diff --git a/bin/zero.js b/bin/zero.js
index d087e4aa..dadfc012 100755
--- a/bin/zero.js
+++ b/bin/zero.js
@@ -49,34 +49,164 @@ function localControlHelperManifest(packageRoot) {
   return JSON.stringify({ version: 1, helpers });
 }
 
+// Mirrors internal/cli/observability.go parseDoctorArgs + writeDoctorHelp so the
+// wrapper's missing-binary doctor fallback matches the Go doctor CLI surface.
+const DOCTOR_HELP = `Usage:
+  zero doctor [flags]
+
+Runs Go backend health checks for config and provider setup.
+
+Flags:
+      --json            Print JSON report
+      --connectivity    Include provider endpoint connectivity probe when available
+  -h, --help            Show this help
+`;
+
+const EXIT_USAGE = 2;
+
+function installedByBun() {
+  if (process.env.ZERO_WRAPPER_SIMULATE_BUN === '1') {
+    return true;
+  }
+  return process.execPath.includes('bun') || !!process.versions?.bun;
+}
+
+function bunRecoveryParagraph() {
+  return (
+    'You installed with Bun, which does not run dependency lifecycle scripts\n' +
+    'by default. Trust the package to run the blocked postinstall:\n' +
+    '  bun pm trust @gitlawb/zero       (project install)\n' +
+    '  bun pm -g trust @gitlawb/zero    (global install)\n' +
+    'On Bun versions without `bun pm trust`, add\n' +
+    '  "trustedDependencies": ["@gitlawb/zero"]\n' +
+    'to your project package.json and reinstall.\n' +
+    '\n'
+  );
+}
+
+function buildFromSourceParagraph() {
+  return (
+    'If that fails, build from source: https://github.com/Gitlawb/zero\n' +
+    '(go run ./cmd/zero, requires Go 1.25+).'
+  );
+}
+
+function missingBinaryContextParagraph() {
+  return (
+    'The platform binary is fetched at install time by a postinstall script,\n' +
+    'which did not run (or was skipped) for this install.'
+  );
+}
+
+function formatGenericMissingNativeBinaryMessage(postinstallScript) {
+  const ranByBun = installedByBun();
+  return (
+    '[zero] No native binary found next to the npm wrapper.\n' +
+    missingBinaryContextParagraph() +
+    '\n' +
+    '\n' +
+    'Fix it now by running the installer manually:\n' +
+    `  node "${postinstallScript}"\n` +
+    '\n' +
+    (ranByBun ? bunRecoveryParagraph() : '') +
+    buildFromSourceParagraph()
+  );
+}
+
+function parseDoctorArgs(args) {
+  let json = false;
+  for (const arg of args) {
+    switch (arg) {
+      case '-h':
+      case '--help':
+      case 'help':
+        return { kind: 'help' };
+      case '--json':
+        json = true;
+        break;
+      case '--connectivity':
+        break;
+      default:
+        return { kind: 'error', message: `unknown doctor flag ${JSON.stringify(arg)}` };
+    }
+  }
+  return { kind: 'run', json };
+}
+
+function missingNativeDoctorJSONReport(postinstallScript) {
+  return {
+    generatedAt: new Date().toISOString().replace(/\.\d{3}Z$/, 'Z'),
+    ok: false,
+    checks: [
+      {
+        id: 'runtime.go',
+        label: 'Go runtime',
+        status: 'fail',
+        message: 'Native zero binary is missing next to the npm wrapper.',
+        details: {
+          remedy: `node "${postinstallScript}"`,
+        },
+      },
+    ],
+  };
+}
+
+function missingNativeDoctorTextReport(postinstallScript) {
+  const ranByBun = installedByBun();
+  return (
+    'Zero doctor report (' +
+    new Date().toISOString() +
+    ')\n' +
+    'Overall: fail\n' +
+    '[fail] runtime.go - Native zero binary is missing next to the npm wrapper.\n' +
+    '  remedy: node "' +
+    postinstallScript +
+    '"\n' +
+    '\n' +
+    missingBinaryContextParagraph() +
+    (ranByBun ? '\n' + bunRecoveryParagraph().trimEnd() : '') +
+    '\n' +
+    buildFromSourceParagraph()
+  );
+}
+
 const packageRoot = dirname(dirname(fileURLToPath(import.meta.url)));
 const nativePath = join(packageRoot, zeroBinaryName());
 const localControlHelpers = localControlHelperManifest(packageRoot);
 
 if (!existsSync(nativePath)) {
   const postinstallScript = join(packageRoot, 'scripts', 'postinstall.mjs');
-  const ranByBun = process.execPath.includes('bun') || !!process.versions?.bun;
-  console.error(
-    '[zero] No native binary found next to the npm wrapper.\n' +
-      'The platform binary is fetched at install time by a postinstall script,\n' +
-      'which did not run (or was skipped) for this install.\n' +
-      '\n' +
-      'Fix it now by running the installer manually:\n' +
-      `  node "${postinstallScript}"\n` +
-      '\n' +
-      (ranByBun
-        ? 'You installed with Bun, which does not run dependency lifecycle scripts\n' +
-          'by default. Trust the package to run the blocked postinstall:\n' +
-          '  bun pm trust @gitlawb/zero       (project install)\n' +
-          '  bun pm -g trust @gitlawb/zero    (global install)\n' +
-          'On Bun versions without `bun pm trust`, add\n' +
-          '  "trustedDependencies": ["@gitlawb/zero"]\n' +
-          'to your project package.json and reinstall.\n' +
-          '\n'
-        : '') +
-      'If that fails, build from source: https://github.com/Gitlawb/zero\n' +
-      '(go run ./cmd/zero, requires Go 1.25+).',
-  );
+
+  // `zero doctor` is the diagnostic command: when the native binary is missing
+  // it's the one invocation that must NOT bail with the generic wrapper error,
+  // because that's exactly the blind alley issue #405 reports. Instead, surface
+  // a doctor-shaped FAIL line for the runtime so the user's diagnostic finds the
+  // real cause. We branch on a literal 'doctor' subcommand only (matching `zero
+  // doctor` and `zero doctor --connectivity`), preserving the existing bail for
+  // every other invocation (exec, providers list, TUI, --version, etc.).
+  const argv = process.argv.slice(2);
+  const isDoctor = argv.length > 0 && argv[0] === 'doctor';
+  if (isDoctor) {
+    const parsed = parseDoctorArgs(argv.slice(1));
+    if (parsed.kind === 'help') {
+      process.stdout.write(DOCTOR_HELP);
+      process.exit(0);
+    }
+    if (parsed.kind === 'error') {
+      process.stderr.write(`[zero] ${parsed.message}\n`);
+      process.exit(EXIT_USAGE);
+    }
+
+    if (parsed.json) {
+      process.stdout.write(JSON.stringify(missingNativeDoctorJSONReport(postinstallScript), null, 2) + '\n');
+      process.exit(1);
+    }
+
+    process.stdout.write(missingNativeDoctorTextReport(postinstallScript) + '\n');
+    process.exit(1);
+  }
+
+  console.error(formatGenericMissingNativeBinaryMessage(postinstallScript));
   process.exit(1);
 }
 
diff --git a/internal/npmwrapper/npmwrapper_test.go b/internal/npmwrapper/npmwrapper_test.go
index 12c5b372..0cd52400 100644
--- a/internal/npmwrapper/npmwrapper_test.go
+++ b/internal/npmwrapper/npmwrapper_test.go
@@ -12,6 +12,54 @@ import (
 	"time"
 )
 
+// Mirror internal/cli/exec.go exit codes so wrapper doctor fallback tests assert
+// the same CLI contract as the Go doctor command.
+const (
+	wrapperExitSuccess = 0
+	wrapperExitUsage   = 2
+	wrapperExitDoctor  = 1
+)
+
+// Canonical Bun recovery copy from bin/zero.js bunRecoveryParagraph() — shared
+// by the generic missing-binary path and the doctor text fallback.
+const (
+	bunRecoveryLead        = "You installed with Bun, which does not run dependency lifecycle scripts"
+	bunPmTrustProject      = "bun pm trust @gitlawb/zero"
+	bunPmTrustGlobal       = "bun pm -g trust @gitlawb/zero"
+	bunRecoveryTrustedDeps = `"trustedDependencies": ["@gitlawb/zero"]`
+	buildFromSourceLead    = "If that fails, build from source: https://github.com/Gitlawb/zero"
+)
+
+func runWrapperFixture(t *testing.T, wrapperPath string, args ...string) (stdout string, stderr string, exitCode int) {
+	return runWrapperFixtureWithEnv(t, wrapperPath, nil, args...)
+}
+
+func runWrapperFixtureWithEnv(t *testing.T, wrapperPath string, extraEnv []string, args ...string) (stdout string, stderr string, exitCode int) {
+	t.Helper()
+	node := requireNode(t)
+	ctx, cancel := context.WithTimeout(context.Background(), nodeWrapperTimeout())
+	defer cancel()
+	command := nodeWrapperCommand(ctx, node, wrapperPath, args...)
+	command.Env = append(withoutEnvKey(command.Env, "ZERO_LOCAL_CONTROL_HELPERS"), "ZERO_LOCAL_CONTROL_HELPERS=")
+	command.Env = append(withoutEnvKey(command.Env, "ZERO_WRAPPER_SIMULATE_BUN"), extraEnv...)
+	var stdoutBuf, stderrBuf strings.Builder
+	command.Stdout = &stdoutBuf
+	command.Stderr = &stderrBuf
+	err := command.Run()
+	if ctx.Err() != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("wrapper timed out: %v; stdout: %s stderr: %s", ctx.Err(), stdoutBuf.String(), stderrBuf.String())
+	}
+	exitCode = wrapperExitSuccess
+	if err != nil {
+		exitErr, ok := err.(*exec.ExitError)
+		if !ok {
+			t.Fatalf("wrapper err = %v, want *exec.ExitError; stdout=%s stderr=%s", err, stdoutBuf.String(), stderrBuf.String())
+		}
+		exitCode = exitErr.ExitCode()
+	}
+	return stdoutBuf.String(), stderrBuf.String(), exitCode
+}
+
 func TestPackageBinPointsToNodeWrapper(t *testing.T) {
 	root := repoRoot(t)
 	bytes, err := os.ReadFile(filepath.Join(root, "package.json"))
@@ -261,6 +309,221 @@ func TestNodeWrapperReportsMissingNativeBinary(t *testing.T) {
 	}
 }
 
+// Issue #405: `zero doctor` is the diagnostic command, so when the native
+// binary is the thing that's broken it must NOT bail with the generic wrapper
+// error; that's exactly the blind alley the bug report calls out. Instead it
+// emits a doctor-shaped FAIL line for the runtime so the user's own diagnostic
+// surfaces the real cause. We assert on the doctor-report shape (so the doctor
+// UX matches what the Go-side doctor.Format produces) and on exit 1 (a missing
+// binary is still a hard failure, not a pass).
+func TestNodeWrapperDoctorReportsMissingNativeBinaryAsDoctorFail(t *testing.T) {
+	wrapperPath := copyWrapperFixture(t)
+	stdout, stderr, exitCode := runWrapperFixture(t, wrapperPath, "doctor")
+	if exitCode != wrapperExitDoctor {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor exit = %d, want %d; stdout=%s stderr=%s", exitCode, wrapperExitDoctor, stdout, stderr)
+	}
+	if strings.TrimSpace(stderr) != "" {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor text report must go to stdout only, got stderr=%q", stderr)
+	}
+	// Doctor-shaped report, not the generic wrapper bail. Matches the shape the
+	// Go-side doctor.Format emits: a header, "Overall: <pass/fail>", then
+	// "[<status>] <id> - <message>" lines.
+	if !strings.Contains(stdout, "Zero doctor report (") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor output should start with a doctor report header, got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(stdout, "Overall: fail") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor overall must be fail when the native binary is missing, got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(stdout, "[fail] runtime.go") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor must report a failing runtime.go check, got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(stdout, "Native zero binary is missing next to the npm wrapper") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor must name the actual cause (missing native binary), got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+	// The actionable remedy must point at the postinstall script that would fix
+	// the install, not just "build from source".
+	if !strings.Contains(stdout, "postinstall.mjs") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor remedy should name the postinstall script, got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+	// Regression guard for the original blind-alley bug: the doctor path must
+	// NOT emit the generic wrapper bail (that's what sent users debugging the
+	// wrong thing).
+	if strings.Contains(stdout, "[zero] No native binary found next to the npm wrapper") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor must not emit the generic wrapper bail, got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestNodeWrapperDoctorJSONReportsMissingNativeBinaryAsJSONFail(t *testing.T) {
+	wrapperPath := copyWrapperFixture(t)
+	stdout, stderr, exitCode := runWrapperFixture(t, wrapperPath, "doctor", "--json")
+	if exitCode != wrapperExitDoctor {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --json exit = %d, want %d; stdout=%s stderr=%s", exitCode, wrapperExitDoctor, stdout, stderr)
+	}
+	if strings.TrimSpace(stderr) != "" {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --json should write machine-readable output to stdout only, got stderr=%q", stderr)
+	}
+	var report struct {
+		GeneratedAt string `json:"generatedAt"`
+		OK          bool   `json:"ok"`
+		Checks      []struct {
+			ID      string         `json:"id"`
+			Label   string         `json:"label"`
+			Status  string         `json:"status"`
+			Message string         `json:"message"`
+			Details map[string]any `json:"details"`
+		} `json:"checks"`
+	}
+	if err := json.Unmarshal([]byte(stdout), &report); err != nil {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --json stdout should be valid JSON, got %q: %v", stdout, err)
+	}
+	if report.GeneratedAt == "" {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --json report should include generatedAt: %#v", report)
+	}
+	if report.OK {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --json ok = true, want false: %#v", report)
+	}
+	if len(report.Checks) != 1 {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --json checks length = %d, want 1: %#v", len(report.Checks), report.Checks)
+	}
+	check := report.Checks[0]
+	if check.ID != "runtime.go" || check.Label != "Go runtime" || check.Status != "fail" {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --json runtime check = %#v, want failing runtime.go check", check)
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(check.Message, "Native zero binary is missing next to the npm wrapper") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --json must name the actual cause, got %#v", check)
+	}
+	remedy, _ := check.Details["remedy"].(string)
+	if !strings.Contains(remedy, "postinstall.mjs") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --json remedy should name the postinstall script, got %#v", check.Details)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestNodeWrapperDoctorHelpShowsUsage(t *testing.T) {
+	wrapperPath := copyWrapperFixture(t)
+	for _, args := range [][]string{{"doctor", "--help"}, {"doctor", "help"}, {"doctor", "-h"}} {
+		stdout, stderr, exitCode := runWrapperFixture(t, wrapperPath, args...)
+		if exitCode != wrapperExitSuccess {
+			t.Fatalf("%v exit = %d, want %d; stdout=%s stderr=%s", args, exitCode, wrapperExitSuccess, stdout, stderr)
+		}
+		if strings.TrimSpace(stderr) != "" {
+			t.Fatalf("%v help must write to stdout only, got stderr=%q", args, stderr)
+		}
+		if !strings.Contains(stdout, "Usage:") || !strings.Contains(stdout, "zero doctor [flags]") {
+			t.Fatalf("%v help output = %q, want doctor usage text", args, stdout)
+		}
+	}
+}
+
+func TestNodeWrapperDoctorRejectsUnknownFlag(t *testing.T) {
+	wrapperPath := copyWrapperFixture(t)
+	stdout, stderr, exitCode := runWrapperFixture(t, wrapperPath, "doctor", "--bogus")
+	if exitCode != wrapperExitUsage {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --bogus exit = %d, want %d; stdout=%s stderr=%s", exitCode, wrapperExitUsage, stdout, stderr)
+	}
+	if strings.TrimSpace(stdout) != "" {
+		t.Fatalf("invalid doctor flag should not write stdout, got %q", stdout)
+	}
+	if stderr != "[zero] unknown doctor flag \"--bogus\"\n" {
+		t.Fatalf("invalid doctor flag stderr = %q", stderr)
+	}
+}
+
+// `doctor --connectivity` (a valid doctor invocation with a trailing flag) must
+// take the same doctor-shaped path: parseDoctorArgs accepts --connectivity and
+// the missing-binary fallback still reports the runtime failure.
+func TestNodeWrapperDoctorWithFlagsStillReportsDoctorFail(t *testing.T) {
+	wrapperPath := copyWrapperFixture(t)
+	stdout, stderr, exitCode := runWrapperFixture(t, wrapperPath, "doctor", "--connectivity")
+	if exitCode != wrapperExitDoctor {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --connectivity exit = %d, want %d; stdout=%s stderr=%s", exitCode, wrapperExitDoctor, stdout, stderr)
+	}
+	if strings.TrimSpace(stderr) != "" {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --connectivity must write to stdout only, got stderr=%q", stderr)
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(stdout, "[fail] runtime.go") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --connectivity must still emit the failing runtime.go line, got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+	if strings.Contains(stdout, "[zero] No native binary found next to the npm wrapper") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor --connectivity must not fall back to the generic bail, got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestNodeWrapperGenericReportsBunRecoveryWhenInstalledByBun(t *testing.T) {
+	wrapperPath := copyWrapperFixture(t)
+	_, stderr, exitCode := runWrapperFixtureWithEnv(t, wrapperPath, []string{"ZERO_WRAPPER_SIMULATE_BUN=1"}, "--version")
+	if exitCode != wrapperExitDoctor {
+		t.Fatalf("generic missing-binary exit = %d, want %d; stderr=%s", exitCode, wrapperExitDoctor, stderr)
+	}
+	assertBunRecoveryMessage(t, stderr)
+	if !strings.Contains(stderr, buildFromSourceLead) {
+		t.Fatalf("generic bun stderr should include build-from-source guidance, got %q", stderr)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestNodeWrapperDoctorReportsBunRecoveryWhenInstalledByBun(t *testing.T) {
+	wrapperPath := copyWrapperFixture(t)
+	stdout, stderr, exitCode := runWrapperFixtureWithEnv(t, wrapperPath, []string{"ZERO_WRAPPER_SIMULATE_BUN=1"}, "doctor")
+	if exitCode != wrapperExitDoctor {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor bun exit = %d, want %d; stdout=%s stderr=%s", exitCode, wrapperExitDoctor, stdout, stderr)
+	}
+	if strings.TrimSpace(stderr) != "" {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor bun report must go to stdout only, got stderr=%q", stderr)
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(stdout, "[fail] runtime.go") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor bun report must still fail runtime.go, got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+	assertBunRecoveryMessage(t, stdout)
+	if !strings.Contains(stdout, buildFromSourceLead) {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor bun report should reuse generic build-from-source guidance, got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+	if strings.Contains(stdout, "If reinstall fails") {
+		t.Fatalf("doctor bun report must not use a separate build-from-source string, got stdout=%q", stdout)
+	}
+}
+
+func TestNodeWrapperDoctorAndGenericShareBunRecoveryCopy(t *testing.T) {
+	wrapperPath := copyWrapperFixture(t)
+	simulateBun := []string{"ZERO_WRAPPER_SIMULATE_BUN=1"}
+	_, genericStderr, _ := runWrapperFixtureWithEnv(t, wrapperPath, simulateBun, "--version")
+	doctorStdout, _, _ := runWrapperFixtureWithEnv(t, wrapperPath, simulateBun, "doctor")
+	genericBun := extractBunRecoveryBlock(genericStderr)
+	doctorBun := extractBunRecoveryBlock(doctorStdout)
+	if genericBun != doctorBun {
+		t.Fatalf("bun recovery copy drift:\ngeneric=%q\ndoctor=%q", genericBun, doctorBun)
+	}
+}
+
+func assertBunRecoveryMessage(t *testing.T, output string) {
+	t.Helper()
+	if !strings.Contains(output, bunRecoveryLead) {
+		t.Fatalf("output should include bun recovery lead, got %q", output)
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(output, bunPmTrustProject) {
+		t.Fatalf("output should include project bun pm trust guidance, got %q", output)
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(output, bunPmTrustGlobal) {
+		t.Fatalf("output should include global bun pm trust guidance, got %q", output)
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(output, bunRecoveryTrustedDeps) {
+		t.Fatalf("output should include trustedDependencies fallback guidance, got %q", output)
+	}
+	if !strings.Contains(output, "to your project package.json and reinstall.") {
+		t.Fatalf("output should mention package.json reinstall fallback, got %q", output)
+	}
+}
+
+func extractBunRecoveryBlock(output string) string {
+	start := strings.Index(output, bunRecoveryLead)
+	if start < 0 {
+		return ""
+	}
+	end := strings.Index(output[start:], buildFromSourceLead)
+	if end < 0 {
+		return strings.TrimSpace(output[start:])
+	}
+	return strings.TrimSpace(output[start : start+end])
+}
+
 func TestNodeWrapperLaunchesNativeBinary(t *testing.T) {
 	if runtime.GOOS == "windows" {
 		t.Skip("mock executable fixture uses a POSIX shell script")