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Fast logging for vibe-coders

Let's face it - your app is probably a dumpster fire of bugs and user confusion. Instalog is here to help you pretend you know what you're doing.

Because apparently you can't just use console.log() in production For when you want to pretend you're a "real" developer

Available SDKs

We made SDKs for all the platforms you're probably using wrong:

For when your app crashes more than your self-esteem Because Swift errors are just Objective-C's way of saying "I told you so" For when you want cross-platform but get cross-eyed instead Because regular React Native wasn't confusing enough Because sometimes you just want to pretend you're using React

Features We're Not Ashamed Of

Track every time your users question their life choices Because your code is more bug than feature Collect all those lovely "WTF is this?" comments Watch your app burn in real-time Because you can't decide which platform to fail on It's so easy even your PM could do it (but don't let them)

Getting Started (Because We Know You Need Help)

1. Sign up - it's free, unlike your dignity
2. Get your API key - it's like a password, but for your failures
3. Install the SDK - because copy-pasting from Stack Overflow isn't enough
4. Initialize the SDK - it's like turning on the lights before you trip
5. Start logging events - because someone needs to document this mess

For detailed instructions, visit our SDK documentation. Or don't, we're not your mom.

Need Help?

If you encounter any issues or have questions about using Instalog, please reach out to our support team at support@instalog.dev. We're here to help, mostly because we feel sorry for you.