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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
    <meta charset='utf-8'>
    <meta http-equiv='X-UA-Compatible' content='IE=edge'>
    <title>Store</title>
    <meta name='viewport' content='width=device-width, initial-scale=1'>
    <link rel='stylesheet' type='text/css' media='screen' href='main.css'>
    <script src='main.js'></script>
</head>
<script>
    // add random animation delay to all elements
    document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", function() {
        const elements = document.querySelectorAll('.blink, .stretched-blinking, .swag, .img-swag');
        elements.forEach(el => {
            const delay = Math.random() * 2; // Random delay between 0 and 2 seconds
            el.style.animationDelay = `${delay}s`;
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    function superduper() {
        // add swag class to all elements
        const elements = document.querySelectorAll('body *');
        elements.forEach(el => {
            el.classList.add('swag');
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    function addtocart(item, price) {
        // change cart text
        const cartElement = document.getElementById('cart');
        const currentText = cartElement.textContent;
        const currentCount = parseInt(currentText.match(/\d+/)[0]) || 0;
        const newCount = currentCount + 1;
        cartElement.textContent = `cart: at least ${newCount} items for at least ${price * newCount} dollars (aghhaghh)`;

        // add cart item and price to localStorage
        const cart = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('cart')) || [];
        cart.push({ item, price });
        localStorage.setItem('cart', JSON.stringify(cart));
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</script>
<body>
    <ul>
        <li><a href="/">Home</a></li>
        <li><a href="/checkout.html">Checkout</a></li>
        <li><p id="cart">cart: at least 0 items</p></li>
        <li><a onclick="superduper()" class="swag">Super Duper Accuracy Mode</a></li>
    </ul>
    <h1 class="stretched-blinking">BUY NOW!</h1>

    <table>
        <tr>
            <th>Product</th>
            <th>Price</th>
            <th>Image</th>
        </tr>
        <tr>
            <td class="blink">BUY OUR BOOK</td>
            <td>$9999.99</td>
            <td><img src="img/book.png" alt="Product 1" height="100"></td>
            <td><button onclick="buybook()" class="swag">BUY NOW</button></td>
            <td><button onclick="addtocart('BOOK', 9999.99)" class="swag">ADD TO CART</button></td>
        </tr>
        <tr>
            <td class="blink">BUY OUR SONG</td>
            <td>$9999.99</td>
            <td><img src="img/vinyl.png" alt="Product 2" height="100"></td>
            <td><button onclick="buyvinyl()" class="swag">BUY NOW</button></td>
            <td><button onclick="addtocart('SONG', 9999.99)" class="swag">ADD TO CART</button></td>
        </tr>
        <tr>
            <td class="blink">BUY OUR ALBUM</td>
            <td>$9999.99</td>
            <td><img src="img/cover.png" alt="Product 3" height="100"></td>
            <td><button onclick="buyalbum()" class="swag">BUY NOW</button></td>
            <td><button onclick="addtocart('ALBUM', 9999.99)" class="swag">ADD TO CART</button></td>
        </tr>
        <tr>
            <td class="blink">BUY OUR GRAPHS (EXPERIMENTAL)*</td>
            <td>5 Million Grains Of Rice (OR $9999.99)</td>
            <td><img src="https://accuratelinuxgraphs.com/assets/graphs/tuxcolors.gif" alt="Product 4" height="100"></td>
            <td><button onclick="buygraphs()" class="swag">BUY NOW</button></td>
            <td><button onclick="alert('An expected error has occured')" class="swag">ADD TO CART</button></td>
        </tr>
    </table>
    <p class="blink">*$ is an Accuracy Metric System (AMS) unit of measurement and is not a real currency. This is still a unit of measuring currency, each $ is equal to the most crippling amount of debt you can have in the Accuracy Legal System (Coming soon to a regime near you).</p>
    <h1 class="stretched-blinking">SECURED BY</h1>
    <img src="https://accuratelinuxgraphs.com/assets/img/tux.gif" class="img-swag" height="100">
    <p class="blink">TUX</p>
    <img src="https://accuratelinuxgraphs.com/assets/ico/grain.png" class="img-swag" height="100">
    <p class="blink">GRAIN</p>
    <noscript>
        <p class="blink">YOU ARE INACCURATE.</p>
    </noscript>
</body>
</html>