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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
    <meta charset='utf-8'>
    <meta http-equiv='X-UA-Compatible' content='IE=edge'>
    <title>Checking out...</title>
    <meta name='viewport' content='width=device-width, initial-scale=1'>
    <link rel='stylesheet' type='text/css' media='screen' href='main.css'>
    <script src='main.js'></script>
    <style>
      body { margin: 0; }
      #container { display: flex; height: 100vh; }
      .console-pane { flex: 1; padding: 10px; background: #000; color: #0f0; font-family: monospace; overflow-y: auto; }
      .console-pane p { margin: 0; }
    </style>
  </head>

  <script type="module">
(async () => {
    const left = document.getElementById('console-left');
    const right = document.getElementById('console-right');
    let appendTarget = left;

    // initial loading message
    left.innerHTML = '<p>Loading AccuraConsole...</p>';
    left.scrollTop = left.scrollHeight;

    // initial delay
    await new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, 2000));
    appendTarget.innerHTML += '<p>AccuraConsole is ready!</p>';
    appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;

    try {
        const response = await fetch('https://accuratelinuxgraphs.com/api/accuracy');
        const data = await response.text();
        const lines = data.split('\n');
        for (const line of lines) {
            if (Math.random() < 0.75) continue;
            await new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, Math.random() * 2));
            appendTarget.innerHTML += `<p>${line}</p>`;
            appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;
        }
    } catch (error) {
        console.error('Error fetching accuracy data:', error);
        appendTarget.innerHTML += '<p>Error fetching accuracy data. Have a neutral day!</p>';
        appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;
    }

    // switch to right pane for any further output
    appendTarget = right;

    appendTarget.innerHTML += '<p>Starting checkout process...</p>';
    appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;

    // process items from cart
    const cart = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('cart')) || [];
    let total = 0;
    if (cart.length === 0) {
        appendTarget.innerHTML += '<p>No items to process.</p>';
        appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;
    } else {
        for (const {item, price} of cart) {
            appendTarget.innerHTML += `<p>Analyzing item ${item} at price ${price}</p>`;
            appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;
            await new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, 1000));

            total += price;
            appendTarget.innerHTML += `<p>Using AccuMoney to take money (${total}) from mind</p>`;
            appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;
            await new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, 1000));

            appendTarget.innerHTML += `<p>Transaction complete for item ${item} at price ${price}</p>`;
            appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;
            await new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, 1000));

            appendTarget.innerHTML += `<p>Delivering product for item ${item} at price ${price}</p>`;
            appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;

            // trigger actual purchase/download based on item
            switch (item) {
                case 'BOOK': buybook(); break;
                case 'SONG': buyvinyl(); break;
                case 'ALBUM': buyalbum(); break;
                case 'GRAPHS': buygraphs(); break;
            }

            await new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, 1000));
        }
    }

    // clear cart after processing
    localStorage.removeItem('cart');
    appendTarget.innerHTML += `<p>Checkout complete! Total: ${total} dollars (aghhaghh)</p>`;
    appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;

    // go back to home after 3000ms
    setTimeout(() => {
        appendTarget.innerHTML += '<p>Redirecting to home...</p>';
        appendTarget.scrollTop = appendTarget.scrollHeight;
        window.location.href = '/';
    }, 3000);
  })();
  </script>
  <body>
  <div id="container">
    <div id="console-left" class="console-pane"></div>
    <div id="console-right" class="console-pane"></div>
  </div>
     <noscript>
         <p>An expected error has occured. Have a neutral day!</p>
     </noscript>
</body>
</html>