A simple, step-by-step guide. Take your time — there is no rush.
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⚠ Kyle — read & remove this box before you send the page
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Phone: he already has your number, so the [YOUR PHONE] line is optional — fill it in or delete it.
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Folder: you don't need to know the path. Step 5 searches by name for any folder matching *def*con* (case-insensitive, so it catches DEFCON34, DEF_CON_34, DEF CON 34, DEF-CON-34) and prints what it found so you can confirm it on the phone before it sends.
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Transfer — pick ONE and delete the other:Option A (Magic Wormhole) is live; Option B (USB → Windows) is commented out below it. Use A only if wormhole is installed (which wormhole). You can't check that remotely, so if you're not sure it's there, switch to B now.
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Confirmed from your notes: GRUB shows, Windows is default (he presses ↑ to reach Ubuntu), and it's login only — no separate disk-unlock screen. Steps already reflect this.
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If the files aren't already encrypted and you want them zipped with a password first, tell me and I'll add it.
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+ 📞 Call Kyle any time: [YOUR PHONE]
+ If anything looks different from this page, or you're unsure, stop and call. Nothing here can break the computer.
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Restart the computer
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Right now the computer is in Windows — the way you normally use it. We need to start it up in the other system, called Linux (Ubuntu), where Kyle's files live.
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Close anything you have open.
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Click the Start menu, then the power icon, then Restart.
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Watch the screen closely as it comes back on — the next step happens quickly.
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Choose "Ubuntu" from the menu
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As the computer restarts, a dark screen with a short list appears. The top line is usually Ubuntu; Windows is lower down and is highlighted by default. There's a 5-second countdown — but don't let that rush you:
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As soon as the list appears, tap the ↑ up-arrow key once. This stops the countdown, so now you have all the time you need.
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Press ↑ as many times as needed until the line that says Ubuntu is highlighted.
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Press Enter.
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+ If the countdown runs out and Windows loads, no harm done — just go back to Step 1, restart, and this time tap ↑ the moment the list appears.
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Log in (Kyle reads you the password)
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After a moment you'll reach a login screen with Kyle's name on it.
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Click Kyle's name if it isn't already selected.
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Type the password Kyle reads you over the phone. You'll see dots as you type — that's fine.
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Press Enter. You're now in Linux.
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+ The password is not written on this page, for safety — Kyle reads it to you. If any other password screen shows up before this login screen, stop and call Kyle.
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Open the Terminal
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The Terminal is a window where you paste one command.
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Hold Ctrl and Alt together, then tap the T key.
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A dark window opens with text ending in $. That's the Terminal.
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If that doesn't work: click Activities (top-left), type terminal, and click the Terminal icon.
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Find and send the files
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Click Copy, then paste into the Terminal with Ctrl+Shift+V, and press Enter.
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+ D=$(find ~ -type d -iname '*def*con*' 2>/dev/null | head -1); if [ -z "$D" ]; then echo ">>> NOTHING FOUND - call Kyle"; else echo ">>> FOLDER FOUND: $D"; wormhole send "$D"; fi
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+ It will print a line such as:
+ >>> FOLDER FOUND: /home/kyle/Documents/DEFCON34
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+ Wormhole code is: 7-crossover-clockwork
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+ 📞 Read both lines to Kyle: first the "FOLDER FOUND" line (so he can confirm it's the right folder), then the code, exactly as shown — numbers and both words. He receives the files on his end. Keep this window open until he says he has them.
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+ If it says NOTHING FOUND, or you see wormhole: command not found, don't worry — just read that to Kyle and he'll take it from there.
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Wait for Kyle to confirm
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When Kyle says the transfer finished, you'll see the $ prompt again. That means it worked.
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+ That's it — you're done! Thank you. You can leave the computer as it is, or restart and let Windows load normally — whatever Kyle tells you.
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If something looks wrong
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Read whatever is on the screen out loud to Kyle — including any error message, word for word.
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Don't worry about mistakes. Nothing you type here can damage the computer or the files.
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If you feel stuck or tired, stop and call Kyle. He'll walk you through it.