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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>Harsh Gangaramani's Portfolio</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@4.5.3/dist/css/bootstrap.min.css" integrity="sha384-TX8t27EcRE3e/ihU7zmQxVncDAy5uIKz4rEkgIXeMed4M0jlfIDPvg6uqKI2xXr2" crossorigin="anonymous">
<script src="https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.5.1.slim.min.js" integrity="sha384-DfXdz2htPH0lsSSs5nCTpuj/zy4C+OGpamoFVy38MVBnE+IbbVYUew+OrCXaRkfj" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@4.5.3/dist/js/bootstrap.bundle.min.js" integrity="sha384-ho+j7jyWK8fNQe+A12Hb8AhRq26LrZ/JpcUGGOn+Y7RsweNrtN/tE3MoK7ZeZDyx" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
</head>
<body>
<div class="container">
<nav class="navbar navbar-expand-lg navbar-dark bg-dark">
<button class="navbar-toggler" type="button" data-toggle="collapse" data-target="#menu">
<span class="navbar-toggler-icon"></span>
</button>
<a class="navbar-brand" href="index.html">Harsh Gangaramani</a>
<div class="collapse navbar-collapse" id="menu">
<ul class="navbar-nav">
<li class="nav-item active">
<a href="index.html" class="nav-link">Home</a>
</li>
<li class="nav-item">
<a href="about.html" class="nav-link">About</a>
</li>
<li class="nav-item">
<a href="education.html" class="nav-link">Education</a>
</li>
<li class="nav-item">
<a href="awards.html" class="nav-link">Awards</a>
</li>
<li class="nav-item">
<a href="contact.html" class="nav-link">Contact</a>
</li>
</ul>
</div>
</nav>
<div class="pt-3">
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<h1>A personal favorite</h1>
<h6>A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"<span class="badge badge-secondary">Stolen from r/jokes</span></h6>
<p>
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"</p>
<p>
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."</p>
<p>
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"</p>
<p>
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"</p>
<p>
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"</p>
<p>
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?</p>
<p>
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
</p>
<p>
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
</p>
<p>
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
</p>
<p>
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
</p>
<p>
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
</p>
<p>
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
</p>
<p>
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."</p>
<!-- Button trigger modal -->
<button type="button" class="btn btn-primary" data-toggle="modal" data-target="#exampleModal">
Important
</button>
<!-- Modal -->
<div class="modal fade" id="exampleModal" tabindex="-1" aria-labelledby="exampleModalLabel" aria-hidden="true">
<div class="modal-dialog">
<div class="modal-content">
<div class="modal-header">
<h5 class="modal-title" id="exampleModalLabel">Important</h5>
<button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-label="Close">
<span aria-hidden="true">×</span>
</button>
</div>
<div class="modal-body">
I didn't want to use any of the placeholders as images, so I used memes instead. I hope that's allowed!
</div>
<div class="modal-footer">
<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary" data-dismiss="modal">Close</button>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
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</div>
</div>
</body>
</html>