'Your daily text from me – a favour this time'
ham,	'Great to hear you are settling well. So what\'s happenin wit ola?'
ham,	'Those cocksuckers. If it makes you feel better ipads are worthless garbage novelty items and you should feel bad for even wanting one'
ham,	'I tot u reach liao. He said t-shirt.'
ham,	'FRAN I DECIDED 2 GO N E WAY IM COMPLETELY BROKE AN KNACKERED I GOT UP BOUT 3 C U 2MRW LOVE JANX P.S THIS IS MY DADS FONE, -NO CREDIT'
ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
ham,	'Your right! I\'ll make the appointment right now.'
ham,	'Designation is software developer and may be she get chennai:)'
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ham,	'I jokin oni lar.. Ü busy then i wun disturb ü.'
ham,	'Ok, be careful ! Don\'t text and drive !'
ham,	'I.ll always be there, even if its just in spirit. I.ll get a bb soon. Just trying to be sure i need it.'
ham,	'U r too much close to my heart. If u go away i will be shattered. Plz stay with me.'
ham,	'I love u 2 babe! R u sure everything is alrite. Is he being an idiot? Txt bak girlie'
ham,	'How abt making some of the pics bigger?'
ham,	'Got but got 2 colours lor. One colour is quite light n e other is darker lor. Actually i\'m done she\'s styling my hair now.'
ham,	'Whenevr ur sad, Whenevr ur gray, Remembr im here 2 listn 2 watevr u wanna say, Jus walk wid me a little while,&amp; I promise I\'ll bring back ur smile.:-)'
ham,	'Why nothing. Ok anyway give me treat'
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ham,	'Ok...'
ham,	'Correct. So how was work today'
ham,	'Just sent again. Do you scream and moan in bed, princess?'
ham,	'I wake up long ago already... Dunno, what other thing?'
ham,	'Oh just getting even with u.... u?'
ham,	'I thk 50 shd be ok he said plus minus 10.. Did ü leave a line in between paragraphs?'
ham,	'Can you call me plz. Your number shows out of coveragd area. I have urgnt call in vasai &amp; have to reach before 4\'o clock so call me plz'
ham,	'Yeah jay\'s sort of a fucking retard'
ham,	'Sorry, was in the bathroom, sup'
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ham,	'My exam is for february 4. Wish you a great day.'
ham,	'I dont know what to do to come out of this so only am ask questions like this dont mistake me.'
ham,	'Aight no rush, I\'ll ask jay'
ham,	'Good Morning plz call me sir'
ham,	'It\'s ok lar. U sleep early too... Nite...'
ham,	'Oh... Icic... K lor, den meet other day...'
ham,	'Oh ! A half hour is much longer in Syria than Canada, eh ? Wow you must get SO much more work done in a day than us with all that extra time ! *grins*'
ham,	'Sometimes we put walls around our hearts,not just to be safe from getting hurt.. But to find out who cares enough to break the walls &amp; get closer.. GOODNOON:)'
ham,	'Sweet, we may or may not go to 4U to meet carlos so gauge patty\'s interest in that'
ham,	'Then she buying today? Ü no need to c meh...'
ham,	'Aight sorry I take ten years to shower. What\'s the plan?'
ham,	'Every monday..nxt week vl be completing..'
ham,	'Might ax well im there.'
ham,	'Just chill for another 6hrs. If you could sleep the pain is not a surgical emergency so see how it unfolds. Okay'
ham,	'Yeah I\'ll try to scrounge something up'
ham,	'Crazy ar he\'s married. Ü like gd looking guys not me. My frens like say he\'s korean leona\'s fave but i dun thk he is. Aft some thinking mayb most prob i\'ll go.'
ham,	'Were somewhere on Fredericksburg'
ham,	'Que pases un buen tiempo or something like that'
ham,	'Is it ok if I stay the night here? Xavier has a sleeping bag and I\'m getting tired'
ham,	'She doesnt need any test.'
ham,	'Nothing much, chillin at home. Any super bowl plan?'
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ham,	'Bugis oso near wat... '
ham,	'Yo theres no class tmrw right?'
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ham,	'Goodnight, sleep well da please take care pa. Please.'
ham,	'Baaaaabe! I misss youuuuu ! Where are you ? I have to go and teach my class at 5 ...'
ham,	'Convey my regards to him'
ham,	'U ned to convince him tht its not possible witot hurting his feeling its the main'
ham,	'Good afternoon loverboy ! How goes you day ? Any luck come your way? I think of you, sweetie and send my love across the sea to make you smile and happy'
ham,	'If i start sending blackberry torch to nigeria will you find buyer for me?like 4a month. And tell dad not to buy bb from anyone oh.'
ham,	'&lt;#&gt; %of pple marry with their lovers... becz they hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to  &lt;#&gt;  frnds in &lt;#&gt;  mins whn u read...'
ham,	'Yo dude guess who just got arrested the other day'
ham,	'Shuhui say change 2 suntec steamboat? U noe where? Where r u now?'
ham,	'What does the dance river do?'
ham,	'Yetunde, i\'m sorry but moji and i seem too busy to be able to go shopping. Can you just please find some other way to get what you wanted us to get. Please forgive me. You can reply free via yahoo messenger.'
ham,	'Hey i will be really pretty late... You want to go for the lesson first? I will join you. I\'m only reaching tp mrt'
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ham,	'I don\'t know, same thing that\'s wrong everyso often, he panicks starts goin on bout not bein good enough …'
ham,	'Alright. I\'m out--have a good night!'
ham,	'Did you try making another butt.'
ham,	'Hope you are feeling great. Pls fill me in. Abiola'
ham,	'I though we shd go out n have some fun so bar in town or something – sound ok?'
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ham,	'We\'re finally ready fyi'
ham,	'Auntie huai juan never pick up her phone'
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ham,	'i dnt wnt to tlk wid u'
ham,	'We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us.. But what we forget is.. \"paths are made by walking.. not by waiting..\" Goodnight!'
ham,	'Its ok my arm is feeling weak cuz i got a shot so we can go another time'
ham,	'Please reserve ticket on saturday eve from chennai to thirunelvali and again from tirunelvali to chennai on sunday eve...i already see in net..no ticket available..i want to book ticket through tackle ..'
ham,	'Storming msg: Wen u lift d phne, u say \"HELLO\" Do u knw wt is d real meaning of HELLO?? . . . It\'s d name of a girl..! . . . Yes.. And u knw who is dat girl?? \"Margaret Hello\" She is d girlfrnd f Grahmbell who invnted telphone... . . . . Moral:One can 4get d name of a person, bt not his girlfrnd... G o o d n i g h t . . .@'
ham,	'That\'s ok. I popped in to ask bout something and she said you\'d been in. Are you around tonght wen this girl comes?'
ham,	'All e best 4 ur exam later.'
ham,	'Hope ur head doesn\'t hurt 2 much ! Am ploughing my way through a pile of ironing ! Staying in with a chinky tonight come round if you like.'
ham,	'Oh k.i think most of wi and nz players unsold.'
ham,	'Haha... Where got so fast lose weight, thk muz go 4 a month den got effect... Gee,later we go aust put bk e weight.'
ham,	'I wonder how you got online, my love ? Had you gone to the net cafe ? Did you get your phone recharged ? Were you on a friends net ? I think of you, boytoy'
ham,	'Haha just kidding, papa needs drugs'
ham,	'Thk shld b can... Ya, i wana go 4 lessons... Haha, can go for one whole stretch...'
ham,	'Oh ok..'
ham,	'R we still meeting 4 dinner tonight?'
ham,	'Thats cool! I am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.'
ham,	'Shall i start from hear.'
ham,	'Then we wait 4 u lor... No need 2 feel bad lar...'
ham,	'No did you check? I got his detailed message now'
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ham,	'No, I decided that only people who care about stuff vote and caring about stuff is for losers'
ham,	'Kaiez... Enjoy ur tuition... Gee... Thk e second option sounds beta... I\'ll go yan jiu den msg u...'
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ham,	'cool. We will have fun practicing making babies!'
ham,	'Actually getting ready to leave the house.'
ham,	'K..k..any special today?'
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ham,	'Then we gotta do it after that'
ham,	'I\'ve got ten bucks, jay is being noncomittal'
ham,	'Where at were hungry too'
ham,	'Pls speak to that customer machan.'
ham,	'somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite &amp; sweet dreams'
ham,	'Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.'
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ham,	'So wats ur opinion abt him and how abt is character?'
ham,	'Jay is snickering and tells me that x is totally fucking up the chords as we speak'
ham,	'No..few hours before.went to hair cut .'
ham,	'No wonder... Cos i dun rem seeing a silver car... But i thk i saw a black one...'
ham,	'Lmao. Take a pic and send it to me.'
ham,	'\"Speak only when you feel your words are better than the silence...\" Gud mrng:-)'
ham,	'No. She\'s currently in scotland for that.'
ham,	'Do you work all this week ?'
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ham,	'Lol great now im getting hungry.'
ham,	'Yes.. now only saw your message..'
ham,	'I\'ll be at mu in like  &lt;#&gt;  seconds'
ham,	'Ok...'
ham,	'THING R GOOD THANX GOT EXAMS IN MARCH IVE DONE NO REVISION? IS FRAN STILL WITH BOYF? IVE GOTTA INTERVIW 4 EXETER BIT WORRIED!x'
ham,	'Tell you what, if you make a little spreadsheet and track whose idea it was to smoke to determine who \"smokes too much\" for the entire month of february, I\'ll come up'
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ham,	'Don\'t look back at the building because you have no coat and i don\'t want you to get more sick. Just hurry home and wear a coat to the gym!!!'
ham,	'My painful personal thought- \"I always try to keep everybody happy all the time. But nobody recognises me when i am alone\"'
ham,	'Thanks for ve lovely wisheds. You rock'
ham,	'You intrepid duo you! Have a great time and see you both soon. '
ham,	'I asked sen to come chennai and search for job.'
ham,	'Dad went out oredi... '
ham,	'I jus hope its true that  missin me cos i\'m really missin him! You haven\'t done anything to feel guilty about, yet.'
ham,	'Wat so late still early mah. Or we juz go 4 dinner lor. Aiya i dunno...'
ham,	'Arms fine, how\'s Cardiff and uni? '
ham,	'In fact when do you leave? I think addie goes back to school tues or wed'
ham,	'Cool breeze... Bright sun... Fresh flower... Twittering birds... All these waiting to wish u: \"GOODMORNING &amp; HAVE A NICE DAY\" :)'
ham,	'Ya:)going for restaurant..'
ham,	'Its ok., i just askd did u knw tht no?'
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ham,	'Those ducking chinchillas'
ham,	'I am in a marriage function'
ham,	'Looks like u wil b getting a headstart im leaving here bout 2.30ish but if u r desperate for my company I could head in earlier-we were goin to meet in rummer.'
ham,	'Don‘t give a flying monkeys wot they think and I certainly don‘t mind. Any friend of mine and all that!'
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ham,	'say thanks2. '
ham,	'Msg me when rajini comes.'
ham,	'Ya! when are ü taking ure practical lessons? I start in june..  '
ham,	'That\'s good, because I need drugs'
ham,	'Stupid.its not possible'
ham,	'Can ü all decide faster cos my sis going home liao..'
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ham,	'U sleeping now.. Or you going to take? Haha.. I got spys wat.. Me online checking n replying mails lor..'
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ham,	'Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose.'
spam,	'Bought one ringtone and now getting texts costing 3 pound offering more tones etc'
ham,	'Yalru lyfu astne chikku.. Bt innu mundhe lyf ali halla ke bilo (marriage)program edhae, so lyf is nt yet ovr chikku..ali vargu lyfu meow meow:-D'
ham,	'Kinda. First one gets in at twelve! Aah. Speak tomo'
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ham,	'Ok good then i later come find ü... C lucky i told ü to go earlier... Later pple take finish ü no more again...'
ham,	'Wat makes u thk i\'ll fall down. But actually i thk i\'m quite prone 2 falls. Lucky my dad at home i ask him come n fetch me already.'
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ham,	'I wont touch you with out your permission.'
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ham,	'7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st \"Ur Lovely Friendship\"... good morning dear'
ham,	'Take some small dose tablet for fever'
ham,	'Oh. U must have taken your REAL Valentine out shopping first.'
ham,	'Just sent you an email – to an address with incomm in it, is that right?'
ham,	'Will do, you gonna be at blake\'s all night? I might be able to get out of here a little early'
ham,	'Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn\'t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and e'
ham,	'Nice. Wait...should you be texting right now? I\'m not gonna pay your ticket, ya know!'
ham,	'I\'m watching lotr w my sis dis aft. So u wan 2 meet me 4 dinner at nite a not?'
ham,	'Why you keeping me away like this'
ham,	'I think its far more than that but find out. Check google maps for a place from your dorm.'
ham,	'My trip was ok but quite tiring lor. Uni starts today but it\'s ok 4 me cos i\'m not taking any modules but jus concentrating on my final yr project.'
ham,	'Have you always been saying welp?'
ham,	'I\'m a guy, browsin is compulsory'
ham,	'Ok...'
ham,	'Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'(I should add that I don\'t really care and if you can\'t I can at least get this dude to fuck off but hey, your money if you want it)'
ham,	'Hello lover! How goes that new job? Are you there now? Are you happy? Do you think of me? I wake, my slave and send you a teasing kiss from across the sea'
ham,	'I told your number to gautham..'
ham,	'Tell them no need to investigate about me anywhere.'
ham,	'Ok i juz receive..'
ham,	'Cant believe i said so many things to you this morning when all i really wanted to say was good morning, i love you! Have a beautiful morning. See you in the library later.'
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ham,	'In the end she might still vomit but its okay. Not everything will come out.'
ham,	'How are you with moneY...as in to you...money aint a thing....how are you sha!'
ham,	'It has everything to do with the weather. Keep extra warm. Its a cold but nothing serious. Pls lots of vitamin c'
ham,	'Hey gals.. Anyone of u going down to e driving centre tmr?'
ham,	'I\'m always on yahoo messenger now. Just send the message to me and i.ll get it you may have to send it in the mobile mode sha but i.ll get it. And will reply.'
ham,	'I\'m putting it on now. It should be ready for  &lt;TIME&gt; '
ham,	'Time n Smile r the two crucial things in our life. Sometimes time makes us to forget smile, and sometimes someone\'s smile makes us to forget time gud noon'
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ham,	'Don no da:)whats you plan?'
ham,	'Ill be there on  &lt;#&gt;  ok.'
ham,	'Oh my God. I\'m almost home'
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ham,	'Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.'
ham,	'Sounds like something that someone testing me would sayy'
ham,	'When u love someone Dont make them to love u as much as u do. But Love them so much that they dont want to be loved by anyone except you... Gud nit.'
ham,	'Pete,is this your phone still? Its Jenny from college and Leanne.what are you up to now?:)'
ham,	'Oops sorry. Just to check that you don\'t mind picking me up tomo at half eight from station. Would that be ok?'
ham,	'Hey sweet, I was wondering when you had a moment if you might come to me ? I want to send a file to someone but it won\'t go over yahoo for them because their connection sucks, remember when you set up that page for me to go to and download the format disc ? Could you tell me how to do that ? Or do you know some other way to download big files ? Because they can download stuff directly from the internet. Any help would be great, my prey ... *teasing kiss*'
ham,	'Hows the champ just leaving glasgow!'
ham,	'K:)all the best:)congrats...'
ham,	'I wonder if you\'ll get this text?'
ham,	'I need to come home and give you some good lovin...'
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ham,	'Shall i ask one thing if you dont mistake me.'
ham,	'Check wid corect speling i.e. Sarcasm'
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ham,	'Are you angry with me. What happen dear'
ham,	'I thk u dun haf 2 hint in e forum already lor... Cos i told ron n darren is going 2 tell shuhui.'
ham,	'Yup ok thanx...'
ham,	'Hi:)cts employee how are you?'
ham,	'Pls pls find out from aunt nike.'
ham,	'Wow ... I love you sooo much, you know ? I can barely stand it ! I wonder how your day goes and if you are well, my love ... I think of you and miss you'
ham,	'No screaming means shouting..'
ham,	'Hey what happen de. Are you alright.'
ham,	'Should I have picked up a receipt or something earlier'
ham,	'I think chennai well settled?'
ham,	'Oh dang! I didn\'t mean o send that to you! Lol!'
ham,	'Unfortunately i\'ve just found out that we have to pick my sister up from the airport that evening so don\'t think i\'ll be going out at all. We should try to go out one of th'
ham,	'Horrible bf... I now v hungry...'
ham,	'Remember on that day..'
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ham,	'How\'s it feel? Mr. Your not my real Valentine just my yo Valentine even tho u hardly play!!'
ham,	'All sounds good. Fingers . Makes it difficult to type'
ham,	'Midnight at the earliest'
ham,	'You\'re not sure that I\'m not trying to make xavier smoke because I don\'t want to smoke after being told I smoke too much?'
ham,	'K come to nordstrom when you\'re done'
ham,	'Do u konw waht is rael FRIENDSHIP Im gving yuo an exmpel: Jsut ese tihs msg.. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog.. Bt sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mitsake.. GOODNIGHT &amp; HAVE A NICE SLEEP..SWEET DREAMS..'
ham,	'Now press conference da:)'
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ham,	'After completed degree. There is no use in joining finance.'
ham,	'Good afternoon, my love ! Any job prospects ? Are you missing me ? What do you do ? Are you being lazy and bleak, hmmm ? Or happy and filled with my love ?'
ham,	'Shant disturb u anymore... Jia you...'
ham,	'Bishan lar nearer... No need buy so early cos if buy now i gotta park my car...'
ham,	'Me, i dont know again oh'
ham,	'Dude sux for snake. He got old and raiden got buff'
ham,	'He says hi and to get your ass back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger)'
ham,	'In e msg jus now. U said thanks for gift.'
ham,	'U too...'
ham,	'Ok how you dear. Did you call chechi'
ham,	'Yeah we do totes. When u wanna?'
ham,	'Ok i found dis pierre cardin one which looks normal costs 20 its on sale.'
ham,	'Good sleep is about rhythm. The person has to establish a rhythm that the body will learn and use. If you want to know more :-)'
ham,	'Wat r u doing?'
ham,	'Message from . I am at Truro Hospital on ext. You can phone me here. as I have a phone by my side'
ham,	'Single line with a big meaning::::: \"Miss anything 4 ur \"Best Life\" but, don\'t miss ur best life for anything... Gud nyt...'
ham,	'Just got some gas money, any chance you and the gang want to go on a grand nature adventure?'
ham,	'Dnt worry...use ice pieces in a cloth pack.also take 2 tablets.'
ham,	'Dude just saw a parked car with its sunroof popped up. Sux'
ham,	'Get ready to put on your excellent sub face :)'
ham,	'Tmrw. Im finishing 9 doors'
ham,	'The  &lt;#&gt; g that i saw a few days ago, the guy wants sell wifi only for  &lt;#&gt;  and with 3g for  &lt;#&gt; . That\'s why i blanked him.'
ham,	'I am late. I will be there at'
ham,	'whatever, im pretty pissed off.'
ham,	'Today is ACCEPT DAY..U Accept me as? Brother Sister Lover Dear1 Best1 Clos1 Lvblefrnd Jstfrnd Cutefrnd Lifpartnr Belovd Swtheart Bstfrnd No rply means enemy'
ham,	'I dont have that much image in class.'
ham,	'No:-)i got rumour that you going to buy apartment in chennai:-)'
ham,	'Near kalainar tv office.thenampet'
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ham,	'My sis is catching e show in e afternoon so i\'m not watching w her. So c u wan 2 watch today or tmr lor.'
ham,	'Sounds gd... Haha... Can... Wah, u yan jiu so fast liao...'
ham,	'No. To be nosy I guess. Idk am I over reacting if I\'m freaked?'
ham,	'Remember all those whom i hurt during days of satanic imposter in me.need to pay a price,so be it.may destiny keep me going and as u said pray that i get the mind to get over the same.'
ham,	'How to Make a girl Happy? It\'s not at all difficult to make girls happy. U only need to be... 1. A friend 2. Companion 3. Lover 4. Chef . . .  &lt;#&gt; . Good listener  &lt;#&gt; . Organizer  &lt;#&gt; . Good boyfriend  &lt;#&gt; . Very clean  &lt;#&gt; . Sympathetic  &lt;#&gt; . Athletic  &lt;#&gt; . Warm . . .  &lt;#&gt; . Courageous  &lt;#&gt; . Determined  &lt;#&gt; . True  &lt;#&gt; . Dependable  &lt;#&gt; . Intelligent . . .  &lt;#&gt; . Psychologist  &lt;#&gt; . Pest exterminator  &lt;#&gt; . Psychiatrist  &lt;#&gt; . Healer . .  &lt;#&gt; . Stylist  &lt;#&gt; . Driver . . Aaniye pudunga venaam..'
ham,	'Why is that, princess? I bet the brothas are all chasing you!'
ham,	'I shall book chez jules for half eight, if that\'s ok with you?'
ham,	'Hhahhaahahah rofl wtf nig was leonardo in your room or something'
ham,	'Yep, at derek\'s house now, see you Sunday &lt;3'
ham,	'It\'s cool, let me know before it kicks off around  &lt;#&gt; , I\'ll be out and about all day'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'I was wondering if it would be okay for you to call uncle john and let him know that things are not the same in nigeria as they r here. That  &lt;#&gt;  dollars is 2years sent and that you know its a strain but i plan to pay back every dime he gives. Every dime so for me to expect anything from you is not practical. Something like that.'
ham,	'There are no other charges after transfer charges and you can withdraw anyhow you like'
ham,	'Dont search love, let love find U. Thats why its called falling in love, bcoz U dont force yourself, U just fall and U know there is smeone to hold U... BSLVYL'
ham,	'At 4. Let\'s go to bill millers'
ham,	'I love you. You set my soul on fire. It is not just a spark. But it is a flame. A big rawring flame. XoXo'
ham,	'Somewhr someone is surely made 4 u. And God has decided a perfect time to make u meet dat person. . . . till den, . . . . . Enjoy ur crushes..!!!;-)'
ham,	'That\'s my honeymoon outfit. :)'
ham,	'Will it help if we propose going back again tomorrow'
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ham,	'Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good morning.:'
ham,	'Pls confirm the time to collect the cheque.'
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ham,	'Daddy will take good care of you :)'
ham,	'Yeah probably, I still gotta check out with leo'
ham,	'K.then any other special?'
ham,	'Carlos is taking his sweet time as usual so let me know when you and patty are done/want to smoke and I\'ll tell him to haul ass'
ham,	'Ok pa. Nothing problem:-)'
ham,	'Have you heard about that job? I\'m going to that wildlife talk again tonight if u want2come. Its that2worzels and a wizzle or whatever it is?! '
ham,	'God picked up a flower and dippeditinaDEW, lovingly touched itwhichturnedinto u, and the he gifted tomeandsaid,THIS FRIEND IS 4U'
ham,	'When you came to hostel.'
ham,	'Ok no prob... I\'ll come after lunch then...'
ham,	'Jus telling u dat i\'ll b leaving 4 shanghai on 21st instead so we\'ll haf more time 2 meet up cya...'
ham,	'Are your freezing ? Are you home yet ? Will you remember to kiss your mom in the morning? Do you love me ? Do you think of me ? Are you missing me yet ?'
ham,	'You all ready for * big day tomorrow?'
ham,	'I\'ll probably be around mu a lot'
ham,	'645'
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ham,	'Thnx dude. u guys out 2nite?'
ham,	'Me sef dey laugh you. Meanwhile how\'s my darling anjie!'
ham,	'Mm i had my food da from out'
ham,	'K, makes sense, btw carlos is being difficult so you guys are gonna smoke while I go pick up the second batch and get gas'
ham,	'Did u download the fring app?'
ham,	'The 2 oz guy is being kinda flaky but one friend is interested in picking up $ &lt;#&gt;  worth tonight if possible'
ham,	'Friends that u can stay on fb chat with'
ham,	'Fuck babe, I miss you sooooo much !! I wish you were here to sleep with me ... My bed is so lonely ... I go now, to sleep ... To dream of you, my love ...'
ham,	'Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, being \'SIMPLE\' is very difficult.. Gud nte.:-'
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ham,	'Sounds like you have many talents! would you like to go on a dinner date next week?'
ham,	'I am going to film 2day da. At 6pm. Sorry da.'
ham,	'We not watching movie already. Xy wants 2 shop so i\'m shopping w her now.'
ham,	'Hello my little party animal! I just thought I\'d buzz you as you were with your friends ...*grins*... Reminding you were loved and send a naughty adoring kiss'
ham,	'Yesterday its with me only . Now am going home.'
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ham,	'You have come into my life and brought the sun ..Shiny down on me, warming my heart. Putting a constant smile on my face ... Making me feel loved and cared for'
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ham,	'Alright, we\'re all set here, text the man'
ham,	'Hi , where are you? We\'re at  and they\'re not keen to go out i kind of am but feel i shouldn\'t so can we go out tomo, don\'t mind do you?'
ham,	'Sleeping nt feeling well'
ham,	'U WILL SWITCH YOUR FONE ON DAMMIT!!'
ham,	'India have to take lead:)'
ham,	'I.ll post her out l8r. In class'
ham,	'Thts wat Wright Brother did to fly..'
ham,	'Evening * v good if somewhat event laden. Will fill you in, don\'t you worry … Head * ok but throat * wrecked. See you at six then!'
ham,	'If u laugh really loud.. If u talk spontaneously.. If u dont care what others feel.. U are probably with your dear &amp; best friends.. GOODEVENING Dear..:)'
ham,	'ITS A LAPTOP TAKE IT WITH YOU.'
ham,	'I dont have any of your file in my bag..i was in work when you called me.i \'ll tell you if i find anything in my room.'
ham,	'I wan but too early lei... Me outside now wun b home so early... Neva mind then...'
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ham,	'I was at bugis juz now wat... But now i\'m walking home oredi... Ü so late then reply... I oso saw a top dat i like but din buy... Where r ü now? '
ham,	'Wishing you and your family Merry \"X\" mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..'
ham,	'At 7 we will go ok na.'
ham,	'Yes I posted a couple of pics on fb. There\'s still snow outside too. I\'m just waking up :)'
ham,	'S:-)if we have one good partnership going we will take lead:)'
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ham,	'Yeah, where\'s your class at?'
ham,	'No just send to you. Bec you in temple na.'
ham,	'You aren\'t coming home between class, right? I need to work out and shower!'
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ham,	'S but mostly not like that.'
ham,	'Ü v ma fan...'
ham,	'Dunno cos i was v late n when i reach they inside already... But we ate spageddies lor... It\'s e gals who r laughing at me lor...'
ham,	'Guess who spent all last night phasing in and out of the fourth dimension'
ham,	'So now my dad is gonna call after he gets out of work and ask all these crazy questions.'
ham,	'Yes..but they said its IT.,'
ham,	'Very hurting n meaningful lines ever: \"I compromised everything for my love, But at d end my love compromised me for everything:-(\".. Gud mornin:-)'
ham,	'Lmao!nice 1'
ham,	'Glad to see your reply.'
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ham,	'Nah dub but je still buff'
ham,	'Painful words- \"I thought being Happy was the most toughest thing on Earth... But, the toughest is acting Happy with all unspoken pain inside..\"'
ham,	'Yeah, that\'s fine! It\'s £6 to get in, is that ok? '
ham,	'Lol where do u come up with these ideas?'
ham,	'So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. Sh!jas'
ham,	'Today is \"song dedicated day..\" Which song will u dedicate for me? Send this to all ur valuable frnds but first rply me...'
ham,	'Okay... We wait ah'
ham,	'Y lei?'
ham,	'HI BABE U R MOST LIKELY TO BE IN BED BUT IM SO SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT! I REALLY WANNA SEE U TOMORROW SO CALL ME AT 9. LOVE ME XXX'
ham,	'Already am squatting is the new way of walking'
ham,	'Do you want bold 2 or bb torch'
ham,	'Cramps stopped. Going back to sleep'
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ham,	'Nan sonathaya soladha. Why boss?'
ham,	'Bring tat cd don forget'
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ham,	'I don\'t know but I\'m raping dudes at poker'
ham,	'Weightloss! No more girl friends. Make loads of money on ebay or something. And give thanks to God.'
ham,	'Was gr8 to see that message. So when r u leaving? Congrats dear. What school and wat r ur plans.'
ham,	'Ü eatin later but i\'m eatin wif my frens now lei... Ü going home first? '
ham,	'Finish already... Yar they keep saying i mushy... I so embarrassed ok...'
ham,	'Sorry man, my stash ran dry last night and I can\'t pick up more until sunday'
ham,	'Hai priya are you right. What doctor said pa. Where are you.'
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ham,	'Ok...'
ham,	'Please ask mummy to call father'
ham,	'Can come my room but cannot come my house cos my house still messy... Haha...'
ham,	'I have lost 10 kilos as of today!'
ham,	'Just taste fish curry :-P'
ham,	'What can i do? Might accidant tookplace between somewhere ghodbandar rd. Traffic moves slovely. So plz slip &amp; don\'t worry.'
ham,	'Yun ah.now ü wkg where?btw if ü go nus sc. Ü wana specialise in wad?'
ham,	'Yes! I am a one woman man! Please tell me your likes and dislikes in bed...'
ham,	'Was doing my test earlier. I appreciate you. Will call you tomorrow.'
ham,	'How\'s my loverboy doing ? What does he do that keeps him from coming to his Queen, hmmm ? Doesn\'t he ache to speak to me ? Miss me desparately ?'
ham,	'U meet other fren dun wan meet me ah... Muz b a guy rite...'
ham,	'(No promises on when though, haven\'t even gotten dinner yet)'
ham,	'I got your back! Do you have any dislikes in bed?'
ham,	'o turns out i had stereo love on mi phone under the unknown album.'
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ham,	'Yeah I don\'t see why not'
ham,	'Asking do u knw them or nt? May be ur frnds or classmates?'
ham,	'Sorry about earlier. Putting out fires.Are you around to talk after 9? Or do you actually have a life, lol!'
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ham,	'As in missionary hook up, doggy hook up, standing...|'
ham,	'Then u better go sleep.. Dun disturb u liao.. U wake up then msg me lor..'
ham,	'Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose.'
ham,	'Am watching house – very entertaining – am getting the whole hugh laurie thing – even with the stick – indeed especially with the stick.'
ham,	'Thought praps you meant another one. Goodo! I\'ll look tomorrow '
ham,	'Hi Jon, Pete here, Ive bin 2 Spain recently & hav sum dinero left, Bill said u or ur ?rents mayb interested in it, I hav 12,000pes, so around £48, tb, James.'
ham,	'There bold 2  &lt;#&gt; . Is that yours'
ham,	'You know there is. I shall speak to you in  &lt;#&gt;  minutes then'
ham,	'\"ALRITE HUNNY!WOT U UP 2 2NITE? DIDNT END UP GOIN DOWN TOWN JUS DA PUB INSTEAD! JUS CHILLIN AT DA MO IN ME BEDROOM!LOVE JEN XXX.\"'
ham,	'I went to project centre'
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ham,	'Lol yeah at this point I guess not'
ham,	'Doing project w frens lor. '
ham,	'Lol. Well quality aint bad at all so i aint complaining'
ham,	'K, can that happen tonight?'
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ham,	'I think we\'re going to finn\'s now, come'
ham,	'Why tired what special there you had'
ham,	'I will come tomorrow di'
ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
ham,	'K go and sleep well. Take rest:-).'
ham,	'U guys never invite me anywhere :('
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ham,	'I can do that! I want to please you both inside and outside the bedroom...'
ham,	'\"EY! CALM DOWNON THEACUSATIONS.. ITXT U COS IWANA KNOW WOTU R DOIN AT THEW/END... HAVENTCN U IN AGES..RING ME IF UR UP4 NETHING SAT.LOVE J XXX.\"'
ham,	'I love to wine and dine my lady!'
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ham,	'I?m cool ta luv but v.tired 2 cause i have been doin loads of planning all wk, we have got our social services inspection at the nursery! Take care & spk sn x.'
ham,	'I don know account details..i will ask my mom and send you.my mom is out of reach now.'
ham,	'I think u have the wrong number.'
ham,	'Feel Yourself That You Are Always Happy.. Slowly It Becomes Your Habit &amp; Finally It Becomes Part Of Your Life.. Follow It.. Happy Morning &amp; Have A Happy Day:)'
ham,	'DO NOT B LATE LOVE MUM'
ham,	'Got it..mail panren paru..'
ham,	'* Was thinking about chuckin ur red green n black trainners 2 save carryin them bac on train'
ham,	'Give one miss from that number please'
ham,	'Jus came back fr lunch wif my sis only. U leh?'
ham,	'How is your schedule next week? I am out of town this weekend.'
ham,	'Really good:)dhanush rocks once again:)'
ham,	'Lmao ok I wont be needing u to do my hair anymore.'
ham,	'Miss ya, need ya, want ya, love ya.'
ham,	'Sorry i\'m not free...'
ham,	'Do u ever get a song stuck in your head for no reason and it won\'t go away til u listen to it like 5 times?'
ham,	'Nt yet chikku..simple habba..hw abt u?'
ham,	'Got ur mail Dileep.thank you so muchand look forward to lots of support...very less contacts here,remember one venugopal you mentioned.tomorrow if not late,i shall try to come up till there.goodnight dear.'
ham,	'Sometimes Heart Remembrs someone Very much... Forgets someone soon... Bcoz Heart will not like everyone. But liked ones will be Remembered Everytime... BSLVYL'
ham,	'Joy\'s father is John. Then John is the NAME of Joy\'s father. Mandan'
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ham,	'K, want us to come by now?'
ham,	'How. Its a little difficult but its a simple way to enter this place'
ham,	'Ha... Both of us doing e same thing. But i got tv 2 watch. U can thk of where 2 go tonight or u already haf smth in mind...'
ham,	'Dont show yourself. How far. Put new pictures up on facebook.'
ham,	'Watching tv now. I got new job :)'
ham,	'Good afternoon sexy buns! How goes the job search ? I wake and you are my first thought as always, my love. I wish your fine and happy and know I adore you!'
ham,	'I\'m not coming over, do whatever you want'
ham,	'Its ok chikku, and its my 1 of favourite song..:-)'
ham,	'Did u see what I posted on your Facebook?'
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ham,	';-( oh well, c u later'
ham,	'My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.'
ham,	'No dear i do have free messages without any recharge. Hi hi hi'
ham,	'Dont search love, let love find U. Thats why its called falling in love, bcoz U dont force yourself, U just fall and U know there is smeone to hold U... BSLVYL'
ham,	'I dun believe u. I thk u told him.'
ham,	'Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes &amp; fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!'
ham,	'Yes:)sura in sun tv.:)lol.'
ham,	'Arun can u transfr me d amt'
ham,	'Takin a shower now but yeah I\'ll leave when I\'m done'
ham,	'Am not working but am up to eyes in philosophy so will text u later when a bit more free for chat...'
ham,	'U haven?t lost me ill always b here 4u.i didn?t intend 2 hurt u but I never knew how u felt about me when Iwas+marine&that?s what itried2tell urmom.i careabout u'
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ham,	'You bad girl. I can still remember them'
ham,	'How much i gave to you. Morning.'
ham,	'I hope your alright babe? I worry that you might have felt a bit desparate when you learned the job was a fake ? I am here waiting when you come back, my love'
ham,	'Hey, can you tell me blake\'s address? Carlos wanted me to meet him there but I got lost and he\'s not answering his phone'
ham,	'Can i get your opinion on something first?'
ham,	'That one week leave i put know that time. Why.'
ham,	'If we hit it off, you can move in with me :)'
ham,	'excellent. I spent  &lt;#&gt;  years in the Air Force. Iraq and afghanistan. I am stable and honest. do you like traveling?'
ham,	'I wanna watch that movie'
ham,	'Ok lor thanx... Ü in school?'
ham,	'I\'m in class. Did you get my text.'
ham,	'The bus leaves at  &lt;#&gt; '
ham,	'God bless.get good sleep my dear...i will pray!'
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ham,	'Do have a nice day today. I love you so dearly.'
ham,	'Aiyo a bit pai seh ü noe... Scared he dun rem who i am then die... Hee... But he become better lookin oredi leh...'
ham,	'Aight, I\'ll ask a few of my roommates'
ham,	'Now, whats your house # again ? And do you have any beer there ?'
ham,	'Do ü all wan 2 meet up n combine all the parts? How\'s da rest of da project going?'
ham,	'\"Getting tickets 4 walsall tue 6 th march. My mate is getting me them on sat. ill pay my treat. Want 2 go. Txt bak .Terry\"'
ham,	'Yes we are chatting too.'
ham,	'HI ITS JESS I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE AT WORK BUT CALL ME WHEN U CAN IM AT HOME ALL EVE. XXX'
ham,	'Sian... Aft meeting supervisor got work 2 do liao... U working now?'
ham,	'Are you going to write ccna exam this week??'
ham,	'Well i will watch shrek in 3D!!B)'
ham,	'Am i that much dirty fellow?'
ham,	'Dunno dat\'s wat he told me. Ok lor...'
ham,	'I\'ll probably be by tomorrow (or even later tonight if something\'s going on)'
ham,	'I couldn\'t say no as he is a dying man and I feel sad for him so I will go and I just wanted you to know I would probably be gone late into your night'
ham,	'If you\'re thinking of lifting me one then no.'
ham,	'Same as u... Dun wan... Y u dun like me already ah... Wat u doing now? Still eating?'
ham,	'Sent me ur email id soon'
ham,	'Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!'
ham,	'Dude. What\'s up. How Teresa. Hope you have been okay. When i didnt hear from these people, i called them and they had received the package since dec  &lt;#&gt; . Just thot you\'ld like to know. Do have a fantastic year and all the best with your reading. Plus if you can really really Bam first aid for Usmle, then your work is done.'
ham,	'Hey gorgeous man. My work mobile number is. Have a good one babe. Squishy Mwahs.'
ham,	'May i call You later Pls'
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ham,	'That\'s the way you should stay oh.'
ham,	'Hello- thanx for taking that call. I got a job! Starts on monday!'
ham,	'What time is ur flight tmr?'
ham,	'When should I come over?'
ham,	'I have a rather prominent bite mark on my right cheek'
ham,	'* Will be september by then!'
ham,	'Are you wet right now?'
ham,	'And how\'s your husband.'
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ham,	'Are we doing the norm tomorrow? I finish just a 4.15 cos of st tests. Need to sort library stuff out at some point tomo - got letter from today - access til end march so i better get move on!'
ham,	'Yeah. I got a list with only u and Joanna if I\'m feeling really anti social'
ham,	'I am in your office na.'
ham,	'\"Are you comingdown later?\"'
ham,	'Super da:)good replacement for murali'
ham,	'Da is good good player.why he is unsold.'
ham,	'Hi. || Do u want | to join me with sts later? || Meeting them at five. || Call u after class.'
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ham,	'I dont want to hear philosophy. Just say what happen'
ham,	'You got job in wipro:)you will get every thing in life in 2 or 3 years.'
ham,	'Then cant get da laptop? My matric card wif ü lei... '
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ham,	'They did\'t play one day last year know even though they have very good team.. Like india.'
ham,	'K.:)you are the only girl waiting in reception ah?'
ham,	'Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU &amp; I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people &amp; u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...'
ham,	'I hate when she does this. She turns what should be a fun shopping trip into an annoying day of how everything would look in her house.'
ham,	'Sir, i am waiting for your call.'
ham,	'What\'s up. Do you want me to come online?'
ham,	'It could work, we\'ll reach a consensus at the next meeting'
ham,	'Aiyah then i wait lor. Then u entertain me. Hee...'
ham,	'The last thing i ever wanted to do was hurt you. And i didn\'t think it would have. You\'d laugh, be embarassed, delete the tag and keep going. But as far as i knew, it wasn\'t even up. The fact that you even felt like i would do it to hurt you shows you really don\'t know me at all. It was messy wednesday, but it wasn\'t bad. The problem i have with it is you HAVE the time to clean it, but you choose not to. You skype, you take pictures, you sleep, you want to go out. I don\'t mind a few things here and there, but when you don\'t make the bed, when you throw laundry on top of it, when i can\'t have a friend in the house because i\'m embarassed that there\'s underwear and bras strewn on the bed, pillows on the floor, that\'s something else. You used to be good about at least making the bed.'
ham,	'I\'ll let you know when it kicks in'
ham,	'You call him now ok i said call him'
ham,	'Call to the number which is available in appointment. And ask to connect the call to waheed fathima.'
ham,	'Or ü go buy wif him then i meet ü later can?'
ham,	'Mmmm ... Fuck ... Not fair ! You know my weaknesses ! *grins* *pushes you to your knee\'s* *exposes my belly and pulls your head to it* Don\'t forget ... I know yours too *wicked smile*'
ham,	'Today my system sh get ready.all is well and i am also in the deep well'
ham,	'Mom wants to know where you at'
ham,	'Aight, I\'ll text you when I\'m back'
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ham,	'Watching tv now. I got new job :)'
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ham,	'Ok.. Ü finishing soon?'
ham,	'Sorry, I can\'t help you on this.'
ham,	'Come to me, slave. Your doing it again ... Going into your shell and unconsciously avoiding me ... You are making me unhappy :-('
ham,	'I love your ass! Do you enjoy doggy style? :)'
ham,	'I think asking for a gym is the excuse for lazy people. I jog.'
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ham,	'No. On the way home. So if not for the long dry spell the season would have been over'
ham,	'I gotta collect da car at 6 lei.'
ham,	'Ok but knackered. Just came home and went to sleep! Not good at this full time work lark.'
ham,	'Probably earlier than that if the station\'s where I think it is'
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ham,	'Good Morning plz call me sir'
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ham,	'Uh, heads up we don\'t have THAT much left'
ham,	'I tot u outside cos darren say u come shopping. Of course we nice wat. We jus went sim lim look at mp3 player.'
ham,	'Aight, sounds good. When do you want me to come down?'
ham,	'Wat would u like 4 ur birthday?'
ham,	'I love working from home :)'
ham,	'And miss vday the parachute and double coins??? U must not know me very well...'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'My sister got placed in birla soft da:-)'
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ham,	'Wah... Okie okie... Muz make use of e unlimited... Haha... '
ham,	'There\'re some people by mu, I\'m at the table by lambda'
ham,	'And stop being an old man. You get to build snowman snow angels and snowball fights.'
ham,	'ELLO BABE U OK?'
ham,	'Hello beautiful r u ok? I\'ve kinda ad a row wiv and he walked out the pub?? I wanted a night wiv u Miss u '
ham,	'Then u going ikea str aft dat?'
ham,	'Becoz its  &lt;#&gt;  jan whn al the post ofice is in holiday so she cn go fr the post ofice...got it duffer'
ham,	'Lol grr my mom is taking forever with my prescription. Pharmacy is like 2 minutes away. Ugh.'
ham,	'For real tho this sucks. I can\'t even cook my whole electricity is out. And I\'m hungry.'
ham,	'You want to go? '
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ham,	'Its not that time of the month nor mid of the time?'
ham,	'Fffff. Can you text kadeem or are you too far gone'
ham,	'We not leaving yet. Ok lor then we go elsewhere n eat. U thk...'
ham,	'Is fujitsu s series lifebook good?'
ham,	'Yar i wanted 2 scold u yest but late already... I where got zhong se qing you? If u ask me b4 he ask me then i\'ll go out w u all lor. N u still can act so real.'
ham,	'Dont know you bring some food'
ham,	'No current and food here. I am alone also'
ham,	'I\'ll be in sch fr 4-6... I dun haf da book in sch... It\'s at home...'
ham,	'Hello. They are going to the village pub at 8 so either come here or there accordingly. Ok?'
ham,	'Ok'
ham,	'We don call like  &lt;#&gt;  times oh. No give us hypertension oh.'
ham,	'Dont give a monkeys wot they think and i certainly don\'t mind. Any friend of mine&all that! Just don\'t sleep wiv , that wud be annoyin!'
ham,	'Omg it could snow here tonite!'
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ham,	'Carry on not disturbing both of you'
ham,	'What pa tell me.. I went to bath:-)'
ham,	'Jus finished avatar nigro'
ham,	'R u over scratching it?'
ham,	'Hope you are having a great day.'
ham,	'Did either of you have any idea\'s? Do you know of anyplaces doing something?'
ham,	'My planning usually stops at \"find hella weed, smoke hella weed\"'
ham,	'The fact that you\'re cleaning shows you know why i\'m upset. Your priority is constantly \"what i want to do,\" not \"what i need to do.\"'
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ham,	'Dude avatar 3d was imp. At one point i thought there were actually flies in the room and almost tried hittng one as a reflex'
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ham,	'K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)'
ham,	'I got lousy sleep. I kept waking up every 2 hours to see if my cat wanted to come in. I worry about him when its cold :('
ham,	'Yeah, I\'ll leave in a couple minutes &amp; let you know when I get to mu'
ham,	'Can ü call me at 10:10 to make sure dat i\'ve woken up...'
ham,	'Hey we can go jazz power yoga hip hop kb and yogasana '
ham,	'The battery is for mr adewale my uncle. Aka Egbon'
ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
ham,	'Wait 2 min..stand at bus stop'
ham,	'Oh ic. I thought you meant mary jane.'
ham,	'Haha... Really oh no... How? Then will they deduct your lesson tmr?'
ham,	'Nah im goin 2 the wrks with j wot bout u?'
ham,	'Then just eat a shit and wait for ur monkey face bitch.......... U asshole..................'
ham,	'Good night. Am going to sleep.'
ham,	'Aight I\'ll grab something to eat too, text me when you\'re back at mu'
ham,	'K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)'
ham,	'Take something for pain. If it moves however to any side in the next 6hrs see a doctor.'
ham,	'Lol ... Oh no babe, I wont be sliding into your place after midnight, but thanks for the invite'
ham,	'Howz that persons story'
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ham,	'LOL that would be awesome payback.'
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ham,	'Yes :)it completely in out of form:)clark also utter waste.'
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ham,	'Thanks. It was only from tescos but quite nice. All gone now. Speak soon '
ham,	'What\'s a feathery bowa? Is that something guys have that I don\'t know about?'
ham,	'Even i cant close my eyes you are in me our vava playing umma :-D'
ham,	'2 laptop... I noe infra but too slow lar... I wan fast one'
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ham,	'Nvm it\'s ok...'
ham,	'Enjoy ur life. . Good night'
ham,	'Yes but can we meet in town cos will go to gep and then home. You could text at bus stop. And don\'t worry we\'ll have finished by march … ish!'
ham,	'I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer'
ham,	'Thats cool. Where should i cum? On you or in you? :)'
ham,	'Delhi and chennai still silent.'
ham,	'Lol alright i was thinkin that too haha'
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ham,	'No I\'m in the same boat. Still here at my moms. Check me out on yo. I\'m half naked.'
ham,	'Shhhhh nobody is supposed to know!'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
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ham,	'Hey i will be late... i\'m at amk. Need to drink tea or coffee'
ham,	'I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of  &lt;#&gt; Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. &lt;#&gt; lacs..thats my prob'
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ham,	'The length is e same but e top shorter n i got a fringe now. I thk i\'m not going liao. Too lazy. Dun wan 2 distract u also.'
ham,	'S..antha num corrct dane'
ham,	'No calls..messages..missed calls'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'The basket\'s gettin full so I might be by tonight'
ham,	'HI DARLIN IVE JUST GOT BACK AND I HAD A REALLY NICE NIGHT AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LIFT SEE U TOMORROW XXX'
ham,	'No other Valentines huh? The proof is on your fb page. Ugh I\'m so glad I really DIDN\'T watch your rupaul show you TOOL!'
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ham,	'Eh den sat u book e kb liao huh...'
ham,	'Have you been practising your curtsey?'
ham,	'Shall i come to get pickle'
ham,	'Lol boo I was hoping for a laugh'
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ham,	'Well, I have to leave for my class babe ... You never came back to me ... :-( ... Hope you have a nice sleep, my love'
ham,	'LMAO where\'s your fish memory when I need it?'
ham,	'But i\'ll b going 2 sch on mon. My sis need 2 take smth.'
ham,	'Idea will soon get converted to live:)'
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ham,	'S....s...india going to draw the series after many years in south african soil..'
ham,	'Goodmorning, today i am late for  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; min.'
ham,	'Can\'t take any major roles in community outreach. You rock mel'
ham,	'Shopping lor. Them raining mah hard 2 leave orchard.'
ham,	'Hi here. have birth at on the  to  at 8lb 7oz. Mother and baby doing brilliantly.'
ham,	'See the forwarding message for proof'
ham,	'I can\'t keep going through this. It was never my intention to run you out, but if you choose to do that rather than keep the room clean so *I* don\'t have to say no to visitors, then maybe that\'s the best choice. Yes, I wanted you to be embarassed, so maybe you\'d feel for once how I feel when i have a friend who wants to drop buy and i have to say no, as happened this morning. I\'ve tried everything. I don\'t know what else to do.'
ham,	'Dunno lei... I thk mum lazy to go out... I neva ask her yet...'
ham,	'Do whatever you want. You know what the rules are. We had a talk earlier this week about what had to start happening, you showing responsibility. Yet, every week it\'s can i bend the rule this way? What about that way? Do whatever. I\'m tired of having thia same argument with you every week. And a  &lt;#&gt;  movie DOESNT inlude the previews. You\'re still getting in after 1.'
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ham,	'Ambrith..madurai..met u in arun dha marrge..remembr?'
ham,	'Just re read it and I have no shame but tell me how he takes it and if he runs I will blame u 4 ever!! Not really 4 ever just a long time '
ham,	'Princess, is your kitty shaved or natural?'
ham,	'Better than bb. If he wont use it, his wife will or them doctor'
ham,	'Ya it came a while ago'
ham,	'From tomorrow onwards eve 6 to 3 work.'
ham,	'Anything lor but toa payoh got place 2 walk meh...'
ham,	'I don\'t have anybody\'s number, I still haven\'t thought up a tactful way to ask alex'
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ham,	'Is there any movie theatre i can go to and watch unlimited movies and just pay once?'
ham,	'U having lunch alone? I now so bored...'
ham,	'Yes obviously, but you are the eggs-pert and the potato head… Speak soon! '
ham,	'Nah man, my car is meant to be crammed full of people'
ham,	'No got new job at bar in airport on satsgettin 4.47per hour but means no lie in! keep in touch'
ham,	'Kallis is ready for bat in 2nd innings'
ham,	'Thanx but my birthday is over already.'
ham,	'Ugh y can\'t u just apologize, admit u were wrong and ask me to take u back?'
ham,	'I noe la... U wana pei bf oso rite... K lor, other days den...'
ham,	'Yes, i\'m small kid.. And boost is the secret of my energy..'
ham,	'IM GONNA MISS U SO MUCH'
ham,	'Is avatar supposed to have subtoitles'
ham,	'Simply sitting and watching match in office..'
ham,	'You can jot down things you want to remember later.'
ham,	'Oh sorry please its over'
ham,	'Hey are we going for the lo lesson or gym? '
ham,	'Dont pack what you can buy at any store.like cereals. If you must pack food, pack gari or something 9ja that you will miss.'
ham,	'You always make things bigger than they are'
ham,	'Ü dun wan to watch infernal affair?'
ham,	'Me not waking up until 4 in the afternoon, sup'
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ham,	'I can send you a pic if you like :)'
ham,	'Okay... I booked all already... Including the one at bugis.'
ham,	'Aight fuck it, I\'ll get it later'
ham,	'No de. But call me after some time. Ill tell you k'
ham,	'So dont use hook up any how'
ham,	'How much is blackberry bold2 in nigeria.'
ham,	'Hi where you. You in home or calicut?'
ham,	'Hey darlin.. i can pick u up at college if u tell me wen & where 2 mt.. love Pete xx'
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ham,	'Oh... I was thkin of goin yogasana at 10 den no nd to go at 3 den can rush to parco 4 nb... Okie lor, u call me when ready...'
ham,	'Y so late but i need to go n get da laptop...'
ham,	'Sir, I am waiting for your mail.'
ham,	'.Please charge my mobile when you get up in morning.'
ham,	'Nothing, i got msg frm tht unknown no..'
ham,	'Ugh fuck it I\'m resubbing to eve'
ham,	'He didn\'t see his shadow. We get an early spring yay'
ham,	'I did. One slice and one breadstick. Lol'
ham,	'Hey ! I want you ! I crave you ! I miss you ! I need you ! I love you, Ahmad Saeed al Hallaq ...'
ham,	'Is there any training tomorrow?'
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ham,	'Pass dis to all ur contacts n see wat u get! Red;i\'m in luv wid u. Blue;u put a smile on my face. Purple;u r realy hot. Pink;u r so swt. Orange;i thnk i lyk u. Green;i realy wana go out wid u. Yelow;i wnt u bck. Black;i\'m jealous of u. Brown;i miss you Nw plz giv me one color'
ham,	'Cos daddy arranging time c wat time fetch ü mah...'
ham,	'Then. You are eldest know.'
ham,	'Who\'s there say hi to our drugdealer'
ham,	'Its hard to believe things like this. All can say lie but think twice before saying anything to me.'
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ham,	'Good night my dear.. Sleepwell&amp;Take care'
ham,	'That is wondarfull song'
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ham,	'Yar lor actually we quite fast... Cos da ge slow wat... Haha...'
ham,	'Must come later.. I normally bathe him in da afternoon mah..'
ham,	'Trust me. Even if isn\'t there, its there.'
ham,	'Hey hun-onbus goin 2 meet him. He wants 2go out 4a meal but I donyt feel like it cuz have 2 get last bus home!But hes sweet latelyxxx'
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ham,	'I can take you at like noon'
ham,	'Where is it. Is there any opening for mca.'
ham,	'I\'m aight. Wat\'s happening on your side.'
ham,	'I\'m done oredi...'
ham,	'you are sweet as well, princess. Please tell me your likes and dislikes in bed...'
ham,	'How are you. Wish you a great semester'
ham,	'Moji i love you more than words. Have a rich day'
ham,	'Dude how do you like the buff wind.'
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ham,	'No i\'m not. I can\'t give you everything you want and need. You actually could do better for yourself on yor own--you\'ve got more money than i do. I can\'t get work, i can\'t get a man, i can\'t pay the rent, i can\'t even fill my fucking gas tank. yes, i\'m stressed and depressed. I didn\'t even call home for thanksgiving cuz i\'ll have to tell them i,m up to nothing.'
ham,	'S:-)kallis wont play in first two odi:-)'
ham,	'Then get some cash together and I\'ll text jason'
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ham,	'Probably, want to pick up more?'
ham,	'I\'m done...'
ham,	'Are you the cutest girl in the world or what'
ham,	'No dice, art class 6 thru 9 :( thanks though. Any idea what time I should come tomorrow?'
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ham,	'Oh Howda gud gud.. Mathe en samachara chikku:-)'
ham,	'I thk 530 lor. But dunno can get tickets a not. Wat u doing now?'
ham,	'Audrie lousy autocorrect'
ham,	'Its a site to simulate the test. It just gives you very tough questions to test your readiness.'
ham,	'Anyway seriously hit me up when you\'re back because otherwise I have to light up with armand and he always has shit and/or is vomiting'
ham,	'I fetch yun or u fetch?'
ham,	'Thank you. I like you as well...'
ham,	'Hmmm ... And imagine after you\'ve come home from that having to rub my feet, make me dinner and help me get ready for my date ! Are you sure your ready for that kind of life ?'
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ham,	'Lara said she can loan me  &lt;#&gt; .'
ham,	'Do we have any spare power supplies'
ham,	'Yar he quite clever but aft many guesses lor. He got ask me 2 bring but i thk darren not so willing 2 go. Aiya they thk leona still not attach wat.'
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ham,	'Well I wasn\'t available as I washob nobbing with last night so they had to ask Nickey Platt instead of me!;'
ham,	'It\'s that time of the week again, ryan'
ham,	'Wish u many many returns of the day.. Happy birthday vikky..'
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ham,	'I hope you know I\'m still mad at you.'
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ham,	'Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \"Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\" GOOD NIGHT'
ham,	'Sorry im getting up now, feel really bad- totally rejected that kinda me thing.'
ham,	'You do got a shitload of diamonds though'
ham,	'Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas'
ham,	'Well I\'m going to be an aunty!'
ham,	'Mine here like all fr china then so noisy.'
ham,	'Later i guess. I needa do mcat study too.'
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ham,	'Spoke with uncle john today. He strongly feels that you need to sacrifice to keep me here. He\'s going to call you. When he does, i beg you to just listen. Dont make any promises or make it clear things are not easy. And i need you to please let us work things out. As long as i keep expecting help, my creativity will be stifled so pls just keep him happy, no promises on your part.'
ham,	'If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.'
ham,	'Carlos took a while (again), we leave in a minute'
ham,	'Well done and ! luv ya all '
ham,	'Then why you came to hostel.'
ham,	'K still are you loving me.'
ham,	'But i juz remembered i gotta bathe my dog today..'
ham,	'After the drug she will be able to eat.'
ham,	'Alright took the morphine. Back in yo.'
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ham,	'So can collect ur laptop?'
ham,	'Ok. Can be later showing around 8-8:30 if you want + cld have drink before. Wld prefer not to spend money on nosh if you don\'t mind, as doing that nxt wk.'
ham,	'I will once i get home'
ham,	'Waaaat?? Lololo ok next time then!'
ham,	'The table\'s occupied, I\'m waiting by the tree'
ham,	'I surely dont forgot to come:)i will always be in touch in with you:-)'
ham,	'Hi kindly give us back our documents which we submitted for loan from STAPATI'
ham,	'I dont have i shall buy one dear'
ham,	'Oh god i am happy to see your message after 3 days'
ham,	'What year. And how many miles.'
ham,	'Hey cutie. How goes it? Here in WALES its kinda ok. There is like hills and shit but i still avent killed myself. '
ham,	'Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b\'day. My Wife did\'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish. As I entered my cabin my PA said, \'\' Happy B\'day Boss !!\'\'. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there. She said,\'\' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? \'\' \'\'OK\'\', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife, My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... \' NAKED...!'
ham,	'I think you should go the honesty road. Call the bank tomorrow. Its the tough decisions that make us great people.'
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ham,	'No. Its not specialisation. Can work but its slave labor. Will look for it this month sha cos no shakara 4 beggar.'
ham,	'Is she replying. Has boye changed his phone number'
ham,	'1) Go to write msg 2) Put on Dictionary mode 3)Cover the screen with hand, 4)Press  &lt;#&gt; . 5)Gently remove Ur hand.. Its interesting..:)'
ham,	'hi my darlin im on my way to London and we have just been smashed into by another driver! and have a big dent! im really missing u what have u been up to? xxx'
ham,	'Nothing really, just making sure everybody\'s up to speed'
ham,	'I\'m not coming home 4 dinner.'
ham,	'Thank you. And by the way, I just lost.'
ham,	'Yes.he have good crickiting mind'
ham,	'Thx. All will be well in a few months'
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ham,	'I wont. So wat\'s wit the guys'
ham,	'Yavnt tried yet and never played original either'
ham,	'Hiya, had a good day? Have you spoken to since the weekend?'
ham,	'See? I thought it all through'
ham,	'I\'m at work. Please call'
ham,	'get ready to moan and scream :)'
ham,	'Oh k :)why you got job then whats up?'
ham,	'I don,t think so. You don\'t need to be going out that late on a school night. ESPECIALLY when the one class you have is the one you missed last wednesday and probably failed a test in on friday'
ham,	'And popping &lt;#&gt; ibuprofens was no help.'
ham,	'Babe ! How goes that day ? What are you doing ? Where are you ? I sip my cappuccino and think of you, my love ... I send a kiss to you from across the sea'
ham,	'Ok.'
ham,	'PS U no ur a grown up now right?'
ham,	'Chinatown got porridge, claypot rice, yam cake, fishhead beehoon... Either we eat cheap den go cafe n tok or go nydc or somethin...'
ham,	'I know a few people I can hit up and fuck to the yes'
ham,	'Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng'
ham,	'So is there anything specific I should be doing with regards to jaklin or what because idk what the fuck'
ham,	'Oh god. I\'m gonna Google nearby cliffs now.'
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ham,	'Yup i shd haf ard 10 pages if i add figures... Ü all got how many pages?'
ham,	'Ooh, 4got, i\'m gonna start belly dancing in moseley weds 6.30 if u want 2 join me, they have a cafe too. '
ham,	'Thankyou so much for the call. I appreciate your care.'
ham,	'Congrats ! Treat pending.i am not on mail for 2 days.will mail once thru.Respect mother at home.check mails.'
ham,	'I called but no one pick up e phone. I ask both of them already they said ok.'
ham,	'Hi my email address has changed now it is '
ham,	'V-aluable. A-ffectionate. L-oveable. E-ternal. N-oble. T-ruthful. I-ntimate. N-atural. E-namous. Happy \"VALENTINES DAY\" in advance'
ham,	'Not much, just some textin\'. How bout you?'
ham,	'Bring it if you got it'
ham,	'I\'m in a movie. Call me 4 wat?'
ham,	'Not sure I have the stomach for it ...'
ham,	'Haha... can... But i\'m having dinner with my cousin...'
ham,	'A boy was late 2 home. His father: \"POWER OF FRNDSHIP\"'
ham,	'(And my man carlos is definitely coming by mu tonight, no excuses)'
ham,	'soon you will have the real thing princess! Do i make you wet? :)'
ham,	'Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.'
ham,	'Haha, my legs and neck are killing me and my amigos are hoping to end the night with a burn, think I could swing by in like an hour?'
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ham,	'Usually the body takes care of it buy making sure it doesnt progress. Can we pls continue this talk on saturday.'
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ham,	'Hmm well, night night '
ham,	'Just wanted to say holy shit you guys weren\'t kidding about this bud'
ham,	'Just gettin a bit arty with my collages at the mo, well tryin 2 ne way! Got a roast in a min lovely i shall enjoy that!'
ham,	'This is one of the days you have a billion classes, right?'
ham,	'Goodmorning, today i am late for 2hrs. Because of back pain.'
ham,	'Ok then i\'ll let him noe later n ask him call u tmr...'
ham,	'Prabha..i\'m soryda..realy..frm heart i\'m sory'
ham,	'OK i\'m waliking ard now... Do u wan me 2 buy anything go ur house?'
ham,	'* Will have two more cartons off u and is very pleased with shelves'
ham,	'Nice talking to you! please dont forget my pix :) i want to see all of you...'
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ham,	'But really quite funny lor wat... Then u shd haf run shorter distance wat...'
ham,	'I notice you like looking in the shit mirror youre turning into a right freak'
ham,	'Great. I was getting worried about you. Just know that a wonderful and caring person like you will have only the best in life. Know that u r wonderful and God\'s love is yours.'
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ham,	'I prefer my free days... Tues, wed, fri oso can... Ü ask those workin lor...'
ham,	'Alrite jod hows the revision goin? Keris bin doin a smidgin. N e way u wanna cum over after college?xx'
ham,	'If you have belive me. Come to my home.'
ham,	'Oh k.k..where did you take test?'
ham,	'Those were my exact intentions'
ham,	'haha but no money leh... Later got to go for tuition... Haha and looking for empty slots for driving lessons'
ham,	'Hey... Thk we juz go accordin to wat we discussed yest lor, except no kb on sun... Cos there\'s nt much lesson to go if we attend kb on sat...'
ham,	'K, wen ur free come to my home and also tel vikky i hav sent mail to him also.. Better come evening il be free today aftr 6pm..:-)'
ham,	'Nothing just getting msgs by dis name wit different no\'s..'
ham,	'Good Morning plz call me sir'
ham,	'What\'s your room number again? Wanna make sure I\'m knocking on the right door'
ham,	'\"Si.como no?!listened2the plaid album-quite gd&the new air1 which is hilarious-also bought?braindance?a comp.ofstuff on aphex?s ;abel,u hav2hear it!c u sn xxxx\"'
ham,	'Pls tell nelson that the bb\'s are no longer comin. The money i was expecting aint coming'
ham,	'Give her something to drink, if she takes it and doesn\'t vomit then you her temp might drop. If she unmits however let me know.'
ham,	'Think you sent the text to the home phone. That cant display texts. If you still want to send it his number is'
ham,	'Every day i use to sleep after  &lt;#&gt;  so only.'
ham,	'K I\'ll call you when I\'m close'
ham,	'U buy newspapers already?'
ham,	'Nope wif my sis lor... Aft bathing my dog then i can bathe... Looks like it\'s going 2 rain soon.'
ham,	'Boo I\'m on my way to my moms. She\'s making tortilla soup. Yummmm'
ham,	'No management puzzeles.'
ham,	'How did you find out in a way that didn\'t include all of these details'
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ham,	'will you like to be spoiled? :)'
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ham,	'I am getting threats from your sales executive Shifad as i raised complaint against him. Its an official message.'
ham,	'hope things went well at \'doctors\' ;) reminds me i still need 2go.did u c d little thing i left in the lounge?'
ham,	'Den wat will e schedule b lk on sun?'
ham,	'Lol enjoy role playing much?'
ham,	'Ok. Me watching tv too.'
ham,	'I just lov this line: \"Hurt me with the truth, I don\'t mind,i wil tolerat.bcs ur my someone..... But, Never comfort me with a lie\" gud ni8 and sweet dreams'
ham,	'Just checked out, heading out to drop off my stuff now'
ham,	'Here got lots of hair dresser fr china.'
ham,	'Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b\'day. My Wife did\'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.'
ham,	'Ill call you evening ill some ideas.'
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ham,	'Did you show him and wot did he say or could u not c him 4 dust?'
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ham,	'Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow'
ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
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ham,	'U know we watchin at lido?'
ham,	'Life spend with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless but a few moments spent with someone who really love you means more than life itself..'
ham,	'Haha awesome, I\'ve been to 4u a couple times. Who all\'s coming?'
ham,	'Cold. Dont be sad dear'
ham,	'Think I could stop by in like an hour or so? My roommate\'s looking to stock up for a trip'
ham,	'Is that on the telly? No its Brdget Jones!'
ham,	'Love you aathi..love u lot..'
ham,	'Hello! How r u? Im bored. Inever thought id get bored with the tv but I am. Tell me something exciting has happened there? Anything! =/'
ham,	'Hmm...Bad news...Hype park plaza $700 studio taken...Only left 2 bedrm-$900...'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later in meeting'
ham,	'R ü comin back for dinner?'
ham,	'I hav almost reached. Call, i m unable to connect u.'
ham,	'Whom you waited for yesterday'
ham,	'I reach home safe n sound liao...'
ham,	'Velly good, yes please!'
ham,	'Hi, wkend ok but journey terrible. Wk not good as have huge back log of marking to do'
ham,	'I have had two more letters from . I will copy them for you cos one has a message for you. Speak soon'
ham,	'Alex knows a guy who sells mids but he\'s down in south tampa and I don\'t think I could set it up before like 8'
ham,	'Dont you have message offer'
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ham,	'HEY THERE BABE, HOW U DOIN? WOT U UP 2 2NITE LOVE ANNIE X.'
ham,	'Remind me how to get there and I shall do so'
ham,	':-( that\'s not v romantic!'
ham,	'Hello. Damn this christmas thing. I think i have decided to keep this mp3 that doesnt work.'
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ham,	'HI DARLIN IM MISSIN U HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHEN ARE U BACK AND WHAT TIME IF U CAN GIVE ME A CALL AT HOME. JESS XX'
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ham,	'Draw va?i dont think so:)'
ham,	'Dont pick up d call when something important is There to tell. Hrishi'
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ham,	'Nothin comes to my mind. Ü help me buy hanger lor. Ur laptop not heavy?'
ham,	'&lt;#&gt; , that\'s all? Guess that\'s easy enough'
ham,	'We can make a baby in yo tho'
ham,	'Should I tell my friend not to come round til like  &lt;#&gt; ish?'
ham,	'Friendship poem: Dear O Dear U R Not Near But I Can Hear Dont Get Fear Live With Cheer No More Tear U R Always my Dear. Gud ni8'
ham,	'Still in the area of the restaurant. Ill try to come back soon'
ham,	'Aight that\'ll work, thanks'
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ham,	'So what do you guys do.'
ham,	'Also that chat was awesome but don\'t make it regular unless you can see her in person'
ham,	'That\'s significant but dont worry.'
ham,	'That\'s cause your old. I live to be high.'
ham,	'Waqt se pehle or naseeb se zyada kisi ko kuch nahi milta,Zindgi wo nahi he jo hum sochte hai Zindgi wo hai jo ham jeetey hai..........'
ham,	'On the way to office da..'
ham,	'In which place do you want da.'
ham,	'This pain couldn\'t have come at a worse time.'
ham,	'Ok...'
ham,	'Should I be stalking u?'
ham,	'Sorry dude. Dont know how i forgot. Even after Dan reminded me. Sorry. Hope you guys had fun.'
ham,	'Ok lor.'
ham,	'Apps class varaya elaya.'
ham,	'The Xmas story is peace.. The Xmas msg is love.. The Xmas miracle is jesus.. Hav a blessed month ahead &amp; wish U Merry Xmas...'
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ham,	'That day you asked about anand number. Why:-)'
ham,	'Am surfing online store. For offers do you want to buy any thing.'
ham,	'Long beach lor. Expected... U having dinner now?'
ham,	'At home by the way'
ham,	'We are both fine. Thanks'
ham,	'What happen to her tell the truth'
ham,	'Do you like Italian food?'
ham,	'Which is weird because I know I had it at one point'
ham,	'\"Aww you must be nearly dead!Well Jez isComing over toDo some workAnd that whillTake forever!\"'
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ham,	'Alright, see you in a bit'
ham,	'Cheers for the message Zogtorius. I?ve been staring at my phone for an age deciding whether to text or not.'
ham,	'I will take care of financial problem.i will help:)'
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ham,	'1) Go to write msg 2) Put on Dictionary mode 3)Cover the screen with hand, 4)Press  &lt;#&gt; . 5)Gently remove Ur hand.. Its interesting..:)'
ham,	'Okie...'
ham,	'Hi this is yijue, can i meet u at 11 tmr?'
ham,	'Its posible dnt live in  &lt;#&gt; century cm frwd n thnk different'
ham,	'But i dint slept in afternoon.'
ham,	'That seems unnecessarily affectionate'
ham,	'Yar else i\'ll thk of all sorts of funny things.'
ham,	'You will be in the place of that man'
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ham,	'Hello, my love ! How went your day ? Are you alright ? I think of you, my sweet and send a jolt to your heart to remind you ... I LOVE YOU! Can you hear it ? I screamed it across the sea for all the world to hear. Ahmad al Hallaq is loved ! and owned ! *possessive passionate kiss*'
ham,	'No..he joined today itself.'
ham,	'Okay same with me. Well thanks for the clarification'
ham,	'I\'ll talk to the others and probably just come early tomorrow then'
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ham,	'Had the money issue weigh me down but thanks to you, I can breathe easier now. I.ll make sure you dont regret it. Thanks.'
ham,	'Hi. I\'m sorry i missed your call. Can you pls call back.'
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ham,	'Ok then no need to tell me anything i am going to sleep good night'
ham,	'Ok try to do week end course in coimbatore.'
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ham,	'V nice! Off 2 sheffield tom 2 air my opinions on categories 2 b used 2 measure ethnicity in next census. Busy transcribing. :-)'
ham,	'If you r @ home then come down within 5 min'
ham,	'A Boy loved a gal. He propsd bt she didnt mind. He gv lv lttrs, Bt her frnds threw thm. Again d boy decided 2 aproach d gal , dt time a truck was speeding towards d gal. Wn it was about 2 hit d girl,d boy ran like hell n saved her. She asked \'hw cn u run so fast?\' D boy replied \"Boost is d secret of my energy\" n instantly d girl shouted \"our energy\" n Thy lived happily 2gthr drinking boost evrydy Moral of d story:- I hv free msgs:D;): gud ni8'
ham,	'That day ü say ü cut ur hair at paragon, is it called hair sense? Do ü noe how much is a hair cut? '
ham,	'Hmm, too many of them unfortunately... Pics obviously arent hot cakes. Its kinda fun tho'
ham,	'Watching tv lor... Y she so funny we bluff her 4 wat. Izzit because she thk it\'s impossible between us?'
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ham,	'Dunno lei he neva say...'
ham,	'Thanx 4 2day! U r a goodmate I THINK UR RITE SARY! ASUSUAL!1 U CHEERED ME UP! LOVE U FRANYxxxxx'
ham,	'I\'m on my way home. Went to change batt 4 my watch then go shop a bit lor.'
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ham,	'If i let you do this, i want you in the house by 8am.'
ham,	'Best line said in Love: . \"I will wait till the day I can forget u Or The day u realize that u cannot forget me.\"... Gn'
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ham,	'No message..no responce..what happend?'
ham,	'Also where\'s the piece'
ham,	'wiskey Brandy Rum Gin Beer Vodka Scotch Shampain Wine \"KUDI\"yarasu dhina vaazhthukkal. ..'
ham,	'Boo. How\'s things? I\'m back at home and a little bored already :-('
ham,	'First has she gained more than  &lt;#&gt; kg since she took in. Second has she done the blood sugar tests. If she has and its ok and her blood pressure is within normal limits then no worries'
ham,	'PICK UR FONE UP NOW U DUMB?'
ham,	'Thanks da thangam, i feel very very happy dear. I also miss you da.'
ham,	'Okey doke. I\'m at home, but not dressed cos laying around ill! Speak to you later bout times and stuff. '
ham,	'I don\'t run away frm u... I walk slowly &amp; it kills me that u don\'t care enough to stop me...'
ham,	'Babe, I\'m back ... Come back to me ...'
ham,	'Well you told others you\'d marry them...'
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ham,	'Oh... Kay... On sat right?'
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ham,	'Oh oh... Wasted... Den muz chiong on sat n sun liao...'
ham,	'Jesus christ bitch I\'m trying to give you drugs answer your fucking phone'
ham,	'Please give it 2  or i will pick it up on Tuesday evening about 8 if that is ok.'
ham,	'I\'m meeting Darren...'
ham,	'One of best dialogue in cute reltnship..!! \"Wen i Die, Dont Come Near My Body..!! Bcoz My Hands May Not Come 2 Wipe Ur Tears Off That Time..!Gud ni8'
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ham,	'Dear where you will be when i reach there'
ham,	'Aww that\'s the first time u said u missed me without asking if I missed u first. You DO love me! :)'
ham,	'Ok... Thanx... Gd nite 2 ü too...'
ham,	'Come to me right now, Ahmad'
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ham,	'Lol please do. Actually send a pic of yourself right now. I wanna see. Pose with a comb and hair dryer or something.'
ham,	'O was not into fps then.'
ham,	'Huh means computational science... Y they like dat one push here n there...'
ham,	'Could you not read me, my Love ? I answered you'
ham,	'Oh... Lk tt den we take e one tt ends at cine lor... Dun wan yogasana oso can... '
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ham,	'Oic... Then better quickly go bathe n settle down...'
ham,	'Err... Cud do. I\'m going to  at 8pm. I haven\'t got a way to contact him until then.'
ham,	'A bloo bloo bloo I\'ll miss the first bowl'
ham,	'Lmao but its so fun...'
ham,	'Oh k k:)but he is not a big hitter.anyway good'
ham,	'Hey!!! I almost forgot ... Happy B-day babe ! I love ya!!'
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ham,	'Do you think i can move  &lt;#&gt;  in a week'
ham,	'She.s find. I sent you an offline message to know how anjola\'s now.'
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ham,	'How was txting and driving'
ham,	'That\'s good. Lets thank God. Please complete the drug. Have lots of water. And have a beautiful day.'
ham,	'Really dun bluff me leh... U sleep early too. Nite...'
ham,	'Indians r poor but India is not a poor country. Says one of the swiss bank directors. He says that \" &lt;#&gt;  lac crore\" of Indian money is deposited in swiss banks which can be used for \'taxless\' budget for  &lt;#&gt;  yrs. Can give  &lt;#&gt;  crore jobs to all Indians. From any village to Delhi 4 lane roads. Forever free power suply to more than  &lt;#&gt;  social projects. Every citizen can get monthly  &lt;#&gt; /- for  &lt;#&gt;  yrs. No need of World Bank &amp; IMF loan. Think how our money is blocked by rich politicians. We have full rights against corrupt politicians. Itna forward karo ki pura INDIA padhe.g.m.\"'
ham,	'Uncle boye. I need movies oh. Guide me. Plus you know torrents are not particularly legal here. And the system is slowing down. What should i do. Have a gr8 day. Plus have you started cos i dont meet you online. How was the honey moon.'
ham,	'Oh ya ya. I remember da. .'
ham,	'Btw regarding that we should really try to see if anyone else can be our 4th guy before we commit to a random dude'
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ham,	'I not busy juz dun wan 2 go so early.. Hee.. '
ham,	'Rightio. 11.48 it is then. Well arent we all up bright and early this morning.'
ham,	'Great. I\'m in church now, will holla when i get out'
ham,	'Back in brum! Thanks for putting us up and keeping us all and happy. See you soon '
ham,	'I donno if they are scorable'
ham,	'&lt;#&gt;  great loxahatchee xmas tree burning update: you can totally see stars here'
ham,	'Yes but i dont care! I need you bad, princess!'
ham,	'The guy (kadeem) hasn\'t been selling since the break, I know one other guy but he\'s paranoid as fuck and doesn\'t like selling without me there and I can\'t be up there til late tonight'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'Tmr then ü brin lar... Aiya later i come n c lar... Mayb ü neva set properly ü got da help sheet wif ü...'
ham,	'Do u knw dis no. &lt;#&gt; ?'
ham,	'Then she dun believe wat?'
ham,	'K..give back my thanks.'
ham,	'I know complain num only..bettr directly go to bsnl offc nd apply for it..'
ham,	'Okay. I\'ve seen it. So i should pick it on friday?'
ham,	'How much she payed. Suganya.'
ham,	'Left dessert. U wan me 2 go suntec look 4 u?'
ham,	'Abeg, make profit. But its a start. Are you using it to get sponsors for the next event?'
ham,	'Onum ela pa. Normal than.'
ham,	'K.k..how is your sister kids?'
ham,	'Cool, I\'ll text you when I\'m on the way'
ham,	'Nope. Meanwhile she talk say make i greet you.'
ham,	'i cant talk to you now.i will call when i can.dont keep calling.'
ham,	'Anything lar...'
ham,	'Rose needs water, season needs change, poet needs imagination..My phone needs ur sms and i need ur lovely frndship forever....'
ham,	'Good afternoon, babe. How goes that day ? Any job prospects yet ? I miss you, my love ... *sighs* ... :-('
ham,	'They will pick up and drop in car.so no problem..'
ham,	'S.i think he is waste for rr..'
ham,	'He is world famamus....'
ham,	'Is there coming friday is leave for pongal?do you get any news from your work place.'
ham,	'Lol well don\'t do it without me. We could have a big sale together.'
ham,	'* Am on my way'
ham,	'Eat at old airport road... But now 630 oredi... Got a lot of pple...'
ham,	'sry can\'t talk on phone, with parents'
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ham,	'Ok lor wat time ü finish?'
ham,	'Princess, i like to make love  &lt;#&gt;  times per night. Hope thats not a problem!'
ham,	'Mm i am on the way to railway'
ham,	'i dnt wnt to tlk wid u'
ham,	'I\'m done. I\'m sorry. I hope your next space gives you everything you want. Remember all the furniture is yours. If i\'m not around when you move it, just lock all the locks and leave the key with jenne.'
ham,	'Not yet. Just i\'d like to keep in touch and it will be the easiest way to do that from barcelona. By the way how ru and how is the house?'
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ham,	'K.:)do it at evening da:)urgent:)'
ham,	'Pansy! You\'ve been living in a jungle for two years! Its my driving you should be more worried about!'
ham,	'Mm have some kanji dont eat anything heavy ok'
ham,	'Only if you promise your getting out as SOON as you can. And you\'ll text me in the morning to let me know you made it in ok.'
ham,	'Lol that\'s different. I don\'t go trying to find every real life photo you ever took.'
ham,	'I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us'
ham,	'K ill drink.pa then what doing. I need srs model pls send it to my mail id pa.'
ham,	'Aiyah e rain like quite big leh. If drizzling i can at least run home.'
ham,	'I have 2 docs appointments next week.:/ I\'m tired of them shoving stuff up me. Ugh why couldn\'t I have had a normal body?'
ham,	'Dun b sad.. It\'s over.. Dun thk abt it already. Concentrate on ur other papers k.'
ham,	'Greetings me, ! Consider yourself excused.'
ham,	'No drama Pls.i have had enough from you and family while i am struggling in the hot sun in a strange place.No reason why there should be an ego of not going \'IF NOT INVITED\' when actually its necessity to go.wait for very serious reppurcussions.'
ham,	'they released another Italian one today and it has a cosign option'
ham,	'You at mu? You should try to figure out how much money everyone has for gas and alcohol, jay and I are trying to figure out our weed budget'
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ham,	'Dai what this da.. Can i send my resume to this id.'
ham,	'I know where the  &lt;#&gt;  is, I\'ll be there around 5'
ham,	'Yup i\'ve finished c ü there...'
ham,	'Remember to ask alex about his pizza'
ham,	'No da..today also i forgot..'
ham,	'Ola would get back to you maybe not today but I ve told him you can be his direct link in the US in getting cars he bids for online, you arrange shipping and you get a cut. Or U????? For a partnership where U????? Invest money for shipping and he takes care of the rest!U??Wud b self reliant soon dnt worry'
ham,	'Fwiw the reason I\'m only around when it\'s time to smoke is that because of gas I can only afford to be around when someone tells me to be and that apparently only happens when somebody wants to light up'
ham,	'Hello, my boytoy! I made it home and my constant thought is of you, my love. I hope your having a nice visit but I can\'t wait till you come home to me ...*kiss*'
ham,	'Congrats kano..whr s the treat maga?'
ham,	'Who u talking about?'
ham,	'Yup...'
ham,	'Ok...'
ham,	'U wake up already? Wat u doing? U picking us up later rite? I\'m taking sq825, reaching ard 7 smth 8 like dat. U can check e arrival time. C ya soon...'
ham,	'Yunny i\'m walking in citylink now ü faster come down... Me very hungry...'
ham,	'Er yep sure. Props?'
ham,	'Hiya , have u been paying money into my account? If so, thanks. Got a pleasant surprise when i checked my balance -u c, i don\'t get statements 4 that acc'
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ham,	'Ok ill send you with in  &lt;DECIMAL&gt;  ok.'
ham,	'Bognor it is! Should be splendid at this time of year.'
ham,	'Yes.i\'m in office da:)'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'Joy\'s father is John. Then John is the NAME of Joy\'s father. Mandan'
ham,	'Ok. I only ask abt e movie. U wan ktv oso?'
ham,	'Misplaced your number and was sending texts to your old number. Wondering why i\'ve not heard from you this year. All the best in your mcat. Got this number from my atlanta friends'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'Dunno lei... I might b eatin wif my frens... If ü wan to eat then i wait 4 ü lar'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
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ham,	'Do u noe how 2 send files between 2 computers?'
ham,	'Mmmmm ... I loved waking to your words this morning ! I miss you too, my Love. I hope your day goes well and you are happy. I wait for us to be together again'
ham,	'jay says he\'ll put in  &lt;#&gt;'
ham,	'Can you just come in for a sec? There\'s somebody here I want you to see'
ham,	'So the sun is anti sleep medicine.'
ham,	'What\'s happening with you. Have you gotten a job and have you begun registration for permanent residency'
ham,	'Yup ok...'
ham,	'Glad it went well :) come over at 11 then we\'ll have plenty of time before claire goes to work.'
ham,	'Ok enjoy . R u there in home.'
ham,	'Can you pls pls send me a mail on all you know about relatives coming to deliver here? All you know about costs, risks, benefits and anything else. Thanks.'
ham,	'You do what all you like'
ham,	'That\'s y we haf to combine n c how lor...'
ham,	'The monthly amount is not that terrible and you will not pay anything till 6months after finishing school.'
ham,	'Hmmm:)how many players selected?'
ham,	'They said if its gonna snow, it will start around 8 or 9 pm tonite! They are predicting an inch of accumulation.'
ham,	'I dont. Can you send it to me. Plus how\'s mode.'
ham,	'Aiyo please ü got time meh.'
ham,	'Package all your programs well'
ham,	'She is our sister.. She belongs 2 our family.. She is d hope of tomorrow.. Pray 4 her,who was fated 4 d Shoranur train incident. Lets hold our hands together &amp; fuelled by love &amp; concern prior 2 her grief &amp; pain. Pls join in dis chain &amp; pass it. STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN.'
ham,	'So are you guys asking that i get that slippers again or its gone with last year'
ham,	'Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:)'
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ham,	'Honestly i\'ve just made a lovely cup of tea and promptly dropped my keys in it and then burnt my fingers getting them out!'
ham,	'Yup but not studying surfing lor. I\'m in e lazy mode today.'
ham,	'Please sen :)my kind advice :-)please come here and try:-)'
ham,	'I\'m done. C ü there.'
ham,	'Oh fine, I\'ll be by tonight'
ham,	'Ü give me some time to walk there.'
ham,	'I\'ll reach in ard 20 mins ok...'
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ham,	'Fuck babe ... What happened to you ? How come you never came back?'
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ham,	'Some friends want me to drive em someplace, probably take a while'
ham,	'I also thk too fast... Xy suggest one not me. U dun wan it\'s ok. Going 2 rain leh where got gd.'
ham,	'Are you still getting the goods.'
ham,	'And maybe some pressies'
ham,	'Yeah I am, so I\'ll leave maybe 7ish?'
ham,	'K..k..i\'m also fine:)when will you complete the course?'
ham,	'Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... \''
ham,	'I told her I had a Dr appt next week. She thinks I\'m gonna die. I told her its just a check. Nothing to be worried about. But she didn\'t listen.'
ham,	'You in your room? I need a few'
ham,	'I dont want to hear anything'
ham,	'Hey. For me there is no leave on friday. Wait i will ask my superior and tell you..'
ham,	'Ultimately tor motive tui achieve korli.'
ham,	'From 5 to 2 only my work timing.'
ham,	'… and don‘t worry we‘ll have finished by march … ish!'
ham,	'The house is on the water with a dock, a boat rolled up with a newscaster who dabbles in jazz flute behind the wheel'
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ham,	'Now thats going to ruin your thesis!'
ham,	'In sch but neva mind u eat 1st lor..'
ham,	'Hey whats up? U sleeping all morning?'
ham,	'Erm. I thought the contract ran out the4th of october.'
ham,	'I dunno until when... Lets go learn pilates...'
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ham,	'Goodmorning, today i am late for 1hr.'
ham,	'Hi happy birthday. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi'
ham,	'I will be outside office take all from there'
ham,	'If you don\'t respond imma assume you\'re still asleep and imma start calling n shit'
ham,	'Aight, see you in a bit'
ham,	'My superior telling that friday is leave for all other department except ours:)so it will be leave for you:)any way call waheed fathima hr and conform it:)'
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ham,	'Lol I have to take it. member how I said my aunt flow didn\'t visit for 6 months? It\'s cause I developed ovarian cysts. Bc is the only way to shrink them.'
ham,	'Still work going on:)it is very small house.'
ham,	'My friend just got here and says he\'s upping his order by a few grams (he\'s got $ &lt;#&gt; ), when can you get here?'
ham,	'Tmr timin still da same wat cos i got lesson until 6...'
ham,	'That‘s the thing with apes, u can fight to the death to keep something, but the minute they have it when u let go, thats it!'
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ham,	'No i\'m not gonna be able to. || too late notice. || i\'ll be home in a few weeks anyway. || what are the plans'
ham,	'Got fujitsu, ibm, hp, toshiba... Got a lot of model how to say...'
ham,	'Okie... Thanx...'
ham,	'Gosh that , what a pain. Spose I better come then.'
ham,	'As usual..iam fine, happy &amp; doing well..:)'
ham,	'Okie'
ham,	'So when you gonna get rimac access '
ham,	'\"Im at arestaurant eating squid! i will be out about 10:30 wanna dosomething or is that to late?\"'
ham,	'You call times job today ok umma and ask them to speed up'
ham,	'\"HELLO U.CALL WEN U FINISH WRK.I FANCY MEETIN UP WIV U ALL TONITE AS I NEED A BREAK FROM DABOOKS. DID 4 HRS LAST NITE+2 TODAY OF WRK!\"'
ham,	'R U &SAM P IN EACHOTHER. IF WE MEET WE CAN GO 2 MY HOUSE'
ham,	':-) yeah! Lol. Luckily i didn\'t have a starring role like you!'
ham,	'Hello madam how are you ?'
ham,	'Awesome, text me when you\'re restocked'
ham,	'As usual..iam fine, happy &amp; doing well..:)'
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ham,	'Yes. It\'s all innocent fun. O:-)'
ham,	'Thanks for sending this mental ability question..'
ham,	'Sir, hope your day is going smoothly. i really hoped i wont have to bother you about this. I have some bills that i can\'t settle this month. I am out of all extra cash. I know this is a challenging time for you also but i have to let you know.'
ham,	'2marrow only. Wed at  &lt;#&gt;  to 2 aha.'
ham,	'I went to ur hon lab but no one is there.'
ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
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ham,	'How come?'
ham,	'Lol! Nah wasn\'t too bad thanks. Its good to b home but its been quite a reality check. Hows ur day been? Did u do anything with website?'
ham,	'Ok lor...'
ham,	'I\'m coming home 4 dinner.'
ham,	'S da..al r above  &lt;#&gt;'
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ham,	'Unni thank you dear for the recharge..Rakhesh'
ham,	'I know I\'m lacking on most of this particular dramastorm\'s details but for the most part I\'m not worried about that'
ham,	'Haha... They cant what... At the most tmr forfeit... haha so how?'
ham,	'Hey there! Glad u r better now. I hear u treated urself to a digi cam, is it good? We r off at 9pm. Have a fab new year, c u in coupla wks!'
ham,	'No way I\'m going back there!'
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ham,	'I WILL CAL YOU SIR. In meeting'
ham,	'That\'s what I love to hear :V see you sundayish, then'
ham,	'Sorry da thangam, very very sorry i am held up with prasad.'
ham,	'Tiwary to rcb.battle between bang and kochi.'
ham,	'Thank god they are in bed!'
ham,	'No I don\'t have cancer. Moms making a big deal out of a regular checkup aka pap smear'
ham,	'Am in gobi arts college'
ham,	'Why she wants to talk to me'
ham,	'Pandy joined 4w technologies today.he got job..'
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ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
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ham,	'Hi, can i please get a  &lt;#&gt;  dollar loan from you. I.ll pay you back by mid february. Pls.'
ham,	'You might want to pull out more just in case and just plan on not spending it if you can, I don\'t have much confidence in derek and taylor\'s money management'
ham,	'Do you like shaking your booty on the dance floor?'
ham,	'Text me when you get off, don\'t call, my phones having problems'
ham,	'No need for the drug anymore.'
ham,	'Sorry da:)i was thought of calling you lot of times:)lil busy.i will call you at noon..'
ham,	'Its sarcasm.. .nt scarcasim'
ham,	'Great! I have to run now so ttyl!'
ham,	'Feel like trying kadeem again? :V'
ham,	'Dai  &lt;#&gt;  naal eruku.'
ham,	'Not yet chikku..wat abt u?'
ham,	'Ok...'
ham,	'Want to finally have lunch today?'
ham,	'Do you know when dad will be back?'
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ham,	'He remains a bro amongst bros'
ham,	'R u meeting da ge at nite tmr?'
ham,	'* Was a nice day and, impressively, i was sensible, went home early and now feel fine. Or am i just boring?! When\'s yours, i can\'t remember.'
ham,	'Why de. You looking good only:-)..'
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ham,	'Yes. They replied my mail. I\'m going to the management office later. Plus will in to bank later also.or on wednesday.'
ham,	'That\'s cool, I\'ll come by like  &lt;#&gt; ish'
ham,	'Super msg da:)nalla timing.'
ham,	'Good afternoon, my boytoy ... How are you feeling today ? Better I hope? Are you being my good boy? Are you my obedient, slave? Do you please your Queen?'
ham,	'I am 6 ft. We will be a good combination!'
ham,	'I\'m sick !! I\'m needy !! I want you !! *pouts* *stomps feet* Where are you ?! *pouts* *stomps feet* I want my slave !! I want him now !!'
ham,	'* Am on a train back from northampton so i\'m afraid not!'
ham,	'Where in abj are you serving. Are you staying with dad or alone.'
ham,	'Was playng 9 doors game and gt racing on phone lol'
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ham,	'I\'m on da bus going home...'
ham,	'I got a call from a landline number. . . I am asked to come to anna nagar . . . I will go in the afternoon'
ham,	'I\'m okay. Chasing the dream. What\'s good. What are you doing next.'
ham,	'Yupz... I\'ve oredi booked slots 4 my weekends liao... '
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ham,	'There r many model..sony ericson also der.. &lt;#&gt; ..it luks good bt i forgot modl no'
ham,	'Okie'
ham,	'Yes I know the cheesy songs from frosty the snowman :)'
ham,	'Ya ok, vikky vl c witin  &lt;#&gt; mins and il reply u..'
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ham,	'All these nice new shirts and the only thing I can wear them to is nudist themed ;_; you in mu?'
ham,	'Hey sexy buns! What of that day? No word from you this morning on YM ... :-( ... I think of you'
ham,	'And whenever you and i see we can still hook up too.'
ham,	'Nope but i\'m going home now then go pump petrol lor... Like going 2 rain soon...'
ham,	'Can you use foreign stamps for whatever you send them off for? '
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ham,	'Oh baby of the house. How come you dont have any new pictures on facebook'
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ham,	'Hiya, sorry didn\'t hav signal. I haven\'t seen or heard from and neither has, which is unusual in itself! I\'ll put on the case and get him to sort it out! Hugs and snogs.'
ham,	'Omw back to tampa from west palm, you hear what happened?'
ham,	'Yup no more already... Thanx 4 printing n handing it up.'
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ham,	'What i mean is do they come chase you out when its over or is it stated you can watch as many movies as you want.'
ham,	'S now only i took tablets . Reaction morning only.'
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ham,	'Nah, I\'m a perpetual DD'
ham,	'Sorry de i went to shop.'
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ham,	'Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.'
ham,	'Hey you still want to go for yogasana? Coz if we end at cine then can go bathe and hav the steam bath'
ham,	'Nope i\'m not drivin... I neva develop da photos lei...'
ham,	'I am thinking of going down to reg for pract lessons.. Flung my advance.. Haha wat time u going?'
ham,	'Cool. I am  &lt;#&gt;  inches long. hope you like them big!'
ham,	'House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  &lt;#&gt; th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?'
ham,	'Okie.. Thanx..'
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ham,	'Go where n buy? Juz buy when we get there lar.'
ham,	'Ok lor...'
ham,	'I\'m working technical support :)voice process.'
ham,	'It\'s justbeen overa week since we broke up and already our brains are going to mush!'
ham,	'Tunde, how are you doing. This is just wishing you a great day. Abiola.'
ham,	'Nope... C ü then...'
ham,	'No. But we\'ll do medical missions to nigeria'
ham,	'No i am not having not any movies in my laptop'
ham,	'Whatsup there. Dont u want to sleep'
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ham,	'I havent lei.. Next mon can?'
ham,	'Mm feeling sleepy. today itself i shall get that dear'
ham,	'How dare you stupid. I wont tell anything to you. Hear after i wont talk to you:-.'
ham,	'Do ü noe if ben is going?'
ham,	'Can you do a mag meeting this avo at some point?'
ham,	'I meant middle left or right?'
ham,	'Really? I crashed out cuddled on my sofa.'
ham,	'Hi Chachi tried calling u now unable to reach u .. Pl give me a missed cal once u c tiz msg  Kanagu'
ham,	'I sent you the prices and do you mean the  &lt;#&gt; g,'
ham,	'Are you this much buzy'
ham,	'Nothing. Can...'
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ham,	'No * am working on the ringing u thing but have whole houseful of screaming brats so * am pulling my hair out! Loving u'
ham,	'But my family not responding for anything. Now am in room not went to home for diwali but no one called me and why not coming. It makes me feel like died.'
ham,	'Tick, tick, tick ... Babe'
ham,	'R ü going 4 today\'s meeting?'
ham,	'K da:)how many page you want?'
ham,	'Ya had just now.onion roast.'
ham,	'Send his number and give reply tomorrow morning for why you said that to him like that ok'
ham,	'You said not now. No problem. When you can. Let me know.'
ham,	'Ok but tell me half an hr b4 u come i need 2 prepare.'
ham,	'Play w computer? Aiyah i tok 2 u lor?'
ham,	'Sat right? Okay thanks... '
ham,	'Derp. Which is worse, a dude who always wants to party or a dude who files a complaint about the three drug abusers he lives with'
ham,	'Ok Chinese food on its way. When I get fat you\'re paying for my lipo.'
ham,	'We r outside already.'
ham,	'Have a good trip. Watch out for . Remember when you get back we must decide about easter.'
ham,	'Yo we are watching a movie on netflix'
ham,	'What time. I‘m out until prob 3 or so'
ham,	'Can meh? Thgt some will clash... Really ah, i dun mind... I dun seen to have lost any weight... Gee...'
ham,	'I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us'
ham,	'I am not sure about night menu. . . I know only about noon menu'
ham,	'ARR birthday today:) i wish him to get more oscar.'
ham,	'Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU &amp; I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people &amp; u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...'
ham,	'Open rebtel with firefox. When it loads just put plus sign in the user name place, and it will show you two numbers. The lower number is my number. Once you pick that number the pin will display okay!'
ham,	' and  picking them up from various points'
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ham,	'Wow v v impressed. Have funs shopping!'
ham,	'I am on the way to ur home'
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ham,	'No problem. Talk to you later'
ham,	'Then ur sis how?'
ham,	'Still in customer place'
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ham,	'Dude u knw also telugu..thts gud..k, gud nyt..'
ham,	'We confirm eating at esplanade?'
ham,	'Send me your id and password'
ham,	'Kind of. Took it to garage. Centre part of exhaust needs replacing. Part ordered n taking it to be fixed tomo morning.'
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ham,	'Well I might not come then...'
ham,	'Long after I quit. I get on only like 5 minutes a day as it is.'
ham,	'Then its most likely called Mittelschmertz. Google it. If you dont have paracetamol dont worry it will go.'
ham,	'Well at this right I\'m gonna have to get up and check today\'s steam sales/pee so text me when you want me to come get you'
ham,	'Just arrived, see you in a couple days &lt;3'
ham,	'K, wat s tht incident?'
ham,	'Yeah get the unlimited'
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ham,	'Forgot it takes me 3 years to shower, sorry. Where you at/your phone dead yet?'
ham,	'Ü got wat to buy tell us then ü no need to come in again.'
ham,	'When you are big..| God will bring success.'
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ham,	'… we r stayin here an extra week, back next wed. How did we do in the rugby this weekend? Hi to and and , c u soon \"'
ham,	'Well there\'s still a bit left if you guys want to tonight'
ham,	'Not from this campus. Are you in the library?'
ham,	'The affidavit says  &lt;#&gt;  E Twiggs St, division g, courtroom  &lt;#&gt; , &lt;TIME&gt;  AM. I\'ll double check and text you again tomorrow'
ham,	'How will I creep on you now? ;_;'
ham,	'Tell your friends what you plan to do on Valentines day @ &lt;URL&gt;'
ham,	'If I get there before you after your ten billion calls and texts so help me god'
ham,	'Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu'
ham,	'I\'ve told him that i\'ve returned it. That should i re order it.'
ham,	'House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  &lt;#&gt; th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..'
ham,	'Depends on where u going lor.'
ham,	'And smile for me right now as you go and the world will wonder what you are smiling about and think your crazy and keep away from you ... *grins*'
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ham,	'Lil fever:) now fine:)'
ham,	'I think it\'s all still in my car'
ham,	'Can a not?'
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ham,	'Yes princess! I want to catch you with my big strong hands...'
ham,	'Oh yeah I forgot. U can only take 2 out shopping at once.'
ham,	'Mm so you asked me not to call radio'
ham,	'Thinkin about someone is all good. No drugs for that'
ham,	'Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU &amp; I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people &amp; u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...'
ham,	'Enjoy the showers of possessiveness poured on u by ur loved ones, bcoz in this world of lies, it is a golden gift to be loved truly..'
ham,	'Alright if you\'re sure, let me know when you\'re leaving'
ham,	'Some are lasting as much as 2 hours. You might get lucky.'
ham,	'Genius what\'s up. How your brother. Pls send his number to my skype.'
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ham,	'Thk some of em find wtc too far... Weiyi not goin... E rest i dunno yet... R ur goin 4 dinner den i might b able to join...'
ham,	'Don\'t forget who owns you and who\'s private property you are ... And be my good boy always .. *passionate kiss*'
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ham,	'Oh god..taken the teeth?is it paining'
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ham,	'Then u ask darren go n pick u lor... But i oso sian tmr haf 2 meet lect...'
ham,	'No need to buy lunch for me.. I eat maggi mee..'
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ham,	'Ok lor...'
ham,	'Oh right, ok. I\'ll make sure that i do loads of work during the day!  got a really nasty cough today and is dry n shot so that should really help it!'
ham,	'Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly'
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ham,	'Howz that persons story'
ham,	'Thanx 4 sending me home...'
ham,	'Its normally hot mail. Com you see!'
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ham,	'U sick still can go shopping?'
ham,	'Ya they are well and fine., BBD(pooja) full pimples..even she become quite black..and ur rite here its too cold, wearing sweatter..'
ham,	'Nice.nice.how is it working?'
ham,	'1\'s reach home call me.'
ham,	'Were trying to find a Chinese food place around here'
ham,	'Easy mate, * guess the quick drink was bit ambitious.'
ham,	'BABE !!! I miiiiiiissssssssss you ! I need you !!! I crave you !!! :-( ... Geeee ... I\'m so sad without you babe ... I love you ...'
ham,	'Ok thanx...'
ham,	'aathi..where are you dear..'
ham,	'Tunji, how\'s the queen? how are you doing. This is just wishing you a great day. Abiola.'
ham,	'Today iZ Yellow rose day. If u love my frndship give me 1 misscall &amp; send this to ur frndZ &amp; See how many miss calls u get. If u get 6missed U marry ur Lover.'
ham,	'Will be out of class in a few hours. Sorry'
ham,	'Wat time u finish ur lect today?'
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ham,	'She\'s fine. Good to hear from you. How are you my dear? Happy new year oh.'
ham,	'Are you going to wipro interview today?'
ham,	'how tall are you princess?'
ham,	'I doubt you could handle 5 times per night in any case...'
ham,	'Haha... Hope ü can hear the receipt sound... Gd luck!'
ham,	'Your gonna be the death if me. I\'m gonna leave a note that says its all robs fault. Avenge me.'
ham,	'Japanese Proverb: If one Can do it, U too Can do it, If none Can do it,U must do it Indian version: If one Can do it, LET HIM DO it.. If none Can do it,LEAVE it!! And finally Kerala version: If one can do it, Stop him doing it.. If none can do it, Make a strike against it ...'
ham,	'Today i\'m not workin but not free oso... Gee... Thgt u workin at ur fren\'s shop ? '
ham,	'In life when you face choices Just toss a coin not becoz its settle the question But while the coin in the air U will know what your heart is hoping for. Gudni8'
ham,	'Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes &amp; fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!'
ham,	'I want to be there so i can kiss you and feel you next to me'
ham,	'I am not at all happy with what you saying or doing'
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ham,	'Ok that would b lovely, if u r sure. Think about wot u want to do, drinkin, dancin, eatin, cinema, in, out, about... Up to u! Wot about ? '
ham,	'What I\'m saying is if you haven\'t explicitly told nora I know someone I\'m probably just not gonna bother'
ham,	'He says hi and to get your ass back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger)'
ham,	'Smith waste da.i wanna gayle.'
ham,	'Mum, i\'ve sent you many many messages since i got here. I just want to know that you are actually getting them. Do enjoy the rest of your day.'
ham,	'Aight, tomorrow around  &lt;#&gt;  it is'
ham,	'House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  &lt;#&gt; th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?'
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ham,	'I actually did for the first time in a while. I went to bed not too long after i spoke with you. Woke up at 7. How was your night?'
ham,	'See you there! '
ham,	'I dont understand your message.'
ham,	'Crucify is c not s. You should have told me earlier.'
ham,	'Idk. You keep saying that you\'re not, but since he moved, we keep butting heads over freedom vs. responsibility. And i\'m tired. I have so much other shit to deal with that i\'m barely keeping myself together once this gets added to it.'
ham,	'Fuck cedar key and fuck her (come over anyway tho)'
ham,	'twenty past five he said will this train have been to durham already or not coz i am in a reserved seat'
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ham,	'U still painting ur wall?'
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ham,	'Printer is cool. I mean groovy. Wine is groovying'
ham,	'Hi Harish\'s rent has been transfred to ur Acnt.'
ham,	'Anything lor is she coming?'
ham,	'Cbe is really good nowadays:)lot of shop and showrooms:)city is shaping good.'
ham,	'Ü still attending da talks?'
ham,	'No probs hon! How u doinat the mo?'
ham,	'K I\'ll take care of it'
ham,	'I take it we didn\'t have the phone callon Friday. Can we assume we won\'t have it this year now?'
ham,	'My battery is low babe'
ham,	'Shuhui has bought ron\'s present it\'s a swatch watch...'
ham,	'Yeah there\'s quite a bit left, I\'ll swing by tomorrow when I get up'
ham,	'Babe? You said 2 hours and it\'s been almost 4 ... Is your internet down ?'
ham,	'K I\'ll be sure to get up before noon and see what\'s what'
ham,	'K...k...yesterday i was in cbe .'
ham,	'Went to ganesh dress shop'
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ham,	'Ü collecting ur laptop then going to configure da settings izzit?'
ham,	'If you r @ home then come down within 5 min'
ham,	'Aight, I should be there by 8 at the latest, probably closer to 7. Are jay and tyler down or should we just do two trips?'
ham,	'Come aftr  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; ..now i m cleaning the house'
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ham,	'Bill, as in: Are there any letters for me. i’m expecting one from orange that isn’t a bill but may still say orange on it.'
ham,	'Tell me pa. How is pain de.'
ham,	'HI DARLIN I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE NIGHT I WISH I HAD COME CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU LOVE FRAN PS I WANT DIRTY ANAL SEX AND I WANT A 10 MAN GANG BANG'
ham,	'Ha. You don‘t know either. I did a a clever but simple thing with pears the other day, perfect for christmas.'
ham,	'Helloooo... Wake up..! \"Sweet\" \"morning\" \"welcomes\" \"You\" \"Enjoy\" \"This Day\" \"with full of joy\".. \"GUD MRNG\".'
ham,	'ALRITE'
ham,	'Why must we sit around and wait for summer days to celebrate. Such a magical sight when the worlds dressed in white. Oooooh let there be snow.'
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ham,	'How do you guys go to see movies on your side.'
ham,	'Sorry,in meeting I\'ll call later'
ham,	'You didn\'t have to tell me that...now i\'m thinking. Plus he\'s going to stop all your runs'
ham,	'Kindly send some one to our flat before  &lt;DECIMAL&gt;  today.'
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ham,	'Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...'
ham,	'What time should I tell my friend to be around?'
ham,	'Yes. that will be fine. Love you. Be safe.'
ham,	'Thanks chikku..:-) gud nyt:-*'
ham,	'Is xy in ur car when u picking me up?'
ham,	'Thanx 4 the time we?ve spent 2geva, its bin mint! Ur my Baby and all I want is u!xxxx'
ham,	'Yo, any way we could pick something up tonight?'
ham,	'I\'ve not sent it. He can send me.'
ham,	'Fine am simply sitting.'
ham,	'Thts god\'s gift for birds as humans hav some natural gift frm god..'
ham,	'Are you coming to day for class.'
ham,	'Im done. Just studyn in library'
ham,	'Ok... U enjoy ur shows...'
ham,	'Anything...'
ham,	'Where wuld I be without my baby? The thought alone mite break me and I don?t wanna go crazy but everyboy needs his lady xxxxxxxx'
ham,	'Wat\'s my dear doing? Sleeping ah?'
ham,	'Hi\' Test on  &lt;#&gt; rd ....'
ham,	'Only 2% students solved this CAT question in \'xam... 5+3+2= &lt;#&gt;  9+2+4= &lt;#&gt;  8+6+3= &lt;#&gt;  then 7+2+5=????? Tell me the answer if u r brilliant...1thing.i got d answr.'
ham,	'Yo do you know anyone  &lt;#&gt;  or otherwise able to buy liquor? Our guy flaked and right now if we don\'t get a hold of somebody its just 4 loko all night'
ham,	'Yup n her fren lor. I\'m meeting my fren at 730.'
ham,	'Yeah, we got one lined up for us'
ham,	'And stop wondering \"wow is she ever going to stop tm\'ing me ?!\" because I will tm you whenever I want because you are MINE ... *laughs*'
ham,	'Lol yep did that yesterday. Already got my fireplace. Now its just another icon sitting there for me.'
ham,	'Hey i\'ve booked the pilates and yoga lesson already... Haha'
ham,	'Are you ok. What happen to behave like this'
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ham,	'My supervisor find 4 me one lor i thk his students. I havent ask her yet. Tell u aft i ask her.'
ham,	'Hello. No news on job, they are making me wait a fifth week! Yeah im up for some woozles and weasels... In exeter still, but be home about 3. '
ham,	'No message..no responce..what happend?'
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ham,	'Hey babe, sorry i didn\'t get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn\'t go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost  &lt;#&gt;  bucks. I don\'t know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don\'t have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to do babe'
ham,	'make that 3! 4 fucks sake?! x'
ham,	'Leave it. U will always be ignorant.'
ham,	'Nope but i\'ll b going 2 sch on fri quite early lor cos mys sis got paper in da morn :-)'
ham,	'at bruce b downs &amp; fletcher now'
ham,	'Where are you ? You said you would be here when I woke ... :-('
ham,	'Hey now am free you can call me.'
ham,	'Tell me whos this pls:-)'
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ham,	'Think i might have to give it a miss. Am teaching til twelve, then have lecture at two. Damn this working thing.'
ham,	'Id have to check but there\'s only like 1 bowls worth left'
ham,	'Yes there were many sweets'
ham,	'I would but I\'m still cozy. And exhausted from last night.nobody went to school or work. Everything is closed.'
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ham,	'Buzzzz! *grins* Did I buzz your ass? Buzz your chest ? Buzz your cock ? Where do you keep your phone ? Is the vibrator on ? Did you feel it shake ?'
ham,	'Sir send to group mail check it.'
ham,	'I\'m doing da intro covers energy trends n pros n cons... Brief description of nuclear fusion n oso brief history of iter n jet got abt 7 n half pages..'
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ham,	'You dont know you jabo me abi.'
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ham,	'Not yet had..ya sapna aunty manege y\'day hogidhe..chinnu full weak and swalpa black agidhane..'
ham,	'Are you being good, baby? :)'
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ham,	'Mostly sports type..lyk footbl,crckt..'
ham,	'Ma head dey swell oh. Thanks for making my day'
ham,	'U should make a fb list'
ham,	'Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld &amp; they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:\"if it is made by my students,this wont even start........ Datz confidence..'
ham,	'Sary just need Tim in the bollox &it hurt him a lot so he tol me!'
ham,	'Happy New Year Princess!'
ham,	'I\'ll text carlos and let you know, hang on'
ham,	'Don\'t worry, * is easy once have ingredients!'
ham,	'I love u 2 my little pocy bell I am sorry but I love u'
ham,	'Ok omw now, you at castor?'
ham,	'Yar lor... Keep raining non stop... Or u wan 2 go elsewhere?'
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ham,	'What u mean u almost done? Done wif sleeping? But i tot u going to take a nap.. Yup i send her liao so i\'m picking her up at ard 4 smth lor..'
ham,	'7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st \"Ur Lovely Friendship\"... good morning dear'
ham,	'Tonight? Yeah, I\'d be down for that'
ham,	'What should i eat fo lunch senor'
ham,	'He said that he had a right giggle when he saw u again! You would possibly be the first person2die from NVQ, but think how much you could for! '
ham,	'No break time one... How... I come out n get my stuff fr ü?'
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ham,	'K.i did\'t see you.:)k:)where are you now?'
ham,	'So i\'m doing a list of buyers.'
ham,	'No idea, I guess we\'ll work that out an hour after we\'re supposed to leave since as usual nobody has any interest in figuring shit out before the last second'
ham,	'Mm not entirely sure i understood that text but hey. Ho. Which weekend?'
ham,	'They released vday shirts and when u put it on it makes your bottom half naked instead of those white underwear.'
ham,	'Don know..he is watching film in computer..'
ham,	'No b4 Thursday'
ham,	'Oh, then your phone phoned me but it disconnected'
ham,	'Id onluy matters when getting on from offcampus'
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ham,	'Excellent, I\'ll see what riley\'s plans are'
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ham,	'Ew are you one of them?'
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ham,	'Ah you see. You have to be in the lingo. I will let you know wot on earth it is when has finished making it!'
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ham,	'Imagine Life WITHOUT ME... see.. How fast u are searching me?Don\'t worry.. l\'m always there To disturb U.. Goodnoon..:)'
ham,	'Hm good morning, headache anyone? :-)'
ham,	'Yeah no probs - last night is obviously catching up with you... Speak soon '
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ham,	'I might go 2 sch. Yar at e salon now v boring.'
ham,	' &lt;#&gt;  mins but i had to stop somewhere first.'
ham,	'&lt;#&gt;  is fast approaching. So, Wish u a very Happy New Year Happy Sankranti Happy republic day Happy Valentines Day Happy Shivratri Happy Ugadi Happy Fools day Happy May Day Happy Independence Day, Happy Friendship,Mother,Father,Teachers,Childrens Day, &amp; HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4 U. Happy Ganesh festival Happy Dasara Happy Diwali Happy Christmas  &lt;#&gt;  Good Mornings Afternoons, Evenings Nights. RememberI AM the first to WISHING U ALL THESE...your\'s Raj'
ham,	'One of the joys in lifeis waking up each daywith thoughts that somewhereSomeone cares enough tosend a warm morning greeting.. -'
ham,	'I didn\'t get the second half of that message'
ham,	'Wat time do u wan 2 meet me later?'
ham,	'I thank you so much for all you do with selflessness. I love you plenty.'
ham,	'Am in film ill call you later.'
ham,	'How dare you change my ring'
ham,	'You are a very very very very bad girl. Or lady.'
ham,	'I love ya too but try and budget your money better babe. Gary would freak on me if he knew'
ham,	'What part of \"don\'t initiate\" don\'t you understand'
ham,	'I finished my lunch already. U wake up already?'
ham,	'You still at the game?'
ham,	'You have got tallent but you are wasting.'
ham,	'What is your record for one night? :)'
ham,	'Also sir, i sent you an email about how to log into the usc payment portal. I.ll send you another message that should explain how things are back home. Have a great weekend.'
ham,	' gonna let me know cos comes bak from holiday that day.  is coming. Don\'t4get2text me  number. '
ham,	'Jokin only lar... :-) depends on which phone my father can get lor...'
ham,	'Aight, lemme know what\'s up'
ham,	'Get ready for  &lt;#&gt;  inches of pleasure...'
ham,	'Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.'
ham,	';-) ok. I feel like john lennon.'
ham,	'Cos darren say ü considering mah so i ask ü...'
ham,	'You are not bothering me but you have to trust my answers. Pls.'
ham,	'Wishing you and your family Merry \"X\" mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..'
ham,	'One day a crab was running on the sea shore..The waves came n cleared the footprints of the crab.. Crab asked: being my frnd y r u clearing my beautiful footprints? Waves replied: A fox was following ur footprints to catch you! thats y i cleared it off:) frndsship never lets u dwn :-) GUD nyt..'
ham,	'Aight what time you want me to come up?'
ham,	'Slaaaaave ! Where are you ? Must I summon you to me all the time now ? Don\'t you wish to come to me on your own anymore?'
ham,	'Your bill at 3 is £33.65 so thats not bad!'
ham,	'Let me know how it changes in the next 6hrs. It can even be appendix but you are out of that age range. However its not impossible. So just chill and let me know in 6hrs'
ham,	'Hello, yeah i\'ve just got out of the bath and need to do my hair so i\'ll come up when i\'m done, yeah?'
ham,	'So how\'s the weather over there?'
ham,	'Ok. Not much to do here though. H&M Friday, cant wait. Dunno wot the hell im gonna do for another 3 weeks! Become a slob- oh wait, already done that! '
ham,	'Die... Now i have e toot fringe again...'
ham,	'Lol they don\'t know about my awesome phone. I could click delete right now if I want.'
ham,	'Ok'
ham,	'Awesome question with a cute answer: Someone asked a boy \"how is ur life?\" . . He smiled &amp; answered: . . \"She is fine!\" Gudnite'
ham,	'Please leave this topic..sorry for telling that..'
ham,	'Pls send me the correct name da.'
ham,	'What happened to our yo date?'
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ham,	'Webpage s not available!'
ham,	'Just woke up. Yeesh its late. But I didn\'t fall asleep til &lt;#&gt; am :/'
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ham,	'K..k...from tomorrow onwards started ah?'
ham,	'What u talking bout early morning? It\'s almost noon where your at!'
ham,	'Fine. Do you remember me.'
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ham,	'Ok. So april. Cant wait'
ham,	'Boy you best get yo ass out here quick'
ham,	'Ay wana meet on sat?ü wkg on sat?'
ham,	'I\'m now but have to wait till 2 for the bus to pick me.'
ham,	'Apart from the one i told you about yesterday?'
ham,	'Ok lor... But buy wat?'
ham,	'Somebody should go to andros and steal ice'
ham,	'Don know. I did\'t msg him recently.'
ham,	'Take us out shopping and Mark will distract Isaiah.=D'
ham,	'Mum, hope you are having a great day. Hoping this text meets you well and full of life. Have a great day. Abiola'
ham,	'There is no sense in my foot and penis.'
ham,	'Okay but i thought you were the expert'
ham,	'*deep sigh* ... I miss you :-( ... I am really surprised you haven\'t gone to the net cafe yet to get to me ... Don\'t you miss me?'
ham,	'S.s:)i thinl role is like sachin.just standing. Others have to hit.'
ham,	'Have a great trip to India. And bring the light to everyone not just with the project but with everyone that is lucky to see you smile. Bye. Abiola'
ham,	'And very importantly, all we discuss is between u and i only.'
ham,	'K..k:)how about your training process?'
ham,	'Ok lor. I ned 2 go toa payoh 4 a while 2 return smth u wan 2 send me there or wat?'
ham,	'In da car park '
ham,	'I wish that I was with you. Holding you tightly. Making you see how important you are. How much you mean to me ... How much I need you ... In my life ...'
ham,	'So i asked how\'s anthony. Dad. And your bf'
ham,	'\'Wnevr i wana fal in luv vth my books, My bed fals in luv vth me..!\'\' . Yen madodu, nav pretsorginta, nammanna pretsovru important alwa....!!:) Gud eveB-).'
ham,	'What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..'
ham,	'Am going to take bath ill place the key in window:-)'
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ham,	'Dear, take care. I am just reaching home.love u a lot.'
ham,	'staff.science.nus.edu.sg/~phyhcmk/teaching/pc1323'
ham,	'Have you emigrated or something? Ok maybe 5.30 was a bit hopeful...'
ham,	'Olol i printed out a forum post by a guy with the exact same  prob which was fixed with a gpu replacement. Hopefully they dont ignore that.'
ham,	'We walked from my moms. Right on stagwood pass right on winterstone left on victors hill. Address is &lt;#&gt;'
ham,	'Yo, you at jp and hungry like a mofo?'
ham,	'This is all just creepy and crazy to me.'
ham,	'Ok... I din get ur msg...'
ham,	'Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas'
ham,	'Pathaya enketa maraikara pa\''
ham,	'Even if he my friend he is a priest call him now'
ham,	'U so lousy, run already come back then half dead... Hee...'
ham,	'That\'s y i said it\'s bad dat all e gals know u... Wat u doing now?'
ham,	'Or remind me in a few hrs.'
ham,	'I had been hoping i would not have to send you this message. My rent is due and i dont have enough for it. My reserves are completely gone. Its a loan i need and was hoping you could her. The balance is  &lt;#&gt; . Is there a way i could get that from you, till mid march when i hope to pay back.'
ham,	'Hi. Happy New Year. I dont mean to intrude but can you pls let me know how much tuition you paid last semester and how much this semester is. Thanks'
ham,	'Hello hun how ru? Its here by the way. Im good. Been on 2 dates with that guy i met in walkabout so far. We have to meet up soon. Hows everyone else?'
ham,	'Lol I was gonna last month. I cashed some in but I left &lt;#&gt; just in case. I was collecting more during the week cause they announced it on the blog.'
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ham,	'Short But Cute : \" Be a good person , but dont try to prove\" ..... Gud mrng...'
ham,	'Just haven\'t decided where yet eh ?'
ham,	'Wat time liao, where still got.'
ham,	'Yes watching footie but worried we\'re going to blow it - Phil Neville?'
ham,	'I wait 4 ü inside da car park...'
ham,	'Uncle Abbey! Happy New Year. Abiola'
ham,	'Now am free call me pa.'
ham,	'R u saying i should re order the slippers cos i had to pay for returning it.'
ham,	'Stop knowing me so well!'
ham,	'Good evening! this is roger. How are you?'
ham,	'Small problem in auction:)punj now asking tiwary'
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ham,	'He telling not to tell any one. If so treat for me hi hi hi'
ham,	'My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.'
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ham,	'U coming 2 pick me?'
ham,	'Thats cool. i liked your photos. You are very sexy!'
ham,	'would u fuckin believe it they didnt know i had thurs pre booked off so they re cancelled me AGAIN! that needs to b sacked'
ham,	'Haha better late than ever, any way I could swing by?'
ham,	'Ok. But i finish at 6.'
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ham,	'I\'ve been barred from all B and Q stores for life!?This twat in orange dungerees came up to me and asked if I wanted decking? So I got the first punch in!!'
ham,	'So no messages. Had food?'
ham,	'Ok going to sleep. Hope i can meet her.'
ham,	'Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!'
ham,	'Can you let me know details of fri when u find out cos I\'m not in tom or fri. mentionned chinese. Thanks'
ham,	'You\'re right I have now that I think about it'
ham,	'Wat r u doing now?'
ham,	'Is ur lecture over?'
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ham,	'Customer place i will call you'
ham,	'Not planned yet :)going to join company on jan 5 only.don know what will happen after that.'
ham,	'Boy; I love u Grl: Hogolo Boy: gold chain kodstini Grl: Agalla Boy: necklace madstini Grl: agalla Boy: Hogli 1 mutai eerulli kodthini! Grl: I love U kano;-)'
ham,	'Haha I heard that, text me when you\'re around'
ham,	'I.ll get there tomorrow and send it to you'
ham,	'\"SHIT BABE.. THASA BIT MESSED UP.YEH, SHE SHUDVETOLD U. DID URGRAN KNOW?NEWAY, ILLSPEAK 2 U2MORO WEN IM NOT ASLEEP...\"'
ham,	'Oh thats late! Well have a good night and i will give u a call tomorrow. Iam now going to go to sleep night night'
ham,	'\"CHEERS U TEX MECAUSE U WEREBORED! YEAH OKDEN HUNNY R UIN WK SAT?SOUND?S LIKEYOUR HAVIN GR8FUN J! KEEP UPDAT COUNTINLOTS OF LOVEME XXXXX.\"'
ham,	'Sorry,  in meeting I\'ll call you later'
ham,	'Yo! Howz u? girls never rang after india. L'
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ham,	'Ok...'
ham,	'Long time. You remember me today.'
ham,	'Havent shopping now lor i juz arrive only'
ham,	'Thank u. IT BETTER WORK OUT CAUSE I WILL FEEL USED OTHERWISE'
ham,	'Are you up for the challenge? I know i am :)'
ham,	'How much did ur hdd casing cost.'
ham,	'Mystery solved! Just opened my email and he\'s sent me another batch! Isn\'t he a sweetie'
ham,	'I can\'t describe how lucky you are that I\'m actually awake by noon'
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ham,	'TODAY is Sorry day.! If ever i was angry with you, if ever i misbehaved or hurt you? plz plz JUST SLAP URSELF Bcoz, Its ur fault, I\'m basically GOOD'
ham,	'Cheers for the card ... Is it that time of year already?'
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ham,	'When people see my msgs, They think Iam addicted to msging... They are wrong, Bcoz They don\'t know that Iam addicted to my sweet Friends..!! BSLVYL'
ham,	'Ugh hopefully the asus ppl dont randomly do a reformat.'
ham,	'Haven\'t seen my facebook, huh? Lol!'
ham,	'Mah b, I\'ll pick it up tomorrow'
ham,	'Still otside le..u come 2morrow maga..'
ham,	'Do u still have plumbers tape and a wrench we could borrow?'
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ham,	'Havent still waitin as usual... Ü come back sch oredi?'
ham,	'In meeting da. I will call you'
ham,	'K k :-):-) then watch some films.'
ham,	'Does cinema plus drink appeal tomo? * Is a fr thriller by director i like on at mac at 8.30.'
ham,	'There the size of elephant tablets & u shove um up ur ass!!'
ham,	'So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. take cr da'
ham,	'My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... \' NAKED...!'
ham,	'Dunno i juz askin cos i got a card got 20% off 4 a salon called hair sense so i tot it\'s da one ü cut ur hair. '
ham,	'Good morning pookie pie! Lol hope I didn\'t wake u up'
ham,	'MAYBE IF YOU WOKE UP BEFORE FUCKING 3 THIS WOULDN\'T BE A PROBLEM.'
ham,	'Happy birthday to you....dear.with lots of love.rakhesh NRI'
ham,	'Howz that persons story'
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ham,	'X2  &lt;#&gt; . Are you going to get that'
ham,	'Hi neva worry bout da truth coz the truth will lead me 2 ur heart. It?s the least a unique person like u deserve. Sleep tight or morning'
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ham,	'Is ur paper today in e morn or aft?'
ham,	'I will lick up every drop :) are you ready to use your mouth as well?'
ham,	'And you! Will expect you whenever you text! Hope all goes well tomo '
ham,	'Great. P diddy is my neighbor and comes for toothpaste every morning'
ham,	'I av a new number,  . Wil u only use this one,ta.'
ham,	'So its to be poking man everyday that they teach you in canada abi! How are you. Just saying hi.'
ham,	'7 lor... Change 2 suntec... Wat time u coming?'
ham,	'No de.am seeing in online shop so that i asked.'
ham,	'Just curious because my cuz asked what I was up to'
ham,	'Nice.nice.how is it working?'
ham,	'Okay lor... Wah... like that def they wont let us go... Haha... What did they say in the terms and conditions?'
ham,	'Haha... Yup hopefully  we will lose a few kg by mon. after hip hop can go orchard and weigh again'
ham,	'She\'s good. How are you. Where r u working now'
ham,	'Oh, yes, I\'ve just been a little under the weather so i\'ve kind of been coccooning at home'
ham,	'At home also.'
ham,	'This phone has the weirdest auto correct.'
ham,	'Oops my phone died and I didn\'t even know. Yeah I like it better.'
ham,	'Havent mus ask if u can 1st wat. Of meet 4 lunch den u n him meet can already lor. Or u wan 2 go ask da ge 1st then confirm w me asap?'
ham,	'She said,\'\' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? \'\' \'\'OK\'\', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,'
ham,	'OH YEAH,AND HAV A GREAT TIME IN NEWQUAY-SEND ME A POSTCARD !1 LOOK AFTER ALL THE GIRLS WHILE IM GONE(U KNOW THE 1IM TALKIN BOUT!)xx'
ham,	'We got a divorce. Lol. She.s here'
ham,	'What\'s ur pin?'
ham,	'Babe, have you got enough money to pick up bread and milk ? And I\'ll give you it back when you get home ?'
ham,	'I want snow. It\'s just freezing and windy.'
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ham,	'Come to mahal bus stop.. &lt;DECIMAL&gt;'
ham,	'Don know:)this week i\'m going to tirunelvai da.'
ham,	'Me too baby! I promise to treat you well! I bet you will take good care of me...'
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ham,	'Hi, my love! How goes that day? Fuck, this morning I woke and dropped my cell on the way down the stairs but it seems alright ... *phews* I miss you !'
ham,	'Well that must be a pain to catch'
ham,	'Sorry da thangam.it\'s my mistake.'
ham,	'I need... Coz i never go before '
ham,	'Rose for red,red for blood,blood for heart,heart for u. But u for me.... Send tis to all ur friends.. Including me.. If u like me.. If u get back, 1-u r poor in relation! 2-u need some 1 to support 3-u r frnd 2 many 4-some1 luvs u 5+- some1 is praying god to marry u.:-) try it....'
ham,	'Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly'
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ham,	'I feel like a dick because I keep sleeping through your texts and facebook messages. Sup, you in town?'
ham,	'No plm i will come da. On the way.'
ham,	'Guess he wants alone time. We could just show up and watch when they do..'
ham,	'Height of recycling: Read twice- People spend time for earning money and the same money is spent for spending time!;-) Good morning.. keep smiling:-)'
ham,	'Yup ü not comin :-('
ham,	'Yes, princess. Toledo.'
ham,	'Aight text me when you\'re back at mu and I\'ll swing by, need somebody to get the door for me'
ham,	'Ron say fri leh. N he said ding tai feng cant make reservations. But he said wait lor.'
ham,	'Good. No swimsuit allowed :)'
ham,	'Am okay. Will soon be over. All the best'
ham,	'A cute thought for friendship: \"Its not necessary to share every secret with ur close Frnd, but watever u shared should be true\"....'
ham,	'Ok i\'ve sent u da latest version of da project.'
ham,	'Good Morning my Dear........... Have a great &amp; successful day.'
ham,	'Pls accept me for one day. Or am begging you change the number.'
ham,	'Squeeeeeze!! This is christmas hug.. If u lik my frndshp den hug me back.. If u get 3 u r cute:) 6 u r luvd:* 9 u r so lucky;) None? People hate u:'
ham,	'Its ok, if anybody asks abt me, u tel them..:-P'
ham,	'Funny fact Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt, tsunamis 2 arise, hurricanes 2 sway aroundn no 1 teaches hw 2 choose a wife Natural disasters just happens'
ham,	'* You gonna ring this weekend or wot?'
ham,	'Also track down any lighters you can find'
ham,	'Sorry, I can\'t help you on this.'
ham,	'Babe, I need your advice'
ham,	'I‘ll leave around four, ok?'
ham,	'Come to medical college at 7pm ......forward it da'
ham,	'K:)k..its good:)when are you going?'
ham,	'I can make lasagna for you... vodka...'
ham,	'HI ITS KATE CAN U GIVE ME A RING ASAP XXX'
ham,	'Who were those people ? Were you in a tour ? I thought you were doing that sofa thing you sent me ? Your curious sugar'
ham,	'No, but you told me you were going, before you got drunk!'
ham,	'He fucking chickened out. He messaged me he would be late and woould buzz me and then I didn\'t hear a word from him'
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ham,	'I\'m always looking for an excuse to be in the city.'
ham,	'Yup i\'m still having coffee wif my frens... My fren drove she\'ll give me a lift...'
ham,	'O shore are you takin the bus'
ham,	'So u gonna get deus ex?'
ham,	'I will send them to your email. Do you mind  &lt;#&gt;  times per night?'
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ham,	'tap & spile at seven. * Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. Ok?'
ham,	'Ok then i come n pick u at engin?'
ham,	'Which is why i never wanted to tell you any of this. Which is why i\'m so short with you and on-edge as of late.'
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ham,	'K actually can you guys meet me at the sunoco on howard? It should be right on the way'
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ham,	'Just finished eating. Got u a plate. NOT leftovers this time.'
ham,	'Thanx a lot...'
ham,	'Hurry home u big butt. Hang up on your last caller if u have to. Food is done and I\'m starving. Don\'t ask what I cooked.'
ham,	'Lol your right. What diet? Everyday I cheat anyway. I\'m meant to be a fatty :('
ham,	'Its a great day. Do have yourself a beautiful one.'
ham,	'What happened in interview?'
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ham,	'Badrith is only for chennai:)i will surely pick for us:)no competition for him.'
ham,	'I tot it\'s my group mate... Lucky i havent reply... Wat time do ü need to leave... '
ham,	'Hey you around? I\'ve got enough for a half + the ten I owe you'
ham,	'Hey tmr maybe can meet you at yck'
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ham,	'They are just making it easy to pay back. I have  &lt;#&gt; yrs to say but i can pay back earlier. You get?'
ham,	'Not to worry. I\'m sure you\'ll get it.'
ham,	'The gas station is like a block away from my house, you\'ll drive right by it since armenia ends at swann and you have to take howard'
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ham,	'I\'m not smoking while people use \"wylie smokes too much\" to justify ruining my shit'
ham,	'Dear good morning how you feeling dear'
ham,	'A little. Meds say take once every 8 hours. It\'s only been 5 but pain is back. So I took another. Hope I don\'t die'
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ham,	'Dunno lei ü all decide lor. How abt leona? Oops i tot ben is going n i msg him.'
ham,	'Hi there. We have now moved in2 our pub . Would be great 2 c u if u cud come up.'
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ham,	'Just do what ever is easier for you'
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ham,	'It\'ll be tough, but I\'ll do what I have to'
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ham,	'HI DARLIN I FINISH AT 3 DO U 1 2 PICK ME UP OR MEET ME? TEXT BACK ON THIS NUMBER LUV KATE XXX'
ham,	'Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind, as the mind easily forgets but the heart will always remember. Wish you Happy Valentines Day!'
ham,	'But i\'m surprised she still can guess right lor...'
ham,	'Okie ü wan meet at bishan? Cos me at bishan now. I\'m not driving today.'
ham,	'Oh ho. Is this the first time u use these type of words'
ham,	'HI DARLIN HOW WAS WORK DID U GET INTO TROUBLE? IJUST TALKED TO YOUR MUM ALL MORNING! I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT IM GOIN OUT SOON BUT CALL ME IF U CAN'
ham,	'I know you are serving. I mean what are you doing now.'
ham,	'Huh... Hyde park not in mel ah, opps, got confused... Anyway, if tt\'s e best choice den we juz have to take it...'
ham,	'Oh gei. That happend to me in tron. Maybe ill dl it in 3d when its out'
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ham,	'I know girls always safe and selfish know i got it pa. Thank you. good night.'
ham,	'No worries, hope photo shoot went well. have a spiffing fun at workage. '
ham,	'I\'m freezing and craving ice. Fml'
ham,	'Kay... Since we are out already '
ham,	'Eh sorry leh... I din c ur msg. Not sad already lar. Me watching tv now. U still in office?'
ham,	'Yo im right by yo work'
ham,	'Ok darlin i supose it was ok i just worry too much.i have to do some film stuff my mate and then have to babysit again! But you can call me there.xx'
ham,	'She said,\'\' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? \'\' \'\'OK\'\', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,'
ham,	'I don wake since. I checked that stuff and saw that its true no available spaces. Pls call the embassy or send a mail to them.'
ham,	'Nope... Juz off from work...'
ham,	'Huh so fast... Dat means u havent finished painting?'
ham,	' what number do u live at? Is it 11?'
ham,	'No we put party 7 days a week and study lightly, I think we need to draw in some custom checkboxes so they know we\'re hardcore'
ham,	'Sac will score big hundred.he is set batsman:-)'
ham,	'Send me yetty\'s number pls.'
ham,	'How much it will cost approx . Per month.'
ham,	'Ok... The theory test? when are ü going to book? I think it\'s on 21 may. Coz thought wanna go out with jiayin. But she isnt free'
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ham,	'That\'s fine, have him give me a call if he knows what he wants or has any questions'
ham,	'Sorry, got a late start, we\'re on the way'
ham,	'Then u go back urself lor...'
ham,	'I AM AT THE GAS STATION. GO THERE.'
ham,	'K, if u bored up just come to my home..'
ham,	'Babe !!!! I LOVE YOU !!!! *covers your face in kisses*'
ham,	'Like I made him throw up when we were smoking in our friend\'s car one time, it was awesome'
ham,	'Still i have not checked it da. . .'
ham,	'You will go to walmart. I.ll stay.'
ham,	'I haven\'t forgotten you, i might have a couple bucks to send you tomorrow, k? I love ya too'
ham,	'Oh great. I.ll disturb him more so that we can talk.'
ham,	'Reverse is cheating. That is not mathematics.'
ham,	'U\'re welcome... Caught u using broken english again...'
ham,	'No problem baby. Is this is a good time to talk? I called and left a message.'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'Oh is it! Which brand?'
ham,	'Sorry i cant take your call right now. It so happens that there r 2waxsto do wat you want. She can come and ill get her medical insurance. And she\'ll be able to deliver and have basic care. I\'m currently shopping for the right medical insurance for her. So just give me til friday morning. Thats when i.ll see the major person that can guide me to the right insurance.'
ham,	'At what time are you coming.'
ham,	'Call him and say you not coming today ok and tell them not to fool me like this ok'
ham,	'I emailed yifeng my part oredi.. Can ü get it fr him..'
ham,	'R u sure they\'ll understand that! Wine * good idea just had a slurp!'
ham,	'Minimum walk is 3miles a day.'
ham,	'Ok not a problem will get them a taxi. C ing  tomorrow and tuesday. On tuesday think we r all going to the cinema. '
ham,	'Brainless Baby Doll..:-D;-), vehicle sariyag drive madoke barolla..'
ham,	'I don\'t run away frm u... I walk slowly &amp; it kills me that u don\'t care enough to stop me...'
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ham,	'Please attend the phone:)'
ham,	'You only hate me. You can call any but you didnt accept even a single call of mine. Or even you messaged'
ham,	'No messages on her phone. I\'m holding it now'
ham,	'Can... I\'m free...'
ham,	'Yo my trip got postponed, you still stocked up?'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'I am waiting for your call sir.'
ham,	'Hey what are you doing. Y no reply pa..'
ham,	'Hey elaine, is today\'s meeting still on?'
ham,	'Sorry i\'ve not gone to that place. I.ll do so tomorrow. Really sorry.'
ham,	'Most of the tiime when i don\'t let you hug me it\'s so i don\'t break into tears.'
ham,	'Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow'
ham,	'And now electricity just went out fml.'
ham,	'Looks like you found something to do other than smoke, great job!'
ham,	'Also andros ice etc etc'
ham,	':) '
ham,	'Good afternon, my love. How are today? I hope your good and maybe have some interviews. I wake and miss you babe. A passionate kiss from across the sea'
ham,	'Yup. Wun believe wat? U really neva c e msg i sent shuhui?'
ham,	'Hows that watch resizing'
ham,	'Dear umma she called me now :-)'
ham,	'Just finished. Missing you plenty'
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ham,	'Well, I meant as opposed to my drunken night of before'
ham,	'K... Must book a not huh? so going for yoga basic on sunday?'
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ham,	'Ok can...'
ham,	'Oops - am at my mum\'s in somerset... Bit far! Back tomo, see you soon x'
ham,	'So u workin overtime nigpun?'
ham,	'Same as kallis dismissial in 2nd test:-).'
ham,	'O. Guess they both got screwd'
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ham,	'I\'m in a meeting, call me later at'
ham,	'What r u cooking me for dinner?'
ham,	'Ok thanx...'
ham,	'Bull. Your plan was to go floating off to IKEA with me without a care in the world. So i have to live with your mess another day.'
ham,	'Then i buy.'
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ham,	'It only does simple arithmetic not percentages.'
ham,	'Yeah we wouldn\'t leave for an hour at least, how\'s 4 sound?'
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ham,	'Thanks honey. Have a great day.'
ham,	'\'An Amazing Quote\'\' - \"Sometimes in life its difficult to decide whats wrong!! a lie that brings a smile or the truth that brings a tear....\"'
ham,	'Good night my dear.. Sleepwell&amp;Take care'
ham,	'Then ü ask dad to pick ü up lar... Ü wan 2 stay until 6 meh...'
ham,	'Jus chillaxin, what up'
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ham,	'Whats that coming over the hill..... Is it a monster! Hope you have a great day. Things r going fine here, busy though! '
ham,	'Joy\'s father is John. Then John is the ____ of Joy\'s father. If u ans ths you hav  &lt;#&gt;  IQ. Tis s IAS question try to answer.'
ham,	'Only once then after ill obey all yours.'
ham,	'No she didnt. I will search online and let you know.'
ham,	'Where do you need to go to get it?'
ham,	'No pic. Please re-send.'
ham,	'He remains a bro amongst bros'
ham,	'Uhhhhrmm isnt having tb test bad when youre sick'
ham,	'But i haf enuff space got like 4 mb...'
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ham,	'True. Its easier with her here.'
ham,	'Sure but since my parents will be working on Tuesday I don\'t really need a cover story'
ham,	'Haha okay... Today weekend leh... '
ham,	'\"Hi darlin did youPhone me? Im atHome if youwanna chat.\"'
ham,	'I don\'t know jack shit about anything or i\'d say/ask something helpful but if you want you can pretend that I did and just text me whatever in response to the hypotheticalhuagauahahuagahyuhagga'
ham,	'You\'ve always been the brainy one.'
ham,	'Yeah if we do have to get a random dude we need to change our info sheets to PARTY  &lt;#&gt; /7 NEVER STUDY just to be safe'
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ham,	'Christmas is An occasion that is Celebrated as a Reflection of UR... Values..., Desires..., Affections...&amp; Traditions.... Have an ideal Christmas...'
ham,	'Sending you greetings of joy and happiness. Do have a gr8 evening'
ham,	'\"Hi darlin i cantdo anythingtomorrow as myparents aretaking me outfor a meal. when are u free? Katexxx\"'
ham,	'If india win or level series means this is record:)'
ham,	'Then what about further plan?'
ham,	'Its good to hear from you'
ham,	'awesome, how do I deal with the gate? Charles told me last night but, uh, yeah'
ham,	'What time you thinkin of goin?'
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ham,	'Your board is working fine. The issue of overheating is also reslove. But still software inst is pending. I will come around 8\'o clock.'
ham,	'Yes but I don\'t care cause I know its there!'
ham,	'wiskey Brandy Rum Gin Beer Vodka Scotch Shampain Wine \"KUDI\"yarasu dhina vaazhthukkal. ..'
ham,	'Mon okie lor... Haha, best is cheap n gd food la, ex oso okie... Depends on whether wana eat western or chinese food... Den which u prefer... '
ham,	'Sitting ard nothing to do lor. U leh busy w work?'
ham,	'Its  &lt;#&gt; k here oh. Should i send home for sale.'
ham,	'Sorry. || mail? || '
ham,	'Ya just telling abt tht incident..'
ham,	'Yes we were outside for like 2 hours. And I called my whole family to wake them up cause it started at 1 am'
ham,	'Ugh just got outta class'
ham,	'Nowadays people are notixiquating the laxinorficated opportunity for bambling of entropication.... Have you ever oblisingately opted ur books for the masteriastering amplikater of fidalfication? It is very champlaxigating, i think it is atrocious.. Wotz Ur Opinion???? Junna'
ham,	'I dont have any of your file in my bag..i was in work when you called me.i \'ll tell you if i find anything in my room.'
ham,	'No need lar. Jus testing e phone card. Dunno network not gd i thk. Me waiting 4 my sis 2 finish bathing so i can bathe. Dun disturb u liao u cleaning ur room.'
ham,	'Ok. I.ll do you right later.'
ham,	'Friendship poem: Dear O Dear U R Not Near But I Can Hear Dont Get Fear Live With Cheer No More Tear U R Always my Dear. Gud ni8'
ham,	'Have your lunch and come quickly and open the door:)'
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ham,	'I am back. Bit long cos of accident on a30. Had to divert via wadebridge.I had a brilliant weekend thanks. Speak soon. Lots of love'
ham,	'K.. I yan jiu liao... Sat we can go 4 bugis vill one frm 10 to 3 den hop to parco 4 nb. Sun can go cine frm 1030 to 2, den hop to orc mrt 4 hip hop at 4...'
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ham,	'i am seeking a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets. Is that you?'
ham,	'My phone'
ham,	'Haha figures, well I found the piece and priscilla\'s bowl'
ham,	'Actually fuck that, just do whatever, do find an excuse to be in tampa at some point before january though'
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ham,	'yay! finally lol. i missed our cinema trip last week :-('
ham,	'All day working day:)except saturday and sunday..'
ham,	'aathi..where are you dear..'
ham,	'Heart is empty without love.. Mind is empty without wisdom.. Eyes r empty without dreams &amp; Life is empty without frnds.. So Alwys Be In Touch. Good night &amp; sweet dreams'
ham,	'I think I‘m waiting for the same bus! Inform me when you get there, if you ever get there.'
ham,	'You getting back any time soon?'
ham,	', how\'s things? Just a quick question.'
ham,	'Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Gud mrng'
ham,	'I can probably come by, everybody\'s done around  &lt;#&gt;  right?'
ham,	'I got it before the new year cos yetunde said she wanted to surprise you with it but when i didnt see money i returned it mid january before the  &lt;#&gt; day return period ended.'
ham,	'I can ask around but there\'s not a lot in terms of mids up here'
ham,	'Be sure to check your yahoo email. We sent photos yesterday'
ham,	'What was she looking for?'
ham,	'Wherre\'s my boytoy ? :-('
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ham,	'Hello, my love! How goes that day ? I wish your well and fine babe and hope that you find some job prospects. I miss you, boytoy ... *a teasing kiss*'
ham,	'Tell my  bad character which u Dnt lik in me. I\'ll try to change in  &lt;#&gt; . I ll add tat 2 my new year resolution. Waiting for ur reply.Be frank...good morning.'
ham,	'No:-)i got rumour that you going to buy apartment in chennai:-)'
ham,	'Yeah, probably earlier than that'
ham,	'Change windows logoff sound..'
ham,	'Still i have not checked it da. . .'
ham,	'I\'m also came to room.'
ham,	'Huh but i got lesson at 4 lei n i was thinkin of going to sch earlier n i tot of parkin at kent vale...  '
ham,	'Ok.'
ham,	'I will reach office around  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; . &amp; my mobile have problem. You cann\'t get my voice. So call you asa i\'ll free'
ham,	'Cool, text me when you head out'
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ham,	'Happy birthday... May u find ur prince charming soon n dun work too hard...'
ham,	'Oh, the grand is having a bit of a party but it doesn\'t mention any cover charge so it\'s probably first come first served'
ham,	'You said to me before i went back to bed that you can\'t sleep for anything.'
ham,	'I hope you arnt pissed off but id would really like to see you tomorrow. Love me xxxxxxxxxxxxxX'
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ham,	'says the  &lt;#&gt;  year old with a man and money. I\'m down to my last  &lt;#&gt; . Still waiting for that check.'
ham,	'I will come to ur home now'
ham,	'Free any day but i finish at 6 on mon n thurs...'
ham,	'Will you be here for food'
ham,	'life alle mone,eppolum oru pole allalo'
ham,	'Nite...'
ham,	'Two fundamentals of cool life: \"Walk, like you are the KING\"...! OR \"Walk like you Dont care,whoever is the KING\"!... Gud nyt'
ham,	'Camera quite good, 10.1mega pixels, 3optical and 5digital dooms. Have a lovely holiday, be safe and i hope you hav a good journey! Happy new year to you both! See you in a couple of weeks! '
ham,	'Hi Petey!noi?m ok just wanted 2 chat coz avent spoken 2 u 4 a long time-hope ur doin alrite.have good nit at js love ya am.x'
ham,	'I just saw ron burgundy captaining a party boat so yeah'
ham,	'I\'m serious. You are in the money base'
ham,	'Already one guy loving you:-.'
ham,	'Staff of placement training in Amrita college.'
ham,	'I always chat with you. In fact i need money can you raise me?'
ham,	'I\'m job profile seems like bpo..'
ham,	'Well, I was about to give up cos they all said no they didn‘t do one nighters. I persevered and found one but it is very cheap so i apologise in advance. It is just somewhere to sleep isnt it?'
ham,	'So you think i should actually talk to him? Not call his boss in the morning? I went to this place last year and he told me where i could go and get my car fixed cheaper. He kept telling me today how much he hoped i would come back in, how he always regretted not getting my number, etc.'
ham,	'Are you willing to go for apps class.'
ham,	'Hanging out with my brother and his family'
ham,	'No it will reach by 9 only. She telling she will be there. I dont know'
ham,	'Hey... are you going to quit soon? Xuhui and i working till end of the month '
ham,	'Im sorry bout last nite it wasn?t ur fault it was me, spouse it was pmt or sumthin! U 4give me? I think u shldxxxx'
ham,	'Try neva mate!!'
ham,	'Yeah that\'d pretty much be the best case scenario'
ham,	'I not free today i haf 2 pick my parents up tonite...'
ham,	'\"HEY BABE! FAR 2 SPUN-OUT 2 SPK AT DA MO... DEAD 2 DA WRLD. BEEN SLEEPING ON DA SOFA ALL DAY, HAD A COOL NYTHO, TX 4 FONIN HON, CALL 2MWEN IM BK FRMCLOUD 9! J X\"'
ham,	'Should i send you naughty pix? :)'
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ham,	'Tyler (getting an 8th) has to leave not long after 9, can you get here in like an hour?'
ham,	'Prepare to be pounded every night...'
ham,	'Actually, my mobile is full of msg. And i m doing a work online, where i need to send them  &lt;#&gt;  sent msg i wil explain u later.'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'Good evening! How are you?'
ham,	'I\'m at home. Please call'
ham,	'Oic cos me n my sis got no lunch today my dad went out... So dunno whether 2 eat in sch or wat...'
ham,	'Mmmmm ... It was sooooo good to wake to your words this morning, my Love!! Mmmm fuck ... I love you too, my Lion ... *devouring kiss from across the sea*'
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ham,	'What happen dear. Why you silent. I am tensed'
ham,	'I\'ll get there at 3, unless you guys want me to come some time sooner'
ham,	'If you are not coughing then its nothing'
ham,	'Ü come lt 25 n pass to me lar'
ham,	'I\'m e person who\'s doing e sms survey...'
ham,	'Lol ok ill try to send. Be warned Sprint is dead slow. You\'ll prolly get it tomorrow'
ham,	'Thank You meet you monday'
ham,	'SO IS TH GOWER MATE WHICH IS WHERE I AM!?! HOW R U MAN? ALL IS GOOD IN WALES ILL B BACK ?MORROW. C U THIS WK? WHO WAS THE MSG 4? ? RANDOM!'
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ham,	'Dad wanted to talk about the apartment so I got a late start, omw now'
ham,	'I love you both too :-)'
ham,	'Lol u still feeling sick?'
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ham,	'Ok lor. I\'m in town now lei.'
ham,	'I had it already..sabarish asked me to go..'
ham,	'No da. . Vijay going to talk in jaya tv'
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ham,	'Still chance there. If you search hard you will get it..let have a try :)'
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ham,	'Do you always celebrate NY\'s with your family ?'
ham,	'We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of love. But the other lesser known facts 1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan\'s 4th wife, out of his 7 wifes. 2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaz\'s husband to marry her. 3. Mumtaz died in her  &lt;#&gt; th delivery. 4. He then married Mumtaz\'s sister. Question arises where the Hell is the LOVE?:-| -The Great Hari-'
ham,	'Its ok..come to my home it vl nice to meet and v can chat..'
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ham,	'Sent me de webadres for geting salary slip'
ham,	'She\'s fine. Sends her greetings'
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ham,	'But you dint in touch with me.'
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ham,	'Yeah sure I\'ll leave in a min'
ham,	'And do you have any one that can teach me how to ship cars.'
ham,	'The sign of maturity is not when we start saying big things.. But actually it is, when we start understanding small things... *HAVE A NICE EVENING* BSLVYL'
ham,	'Yeah confirmed for you staying at  that weekend'
ham,	'They said ü dun haf passport or smth like dat.. Or ü juz send to my email account..  '
ham,	'Multiply the numbers independently and count decimal points then, for the division, push the decimal places like i showed you.'
ham,	'Have a lovely night and when you wake up to see this message, i hope you smile knowing all is as should be. Have a great morning'
ham,	'Ard 4 lor...'
ham,	'You are right. Meanwhile how\'s project twins comin up'
ham,	'I sent your maga that money yesterday oh.'
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ham,	'Heart is empty without love.. Mind is empty without wisdom.. Eyes r empty without dreams &amp; Life is empty without frnds.. So Alwys Be In Touch. Good night &amp; sweet dreams'
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ham,	'Our ride equally uneventful - not too many of those pesky cyclists around at that time of night ;).'
ham,	'If you were/are free i can give. Otherwise nalla adi entey nattil kittum'
ham,	'I\'ve sent my wife your text. After we buy them she\'ll tell you what to do. So just relax. We should go get them this wkend.'
ham,	'I am in escape theatre now. . Going to watch KAVALAN in a few minutes'
ham,	'How much would it cost to hire a hitman'
ham,	'I anything lor...'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
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ham,	'Huh but i cant go 2 ur house empty handed right?'
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ham,	'Aight, we\'ll head out in a few'
ham,	'Then wat r u doing now? Busy wif work?'
ham,	'I know you mood off today'
ham,	'Jay told me already, will do'
ham,	'Cps is causing the outages to conserve energy.'
ham,	'I\'m not sure, I was just checking out what was happening around the area'
ham,	'Hey morning what you come to ask:-) pa...'
ham,	'Jordan got voted out last nite!'
ham,	'That means you got an A in epi, she.s fine. She.s here now.'
ham,	'I have no idea where you are'
ham,	'Pls come quick cant bare this.'
ham,	'Joy\'s father is John. Then John is the ____ of Joy\'s father. If u ans ths you hav  &lt;#&gt;  IQ. Tis s IAS question try to answer.'
ham,	'Call me. I m unable to cal. Lets meet bhaskar, and deep'
ham,	'No. I.ll meet you in the library'
ham,	'K, my roommate also wants a dubsack and another friend may also want some so plan on bringing extra, I\'ll tell you when they know for sure'
ham,	'Depends on individual lor e hair dresser say pretty but my parents say look gong. U kaypoh.. I also dunno wat she collecting.'
ham,	'Ok c ü then.'
ham,	'I enjoy watching and playing football and basketball. Anything outdoors. And you?'
ham,	'Can you please ask macho what his price range is, does he want something new or used plus it he only interfued in the blackberry bold  &lt;#&gt;  or any bb'
ham,	'Sorry sent blank msg again. Yup but trying 2 do some serious studying now.'
ham,	'Hey check it da. I have listed da.'
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ham,	'I meant as an apology from me for texting you to get me drugs at  &lt;#&gt; at night'
ham,	'That means from february to april i\'ll be getting a place to stay down there so i don\'t have to hustle back and forth during audition season as i have since my sister moved away from harlem.'
ham,	'Goin to workout lor... Muz lose e fats... '
ham,	'Damn, poor zac doesn\'t stand a chance'
ham,	'No message..no responce..what happend?'
ham,	'I want to tel u one thing u should not mistake me k THIS IS THE MESSAGE THAT YOU SENT:)'
ham,	'Yeah right! I\'ll bring my tape measure fri!'
ham,	'Still chance there. If you search hard you will get it..let have a try :)'
ham,	'Meeting u is my work. . . Tel me when shall i do my work tomorrow'
ham,	'Should I head straight there or what'
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ham,	'Thank you princess! You are so sexy...'
ham,	'Oooh I got plenty of those!'
ham,	'Hui xin is in da lib.'
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ham,	'It\'s not that you make me cry. It\'s just that when all our stuff happens on top of everything else, it pushes me over the edge. You don\'t underdtand how often i cry over my sorry, sorry life.'
ham,	'\"ME 2 BABE I FEEL THE SAME LETS JUST 4GET ABOUT IT+BOTH TRY +CHEER UP+NOT FIT SOO MUCHXXLOVE U LOCAXX\"'
ham,	'You know what hook up means right?'
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ham,	'He\'s really into skateboarding now despite the fact that he gets thrown off of it and winds up with bandages and shit all over his arms every five minutes'
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ham,	'My house here e sky quite dark liao... If raining then got excuse not 2 run already rite... Hee...'
ham,	'Sorry, left phone upstairs. OK, might be hectic but would be all my birds with one fell swoop. It\'s a date.'
ham,	'* Thought I didn\'t see you.'
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ham,	'Carlos says we can pick up from him later so yeah we\'re set'
ham,	'Hey babe, my friend had to cancel, still up for a visit ?'
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ham,	'Hmm ill have to think about it... ok you\'re forgiven! =D'
ham,	'We are hoping to get away by 7, from Langport. You still up for town tonight?'
ham,	'Want to send me a virtual hug?... I need one'
ham,	'Probably not, still going over some stuff here'
ham,	'It has issues right now. Ill fix for her by tomorrow.'
ham,	'Why i come in between you people'
ham,	'Senthil group company Apnt 5pm.'
ham,	'Oh really?? Did you make it on air? What\'s your talent?'
ham,	'Studying. But i.ll be free next weekend.'
ham,	'R u here yet? I\'m wearing blue shirt n black pants.'
ham,	'Wait.i will come out.. &lt;#&gt;  min:)'
ham,	'I will reach ur home in  &lt;#&gt;  minutes'
ham,	'Well then you have a great weekend!'
ham,	'What are you doing in langport? Sorry, but I\'ll probably be in bed by 9pm. It sucks being ill at xmas! When do you and go2sri lanka? '
ham,	'Frnd s not juz a word.....not merely a relationship.....its a silent promise which says ... \" I will be with YOU \" Wherevr.. Whenevr.. Forevr... Gudnyt dear..'
ham,	'Huh? 6 also cannot? Then only how many mistakes?'
ham,	'Ha... U jus ate honey ar? So sweet...'
ham,	'I\'m turning off my phone. My moms telling everyone I have cancer. And my sister won\'t stop calling. It hurts to talk. Can\'t put up with it. See u when u get home. Love u'
ham,	'Honey ? Sweetheart ? Darling ? Sexy buns ? Sugar plum ? Loverboy ? I miss you, boytoy ... *smacks your ass* Did you go to the gym too ?'
ham,	'Thanks for loving me so. You rock'
ham,	'Yeah imma come over cause jay wants to do some drugs'
ham,	'Ok thanx... Take care then...'
ham,	'Yup. Thk of u oso boring wat.'
ham,	' came to look at the flat, seems ok, in his 50s? * Is away alot wiv work. Got woman coming at 6.30 too.'
ham,	'Moji just informed me that you saved our lives. Thanks.'
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ham,	'Whos this am in class:-)'
ham,	'Hey r ü still online? I\'ve finished the formatting...'
ham,	'Great! So what attracts you to the brothas?'
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ham,	'Stupid.its not possible'
ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
ham,	'LOL what happens in Vegas stays in vegas'
ham,	'Hello, hello, hi lou sorry it took so long 2 reply- I left mobile at friends in Lancaster, just got it bak Neway im sorry I couldn?t make ur b?day 2 hun!'
ham,	'When did i use soc... I use it only at home... Ü dunno how 2 type it in word ar...'
ham,	'Dad says hurry the hell up'
ham,	'Wake me up at  &lt;#&gt;  am morning:)'
ham,	'I get out of class in bsn in like  &lt;#&gt;  minutes, you know where advising is?'
ham,	'Great! I shoot big loads so get ready!'
ham,	'I\'ll meet you in the lobby'
ham,	'You still coming tonight?'
ham,	'What happen dear tell me'
ham,	'Sir, i am waiting for your call, once free please call me.'
ham,	'No i am not having not any movies in my laptop'
ham,	'I was about to do it when i texted. I finished a long time ago and showered and er\'ything!'
ham,	'Ok im not sure what time i finish tomorrow but i wanna spend the evening with you cos that would be vewy vewy lubly! Love me xxx'
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ham,	'I am in tirupur.  call you da.'
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ham,	'S:)but he had some luck.2 catches put down:)'
ham,	'How i noe... Did ü specify da domain as nusstu... Ü still in sch...'
ham,	'Oh...i asked for fun. Haha...take care. ü'
ham,	'Shall i get my pouch?'
ham,	'Hey loverboy! I love you !! I had to tell ... I look at your picture and ache to feel you between my legs ... Fuck I want you ... I need you ... I crave you .'
ham,	'How is my boy? No sweet words left for me this morning ... *sighs* ... How goes you day, my love ? Did you start your studying?'
ham,	'Kent vale lor... Ü wait 4 me there ar?'
ham,	'Ok. Very good. Its all about making that money.'
ham,	'Reading gud habit.. Nan bari hudgi yorge pataistha ertini kano:-)'
ham,	'Aight do you still want to get money'
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ham,	'Sorry pa, i dont knw who ru pa?'
ham,	'Wat u doing there?'
ham,	'If i not meeting ü all rite then i\'ll go home lor. If ü dun feel like comin it\'s ok.'
ham,	'Oh, i will get paid. The most outstanding one is for a commercial i did for Hasbro...in AUGUST! They made us jump through so many hoops to get paid. Still not.'
ham,	'I am late,so call you tomorrow morning.take care sweet dreams....u and me...ummifying...bye.'
ham,	'Networking technical support associate.'
ham,	'I\'m gonna rip out my uterus.'
ham,	'Cool. Do you like swimming? I have a pool and jacuzzi at my house.'
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ham,	'Yeah why not, is the gang all ready'
ham,	'Blank is Blank. But wat is blank? Lol'
ham,	'I\'m in a movie... Collect car oredi...'
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ham,	'Nothing spl..wat abt u and whr ru?'
ham,	'No chikku nt yet.. Ya i\'m free'
ham,	'Aldrine, rakhesh ex RTM here.pls call.urgent.'
ham,	'The search 4 happiness is 1 of d main sources of unhappiness! Accept life the way it comes! U will find happiness in every moment u live.'
ham,	'I\'m at home. Please call'
ham,	'I guess you could be as good an excuse as any, lol.'
ham,	'Isn\'t frnd a necesity in life? imagine urself witout a frnd.. hw\'d u feel at ur colleg? wat\'ll u do wth ur cell? wat abt functions? thnk abt events espe\'ll cared, missed &amp; irritated u? 4wrd it to all those dear-loving frnds wthout whom u cant live.. I jst did it.. Takecare..:) GOODMORNING'
ham,	'Gud mrng dear hav a nice day'
ham,	'Old Orchard near univ. How about you?'
ham,	'4 tacos + 1 rajas burrito, right?'
ham,	'It‘s £6 to get in, is that ok?'
ham,	'Hows the street where the end of library walk is?'
ham,	'Plz note: if anyone calling from a mobile Co. &amp; asks u to type # &lt;#&gt;  or # &lt;#&gt; . Do not do so. Disconnect the call,coz it iz an attempt of \'terrorist\' to make use of the sim card no. Itz confirmd by nokia n motorola n has been verified by CNN IBN.'
ham,	'We stopped to get ice cream and will go back after'
ham,	'Did you stitch his trouser'
ham,	'No da. . Vijay going to talk in jaya tv'
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ham,	'Hey i\'m bored... So i\'m thinking of u... So wat r u doing?'
ham,	'Nah, Wednesday. When should I bring the mini cheetos bag over?'
ham,	'Nobody names their penis a girls name this story doesn\'t add up at all'
ham,	'Aight, let me know when you\'re gonna be around usf'
ham,	'I\'m not. She lip synced with shangela.'
ham,	'Ü neva tell me how i noe... I\'m not at home in da aft wat... '
ham,	'A bit of Ur smile is my hppnss, a drop of Ur tear is my sorrow, a part of Ur heart is my life, a heart like mine wil care for U, forevr as my GOODFRIEND'
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ham,	'Buzz! Hey, my Love ! I think of you and hope your day goes well. Did you sleep in ? I miss you babe. I long for the moment we are together again*loving smile*'
ham,	'Haha... Sounds crazy, dunno can tahan anot...'
ham,	'Why are u up so early?'
ham,	'Ya that one is slow as poo'
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ham,	'Where are you call me.'
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ham,	'Love it! The girls at the office may wonder why you are smiling but sore...'
ham,	'Hi, wlcome back, did wonder if you got eaten by a lion or something, nothing much'
ham,	'Does uncle timi help in clearing cars'
ham,	'I came hostel. I m going to sleep. Plz call me up before class. Hrishi.'
ham,	'Ok... But bag again..'
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ham,	'How r ü going to send it to me?'
ham,	'Can you do online transaction?'
ham,	'Dear got train and seat mine lower seat'
ham,	'Let me know if you need anything else. Salad or desert or something... How many beers shall i get?'
ham,	'Wat r u doing?'
ham,	'WHORE YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.'
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ham,	'I love you !!! You know? Can you feel it? Does it make your belly warm? I wish it does, my love ... I shall meet you in your dreams, Ahmad ... *adoring kiss*'
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ham,	'Hey are you angry with me. Reply me dr.'
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ham,	'Actually nvm, got hella cash, we still on for  &lt;#&gt; ish?'
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ham,	'It\'s ok, at least armand\'s still around'
ham,	'No da. I am happy that we sit together na'
ham,	'Yup song bro. No creative. Neva test quality. He said check review online.'
ham,	'No dude, its not fake..my frnds got money, thts y i\'m reffering u..if u member wit my mail link, u vl be credited  &lt;#&gt; rs and il be getiing  &lt;#&gt; rs..i can draw my acc wen it is  &lt;#&gt; rs..'
ham,	'Dude while were makin those weirdy brownies my sister made awesome cookies. I took pics.'
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ham,	'Pls dont restrict her from eating anythin she likes for the next two days.'
ham,	'Mm you ask him to come its enough :-)'
ham,	'At the funeral home with Audrey and dad'
ham,	'Aight, can you text me the address?'
ham,	'Excellent! Wish we were together right now!'
ham,	'Yep then is fine 7.30 or 8.30 for ice age.'
ham,	'Pls i wont belive god.not only jesus.'
ham,	'Can. Dunno wat to get 4 her...'
ham,	'Not yet chikku..k, then wat abt tht guy did he stopped irritating or msging to u..'
ham,	'How long does it take to get it.'
ham,	'This is my number by vivek..'
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ham,	'sorry brah, just finished the last of my exams, what up'
ham,	'I got arrested for possession at, I shit you not,  &lt;TIME&gt;  pm'
ham,	'You are right though. I can\'t give you the space you want and need. This is really starting to become an issue. I was going to suggest setting a definite move out--if i\'m still there-- after greece. But maybe you are ready and should do it now.'
ham,	'Just normal only here :)'
ham,	'Please protect yourself from e-threats. SIB never asks for sensitive information like Passwords,ATM/SMS PIN thru email. Never share your password with anybody.'
ham,	'I miss you so much I\'m so desparate I have recorded the message you left for me the other day and listen to it just to hear the sound of your voice. I love you'
ham,	'Hi. I\'m always online on yahoo and would like to chat with you someday'
ham,	'Goodmorning,my grandfather expired..so am on leave today.'
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ham,	'Where are you ? What are you doing ? Are yuou working on getting the pc to your mom\'s ? Did you find a spot that it would work ? I need you'
ham,	'Sure, I\'ll see if I can come by in a bit'
ham,	'I agree. So i can stop thinkin about ipad. Can you please ask macho the same question.'
ham,	'Let\'s pool our money together and buy a bunch of lotto tickets. If we win I get &lt;#&gt; % u get &lt;#&gt; %. Deal?'
ham,	'Ok.'
ham,	'I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer'
ham,	'Watching tv lor. Nice one then i like lor.'
ham,	'I\'m thinking that chennai forgot to come for auction..'
ham,	'Then ü come n pick me at 530 ar?'
ham,	'Early bird! Any purchases yet?'
ham,	'Went to pay rent. So i had to go to the bank to authorise the payment.'
ham,	'Erm … ill pick you up at about 6.45pm. That\'ll give enough time to get there, park and that.'
ham,	'HEY MATE! HOWS U HONEY?DID U AVE GOOD HOLIDAY? GIMMI DE GOSS!x'
ham,	'Howz pain.it will come down today.do as i said ystrday.ice and medicine.'
ham,	'chile, please! It\'s only a  &lt;DECIMAL&gt;  hour drive for me. I come down all the time and will be subletting feb-april for audition season.'
ham,	'Yes ammae....life takes lot of turns you can only sit and try to hold the steering...'
ham,	'Yeah that\'s what I thought, lemme know if anything\'s goin on later'
ham,	'Mmmm.... I cant wait to lick it!'
ham,	'Pls go there today  &lt;#&gt; . I dont want any excuses'
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ham,	'Can you plz tell me the ans. BSLVYL sent via fullonsms.com'
ham,	'U in town alone?'
ham,	'I to am looking forward to all the sex cuddling.. Only two more sleeps '
ham,	'We have all rounder:)so not required:)'
ham,	'No, its true..k,Do u knw dis no. &lt;#&gt; ?'
ham,	'Dont worry, 1 day very big lambu ji vl come..til then enjoy batchlor party:-)'
ham,	'oh ya... Got hip hop open. Haha i was thinking can go for jazz then zoom to cine... Actually tonight i\'m free leh... And there\'s a kb lesson tonight'
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ham,	'I\'m ok. Will do my part tomorrow'
ham,	'No! But we found a diff farm shop to buy some cheese. On way back now, can i call in?'
ham,	'R u still working now?'
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ham,	'Yep. I do like the pink furniture tho.'
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ham,	'Theoretically yeah, he could be able to come'
ham,	'Alright we\'re hooked up, where you guys at'
ham,	'not that I know of, most people up here are still out of town'
ham,	'No let me do the math. Your not good at it.'
ham,	'Oh ok wait 4 me there... My lect havent finish'
ham,	'Yeah my usual guy\'s out of town but there\'re definitely people around I know'
ham,	'I am joining today formally.Pls keep praying.will talk later.'
ham,	'Happy or sad , one thing about past is- \"Its no more\" GOOD MORNING :-):-).'
ham,	'No. Did you multimedia message them or e-mail?'
ham,	'Okie but i scared u say i fat... Then u dun wan me already...'
ham,	'did u get that message'
ham,	'Sorry sir, i will call you tomorrow.  senthil.hsbc'
ham,	'What you need. You have a person to give na.'
ham,	'She left it very vague. She just said she would inform the person in accounting about the delayed rent and that i should discuss with the housing agency about my renting another place. But checking online now and all places around usc are  &lt;#&gt;  and up'
ham,	'Hi juan. Im coming home on fri hey. Of course i expect a welcome party and lots of presents. Ill phone u when i get back. Loads of love nicky x x x x x x x x x'
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ham,	'Short But Cute: \"Be a good person, but dont try to prove it..\" .Gud noon....'
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ham,	'Like a personal sized or what'
ham,	'Same, I\'m at my great aunts anniversary party in tarpon springs'
ham,	'Cab is available.they pick up and drop at door steps.'
ham,	'ok....take care.umma to you too...'
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ham,	'No problem. We will be spending a lot of quality time together...'
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ham,	'No. Thank you. You\'ve been wonderful'
ham,	'Otherwise had part time job na-tuition..'
ham,	'Ü mean it\'s confirmed... I tot they juz say oni... Ok then... '
ham,	'Okie'
ham,	'That depends. How would you like to be treated? :)'
ham,	'Right on brah, see you later'
ham,	'Waiting in e car 4 my mum lor. U leh? Reach home already?'
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ham,	'Went fast asleep dear.take care.'
ham,	'No that just means you have a fat head'
ham,	'Sounds like a plan! Cardiff is still here and still cold! I\'m sitting on the radiator!'
ham,	'Serious? What like proper tongued her'
ham,	'She.s good. She was wondering if you wont say hi but she.s smiling now. So how are you coping with the long distance'
ham,	'How i noe... She\'s in da car now... Later then c lar... I\'m wearing shorts...'
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ham,	'Ard 530 lor. I ok then message ü lor.'
ham,	'Ok. C u then.'
ham,	'Eh ur laptop got no stock lei... He say mon muz come again to take a look c got a not...'
ham,	'No need to ke qi... Ü too bored izzit y suddenly thk of this...'
ham,	'I wish! I don\'t think its gonna snow that much. But it will be more than those flurries we usually get that melt before they hit the ground. Eek! We haven\'t had snow since &lt;#&gt; before I was even born!'
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ham,	'Do 1 thing! Change that sentence into: \"Because i want 2 concentrate in my educational career im leaving here..\"'
ham,	'Oh really? perform, write a paper, go to a movie AND be home by midnight, huh?'
ham,	'Okay lor... Will they still let us go a not ah? Coz they will not know until later. We drop our cards into the box right?'
ham,	'How? Izzit still raining?'
ham,	'As if i wasn\'t having enough trouble sleeping.'
ham,	'I havent add ü yet right.. '
ham,	'Lol ... I really need to remember to eat when I\'m drinking but I do appreciate you keeping me company that night babe *smiles*'
ham,	'Babe ? I lost you ... Will you try rebooting ?'
ham,	'Yes. Nigh you cant aha.'
ham,	'I thk ü gotta go home by urself. Cos i\'ll b going out shopping 4 my frens present. '
ham,	'Nooooooo I\'m gonna be bored to death all day. Cable and internet outage.'
ham,	'Sos! Any amount i can get pls.'
ham,	'Playin space poker, u?'
ham,	'How come guoyang go n tell her? Then u told her?'
ham,	'You need to get up. Now.'
ham,	'They r giving a second chance to rahul dengra.'
ham,	'Yeah, in fact he just asked if we needed anything like an hour ago. When and how much?'
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ham,	'Y ü wan to go there? C doctor?'
ham,	'Does daddy have a bb now.'
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ham,	'She\'s borderline but yeah whatever.'
ham,	'I got a call from a landline number. . . I am asked to come to anna nagar . . . I will go in the afternoon'
ham,	'Until 545 lor... Ya, can go 4 dinner together...'
ham,	'I will be gentle princess! We will make sweet gentle love...'
ham,	'How u doin baby girl ?? hope u are okay every time I call ure phone is off! I miss u get in touch'
ham,	'Sorry, went to bed early, nightnight'
ham,	'I like to think there\'s always the possibility of being in a pub later.'
ham,	'HMM yeah if your not too grooved out! And im looking forward to my pound special :)'
ham,	'I got to video tape pple type in message lor. U so free wan 2 help me? Hee... Cos i noe u wan 2 watch infernal affairs so ask u along. Asking shuhui oso.'
ham,	'Hi dude hw r u da realy mising u today'
ham,	'Me hungry buy some food good lei... But mum n yun dun wan juz buy a little bit... '
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ham,	'I probably won\'t eat at all today. I think I\'m gonna pop. How was your weekend? Did u miss me?'
ham,	'I knew it... U slept v late yest? Wake up so late...'
ham,	'Haha... dont be angry with yourself... Take it as a practice for the real thing. =) '
ham,	'Where is that one day training:-)'
ham,	'So i could kiss and feel you next to me...'
ham,	'Have a nice day my dear.'
ham,	'I sent lanre fakeye\'s Eckankar details to the mail box'
ham,	'Your dad is back in ph?'
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ham,	'If you ask her or she say any please message.'
ham,	'If e timing can, then i go w u lor...'
ham,	'Love you aathi..love u lot..'
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ham,	'Did u turn on the heater? The heater was on and set to &lt;#&gt; degrees.'
ham,	'Thanks for your message. I really appreciate your sacrifice. I\'m not sure of the process of direct pay but will find out on my way back from the test tomorrow. I\'m in class now. Do have a wonderful day.'
ham,	'That\'s the trouble with classes that go well - you\'re due a dodgey one … Expecting mine tomo! See you for recovery, same time, same place '
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ham,	'Night night, see you tomorrow'
ham,	'Roger that. We‘re probably going to rem in about 20'
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ham,	'I wish u were here. I feel so alone'
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ham,	'Huh i cant thk of more oredi how many pages do we have?'
ham,	'His frens go then he in lor. Not alone wif my mum n sis lor.'
ham,	'Nationwide auto centre (or something like that) on Newport road. I liked them there'
ham,	'Hey, I missed you tm of last night as my phone was on the charge ... *smiles* ... I am meeting a friend shortly'
ham,	'Whatever, juliana. Do whatever you want.'
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ham,	'Hello. Sort of out in town already. That . So dont rush home, I am eating nachos. Will let you know eta.'
ham,	'Ok lor. Anyway i thk we cant get tickets now cos like quite late already. U wan 2 go look 4 ur frens a not? Darren is wif them now...'
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ham,	'Dizzamn, aight I\'ll ask my suitemates when I get back'
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ham,	'I love to cuddle! I want to hold you in my strong arms right now...'
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ham,	'He\'s just gonna worry for nothing. And he won\'t give you money its no use.'
ham,	'Did you get any gift? This year i didnt get anything. So bad'
ham,	'somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite &amp; sweet dreams'
ham,	'Well there\'s a pattern emerging of my friends telling me to drive up and come smoke with them and then telling me that I\'m a weed fiend/make them smoke too much/impede their doing other things so you see how I\'m hesitant'
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ham,	'I\'m reaching home in 5 min.'
ham,	'Forgot you were working today! Wanna chat, but things are ok so drop me a text when you\'re free / bored etc and i\'ll ring. Hope all is well, nose essay and all xx'
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ham,	'Ok.'
ham,	'Sorry, I can\'t text &amp; drive coherently, see you in twenty'
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ham,	'Eek that\'s a lot of time especially since American Pie is like 8 minutes long. I can\'t stop singing it.'
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ham,	'University of southern california.'
ham,	'We have to pick rayan macleran there.'
ham,	'U gd lor go shopping i got stuff to do. U wan 2 watch infernal affairs a not? Come lar...'
ham,	'Well. Balls. Time to make calls'
ham,	'Wat time ü wan today?'
ham,	' &lt;#&gt;  in mca. But not conform.'
ham,	'Oh ok.. Wat\'s ur email?'
ham,	'Yes, princess. Are you going to make me moan?'
ham,	'Lol its ok I didn\'t remember til last nite'
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ham,	'Cool, I\'ll text you in a few'
ham,	'Sorry vikky, i\'m Watching olave mandara movie kano in trishul theatre wit my frnds..'
ham,	'I\'m very happy for you babe ! Woo hoo party on dude!'
ham,	'I am taking you for italian food. How about a pretty dress with no panties? :)'
ham,	'Wot u up 2? Thout u were gonna call me!! Txt bak luv K'
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ham,	'How are you holding up?'
ham,	'Dont flatter yourself... Tell that man of mine two pints of carlin in ten minutes please.... '
ham,	'Hope you are not scared!'
ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
ham,	'I\'m at home n ready...'
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ham,	'What time do u get out?'
ham,	'I am literally in bed and have been up for like  &lt;#&gt;  hours'
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ham,	'If You mean the website. Yes.'
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ham,	'Lol or I could just starve and lose a pound by the end of the day.'
ham,	'Yeah that\'s the impression I got'
ham,	'Ok ok take care. I can understand.'
ham,	'Motivate Behind every darkness, there is a shining light waiting for you to find it... Behind every best friend, there is always trust and love... BSLVYL'
ham,	'Ya ok, then had dinner?'
ham,	'I was slept that time.you there?'
ham,	'dont make ne plans for nxt wknd coz she wants us to come down then ok'
ham,	'When is school starting. Where will you stay. What\'s the weather like. And the food. Do you have a social support system like friends in the school. All these things are important.'
ham,	'Ha ha nan yalrigu heltini..Iyo kothi chikku, u shared many things wit me..so far i didn\'t told any body and even uttered a word abt u.. If ur trusting me so much how can i tell these to others.. Plz nxt time dont use those words to me..ok, chikku:-);-)B-)'
ham,	'Noice. Text me when you\'re here'
ham,	'Hi di is yijue we\'re meeting at 7 pm at esaplanade tonight.'
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ham,	'Aight I\'ve been set free, think you could text me blake\'s address? It occurs to me I\'m not quite as sure what I\'m doing as I thought I was'
ham,	'Hi dear we saw dear. We both are happy. Where you my battery is low'
ham,	'How are you. Its been ages. How\'s abj'
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ham,	'Fyi I\'m gonna call you sporadically starting at like  &lt;#&gt;  bc we are not not doin this shit'
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ham,	'Hope you?re not having too much fun without me!! see u tomorrow love jess x'
ham,	'Ok i wont call or disturb any one. I know all are avoiding me. I am a burden for all'
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ham,	'O i played smash bros  &lt;#&gt;  religiously.'
ham,	'Sir, good morning. Hope you had a good weekend. I called to let you know that i was able to raise  &lt;#&gt;  from my dad. He however said he would make the rest available by mid feb. This amount is still quite short and i was hoping you would help. Do have a good day. Abiola'
ham,	'Hurry home. Soup is DONE!'
ham,	'No no. I will check all rooms befor activities'
ham,	'Good afternoon, my love. It was good to see your words on YM and get your tm. Very smart move, my slave ... *smiles* ... I drink my coffee and await you.'
ham,	'Quite ok but a bit ex... U better go eat smth now else i\'ll feel guilty...'
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ham,	'He needs to stop going to bed and make with the fucking dealing'
ham,	'How are you, my Love ? Are you with your brother ? Time to talk english with him ? *grins* Say : Hey Muhommad, Penny says hello from across the sea'
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ham,	'Hey doc pls I want to get nice t shirt for my hubby nice fiting ones my budget is  &lt;#&gt; k help pls I will load d card abi hw,keep me posted luv. 2 mj'
ham,	'I remain unconvinced that this isn\'t an elaborate test of my willpower'
ham,	'\"Life is nothing wen v get everything\". But \"life is everything wen v miss something \". Real value of people wil be realized only in their absence.... gud mrng'
ham,	'how are you? I miss you!'
ham,	'I ain\'t answerin no phone at what is actually a pretty reasonable hour but I\'m sleepy'
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ham,	'i am going to bed now prin'
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ham,	'If u dun drive then how i go 2 sch.'
ham,	'I not at home now lei...'
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ham,	'Jus finish my lunch on my way home lor... I tot u dun wan 2 stay in sch today...'
ham,	'K then 2marrow are you coming to class.'
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ham,	'Pls send me your address sir.'
ham,	'I want to lick your pussy now...'
ham,	'Yo, you gonna still be in stock tomorrow/today? I\'m trying to get a dubsack'
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ham,	'I\'ll see, but prolly yeah'
ham,	'Thought we could go out for dinner. I\'ll treat you! Seem ok?'
ham,	'Where are you ? What do you do ? How can you stand to be away from me ? Doesn\'t your heart ache without me ? Don\'t you wonder of me ? Don\'t you crave me ?'
ham,	'Sorry. You never hear unless you book it. One was kinda a joke--thet were really looking for skinny white girls. The other was one line--you can only do so much on camera with that. Something like that they\'re casting on the look.'
ham,	'What you doing?how are you?'
ham,	'Sure thing big man. i have hockey elections at 6, shouldn‘t go on longer than an hour though'
ham,	'Watch lor. I saw a few swatch one i thk quite ok. Ard 116 but i need 2nd opinion leh...'
ham,	'Hiya do u like the hlday pics looked horrible in them so took mo out! Hows the camp Amrca thing? Speak soon Serena:)'
ham,	'Babe! How goes that day ? What are you up to ? I miss you already, my Love ... * loving kiss* ... I hope everything goes well.'
ham,	'Yunny... I\'m goin to be late'
ham,	'Doc prescribed me morphine cause the other pain meds aren\'t enough. Waiting for my mom to bring it. That med should kick in fast so I\'m gonna try to be on later'
ham,	'Cool, want me to go to kappa or should I meet you outside mu'
ham,	'Hey sexy buns ! Have I told you ? I adore you, loverboy. I hope you remember to thank your sister in law for those meatballs *grins* ... i love you, babe'
ham,	'May b approve panalam...but it should have more posts..'
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ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us'
ham,	'Me i\'m not workin. Once i get job...'
ham,	'And by when you\'re done I mean now'
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ham,	'Is it your yahoo boys that bring in the perf? Or legal.'
ham,	'No need to say anything to me. I know i am an outsider'
ham,	'have you ever had one foot before?'
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ham,	'Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon \"A Person Who Irritates u Always Is the one Who Loves u Vry Much But Fails to Express It...!..!! :-) :-) gud nyt'
ham,	'Leave it wif me lar... Ü wan to carry meh so heavy... Is da num 98321561 familiar to ü?'
ham,	'Beautiful truth : Expression of the face could Be seen by everyone... But the depression of heart Could be understood only By the Loved ones.. Gud Ni8;-)'
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ham,	'That\'s a shame! Maybe cld meet for few hrs tomo?'
ham,	'Lol I would but despite these cramps I like being a girl.'
ham,	'I can?t wait for cornwall. Hope tonight isn?t too bad as well but it?s rock night shite. Anyway i?m going for a kip now have a good night. Speak to you soon.'
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ham,	'Haven\'t found a way to get another app for your phone, eh ? Will you go to the net cafe ? Did you take that job? Geeee I need you babe. I crave to see you ...'
ham,	'I only work from mon to thurs but Sat i cant leh... Booked liao... Which other day u free?'
ham,	'Ü comin to fetch us oredi...'
ham,	'What\'s nannys address?'
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ham,	'Yo, call me when you get the chance, a friend of mine wanted me to ask you about a big order'
ham,	'This single single answers are we fighting? Plus i said am broke and you didnt reply'
ham,	'It certainly puts things into perspective when something like this happens'
ham,	'Now got tv 2 watch meh? U no work today?'
ham,	'i felt so...not any conveying reason.. Ese he... What about me?'
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ham,	'How\'s it going? Got any exciting karaoke type activities planned? I\'m debating whether to play football this eve. Feeling lazy though.'
ham,	'I told that am coming on wednesday.'
ham,	'Its ok, called mom instead have fun'
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ham,	'Well if I\'m that desperate I\'ll just call armand again'
ham,	'Are you at work right now ?'
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ham,	'Haven\'t heard anything and he\'s not answering my texts so I\'m guessing he flaked. That said the jb is fantastic'
ham,	'Mmmmmm ... I love you,so much, Ahmad ... I can\'t wait for this year to begin as every second takes me closer to being at your side. Happy New Year, my love!!'
ham,	'Pls what\'s the full name of joke\'s school cos fees in university of florida seem to actually be  &lt;#&gt; k. Pls holla back'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'Ok... But they said i\'ve got wisdom teeth hidden inside n mayb need 2 remove.'
ham,	'And pls pls drink plenty plenty water'
ham,	'How are you doing. How\'s the queen. Are you going for the royal wedding'
ham,	'He\'s in lag. That\'s just the sad part but we keep in touch thanks to skype'
ham,	'Ok lor then we go tog lor...'
ham,	'Two teams waiting for some players'
ham,	'Can ü send me a copy of da report?'
ham,	'swhrt how u dey,hope ur ok, tot about u 2day.love n miss.take care.'
ham,	'Ok da, i already planned. I wil pick you.'
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ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later in meeting'
ham,	'I just really need shit before tomorrow and I know you won\'t be awake before like 6'
ham,	'I\'m good. Have you registered to vote?'
ham,	'Hmm ok, i\'ll stay for like an hour cos my eye is really sore!'
ham,	'Dear got bus directly to calicut'
ham,	'Mm umma ask vava also to come tell him can play later together'
ham,	'Well the general price is  &lt;#&gt; /oz, let me know if/when/how much you want'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
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ham,	'Ok i\'m coming home now.'
ham,	'Can not use foreign stamps in this country.'
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ham,	'I will come tomorrow di'
ham,	'Wylie update: my weed dealer carlos went to freedom and had a class with lunsford'
ham,	'Are you happy baby ? Are you alright ? Did you take that job ? I hope your fine. I send you a kiss to make you smile from across the sea ... *kiss* *kiss*'
ham,	'C movie is juz last minute decision mah. Juz watch 2 lar but i tot ü not interested.'
ham,	'How are you enjoying this semester? Take care brother.'
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ham,	'Get the door, I\'m here'
ham,	'Lets use it next week, princess :)'
ham,	'Or i go home first lar ü wait 4 me lor.. I put down my stuff first..'
ham,	'I want kfc its Tuesday. Only buy 2 meals ONLY 2. No gravy. Only 2 Mark. 2!'
ham,	'No da:)he is stupid da..always sending like this:)don believe any of those message.pandy is a mental:)'
ham,	'Oi when you gonna ring'
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ham,	'I attended but nothing is there.'
ham,	'Ard 530 like dat lor. We juz meet in mrt station then ü dun haf to come out.'
ham,	'No dear i was sleeping :-P'
ham,	'Er mw im filled tuth is aight'
ham,	'Will be office around 4 pm. Now i am going hospital.'
ham,	'Actually i\'m waiting for 2 weeks when they start putting ad.'
ham,	'Anything lor if they all go then i go lor...'
ham,	'U free on sat rite? U wan 2 watch infernal affairs wif me n darren n mayb xy?'
ham,	'Plz note: if anyone calling from a mobile Co. &amp; asks u to type # &lt;#&gt;  or # &lt;#&gt; . Do not do so. Disconnect the call,coz it iz an attempt of \'terrorist\' to make use of the sim card no. Itz confirmd by nokia n motorola n has been verified by CNN IBN.'
ham,	'Yo you around? A friend of mine\'s lookin to pick up later tonight'
ham,	'Stupid auto correct on my phone'
ham,	'Double eviction this week - Spiral and Michael and good riddance to them!'
ham,	'\"The world suffers a lot... Not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the silence of good people!\", Gud night....'
ham,	'Ok thats cool. Its , just off either raglan rd or edward rd. Behind the cricket ground. Gimme ring when ur closeby see you tuesday.'
ham,	'Buy one egg for me da..please:)'
ham,	'Have you started in skye'
ham,	'Have you bookedthe hut? And also your time off? How are you by the way?'
ham,	'And several to you sir.'
ham,	'U really pig leh sleep so much. My dad wake me up at 10 smth 2 eat lunch today.'
ham,	'I\'m at home. Please call'
ham,	'My love ... I hope your not doing anything drastic. Don\'t you dare sell your pc or your phone ...'
ham,	'Now only i reached home. . . I am very tired now. . I will come tomorro'
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ham,	'Lol wtf random. Btw is that your lunch break'
ham,	'Sez, hows u & de arab boy? Hope u r all good give my love 2 evry1 love ya eshxxxxxxxxxxx'
ham,	'The LAY MAN! Just to let you know you are missed and thought off. Do have a great day. And if you can send me bimbo and ugo\'s numbers, ill appreciate. Safe'
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ham,	'Okie...'
ham,	'Aight, I\'m chillin in a friend\'s room so text me when you\'re on the way'
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ham,	'Loosu go to hospital. De dont let it careless.'
ham,	'How much for an eighth?'
ham,	'Omg Joanna is freaking me out. She\'s looked thru all my friends to find photos of me. And then she\'s asking about stuff on my MySpace which I haven\'t even logged on in like a year. :/'
ham,	'Send ur birthdate with month and year, I will tel u ur LIFE PARTNER\'S name. and the method of calculation. Reply must.'
ham,	'Juz now havent woke up so a bit blur blur... Can? Dad went out liao... I cant cum now oso...'
ham,	'How about clothes, jewelry, and trips?'
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ham,	'I am late. I will be there at'
ham,	'Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b\'day. My Wife did\'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.'
ham,	'Are you plans with your family set in stone ?'
ham,	'Pls dont forget to study'
ham,	'You\'ll never believe this but i have actually got off at taunton. Wow'
ham,	'Den only weekdays got special price... Haiz... Cant eat liao... Cut nails oso muz wait until i finish drivin wat, lunch still muz eat wat... '
ham,	'She just broke down a list of reasons why nobody\'s in town and I can\'t tell if she\'s being sarcastic or just faggy'
ham,	' &lt;DECIMAL&gt; m but its not a common car here so its better to buy from china or asia. Or if i find it less expensive. I.ll holla'
ham,	'The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart....gn tc'
ham,	'SORRY IM STIL FUCKED AFTER LAST NITE WENT TOBED AT 430 GOT UP 4 WORK AT 630'
ham,	'Hey so whats the plan this sat? '
ham,	'Beauty sleep can help ur pimples too.'
ham,	'Great. Hope you are using your connections from mode men also cos you can never know why old friends can lead you to today'
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ham,	'Where to get those?'
ham,	'Kind of. Just missed train cos of asthma attack, nxt one in half hr so driving in. not sure where to park.'
ham,	'Ball is moving a lot.will spin in last :)so very difficult to bat:)'
ham,	'Haiyoh... Maybe your hamster was jealous of million'
ham,	'Can you please send me my aunty\'s number'
ham,	'I\'m glad. You are following your dreams.'
ham,	'I\'ve reached home finally...'
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ham,	'Wn u r hurt by d prsn who s close 2 u, do fight wit dem. Coz somtimes dis fight saves a relation bt being quiet leaves nothin in a relation.. Gud eveB-)'
ham,	'U can call now...'
ham,	'Science tells that chocolate will melt under the sunlight. Please don\'t walk under the sunlight. BCoz,I don\'t want to loss a sweet friend.'
ham,	'Yes. I come to nyc for audiitions and am trying to relocate.'
ham,	'I pocked you up there before'
ham,	'Congrats. That\'s great. I wanted to tell you not to tell me your score cos it might make me relax. But its motivating me so thanks for sharing'
ham,	'I wud never mind if u dont miss me or if u dont need me.. But u wil really hurt me wen u need me &amp; u dont tell me......... Take care:-)'
ham,	'Hey mr whats the name of that bill brison book the one about language and words '
ham,	'Okay, good, no problem, and thanx!'
ham,	'For you information, IKEA is spelled with all caps. That is not yelling. when you thought i had left you, you were sitting on the bed among the mess when i came in. i said we were going after you got home from class. please don\'t try and bullshit me. It makes me want to listen to you less.'
ham,	'Call me when u\'re done...'
ham,	'G.W.R'
ham,	'You best watch what you say cause I get drunk as a motherfucker'
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ham,	'Hurt me... Tease me... Make me cry... But in the end of my life when i die plz keep one rose on my grave and say STUPID I MISS U.. HAVE A NICE DAY BSLVYL'
ham,	'Erm... Woodland avenue somewhere. Do you get the parish magazine, his telephone number will be in there.'
ham,	'Are there TA jobs available? Let me know please cos i really need to start working'
ham,	'Aiyar hard 2 type. U later free then tell me then i call n scold n tell u.'
ham,	'Yup i\'m free...'
ham,	'Good good, billy mates all gone. Just been jogging, again! Did enjoy concert?'
ham,	'Yo come over carlos will be here soon'
ham,	'Awww dat is sweet! We can think of something to do he he! Have a nice time tonight ill probably txt u later cos im lonely :( xxx.'
ham,	'I guess it is useless calling u 4 something important.'
ham,	'Ha ha - had popped down to the loo when you hello-ed me. Hello!'
ham,	'He dint tell anything. He is angry on me that why you told to abi.'
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ham,	'It so happens that there r 2waxsto do wat you want. She can come and ill get her medical insurance. And she\'ll be able to deliver and have basic care. I\'m currently shopping for the right medical insurance for her. So just give me til friday morning. Thats when i.ll see the major person that can guide me to the right insurance.'
ham,	'I keep ten rs in my shelf:) buy two egg.'
ham,	'I wasn\'t well babe, i have swollen glands at my throat ... What did you end up doing ?'
ham,	'Is ur changes 2 da report big? Cos i\'ve already made changes 2 da previous report.'
ham,	'Captain is in our room:)'
ham,	'I can\'t speak, bcaz mobile have problem. I can listen you but you cann\'t listen my voice. So i calls you later.'
ham,	'HIYA STU WOT U UP 2.IM IN SO MUCH TRUBLE AT HOME AT MOMENT EVONE HATES ME EVEN U! WOT THE HELL AV I DONE NOW? Y WONT U JUST TELL ME TEXT BCK PLEASE LUV DAN '
ham,	'S...i will take mokka players only:)'
ham,	'Are you still playing with gautham?'
ham,	'Hey mr  and I are going to the sea view and having a couple of gays I mean games! Give me a bell when ya finish '
ham,	'K, jason says he\'s gonna be around so I\'ll be up there around  &lt;#&gt;'
ham,	'Sorry . I will be able to get to you. See you in the morning.'
ham,	'Aight well keep me informed'
ham,	'I am not having her number sir'
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ham,	'That seems unnecessarily hostile'
ham,	'Dude got a haircut. Now its breezy up there'
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ham,	'i thought we were doing a king of the hill thing there.'
ham,	'Nope i\'ll come online now..'
ham,	'ALSO TELL HIM I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY'
ham,	'Y bishan lei... I tot ü say lavender? '
ham,	'Boo what time u get out? U were supposed to take me shopping today. :('
ham,	'Now u sound like manky scouse boy steve,like! I is travelling on da bus home.wot has u inmind 4 recreation dis eve?'
ham,	'Fyi I\'m taking a quick shower, be at epsilon in like  &lt;#&gt;  min'
ham,	'on a Tuesday night r u 4 real'
ham,	'Yes when is the appt again?'
ham,	'Just got outta class gonna go gym.'
ham,	'I want to sent  &lt;#&gt; mesages today. Thats y. Sorry if i hurts'
ham,	'Ü all write or wat..'
ham,	'Ha! I wouldn\'t say that I just didn\'t read anything into way u seemed. I don\'t like 2 be judgemental....i save that for fridays in the pub!'
ham,	'Its a valentine game. . . send dis msg to all ur friends. . If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u. . Ques- which colour suits me the best?'
ham,	'Hi:)did you asked to waheeda fathima about leave?'
ham,	'Enjoy urself tmr...'
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ham,	'Yes. Rent is very expensive so its the way we save.'
ham,	'Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Gud mrng'
ham,	'Hows the pain dear?y r u smiling?'
ham,	'Fun fact: although you would think armand would eventually build up a tolerance or some shit considering how much he smokes, he gets fucked up in like 2 hits'
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ham,	'Night sweet, sleep well! I\'ve just been to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose and may never sleep again! Hugs and snogs! '
ham,	'Don\'t Think About \"What u Have Got\" Think About \"How to Use It That You Have Got\" gooD ni8'
ham,	'I can\'t right this second, gotta hit people up first'
ham,	'Evry Emotion dsn\'t hav Words.Evry Wish dsn\'t hav Prayrs.. If u Smile,D World is wit u.Othrwise even d Drop of Tear dsn\'t lik 2 Stay wit u.So b happy.. Good morning, keep smiling:-)'
ham,	'So what about you. What do you remember'
ham,	'Ujhhhhhhh computer shipped out with address to sandiago and parantella lane. Wtf. Poop.'
ham,	'Mm yes dear look how i am hugging you both. :-P'
ham,	'I like dis sweater fr mango but no more my size already so irritating.'
ham,	'1 I don\'t have her number and 2 its gonna be a massive pain in the ass and i\'d rather not get involved if that\'s possible'
ham,	'Anytime lor...'
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ham,	'How much is torch in 9ja.'
ham,	'Doing nothing, then u not having dinner w us?'
ham,	'How are you. Just checking up on you'
ham,	'Done it but internet connection v slow and can‘t send it. Will try again later or first thing tomo.'
ham,	'Mathews or tait or edwards or anderson'
ham,	'yeah sure thing mate haunt got all my stuff sorted but im going sound anyway promoting hex for .by the way who is this? dont know number. Joke'
ham,	'No need lar i go engin? Cos my sis at arts today...'
ham,	'Thanks honey but still haven\'t heard anything I will leave it a bit longer so not 2 crowd him and will try later - great advice thanks hope cardiff is still there!'
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ham,	', im .. On the snowboarding trip. I was wondering if your planning to get everyone together befor we go..a meet and greet kind of affair? Cheers, '
ham,	'S.i\'m watching it in live..'
ham,	'see you then, we\'re all christmassy here!'
ham,	'K I\'m ready,  &lt;#&gt; ?'
ham,	'Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes &amp; fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!'
ham,	'The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart....gn tc'
ham,	'what are your new years plans?'
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ham,	'Baaaaaaaabe! Wake up ! I miss you ! I crave you! I need you!'
ham,	'Only just got this message, not ignoring you. Yes, i was. Shopping that is'
ham,	'Dear :-/ why you mood off. I cant drive so i brother to drive'
ham,	'When did dad get back.'
ham,	'Can you tell Shola to please go to college of medicine and visit the academic department, tell the academic secretary what the current situation is and ask if she can transfer there. She should ask someone to check Sagamu for the same thing and lautech. Its vital she completes her medical education in Nigeria. Its less expensive much less expensive. Unless she will be getting citizen rates in new zealand.'
ham,	'Yes just finished watching days of our lives. I love it.'
ham,	'Juz go google n search 4 qet...'
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ham,	'Just getting back home'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later  &lt;#&gt; mins'
ham,	'Dun need to use dial up juz open da browser n surf...'
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ham,	'Awesome, plan to get here any time after like  &lt;#&gt; , I\'ll text you details in a wee bit'
ham,	'Take care and sleep well.you need to learn to change in life.you only need to get CONVINCED on that.i will wait but no more conversations between us.GET CONVINCED by that time.Your family is over for you in many senses.respect them but not overemphasise.or u have no role in my life.'
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ham,	'You also didnt get na hi hi hi hi hi'
ham,	'Ya but it cant display internal subs so i gotta extract them'
ham,	'If i said anything wrong sorry de:-)'
ham,	'Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b\'day. My Wife did\'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.'
ham,	'How stupid to say that i challenge god.You dont think at all on what i write instead you respond immed.'
ham,	'Yeah I should be able to, I\'ll text you when I\'m ready to meet up'
ham,	'V skint too but fancied few bevies.waz gona go meet &othrs in spoon but jst bin watchng planet earth&sofa is v comfey; If i dont make it hav gd night'
ham,	' says that he\'s quitting at least5times a day so i wudn\'t take much notice of that. Nah, she didn\'t mind. Are you gonna see him again? Do you want to come to taunton tonight? U can tell me all about !'
ham,	'When you get free, call me'
ham,	'How have your little darlings been so far this week? Need a coffee run tomo?Can\'t believe it\'s that time of week already …'
ham,	'Ok i msg u b4 i leave my house.'
ham,	'Still at west coast... Haiz... Ü\'ll take forever to come back...'
ham,	'MMM ... Fuck .... Merry Christmas to me'
ham,	'alright. Thanks for the advice. Enjoy your night out. I\'ma try to get some sleep...'
ham,	'Update your face book status frequently :)'
ham,	'Just now saw your message.it k da:)'
ham,	'Was it something u ate?'
ham,	'So what did the bank say about the money?'
ham,	'Aiyar dun disturb u liao... Thk u have lots 2 do aft ur cupboard come...'
ham,	'Hey they r not watching movie tonight so i\'ll prob b home early...'
ham,	'Yar lor... How u noe? U used dat route too?'
ham,	'2mro i am not coming to gym machan. Goodnight.'
ham,	'Dont think you need yellow card for uk travel. Ask someone that has gone before. If you do its just  &lt;#&gt; bucks'
ham,	'Can u look 4 me in da lib i got stuff havent finish yet.'
ham,	'Sounds great! Im going to sleep now. Have a good night!'
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ham,	'House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  &lt;#&gt; th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?'
ham,	'How come u got nothing to do?'
ham,	'Nothing will ever be easy. But don\'t be looking for a reason not to take a risk on life and love'
ham,	'i want to grasp your pretty booty :)'
ham,	'I\'ve got it down to a tea. not sure which flavour'
ham,	'I\'m going 2 orchard now laready me reaching soon. U reaching?'
ham,	'Dear i am not denying your words please'
ham,	'You know my old Dom I told you about yesterday ? His name is Roger? He got in touch with me last night and wants me to meet him today at 2 pm'
ham,	'COME BACK TO TAMPA FFFFUUUUUUU'
ham,	'2 celebrate my b?day, y else?'
ham,	'Merry christmas to u too annie!'
ham,	'Please tell me you have some of that special stock you were talking about'
ham,	'I sent them. Do you like?'
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ham,	'Awesome, be there in a minute'
ham,	'And that is the problem. You walk around in \"julianaland\" oblivious to what is going on around you. I say the same things constantly and they go in one ear and out the other while you go off doing whatever you want to do. It\'s not that you don\'t know why I\'m upset--it\'s that you don\'t listen when i tell you WHAT is going to upset me. Then you want to be surprised when I\'m mad.'
ham,	'I\'ve told you everything will stop. Just dont let her get dehydrated.'
ham,	'Or I guess  &lt;#&gt;  min'
ham,	'I\'m home. Ard wat time will u reach?'
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ham,	'If you want to mapquest it or something look up \"usf dogwood drive\", that\'s the tiny street where the parking lot is'
ham,	'Aight should I just plan to come up later tonight?'
ham,	'Die... I accidentally deleted e msg i suppose 2 put in e sim archive. Haiz... I so sad...'
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ham,	'This is wishing you a great day. Moji told me about your offer and as always i was speechless. You offer so easily to go to great lengths on my behalf and its stunning. My exam is next friday. After that i will keep in touch more. Sorry.'
ham,	'Thanks again for your reply today. When is ur visa coming in. And r u still buying the gucci and bags. My sister things are not easy, uncle john also has his own bills so i really need to think about how to make my own money. Later sha.'
ham,	'Sorry I flaked last night, shit\'s seriously goin down with my roommate, what you up to tonight?'
ham,	'He said i look pretty wif long hair wat. But i thk he\'s cutting quite short 4 me leh.'
ham,	'Ranjith cal drpd Deeraj and deepak 5min hold'
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ham,	'Hey u still at the gym?'
ham,	'She said,\'\' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? \'\' \'\'OK\'\', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,'
ham,	'Much better now thanks lol'
ham,	'Nothing, smsing u n xy lor. Sorry lor da guys neva c u in person but they sort of know u lor. So u wan 2 meet them xy ask me 2 bring u along 4 our next meeting.'
ham,	'Lemme know when I can swing by and pick up, I\'m free basically any time after 1 all this semester'
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ham,	'We will meet soon princess! Ttyl!'
ham,	'I\'ll pick you up at about 5.15pm to go to taunton if you still want to come.'
ham,	'Oh :-)only 4 outside players allowed to play know'
ham,	'I anything lor.'
ham,	'Erutupalam thandiyachu'
ham,	'Y cant u try new invention to fly..i\'m not joking.,'
ham,	'No..its ful of song lyrics..'
ham,	'What do u reckon as need 2 arrange transport if u can\'t do it, thanks'
ham,	'True lov n care wil nevr go unrecognized. though somone often makes mistakes when valuing it. but they will definitly undrstnd once when they start missing it.'
ham,	'Shopping? Eh ger i toking abt syd leh...Haha'
ham,	'What not under standing.'
ham,	'have * good weekend.'
ham,	'Miss call miss call khelate kintu opponenter miss call dhorte lage. Thats d rule. One with great phone receiving quality wins.'
ham,	'Call me when you get the chance plz &lt;3'
ham,	'The new deus ex game comin early next yr'
ham,	'My computer just fried the only essential part we don\'t keep spares of because my fucking idiot roommates looovvve leaving the thing running on full  &lt;#&gt; /7'
ham,	'My friend, she\'s studying at warwick, we\'ve planned to go shopping and to concert tmw, but it may be canceled, havn\'t seen  for ages, yeah we should get together sometime!'
ham,	'Probably a couple hours tops'
ham,	'LOL .. *grins* .. I\'m not babe, but thanks for thinking of me!'
ham,	'Man this bus is so so so slow. I think you\'re gonna get there before me'
ham,	'Hope this text meets you smiling. If not then let this text give you a reason to smile. Have a beautiful day.'
ham,	'In case you wake up wondering where I am, I forgot I have to take care of something for grandma today, should be done before the parade'
ham,	'Ok'
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ham,	'Nvm take ur time.'
ham,	'So wat\'s da decision?'
ham,	'Wot is u up 2 then bitch?'
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ham,	'She told to hr that he want posting in chennai:)because i\'m working here:)'
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ham,	'When are you guys leaving?'
ham,	'He neva grumble but i sad lor... Hee... Buy tmr lor aft lunch. But we still meetin 4 lunch tmr a not. Neva hear fr them lei. Ü got a lot of work ar?'
ham,	'Not able to do anything.'
ham,	'Ü takin linear algebra today?'
ham,	'This weekend is fine (an excuse not to do too much decorating)'
ham,	'Sorry I missed you babe. I was up late and slept in. I hope you enjoy your driving lesson, boytoy. I miss you too ... *teasing kiss*'
ham,	'Now project pa. After that only i can come.'
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ham,	'Men always needs a beautiful, intelligent, caring, loving, adjustable, cooperative wife. But the law allows only one wife....'
ham,	'That sucks. So what do you got planned for your yo valentine? I am your yo valentine aren\'t I?'
ham,	'Just got part Nottingham - 3 hrs 63miles. Good thing i love my man so much, but only doing 40mph. Hey ho'
ham,	'What to think no one saying clearly. Ok leave no need to ask her. I will go if she come or not'
ham,	'Hi good mornin.. Thanku wish u d same..'
ham,	'DO U WANT 2 MEET UP 2MORRO'
ham,	'Actually I decided I was too hungry so I haven\'t left yet :V'
ham,	'I\'ve sent ü my part..'
ham,	'Cos i was out shopping wif darren jus now n i called him 2 ask wat present he wan lor. Then he started guessing who i was wif n he finally guessed darren lor.'
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ham,	'Understand. his loss is my gain :) so do you work? School?'
ham,	'HOW ARE U? I HAVE MISSED U! I HAVENT BEEN UP 2 MUCH A BIT BORED WITH THE HOLIDAY WANT 2 GO BAK 2 COLLEGE! SAD ISNT IT?xx'
ham,	'Hiya, probably coming home * weekend after next'
ham,	'Don\'t forget though that I love you .... And I walk beside you. Watching over you and keeping your heart warm.'
ham,	'I wish things were different. I wonder when i will be able to show you how much i value you. Pls continue the brisk walks no drugs without askin me please and find things to laugh about. I love you dearly.'
ham,	'Ok both our days. So what are you making for dinner tonite? Am I invited?'
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ham,	'Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good morning.:'
ham,	'Normally i use to drink more water daily:)'
ham,	'Dare i ask... Any luck with sorting out the car?'
ham,	'Party\'s at my place at usf, no charge (but if you can contribute in any way it is greatly appreciated) and yeah, we got room for one more'
ham,	'Urgh, coach hot, smells of chip fat! Thanks again, especially for the duvet (not a predictive text word).'
ham,	'Hiya. How was last night? I\'ve been naughty and bought myself clothes and very little ... Ready for more shopping tho! What kind of time do you wanna meet?'
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ham,	'when you and derek done with class?'
ham,	'Never y lei... I v lazy... Got wat? Dat day ü send me da url cant work one...'
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ham,	'Hey mate. Spoke to the mag people. We‘re on.  the is deliver by the end of the month. Deliver on the 24th sept. Talk later. '
ham,	'Hope you are having a good week. Just checking in'
ham,	'Haha, my friend tyler literally just asked if you could get him a dubsack'
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ham,	'Great. Have a safe trip. Dont panic surrender all.'
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ham,	'Try to do something dear. You read something for exams'
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ham,	'I am in hospital da. . I will return home in evening'
ham,	'PISS IS TALKING IS SOMEONE THAT REALISE U THAT POINT THIS AT IS IT.(NOW READ IT BACKWARDS)'
ham,	'Think + da. You wil do.'
ham,	'I\'m awake oh. What\'s up.'
ham,	'Good afternoon my boytoy. How goes that walking here and there day ? Did you get that police abstract? Are you still out and about? I wake and miss you babe'
ham,	'How much u trying to get?'
ham,	'Come around  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; pm vikky..i\'m otside nw, il come by tht time'
ham,	'Tell me again what your address is'
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ham,	'Should i buy him a blackberry bold 2 or torch. Should i buy him new or used. Let me know. Plus are you saying i should buy the  &lt;#&gt; g wifi ipad. And what are you saying about the about the  &lt;#&gt; g?'
ham,	'But you were together so you should be thinkin about him'
ham,	'hiya hows it going in sunny africa? hope u r avin a good time. give that big old silver back a big kiss from me.'
ham,	'At WHAT TIME should i come tomorrow'
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ham,	'No plans yet. What are you doing ?'
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ham,	'Not course. Only maths one day one chapter with in one month we can finish.'
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ham,	'I\'ll see if I can swing by in a bit, got some things to take care of here firsg'
ham,	'I wanted to wish you a Happy New Year and I wanted to talk to you about some legal advice to do with when Gary and I split but in person. I\'ll make a trip to Ptbo for that. I hope everything is good with you babe and I love ya :)'
ham,	'Have you not finished work yet or something?'
ham,	'Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow'
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ham,	'It\'s ok i wun b angry. Msg u aft i come home tonight.'
ham,	'I had a good time too. Its nice to do something a bit different with my weekends for a change. See ya soon'
ham,	'Yo sorry was in the shower sup'
ham,	'Carlos is down but I have to pick it up from him, so I\'ll swing by usf in a little bit'
ham,	'Full heat pa:-) i have applyed oil pa.'
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ham,	'And I don\'t plan on staying the night but I prolly won\'t be back til late'
ham,	'THANX 4 PUTTIN DA FONE DOWN ON ME!!'
ham,	'I need an 8th but I\'m off campus atm, could I pick up in an hour or two?'
ham,	'Oh... Haha... Den we shld had went today too... Gee, nvm la... Kaiez, i dun mind goin jazz oso... Scared hiphop open cant catch up... '
ham,	'Been running but only managed 5 minutes and then needed oxygen! Might have to resort to the roller option!'
ham,	'We live in the next  &lt;#&gt; mins'
ham,	'Y de asking like this.'
ham,	'Just glad to be talking to you.'
ham,	'Wat time ü finish?'
ham,	'Sorry da. I gone mad so many pending works what to do.'
ham,	'How much you got for cleaning'
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ham,	'Nvm... I\'m going to wear my sport shoes anyway... I\'m going to be late leh.'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later In meeting.'
ham,	'THIS IS A LONG FUCKIN SHOWR'
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ham,	'They finally came to fix the ceiling.'
ham,	'U need my presnts always bcz U cant mis love. \"jeevithathile irulinae neekunna prakasamanu sneham\" prakasam ennal prabha \'That mns prabha is\'LOVE\' Got it. Dont mis me....'
ham,	'Jus finish blowing my hair. U finish dinner already?'
ham,	'I\'m on the bus. Love you'
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ham,	'Only saturday and sunday holiday so its very difficult:)'
ham,	'Everybody had fun this evening. Miss you.'
ham,	'Got hella gas money, want to go on a grand nature adventure with galileo in a little bit?'
ham,	'I\'m in a meeting, call me later at'
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ham,	'These won\'t do. Have to move on to morphine'
ham,	'How come i din c ü... Yup i cut my hair...'
ham,	'K k pa Had your lunch aha.'
ham,	'Oh ho. Is this the first time u use these type of words'
ham,	'Captain vijaykanth is doing comedy in captain tv..he is drunken :)'
ham,	'Of course. I guess god\'s just got me on hold right now.'
ham,	'Do you hide anythiing or keeping distance from me'
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ham,	'We are okay. Going to sleep now. Later'
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ham,	'Where r e meeting tmr?'
ham,	'Lol yes. But it will add some spice to your day.'
ham,	'Hope you are having a great day.'
ham,	'Our Prasanth ettans mother passed away last night. Just pray for her and family.'
ham,	'K, I\'ll work something out'
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ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
ham,	'You call him and tell now infront of them. Call him now.'
ham,	'Ok no prob...'
ham,	'Ladies first and genus second k .'
ham,	'No. Yes please. Been swimming?'
ham,	'Mum not going robinson already.'
ham,	'Ok set let u noe e details later...'
ham,	'Not..tel software name..'
ham,	'I send the print  outs da.'
ham,	'IM REALY SOZ IMAT MY MUMS 2NITE WHAT ABOUT 2MORO '
ham,	'When I was born, GOD said, \"Oh No! Another IDIOT\". When you were born, GOD said, \"OH No! COMPETITION\". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!'
ham,	'I didnt get ur full msg..sometext is missing, send it again'
ham,	'Probably not, I\'m almost out of gas and I get some cash tomorrow'
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ham,	'I forgot 2 ask ü all smth.. There\'s a card on da present lei... How? Ü all want 2 write smth or sign on it?'
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ham,	'Ü ready then call me...'
ham,	'Wewa is 130. Iriver 255. All 128 mb.'
ham,	'It is a good thing I\'m now getting the connection to bw'
ham,	'Sry da..jst nw only i came to home..'
ham,	'That\'s cool he\'ll be here all night, lemme know when you\'re around'
ham,	'Are you staying in town ?'
ham,	'Haha yeah, 2 oz is kind of a shitload'
ham,	'Ok u can take me shopping when u get paid =D'
ham,	'My life Means a lot to me, Not because I love my life, But because I love the people in my life, The world calls them friends, I call them my World:-).. Ge:-)..'
ham,	'Alright we\'ll bring it to you, see you in like  &lt;#&gt;  mins'
ham,	'But pls dont play in others life.'
ham,	'Eatin my lunch...'
ham,	'Hmmm.but you should give it on one day..'
ham,	'Didn\'t try, g and I decided not to head out'
ham,	'Ok no prob'
ham,	'Surly ill give it to you:-) while coming to review.'
ham,	'By march ending, i should be ready. But will call you for sure. The problem is that my capital never complete. How far with you. How\'s work and the ladies'
ham,	'Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas'
ham,	'Pls give her the food preferably pap very slowly with loads of sugar. You can take up to an hour to give it. And then some water. Very very slowly.'
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ham,	'A guy who gets used but is too dumb to realize it.'
ham,	'Okey dokey, i‘ll be over in a bit just sorting some stuff out.'
ham,	'Don no da:)whats you plan?'
ham,	'Yes fine '
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ham,	'Mmmmmmm *snuggles into you* ...*deep contented sigh* ... *whispers* ... I fucking love you so much I can barely stand it ...'
ham,	'Yar but they say got some error.'
ham,	'Hey anyway i have to :-)'
ham,	'Wow so healthy. Old airport rd lor. Cant thk of anything else. But i\'ll b bathing my dog later.'
ham,	'Wif my family booking tour package.'
ham,	'Did you say bold, then torch later. Or one torch and 2bold?'
ham,	'Haha awesome, I might need to take you up on that, what you doin tonight?'
ham,	'Ya i knw u vl giv..its ok thanks kano..anyway enjoy wit ur family wit 1st salary..:-);-)'
ham,	'Huh so slow i tot u reach long ago liao... U 2 more days only i 4 more leh...'
ham,	'Thats cool princess! I will cover your face in hot sticky cum :)'
ham,	'Big brother‘s really scraped the barrel with this shower of social misfits'
ham,	'Oops i thk i dun haf enuff... I go check then tell ü..'
ham,	'S:)8 min to go for lunch:)'
ham,	'Hey. What happened? U switch off ur cell d whole day. This isnt good. Now if u do care, give me a call tomorrow.'
ham,	'K will do, addie &amp; I are doing some art so I\'ll be here when you get home'
ham,	'My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.'
ham,	'Aiyo... Her lesson so early... I\'m still sleepin, haha... Okie, u go home liao den confirm w me lor...'
ham,	'Forgot to tell ü smth.. Can ü like number the sections so that it\'s clearer..'
ham,	'Yup. Anything lor, if u dun wan it\'s ok...'
ham,	'I\'m home, my love ... If your still awake ... *loving kiss*'
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ham,	'There\'ll be a minor shindig at my place later tonight, you interested?'
ham,	'Jason says it\'s cool if we pick some up from his place in like an hour'
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ham,	'I\'ve reached already.'
ham,	'I dont know ask to my brother. Nothing problem some thing that. Just i told .'
ham,	'K:)eng rocking in ashes:)'
ham,	'Wat time r ü going to xin\'s hostel?'
ham,	'Good Morning my Dear Shijutta........... Have a great &amp; successful day.'
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ham,	'Oh k:)after that placement there ah?'
ham,	'Not for possession, especially not first offense'
ham,	'Nt only for driving even for many reasons she is called BBD..thts it chikku, then hw abt dvg cold..heard tht vinobanagar violence hw is the condition..and hw ru ? Any problem?'
ham,	'I bought the test yesterday. Its something that lets you know the exact day u ovulate.when will get 2u in about 2 to 3wks. But pls pls dont fret. I know u r worried. Pls relax. Also is there anything in ur past history u need to tell me?'
ham,	'We have pizza if u want'
ham,	'I keep seeing weird shit and bein all \"woah\" then realising it\'s actually reasonable and I\'m all \"oh\"'
ham,	'Many more happy returns of the day. I wish you happy birthday.'
ham,	'Ya very nice. . .be ready on thursday'
ham,	'I am in hospital da. . I will return home in evening'
ham,	'\"Thinking of u ;) x\"'
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ham,	'When you just put in the + sign, choose my number and the pin will show. Right?'
ham,	'The beauty of life is in next second.. which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life...!! gud n8'
ham,	'Thanx u darlin!im cool thanx. A few bday drinks 2 nite. 2morrow off! Take care c u soon.xxx'
ham,	'If you\'re still up, maybe leave the credit card so I can get gas when I get back like he told me to'
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ham,	'Ok lor... Or u wan me go look 4 u?'
ham,	'U wan 2 haf lunch i\'m in da canteen now.'
ham,	'Don\'t make life too stressfull.. Always find time to Laugh.. It may not add years to your Life! But surely adds more life to ur years!! Gud ni8..swt dreams..'
ham,	'hey, looks like I was wrong and one of the kappa guys numbers is still on my phone, if you want I can text him and see if he\'s around'
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ham,	'I\'m home. Doc gave me pain meds says everything is fine.'
ham,	'It\'s é only $140 ard...É rest all ard $180 at least...Which is é price 4 é 2 bedrm ($900)'
ham,	'Me too! Have a lovely night xxx'
ham,	'Prepare to be pleasured :)'
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ham,	'I\'m not sure if its still available though'
ham,	'watever reLation u built up in dis world only thing which remains atlast iz lonlines with lotz n lot memories! feeling..'
ham,	'CHEERS LOU! YEAH WAS A GOODNITE SHAME U NEVA CAME! C YA GAILxx'
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ham,	'Ok then u tell me wat time u coming later lor.'
ham,	'U repeat e instructions again. Wat\'s e road name of ur house?'
ham,	'So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. Sh!jas'
ham,	'Quite lor. But dun tell him wait he get complacent...'
ham,	'Sorry completely forgot * will pop em round this week if your still here?'
ham,	'U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IVE EVER SEEN. U R MY BABY COME AND C ME IN THE COMMON ROOM'
ham,	'O we cant see if we can join denis and mina? Or does denis want alone time'
ham,	'Sen told that he is going to join his uncle finance in cbe'
ham,	'Yup... Hey then one day on fri we can ask miwa and jiayin take leave go karaoke '
ham,	'Call me, i am senthil from hsbc.'
ham,	'Especially since i talk about boston all up in my personal statement, lol! I woulda changed that if i had realized it said nyc! It says boston now.'
ham,	'Indeed and by the way it was either or - not both !'
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ham,	'Holy living christ what is taking you so long'
ham,	'Ü thk of wat to eat tonight.'
ham,	'Thanx. Yup we coming back on sun. Finish dinner going back 2 hotel now. Time flies, we\'re tog 4 exactly a mth today. Hope we\'ll haf many more mths to come...'
ham,	'We\'re on the opposite side from where we dropped you off'
ham,	'Yup. Izzit still raining heavily cos i\'m in e mrt i can\'t c outside.'
ham,	'Send me your resume:-)'
ham,	'Gd luck 4 ur exams :-)'
ham,	'Or u ask they all if next sat can a not. If all of them can make it then i\'m ok lor.'
ham,	'Sorry that was my uncle. I.ll keep in touch'
ham,	'Saw Guys and Dolls last night with Patrick Swayze it was great'
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ham,	'Just come home. I don\'t want u to be miserable'
ham,	'I dont know why she.s not getting your messages'
ham,	'its cool but tyler had to take off so we\'re gonna buy for him and drop it off at his place later tonight. Our total order is a quarter, you got enough?'
ham,	'The guy at the car shop who was flirting with me got my phone number from the paperwork and called and texted me. I\'m nervous because of course now he may have my address. Should i call his boss and tell him, knowing this may get him fired?'
ham,	'Reverse is cheating. That is not mathematics.'
ham,	'How do you plan to manage that'
ham,	'Er, hello, things didn‘t quite go to plan – is limping slowly home followed by aa and with exhaust hanging off'
ham,	'Sorry for the delay. Yes masters'
ham,	'Call me when u finish then i come n pick u.'
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ham,	'What\'s up my own oga. Left my phone at home and just saw ur messages. Hope you are good. Have a great weekend.'
ham,	'Don\'t worry though, I understand how important it is that I be put in my place with a poorly thought out punishment in the face of the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Brb gonna go kill myself'
ham,	'Honey, can you pls find out how much they sell Predicte in Nigeria. And how many times can it be used. Its very important to have a reply before monday'
ham,	'E admin building there? I might b slightly earlier... I\'ll call u when i\'m reaching...'
ham,	'fyi I\'m at usf now, swing by the room whenever'
ham,	'i can call in  &lt;#&gt;  min if thats ok'
ham,	'Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear'
ham,	'Ü no home work to do meh... '
ham,	'Anything is valuable in only 2 situations: First- Before getting it... Second- After loosing it...'
ham,	'Me too. Mark is taking forever to pick up my prescription and the pain is coming back.'
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ham,	'Got smaller capacity one? Quite ex...'
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ham,	'Im good! I have been thinking about you...'
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ham,	'Not thought bout it... || Drink in tap & spile at seven. || Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. || Ok?'
ham,	'I am going to sleep. I am tired of travel.'
ham,	'Haha, just what I was thinkin'
ham,	'Yup but it\'s not giving me problems now so mayb i\'ll jus leave it...'
ham,	'Lol no. Just trying to make your day a little more interesting'
ham,	'How long before you get reply, just defer admission til next semester'
ham,	'The word \"Checkmate\" in chess comes from the Persian phrase \"Shah Maat\" which means; \"the king is dead..\" Goodmorning.. Have a good day..:)'
ham,	'Po de :-):):-):-):-). No need job aha.'
ham,	'Rats. Hey did u ever vote for the next themes?'
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ham,	'I hope your pee burns tonite.'
ham,	'OH RITE. WELL IM WITH MY BEST MATE PETE, WHO I WENT OUT WITH 4 A WEEK+ NOW WERE 2GEVA AGAIN. ITS BEEN LONGER THAN A WEEK.'
ham,	'Yay can\'t wait to party together!'
ham,	'....photoshop makes my computer shut down.'
ham,	'All boys made fun of me today. Ok i have no problem. I just sent one message just for fun'
ham,	'That\'s one of the issues but california is okay. No snow so its manageable'
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ham,	'Hmmm.... Mayb can try e shoppin area one, but forgot e name of hotel...'
ham,	'Awesome, that gonna be soon or later tonight?'
ham,	'I need details about that online job.'
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ham,	'Missing you too.pray inshah allah'
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ham,	'I am in escape theatre now. . Going to watch KAVALAN in a few minutes'
ham,	'S.this will increase the chance of winning.'
ham,	'either way works for me. I am  &lt;#&gt;  years old. Hope that doesnt bother you.'
ham,	'Maybe you should find something else to do instead???'
ham,	'Gain the rights of a wife.dont demand it.i am trying as husband too.Lets see'
ham,	'I liked your new house'
ham,	'I\'m fine. Hope you are also'
ham,	'Also north carolina and texas atm, you would just go to the gre site and pay for the test results to be sent.'
ham,	'Same to u...'
ham,	'yes baby! I need to stretch open your pussy!'
ham,	'Thanks  and ! Or bomb and date as my phone wanted to say! '
ham,	'Ok...'
ham,	'Hey, a guy I know is breathing down my neck to get him some bud, anyway you\'d be able to get a half track to usf tonight?'
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ham,	'Sorry da..today i wont come to play..i have driving clas..'
ham,	'I\'m really sorry I lit your hair on fire'
ham,	'Oh! Shit, I thought that was your trip! Loooooool ... That just makes SO much more sense now ... *grins* and the sofa reference was ... The \"sleep on a couch\" link you sent me ... Wasn\'t that how you went on your trip ? Oh ... And didn\'t your babe go with you for that celebration with your rents?'
ham,	'Okey dokey swashbuckling stuff what oh.'
ham,	'Watching cartoon, listening music &amp; at eve had to go temple &amp; church.. What about u?'
ham,	'1. Tension face 2. Smiling face 3. Waste face 4. Innocent face 5.Terror face 6.Cruel face 7.Romantic face 8.Lovable face 9.decent face  &lt;#&gt; .joker face.'
ham,	'Dip\'s cell dead. So i m coming with him. U better respond else we shall come back.'
ham,	'Well. You know what i mean. Texting'
ham,	'Hi dis is yijue i would be happy to work wif ü all for gek1510...'
ham,	'Lol! Oops sorry! Have fun. '
ham,	'Wat happened to the cruise thing'
ham,	'I know dat feelin had it with Pete! Wuld get with em , nuther place nuther time mayb?'
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ham,	'Yeah just open chat and click friend lists. Then make the list. Easy as pie'
ham,	'alright tyler\'s got a minor crisis and has to be home sooner than he thought so be here asap'
ham,	'When/where do I pick you up'
ham,	'As usual u can call me ard 10 smth.'
ham,	'New Theory: Argument wins d SITUATION, but loses the PERSON. So dont argue with ur friends just.. . . . kick them &amp; say, I\'m always correct.!'
ham,	'For many things its an antibiotic and it can be used for chest abdomen and gynae infections even bone infections.'
ham,	'Poor girl can\'t go one day lmao'
ham,	'Or just do that 6times'
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ham,	'Japanese Proverb: If one Can do it, U too Can do it, If none Can do it,U must do it Indian version: If one Can do it, LET HIM DO it.. If none Can do it,LEAVE it!! And finally Kerala version: If one can do it, Stop him doing it.. If none can do it, Make a strike against it ...'
ham,	'Sounds like there could be a lot of time spent in that chastity device boy ... *grins* ... Or take your beatings like a good dog. Going to lounge in a nice long bath now ?'
ham,	'Its worse if if uses half way then stops. Its better for him to complete it.'
ham,	'Miserable. They don\'t tell u that the side effects of birth control are massive gut wrenching cramps for the first 2 months. I didn\'t sleep at all last night.'
ham,	'Send me the new number'
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ham,	'Haha, that was the first person I was gonna ask'
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ham,	'Taka lor. Wat time u wan 2 come n look 4 us?'
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ham,	'\"I;m reaching in another 2 stops.\"'
ham,	'no, i *didn\'t* mean to post it. I wrote it, and like so many other times i\'ve ritten stuff to you, i let it sit there. it WAS what i was feeling at the time. I was angry. Before i left, i hit send, then stop. It wasn\'t there. I checked on my phone when i got to my car. It wasn\'t there. You said you didn\'t sleep, you were bored. So why wouldn\'t THAT be the time to clean, fold laundry, etc.? At least make the bed?'
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ham,	'Will you come online today night'
ham,	'Then anything special?'
ham,	'I\'m in solihull, | do you want anything?'
ham,	'Will do. Have a good day'
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ham,	'Love that holiday Monday feeling even if I have to go to the dentists in an hour'
ham,	'I am on the way to tirupur.'
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ham,	'You\'ve already got a flaky parent. It\'snot supposed to be the child\'s job to support the parent...not until they\'re The Ride age anyway. I\'m supposed to be there to support you. And now i\'ve hurt you. unintentional. But hurt nonetheless.'
ham,	'We took hooch for a walk toaday and i fell over! Splat! Grazed my knees and everything! Should have stayed at home! See you tomorrow! '
ham,	'Just dropped em off, omw back now'
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ham,	'Sitting in mu waiting for everyone to get out of my suite so I can take a shower'
ham,	'Re your call; You didn\'t see my facebook huh?'
ham,	'G says you never answer your texts, confirm/deny'
ham,	'Its so common hearin How r u? Wat r u doing? How was ur day? So let me ask u something different. Did u smile today? If not, do it now.... Gud evng.'
ham,	'Hi Dear Call me its urgnt. I don\'t know whats your problem. You don\'t want to work or if you have any other problem at least tell me. Wating for your reply.'
ham,	'Oh yah... We never cancel leh... Haha '
ham,	'We can go 4 e normal pilates after our intro...  '
ham,	'Ok... Let u noe when i leave my house.'
ham,	'Oh yes, why is it like torture watching england?'
ham,	'Wanna do some art?! :D'
ham,	'Just hopeing that wasn‘t too pissed up to remember and has gone off to his sisters or something!'
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ham,	'Good morning, my boytoy! How\'s those yummy lips ? Where\'s my sexy buns now ? What do you do ? Do you think of me ? Do you crave me ? Do you need me ?'
ham,	'Match started.india  &lt;#&gt;  for 2'
ham,	'Once free call me sir.'
ham,	'Hey do you want anything to buy:)'
ham,	'Hey babe, how\'s it going ? Did you ever figure out where your going for New Years ?'
ham,	'K..k.:)congratulation ..'
ham,	'G wants to know where the fuck you are'
ham,	'No it was cancelled yeah baby! Well that sounds important so i understand my darlin give me a ring later on this fone love Kate x'
ham,	'Tomarrow i want to got to court. At  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; . So you come to bus stand at 9.'
ham,	'Ü go home liao? Ask dad to pick me up at 6...'
ham,	'Omg you can make a wedding chapel in frontierville? Why do they get all the good stuff?'
ham,	'I\'m eatin now lor, but goin back to work soon... E mountain deer show huh... I watch b4 liao, very nice...'
ham,	'Check mail.i have mailed varma and kept copy to you regarding membership.take care.insha allah.'
ham,	'Wrong phone! This phone! I answer this one but assume the other is people i don\'t well'
ham,	'Anyway I don\'t think I can secure anything up here, lemme know if you want me to drive down south and chill'
ham,	'I\'m already back home so no probably not'
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ham,	'I am in bus on the way to calicut'
ham,	'Hi its me you are probably having too much fun to get this message but i thought id txt u cos im bored! and james has been farting at me all night'
ham,	'hi baby im sat on the bloody bus at the mo and i wont be home until about 7:30 wanna do somethin later? call me later ortxt back jess xx'
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ham,	'I lost 4 pounds since my doc visit last week woot woot! Now I\'m gonna celebrate by stuffing my face!'
ham,	'U coming back 4 dinner rite? Dad ask me so i re confirm wif u...'
ham,	'Doing my masters. When will you buy a bb cos i have for sale and how\'s bf'
ham,	'Ahhhh...just woken up!had a bad dream about u tho,so i dont like u right now :) i didnt know anything about comedy night but i guess im up for it.'
ham,	'I\'m vivek:)i got call from your number.'
ham,	'Why didn\'t u call on your lunch?'
ham,	'What i mean was i left too early to check, cos i\'m working a 9-6.'
ham,	'I want  &lt;#&gt;  rs da:)do you have it?'
ham,	'A bit of Ur smile is my hppnss, a drop of Ur tear is my sorrow, a part of Ur heart is my life, a heart like mine wil care for U, forevr as my GOODFRIEND'
ham,	'Yup ok...'
ham,	'I want to see your pretty pussy...'
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ham,	'A few people are at the game, I\'m at the mall with iouri and kaila'
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ham,	'Future is not what we planned for tomorrow.....! it is the result of what we do today...! Do the best in present... enjoy the future.'
ham,	'I will cme i want to go to hos 2morow. After that i wil cme. This what i got from her dear what to do. She didnt say any time'
ham,	'We are supposed to meet to discuss abt our trip... Thought xuhui told you? In the afternoon. Thought we can go for lesson after that'
ham,	'Hey come online! Use msn... We are all there'
ham,	'I\'m fine. Hope you are good. Do take care.'
ham,	'Oops I was in the shower when u called. Hey a parking garage collapsed at university hospital. See I\'m not crazy. Stuff like that DOES happen.'
ham,	'Aiyo u so poor thing... Then u dun wan 2 eat? U bathe already?'
ham,	'Yar... I tot u knew dis would happen long ago already.'
ham,	'You are gorgeous! keep those pix cumming :) thank you!'
ham,	'A boy was late 2 home. His father: \"POWER OF FRNDSHIP\"'
ham,	'JADE ITS PAUL. Y DIDN?T U TXT ME? DO U REMEMBER ME FROM BARMED? I WANT 2 TALK 2 U! TXT ME'
ham,	'Spending new years with my brother and his family. Lets plan to meet next week. Are you ready to be spoiled? :)'
ham,	'So what u doing today?'
ham,	'I said its okay. Sorry'
ham,	'Slept? I thinkThis time ( &lt;#&gt;  pm) is not dangerous'
ham,	'Networking job is there.'
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ham,	'Dont let studying stress you out. L8r.'
ham,	'That\'s y u haf 2 keep me busy...'
ham,	'No rushing. I\'m not working. I\'m in school so if we rush we go hungry.'
ham,	'Which channel:-):-):):-).'
ham,	'So your telling me I coulda been your real Valentine and I wasn\'t? U never pick me for NOTHING!!'
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ham,	'We made it! Eta at taunton is 12:30 as planned, hope that‘s still okday?! Good to see you! :-xx'
ham,	'I\'m hungry buy smth home...'
ham,	'\"HEY KATE, HOPE UR OK... WILL GIVE U A BUZ WEDLUNCH. GO OUTSOMEWHERE 4 ADRINK IN TOWN..CUD GO 2WATERSHD 4 A BIT? PPL FROMWRK WILL BTHERE. LOVE PETEXXX.\"'
ham,	'My drive can only be read. I need to write'
ham,	'Just looked it up and addie goes back Monday, sucks to be her'
ham,	'Happy new year. Hope you are having a good semester'
ham,	'Esplanade lor. Where else...'
ham,	'Can you talk with me..'
ham,	'Hmph. Go head, big baller.'
ham,	'Well its not like you actually called someone a punto. That woulda been worse.'
ham,	'Nope. Since ayo travelled, he has forgotten his guy'
ham,	'You still around? Looking to pick up later'
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ham,	'There\'s someone here that has a year  &lt;#&gt;  toyota camry like mr olayiwola\'s own. Mileage is  &lt;#&gt; k.its clean but i need to know how much will it sell for. If i can raise the dough for it how soon after landing will it sell. Holla back.'
ham,	'Guess which pub im in? Im as happy as a pig in clover or whatever the saying is! '
ham,	'ILL B DOWN SOON'
ham,	'Oh k. . I will come tomorrow'
ham,	'Go fool dont cheat others ok'
ham,	'My mobile number.pls sms ur mail id.convey regards to achan,amma.Rakhesh.Qatar'
ham,	'By the way, \'rencontre\' is to meet again. Mountains dont....'
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ham,	'U attend ur driving lesson how many times a wk n which day?'
ham,	'Uncle G, just checking up on you. Do have a rewarding month'
ham,	'Hello boytoy ! Geeee ... I\'m missing you today. I like to send you a tm and remind you I\'m thinking of you ... And you are loved ... *loving kiss*'
ham,	'I think the other two still need to get cash but we can def be ready by 9'
ham,	'Hey gals...U all wanna meet 4 dinner at nìte? '
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ham,	'Babe ! What are you doing ? Where are you ? Who are you talking to ? Do you think of me ? Are you being a good boy? Are you missing me? Do you love me ?'
ham,	'Great! How is the office today?'
ham,	'It\'s cool, we can last a little while. Getting more any time soon?'
ham,	':-( sad puppy noise'
ham,	'Yes its possible but dint try. Pls dont tell to any one k'
ham,	'Anyway holla at me whenever you\'re around because I need an excuse to go creep on people in sarasota'
ham,	'Where you. What happen'
ham,	'I was gonna ask you lol but i think its at 7'
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ham,	'Go chase after her and run her over while she\'s crossing the street'
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ham,	'Is there coming friday is leave for pongal?do you get any news from your work place.'
ham,	'Hey... Very inconvenient for your sis a not huh?'
ham,	'Ok i vl..do u know i got adsense approved..'
ham,	'* Was really good to see you the other day dudette, been missing you!'
ham,	'I want to go to perumbavoor'
ham,	'How many times i told in the stage all use to laugh. You not listen aha.'
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ham,	'Thanks for being there for me just to talk to on saturday. You are very dear to me. I cherish having you as a brother and role model.'
ham,	'Pls clarify back if an open return ticket that i have can be preponed for me to go back to kerala.'
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ham,	'She ran off with a younger man. we will make pretty babies together :)'
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ham,	'O ic lol. Should play 9 doors sometime yo'
ham,	'Dunno, my dad said he coming home 2 bring us out 4 lunch. Yup i go w u lor. I call u when i reach school lor...'
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ham,	'Desires- u going to doctor 4 liver. And get a bit stylish. Get ur hair managed. Thats it.'
ham,	'Hmmm.still we dont have opener?'
ham,	'Yeah so basically any time next week you can get away from your mom &amp; get up before 3'
ham,	'Edison has rightly said, \"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer\" Now you know why all of us are speechless during ViVa.. GM,GN,GE,GNT:-)'
ham,	'I will vote for wherever my heart guides me'
ham,	'With my sis lor... We juz watched italian job.'
ham,	'Tick, tick, tick .... Where are you ? I could die of loneliness you know ! *pouts* *stomps feet* I need you ...'
ham,	'Lmao you know me so well...'
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ham,	'Am on a train back from northampton so i\'m afraid not! I\'m staying skyving off today ho ho! Will be around wednesday though. Do you fancy the comedy club this week by the way?'
ham,	'Goodnight da thangam I really miss u dear.'
ham,	'Hey next sun 1030 there\'s a basic yoga course... at bugis... We can go for that... Pilates intro next sat.... Tell me what time you r free'
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ham,	'I think i am disturbing her da'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call you  later. I am in meeting sir.'
ham,	'Havent stuck at orchard in my dad\'s car. Going 4 dinner now. U leh? So r they free tonight?'
ham,	'Ok i also wan 2 watch e 9 pm show...'
ham,	'I dunno lei... Like dun haf...'
ham,	'But your brother transfered only  &lt;#&gt;  +  &lt;#&gt; . Pa.'
ham,	'I calls you later. Afternoon onwords mtnl service get problem in south mumbai. I can hear you but you cann\'t listen me.'
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ham,	'Talk to g and x about that'
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ham,	'As in different styles?'
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ham,	'Gud ni8 dear..slp well..take care..swt dreams..Muah..'
ham,	'I want to sent  &lt;#&gt; mesages today. Thats y. Sorry if i hurts'
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ham,	'Well, i\'m glad you didn\'t find it totally disagreeable ... Lol'
ham,	'Guy, no flash me now. If you go call me, call me. How madam. Take care oh.'
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ham,	'Mark works tomorrow. He gets out at 5. His work is by your house so he can meet u afterwards.'
ham,	'\"Keep ur problems in ur heart, b\'coz nobody will fight for u. Only u &amp; u have to fight for ur self &amp; win the battle. -VIVEKANAND- G 9t.. SD..'
ham,	'Yeah, give me a call if you\'ve got a minute'
ham,	'\"HI BABE UAWAKE?FEELLIKW SHIT.JUSTFOUND OUT VIA ALETTER THATMUM GOTMARRIED 4thNOV.BEHIND OURBACKS ? FUCKINNICE!SELFISH,DEVIOUSBITCH.ANYWAY,I?L CALL U\"'
ham,	'Amazing : If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning... Dormitory = Dirty room Astronomer = Moon starer The eyes = They see Election results = Lies lets recount Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Eleven plus two =Twelve plus one Its Amazing... !:-)'
ham,	'Aiya we discuss later lar... Pick ü up at 4 is it?'
ham,	'Hey happy birthday...'
ham,	'Sorry i missed your call. Can you please call back.'
ham,	'Omg if its not one thing its another. My cat has worms :/ when does this bad day end?'
ham,	'Good morning, im suffering from fever and dysentry ..will not be able to come to office today.'
ham,	'I wont do anything de.'
ham,	'What type of stuff do you sing?'
ham,	'St andre, virgil\'s cream'
ham,	'No no. I will check all rooms befor activities'
ham,	'My fri ah... Okie lor,goin 4 my drivin den go shoppin after tt...'
ham,	'Gokila is talking with you aha:)'
ham,	'Hi Shanil,Rakhesh here.thanks,i have exchanged the uncut diamond stuff.leaving back. Excellent service by Dino and Prem.'
ham,	'K.k.this month kotees birthday know?'
ham,	'But i\'m really really broke oh. No amount is too small even  &lt;#&gt; '
ham,	'Sorry about that this is my mates phone and i didnt write it love Kate'
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ham,	'Ah, well that confuses things, doesnt it? I thought was friends with now. Maybe i did the wrong thing but i already sort of invited -tho he may not come cos of money.'
ham,	'Aight, call me once you\'re close'
ham,	'Nope thats fine. I might have a nap tho! '
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ham,	'In other news after hassling me to get him weed for a week andres has no money. HAUGHAIGHGTUJHYGUJ'
ham,	'A Boy loved a gal. He propsd bt she didnt mind. He gv lv lttrs, Bt her frnds threw thm. Again d boy decided 2 aproach d gal , dt time a truck was speeding towards d gal. Wn it was about 2 hit d girl,d boy ran like hell n saved her. She asked \'hw cn u run so fast?\' D boy replied \"Boost is d secret of my energy\" n instantly d girl shouted \"our energy\" n Thy lived happily 2gthr drinking boost evrydy Moral of d story:- I hv free msgs:D;): gud ni8'
ham,	'I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of  &lt;#&gt; Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. &lt;#&gt; lacs..thats my prob'
ham,	'Ding me on ya break fassyole! Blacko from londn'
ham,	'I REALLY NEED 2 KISS U I MISS U MY BABY FROM UR BABY 4EVA'
ham,	'The sign of maturity is not when we start saying big things.. But actually it is, when we start understanding small things... *HAVE A NICE EVENING* BSLVYL'
ham,	'Oh you got many responsibilities.'
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ham,	'U definitely need a module from e humanities dis sem izzit? U wan 2 take other modules 1st?'
ham,	'Argh why the fuck is nobody in town ;_;'
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ham,	'Thanks. Fills me with complete calm and reassurance! '
ham,	'Aslamalaikkum....insha allah tohar beeen muht albi mufti mahfuuz...meaning same here....'
ham,	'Are you driving or training?'
ham,	'Lol for real. She told my dad I have cancer'
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ham,	'Hi Chikku, send some nice msgs'
ham,	'He is impossible to argue with and he always treats me like his sub, like he never released me ... Which he did and I will remind him of that if necessary'
ham,	'After my work ah... Den 6 plus lor... U workin oso rite... Den go orchard lor, no other place to go liao...'
ham,	'To the wonderful Okors, have a great month. We cherish you guys and wish you well each day. MojiBiola'
ham,	'Cuz ibored. And don wanna study'
ham,	'Wot about on wed nite I am 3 then but only til 9!'
ham,	'Rose for red,red for blood,blood for heart,heart for u. But u for me.... Send tis to all ur friends.. Including me.. If u like me.. If u get back, 1-u r poor in relation! 2-u need some 1 to support 3-u r frnd 2 many 4-some1 luvs u 5+- some1 is praying god to marry u.:-) try it....'
ham,	'Any way where are you and what doing.'
ham,	'That sucks. I\'ll go over so u can do my hair. You\'ll do it free right?'
ham,	'it\'s still not working. And this time i also tried adding zeros. That was the savings. The checking is  &lt;#&gt; '
ham,	'Hmm... Dunno leh, mayb a bag 4 goigng out dat is not too small. Or jus anything except perfume, smth dat i can keep.'
ham,	'Sday only joined.so training we started today:)'
ham,	'Sorry * was at the grocers.'
ham,	'There are some nice pubs near here or there is Frankie n Bennys near the warner cinema?'
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ham,	'Yup... I havent been there before... You want to go for the yoga? I can call up to book '
ham,	'Oh shut it. Omg yesterday I had a dream that I had 2 kids both boys. I was so pissed. Not only about the kids but them being boys. I even told mark in my dream that he was changing diapers cause I\'m not getting owed in the face.'
ham,	'Yeah I imagine he would be really gentle. Unlike the other docs who treat their patients like turkeys.'
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ham,	'Now that you have started dont stop. Just pray for more good ideas and anything i see that can help you guys i.ll forward you a link.'
ham,	'Hi darlin im on helens fone im gonna b up the princes 2 nite please come up tb love Kate'
ham,	'I\'m in office now da:)where are you?'
ham,	'Aiyar u so poor thing... I give u my support k... Jia you! I\'ll think of u...'
ham,	'Oh unintentionally not bad timing. Great. Fingers  the trains play along! Will give fifteen min warning.'
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ham,	'K..then come wenever u lik to come and also tel vikky to come by getting free time..:-)'
ham,	'Pls call me da. What happen.'
ham,	'Happy new year to u and ur family...may this new year bring happiness , stability and tranquility to ur vibrant colourful life:):)'
ham,	'No problem with the renewal. I.ll do it right away but i dont know his details.'
ham,	'Idk. I\'m sitting here in a stop and shop parking lot right now bawling my eyes out because i feel like i\'m a failure in everything. Nobody wants me and now i feel like i\'m failing you.'
ham,	'Haven\'t left yet so probably gonna be here til dinner'
ham,	'Like  &lt;#&gt; , same question'
ham,	'MY NEW YEARS EVE WAS OK. I WENT TO A PARTY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. WHO IS THIS SI THEN HEY'
ham,	'Sir, I need Velusamy sir\'s date of birth and company bank facilities details.'
ham,	'K k:) sms chat with me.'
ham,	'I will come with karnan car. Please wait till 6pm will directly goto doctor.'
ham,	'No but the bluray player can'
ham,	'Ok... Then r we meeting later?'
ham,	'Lol no. I just need to cash in my nitros. Hurry come on before I crash out!'
ham,	'Just send a text. We\'ll skype later.'
ham,	'Ok leave no need to ask'
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ham,	'Ü still got lessons?  Ü in sch?'
ham,	'Y she dun believe leh? I tot i told her it\'s true already. I thk she muz c us tog then she believe.'
ham,	'Oh did you charge camera'
ham,	'I‘ve got some salt, you can rub it in my open wounds if you like!'
ham,	'Now i\'m going for lunch.'
ham,	'I\'m in school now n i\'ll be in da lab doing some stuff give me a call when ü r done.'
ham,	'Oh k. . I will come tomorrow'
ham,	'Aight, text me tonight and we\'ll see what\'s up'
ham,	'U 2.'
ham,	'Water logging in desert. Geoenvironmental implications.'
ham,	'Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.'
ham,	'Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:)'
ham,	'Very strange.  and  are watching the 2nd one now but i\'m in bed. Sweet dreams, miss u '
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ham,	'Hi hope u r both ok, he said he would text and he hasn\'t, have u seen him, let me down gently please '
ham,	'Babe! I fucking love you too !! You know? Fuck it was so good to hear your voice. I so need that. I crave it. I can\'t get enough. I adore you, Ahmad *kisses*'
ham,	'K sure am in my relatives home. Sms me de. Pls:-)'
ham,	'I sent them. Do you like?'
ham,	'Fuuuuck I need to stop sleepin, sup'
ham,	'I\'m in town now so i\'ll jus take mrt down later.'
ham,	'I just cooked a rather nice salmon a la you'
ham,	'I uploaded mine to Facebook'
ham,	'WHAT TIME U WRKIN?'
ham,	'Okie'
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ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'Oh oh... Den muz change plan liao... Go back have to yan jiu again...'
ham,	'It\'s wylie, you in tampa or sarasota?'
ham,	'Ok... Take ur time n enjoy ur dinner...'
ham,	'Darren was saying dat if u meeting da ge den we dun meet 4 dinner. Cos later u leave xy will feel awkward. Den u meet him 4 lunch lor.'
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ham,	'I like cheap! But i‘m happy to splash out on the wine if it makes you feel better..'
ham,	'She.s fine. I have had difficulties with her phone. It works with mine. Can you pls send her another friend request.'
ham,	'Ugh my leg hurts. Musta overdid it on mon.'
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ham,	'WOT STUDENT DISCOUNT CAN U GET ON BOOKS?'
ham,	'Me fine..absolutly fine'
ham,	'How come she can get it? Should b quite diff to guess rite...'
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ham,	'I will reach ur home in  &lt;#&gt;  minutes'
ham,	'Babe, I\'m answering you, can\'t you see me ? Maybe you\'d better reboot YM ... I got the photo ... It\'s great !'
ham,	'Hi.what you think about match?'
ham,	'I know you are thinkin malaria. But relax, children cant handle malaria. She would have been worse and its gastroenteritis. If she takes enough to replace her loss her temp will reduce. And if you give her malaria meds now she will just vomit. Its a self limiting illness she has which means in a few days it will completely stop'
ham,	'Dai i downloaded but there is only exe file which i can only run that exe after installing.'
ham,	'It is only yesterday true true.'
ham,	'K.k.how is your business now?'
ham,	'3 pa but not selected.'
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ham,	'I keep ten rs in my shelf:) buy two egg.'
ham,	'I am late. I will be there at'
ham,	'Well thats nice. Too bad i cant eat it'
ham,	'I accidentally brought em home in the box'
ham,	'Pls she needs to dat slowly or she will vomit more.'
ham,	'I have to take exam with in march 3'
ham,	'Jane babes not goin 2 wrk, feel ill after lst nite. Foned in already cover 4 me chuck.:-)'
ham,	'5 nights...We nt staying at port step liao...Too ex'
ham,	'If I die I want u to have all my stuffs.'
ham,	'\"OH FUCK. JUSWOKE UP IN A BED ON A BOATIN THE DOCKS. SLEPT WID 25 YEAR OLD. SPINOUT! GIV U DA GOSSIP L8R. XXX\"'
ham,	'Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile becoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!!'
ham,	'Prabha..i\'m soryda..realy..frm heart i\'m sory'
ham,	'I re-met alex nichols from middle school and it turns out he\'s dealing!'
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ham,	'It means u could not keep ur words.'
ham,	'Nope, I\'m still in the market'
ham,	'I realise you are a busy guy and i\'m trying not to be a bother. I have to get some exams outta the way and then try the cars. Do have a gr8 day'
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ham,	'Hey what how about your project. Started aha da.'
ham,	'Ok cool. See ya then.'
ham,	'Am on the uworld site. Am i buying the qbank only or am i buying it with the self assessment also?'
ham,	'Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..'
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ham,	'Yeah I can still give you a ride'
ham,	'Jay wants to work out first, how\'s 4 sound?'
ham,	'Gud gud..k, chikku tke care.. sleep well gud nyt'
ham,	'Its a part of checking IQ'
ham,	'Hmm thinking lor...'
ham,	'Of course ! Don\'t tease me ... You know I simply must see ! *grins* ... Do keep me posted my prey ... *loving smile* *devouring kiss*'
ham,	'thanks for the temales it was wonderful. Thank. Have a great week.'
ham,	'Thank you princess! I want to see your nice juicy booty...'
ham,	'Haven\'t eaten all day. I\'m sitting here staring at this juicy pizza and I can\'t eat it. These meds are ruining my life.'
ham,	'Gud ni8 dear..slp well..take care..swt dreams..Muah..'
ham,	'U come n search tat vid..not finishd..'
ham,	'K I\'m leaving soon, be there a little after 9'
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ham,	'Yeah work is fine, started last week, all the same stuff as before, dull but easy and guys are fun!'
ham,	'You do your studies alone without anyones help. If you cant no need to study.'
ham,	'Please tell me not all of my car keys are in your purse'
ham,	'I didnt get anything da'
ham,	'Ok... Sweet dreams...'
ham,	'Well she\'s in for a big surprise!'
ham,	'As usual..iam fine, happy &amp; doing well..:)'
ham,	'1 in cbe. 2 in chennai.'
ham,	'Can help u swoop by picking u up from wherever ur other birds r meeting if u want.'
ham,	'If anyone calls for a treadmill say you\'ll buy it. Make sure its working. I found an ad on Craigslist selling for $ &lt;#&gt; .'
ham,	'I absolutely LOVE South Park! I only recently started watching the office.'
ham,	'Did you see that film:)'
ham,	'Pls speak with me. I wont ask anything other then you friendship.'
ham,	'Storming msg: Wen u lift d phne, u say \"HELLO\" Do u knw wt is d real meaning of HELLO?? . . . It\'s d name of a girl..! . . . Yes.. And u knw who is dat girl?? \"Margaret Hello\" She is d girlfrnd f Grahmbell who invnted telphone... . . . . Moral:One can 4get d name of a person, bt not his girlfrnd... G o o d n i g h t . . .@'
ham,	'Gud ni8.swt drms.take care'
ham,	'HI DARLIN ITS KATE ARE U UP FOR DOIN SOMETHIN TONIGHT? IM GOING TO A PUB CALLED THE SWAN OR SOMETHING WITH MY PARENTS FOR ONE DRINK SO PHONE ME IF U CAN'
ham,	'Anything lar then ü not going home 4 dinner?'
ham,	'\"ER, ENJOYIN INDIANS AT THE MO..yeP. SaLL gOoD HehE ;> hows bout u shexy? Pete Xx\"'
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ham,	'Did u fix the teeth?if not do it asap.ok take care.'
ham,	'So u wan 2 come for our dinner tonight a not?'
ham,	'Hello.How u doing?What u been up 2?When will u b moving out of the flat, cos I will need to arrange to pick up the lamp, etc. Take care. Hello caroline!'
ham,	'Its too late:)but its k.wish you the same.'
ham,	'Hi. Hope ur day * good! Back from walk, table booked for half eight. Let me know when ur coming over.'
ham,	'Oh yeah clearly it\'s my fault'
ham,	'Dunno leh cant remember mayb lor. So wat time r we meeting tmr?'
ham,	'Best msg: It\'s hard to be with a person, when u know that one more step foward will make u fall in love.. &amp; One step back can ruin ur friendship.. good night:-) ...'
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ham,	'Helloooo... Wake up..! \"Sweet\" \"morning\" \"welcomes\" \"You\" \"Enjoy\" \"This Day\" \"with full of joy\".. \"GUD MRNG\".'
ham,	'Vikky, come around  &lt;TIME&gt; ..'
ham,	'And how you will do that, princess? :)'
ham,	'I have gone into get info bt dont know what to do'
ham,	'Yeah, probably here for a while'
ham,	'Sent me ur email id soon'
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ham,	'I\'m still pretty weak today .. Bad day ?'
ham,	'Hey ! Don\'t forget ... You are MINE ... For ME ... My possession ... MY property ... MMM ... *childish smile* ...'
ham,	'An excellent thought by a misundrstud frnd: I knw u hate me bt the day wen u\'ll knw the truth u\'ll hate urself:-( Gn:-)'
ham,	'Hey! Congrats 2u2. id luv 2 but ive had 2 go home!'
ham,	'Dear where you. Call me'
ham,	'Xy trying smth now. U eat already? We havent...'
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ham,	'I donno its in your genes or something'
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ham,	'Alex says he\'s not ok with you not being ok with it'
ham,	'Are u coming to the funeral home'
ham,	'My darling sister. How are you doing. When\'s school resuming. Is there a minimum wait period before you reapply? Do take care'
ham,	'I.ll hand her my phone to chat wit u'
ham,	'Well good morning mr . Hows london treatin\' ya treacle?'
ham,	'I can\'t make it tonight'
ham,	'At WHAT TIME should i come tomorrow'
ham,	'About  &lt;#&gt; bucks. The banks fees are fixed. Better to call the bank and find out.'
ham,	'I can. But it will tell quite long, cos i haven\'t finish my film yet...'
ham,	'Pls ask macho how much is budget for bb bold 2 is cos i saw a new one for  &lt;#&gt;  dollars.'
ham,	'\"Hi missed your Call and my mumHas beendropping red wine all over theplace! what is your adress?\"'
ham,	'Ill be at yours in about 3 mins but look out for me'
ham,	'What you did in  leave.'
ham,	'I\'m coming back on Thursday. Yay. Is it gonna be ok to get the money. Cheers. Oh yeah and how are you. Everything alright. Hows school. Or do you call it work now'
ham,	'Jolly good! By the way,  will give u tickets for sat eve 7.30. Speak before then x'
ham,	'yeah, that\'s what I was thinking'
ham,	'K.k:)i\'m going to tirunelvali this week to see my uncle ..i already spend the amount by taking dress .so only i want money.i will give it on feb 1'
ham,	'Here got ur favorite oyster... N got my favorite sashimi... Ok lar i dun say already... Wait ur stomach start rumbling...'
ham,	'My sister going to earn more than me da.'
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ham,	'Hahaha..use your brain dear'
ham,	'Jus finish watching tv... U?'
ham,	'K, fyi I\'m back in my parents\' place in south tampa so I might need to do the deal somewhere else'
ham,	'Good morning, my Love ... I go to sleep now and wish you a great day full of feeling better and opportunity ... You are my last thought babe, I LOVE YOU *kiss*'
ham,	'Kothi print out marandratha.'
ham,	'But we havent got da topic yet rite?'
ham,	'Ok no problem... Yup i\'m going to sch at 4 if i rem correctly...'
ham,	'Thanks, I\'ll keep that in mind'
ham,	'Aah bless! How\'s your arm?'
ham,	'Dear Sir,Salam Alaikkum.Pride and Pleasure meeting you today at the Tea Shop.We are pleased to send you our contact number at Qatar.Rakhesh an Indian.Pls save our Number.Respectful Regards.'
ham,	'Gal n boy walking in d park. gal-can i hold ur hand? boy-y? do u think i would run away? gal-no, jst wana c how it feels walking in heaven with an prince..GN:-)'
ham,	'What makes you most happy?'
ham,	'Wishing you a wonderful week.'
ham,	'Sweet heart how are you?'
ham,	'Sir, waiting for your letter.'
ham,	'Dude im no longer a pisces. Im an aquarius now.'
ham,	'X course it 2yrs. Just so her messages on messenger lik you r sending me'
ham,	'I think steyn surely get one wicket:)'
ham,	'Neither [in sterm voice] - i\'m studying. All fine with me! Not sure the  thing will be resolved, tho. Anyway. Have a fab hols'
ham,	'Garbage bags, eggs, jam, bread, hannaford wheat chex'
ham,	'No. It\'s not pride. I\'m almost  &lt;#&gt;  years old and shouldn\'t be takin money from my kid. You\'re not supposed to have to deal with this stuff. This is grownup stuff--why i don\'t tell you.'
ham,	'Sounds better than my evening im just doing my costume. Im not sure what time i finish tomorrow but i will txt you at the end.'
ham,	'My birthday is on feb  &lt;#&gt;  da. .'
ham,	'So when do you wanna gym?'
ham,	'You\'d like that wouldn\'t you? Jerk!'
ham,	'Are u awake? Is there snow there?'
ham,	'And of course you should make a stink!'
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ham,	'No go. No openings for that room \'til after thanksgiving without an upcharge.'
ham,	'When you guys planning on coming over?'
ham,	'Wat ü doing now?'
ham,	'My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... \' NAKED...!'
ham,	'No sir. That\'s why i had an 8-hr trip on the bus last week. Have another audition next wednesday but i think i might drive this time.'
ham,	'Do I? I thought I put it back in the box'
ham,	'I\'m home...'
ham,	'No one interested. May be some business plan.'
ham,	'Yup it\'s at paragon... I havent decided whether 2 cut yet... Hee...'
ham,	'Good morning princess! Have a great day!'
ham,	'Guai... Ü shd haf seen him when he\'s naughty... Ü so free today? Can go jogging...'
ham,	'Aiyo cos i sms ü then ü neva reply so i wait 4 ü to reply lar. I tot ü havent finish ur lab wat.'
ham,	'Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, Being \'SIMPLE\' is very difficult...;-) :-)'
ham,	'Tell me something. Thats okay.'
ham,	'Ok'
ham,	'Hmm. Shall i bring a bottle of wine to keep us amused? Just joking! I\'ll still bring a bottle. Red or white? See you tomorrow'
ham,	'This is ur face test ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9  &lt;#&gt;  ) select any number i will tell ur face astrology.... am waiting. quick reply...'
ham,	'Hey, iouri gave me your number, I\'m wylie, ryan\'s friend'
ham,	'Yep get with the program. You\'re slacking.'
ham,	'I\'m in inside office..still filling forms.don know when they leave me.'
ham,	'I think your mentor is , but not 100 percent sure.'
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ham,	'Just trying to figure out when I\'m suppose to see a couple different people this week. We said we\'d get together but I didn\'t set dates'
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ham,	'Hi mom we might be back later than  &lt;#&gt; '
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ham,	'Lol, oh you got a friend for the dog ?'
ham,	'Ok., is any problem to u frm him? Wats matter?'
ham,	'K I\'ll head out in a few mins, see you there'
ham,	'Do u konw waht is rael FRIENDSHIP Im gving yuo an exmpel: Jsut ese tihs msg.. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog.. Bt sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mitsake.. GOODNIGHT &amp; HAVE A NICE SLEEP..SWEET DREAMS..'
ham,	'I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message'
ham,	'I don\'t want you to leave. But i\'m barely doing what i can to stay sane. fighting with you constantly isn\'t helping.'
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ham,	'Somebody set up a website where you can play hold em using eve online spacebucks'
ham,	'Its sunny in california. The weather\'s just cool'
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ham,	'I can make it up there, squeezed  &lt;#&gt;  bucks out of my dad'
ham,	'Good day to You too.Pray for me.Remove the teeth as its painful maintaining other stuff.'
ham,	'How are you babes. Hope your doing ok. I had a shit nights sleep. I fell asleep at 5.I?m knackered and i?m dreading work tonight. What are thou upto tonight. X'
ham,	'How do friends help us in problems? They give the most stupid suggestion that Lands us into another problem and helps us forgt the previous problem'
ham,	'I\'m at work. Please call'
ham,	'I will be gentle baby! Soon you will be taking all  &lt;#&gt;  inches deep inside your tight pussy...'
ham,	'NOT MUCH NO FIGHTS. IT WAS A GOOD NITE!!'
ham,	'Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan'
ham,	'Nt joking seriously i told'
ham,	'Watching ajith film ah?'
ham,	'Ooooooh I forgot to tell u I can get on yoville on my phone'
ham,	'All done, all handed in. Don\'t know if mega shop in asda counts as celebration but thats what i\'m doing!'
ham,	'I dont know exactly could you ask chechi.'
ham,	'Dunno lei shd b driving lor cos i go sch 1 hr oni.'
ham,	'As in i want custom officer discount oh.'
ham,	'That\'s necessarily respectful'
ham,	'Hi. Hope you had a good day. Have a better night.'
ham,	'And he\'s apparently bffs with carly quick now'
ham,	'HARD BUT TRUE: How much you show &amp;  express your love to someone....that much it will hurt when they leave you or you get seperated...!?????ud evening...'
ham,	'Babes I think I got ur brolly I left it in English wil bring it in 2mrw 4 u luv Franxx'
ham,	'Hi babe its me thanks for coming even though it didnt go that well!i just wanted my bed! Hope to see you soon love and kisses xxx'
ham,	'So gd got free ice cream... I oso wan...'
ham,	'Pls give her prometazine syrup. 5mls then  &lt;#&gt; mins later feed.'
ham,	'So how many days since then?'
ham,	'Dear are you angry i was busy dear'
ham,	'Yup he msg me: is tat yijue? Then i tot it\'s my group mate cos we meeting today mah... I\'m askin if ü leaving earlier or wat mah cos mayb ü haf to walk v far...'
ham,	'... Are you in the pub?'
ham,	'There is a first time for everything :)'
ham,	'Daddy, shu shu is looking 4 u... U wan me 2 tell him u\'re not in singapore or wat?'
ham,	'I ask if u meeting da ge tmr nite...'
ham,	'Gr8. So how do you handle the victoria island traffic. Plus when\'s the album due'
ham,	'Nite nite pocay wocay luv u more than n e thing 4eva I promise ring u 2morrowxxxx'
ham,	'East coast'
ham,	'You should get more chicken broth if you want ramen unless there\'s some I don\'t know about'
ham,	'My slave! I want you to take 2 or 3 pictures of yourself today in bright light on your cell phone! Bright light!'
ham,	'Nope. I just forgot. Will show next week'
ham,	'So how are you really. What are you up to. How\'s the masters. And so on.'
ham,	'I\'m at bruce &amp; fowler now but I\'m in my mom\'s car so I can\'t park (long story)'
ham,	'I dont know oh. Hopefully this month.'
ham,	'Hi elaine, is today\'s meeting confirmed?'
ham,	'Ok k..sry i knw 2 siva..tats y i askd..'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'U horrible gal... U knew dat i was going out wif him yest n u still come n ask me...'
ham,	'Otherwise had part time job na-tuition..'
ham,	'Oh yeah! And my diet just flew out the window'
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ham,	'You didnt complete your gist oh.'
ham,	'Er yeah, i will b there at 15:26, sorry! Just tell me which pub/cafe to sit in and come wen u can'
ham,	'If you can make it any time tonight or whenever you can it\'s cool, just text me whenever you\'re around'
ham,	'If I was I wasn\'t paying attention'
ham,	'Thanx a lot 4 ur help!'
ham,	'You\'re gonna have to be way more specific than that'
ham,	'Jesus armand really is trying to tell everybody he can find'
ham,	'I\'m wif him now buying tix lar...'
ham,	'Mode men or have you left.'
ham,	'Am slow in using biola\'s fne'
ham,	'\"What are youdoing later? Sar xxx\"'
ham,	'Hey i\'ve booked the 2 lessons on sun liao...'
ham,	'Thank you. do you generally date the brothas?'
ham,	'By the way, make sure u get train to worc foregate street not shrub hill. Have fun night x'
ham,	'I thought i\'d get him a watch, just cos thats the kind of thing u get4an18th. And he loves so much!'
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ham,	'Good morning. At the repair shop--the ONLY reason i\'m up at this hour.'
ham,	'And that\'s fine, I got enough bud to last most of the night at least'
ham,	'I am back. Good journey! Let me know if you need any of the receipts. Shall i tell you like the pendent?'
ham,	'So that takes away some money worries'
ham,	'aight we can pick some up, you open before tonight?'
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ham,	'Sac needs to carry on:)'
ham,	'Just sing HU. I think its also important to find someone female that know the place well preferably a citizen that is also smart to help you navigate through. Even things like choosing a phone plan require guidance. When in doubt ask especially girls.'
ham,	'What???? Hello wats talks email address?'
ham,	'Except theres a chick with huge boobs.'
ham,	'Im just wondering what your doing right now?'
ham,	'Wishing you a beautiful day. Each moment revealing even more things to keep you smiling. Do enjoy it.'
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ham,	'Arun can u transfr me d amt'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'If you hear a loud scream in about &lt;#&gt; minutes its cause my Gyno will be shoving things up me that don\'t belong :/'
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ham,	'Ok i thk i got it. Then u wan me 2 come now or wat?'
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ham,	'U GOIN OUT 2NITE?'
ham,	'I will treasure every moment we spend together...'
ham,	'Shall I bring us a bottle of wine to keep us amused? Only joking! I‘ll bring one anyway'
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ham,	'Ok lor.'
ham,	'I thought slide is enough.'
ham,	'Yup'
ham,	'Well obviously not because all the people in my cool college life went home ;_;'
ham,	'Ok lor ü reaching then message me.'
ham,	'Where\'s mummy\'s boy ? Is he being good or bad ? Is he being positive or negative ? Why is mummy being made to wait? Hmmmm?'
ham,	'Dhoni have luck to win some big title.so we will win:)'
ham,	'Yes princess! I want to please you every night. Your wish is my command...'
ham,	'What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..'
ham,	'No probably  &lt;#&gt; %.'
ham,	'Really do hope the work doesnt get stressful. Have a gr8 day.'
ham,	'Have you seen who\'s back at Holby?!'
ham,	'Shall call now dear having food'
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ham,	'So li hai... Me bored now da lecturer repeating last weeks stuff waste time... '
ham,	', ,  and  picking them up from various points | going 2 yeovil | and they will do the motor project 4 3 hours | and then u take them home. || 12 2 5.30 max. || Very easy'
ham,	'Also fuck you and your family for going to rhode island or wherever the fuck and leaving me all alone the week I have a new bong &gt;:('
ham,	'Ofcourse I also upload some songs'
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ham,	'K. I will sent it again'
ham,	'Oh thanks a lot..i already bought 2 eggs ..'
ham,	'K. I will sent it again'
ham,	'U studying in sch or going home? Anyway i\'ll b going 2 sch later.'
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ham,	'I think if he rule tamilnadu..then its very tough for our people.'
ham,	'Cool, we shall go and see, have to go to tip anyway. Are you at home, got something to drop in later? So lets go to town tonight! Maybe mum can take us in.'
ham,	'Good afternoon, my love ... How goes your day ? How did you sleep ? I hope your well, my boytoy ... I think of you ...'
ham,	'Yes... I trust u to buy new stuff ASAP so I can try it out'
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ham,	'Why did I wake up on my own &gt;:('
ham,	'Now get step 2 outta the way. Congrats again.'
ham,	'Love has one law; Make happy the person you love. In the same way friendship has one law; Never make ur friend feel alone until you are alive.... Gud night'
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ham,	'Apo all other are mokka players only'
ham,	'Perhaps * is much easy give your account identification, so i will tomorrow at UNI'
ham,	'Wait . I will msg after  &lt;#&gt;  min.'
ham,	'What i told before i tell. Stupid hear after i wont tell anything to you. You dad called to my brother and spoken. Not with me.'
ham,	'God\'s love has no limit. God\'s grace has no measure. God\'s power has no boundaries. May u have God\'s endless blessings always in ur life...!! Gud ni8'
ham,	'I want to be inside you every night...'
ham,	'Machan you go to gym tomorrow,  i wil come late goodnight.'
ham,	'Lol they were mad at first but then they woke up and gave in.'
ham,	'I went to project centre'
ham,	'It‘s reassuring, in this crazy world.'
ham,	'Just making dinner, you ?'
ham,	'Yes. Please leave at  &lt;#&gt; . So that at  &lt;#&gt;  we can leave'
ham,	'Oh... Okie lor...We go on sat... '
ham,	'You are a great role model. You are giving so much and i really wish each day for a miracle but God as a reason for everything and i must say i wish i knew why but i dont. I\'ve looked up to you since i was young and i still do. Have a great day.'
ham,	'Ya, i\'m referin to mei\'s ex wat... No ah, waitin 4 u to treat, somebody shld b rich liao...So gd, den u dun have to work frm tmr onwards...'
ham,	'Miles and smiles r made frm same letters but do u know d difference..? smile on ur face keeps me happy even though I am miles away from u.. :-)keep smiling.. Good nyt'
ham,	'By the way, i\'ve put a skip right outside the front of the house so you can see which house it is. Just pull up before it.'
ham,	'Can you pls send me that company name. In saibaba colany'
ham,	'No. I dont want to hear anything'
ham,	'You are a big chic. Common. Declare'
ham,	'Thats cool. I want to please you...'
ham,	'Going to join tomorrow.'
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ham,	'I want to tell you how bad I feel that basically the only times I text you lately are when I need drugs'
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ham,	'Total disappointment, when I texted you was the craziest shit got :('
ham,	'Its just the effect of irritation. Just ignore it'
ham,	'What about this one then.'
ham,	'I think that tantrum\'s finished so yeah I\'ll be by at some point'
ham,	'Compliments to you. Was away from the system. How your side.'
ham,	'happened here while you were adventuring'
ham,	'Hey chief, can you give me a bell when you get this. Need to talk to you about this royal visit on the 1st june. '
ham,	'Ok which your another number'
ham,	'I know you are thinkin malaria. But relax, children cant handle malaria. She would have been worse and its gastroenteritis. If she takes enough to replace her loss her temp will reduce. And if you give her malaria meds now she will just vomit. Its a self limiting illness she has which means in a few days it will completely stop'
ham,	'Aiyah ok wat as long as got improve can already wat...'
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ham,	'I can\'t believe how attached I am to seeing you every day. I know you will do the best you can to get to me babe. I will go to teach my class at your midnight'
ham,	'Just sleeping..and surfing'
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ham,	'Yeah it\'s jus rite...'
ham,	'Armand says get your ass over to epsilon'
ham,	'U still havent got urself a jacket ah?'
ham,	'I\'m taking derek &amp; taylor to walmart, if I\'m not back by the time you\'re done just leave the mouse on my desk and I\'ll text you when priscilla\'s ready'
ham,	'Hi its in durban are you still on this number'
ham,	'Ic. There are a lotta childporn cars then.'
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ham,	'No, I was trying it all weekend ;V'
ham,	'You know, wot people wear. T shirts, jumpers, hat, belt, is all we know. We r at Cribbs'
ham,	'Cool, what time you think you can get here?'
ham,	'Wen did you get so spiritual and deep. That\'s great'
ham,	'Have a safe trip to Nigeria. Wish you happiness and very soon company to share moments with'
ham,	'Hahaha..use your brain dear'
ham,	'Well keep in mind I\'ve only got enough gas for one more round trip barring a sudden influx of cash'
ham,	'Yeh. Indians was nice. Tho it did kane me off a bit he he. We shud go out 4 a drink sometime soon. Mite hav 2 go 2 da works 4 a laugh soon. Love Pete x x'
ham,	'Yes i have. So that\'s why u texted. Pshew...missing you so much'
ham,	'No. I meant the calculation is the same. That  &lt;#&gt; units at  &lt;#&gt; . This school is really expensive. Have you started practicing your accent. Because its important. And have you decided if you are doing 4years of dental school or if you\'ll just do the nmde exam.'
ham,	'Sorry, I\'ll call later'
ham,	'if you aren\'t here in the next  &lt;#&gt;  hours imma flip my shit'
ham,	'Anything lor. Juz both of us lor.'
ham,	'Get me out of this dump heap. My mom decided to come to lowes. BORING.'
ham,	'Ok lor... Sony ericsson salesman... I ask shuhui then she say quite gd 2 use so i considering...'
ham,	'Ard 6 like dat lor.'
ham,	'Why don\'t you wait \'til at least wednesday to see if you get your .'
ham,	'Huh y lei...'
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ham,	'Will ü b going to esplanade fr home?'
ham,	'Pity, * was in mood for that. So...any other suggestions?'
ham,	'The guy did some bitching but I acted like i\'d be interested in buying something else next week and he gave it to us for free'
ham,	'Rofl. Its true to its name'